Qin Zexin said, I don't know if I should say mmp or not.
"It can't be helped. My father is rigid and serious. He is a university professor. In high school, Qin Baobao wanted to go to the entertainment industry, but he severely punished her. Qin Baobao was afraid of her father since she was a child. Her father got angry and gave up. What can I do, I can't just watch her get beaten up. This time, I will take the blame if I don't want to."
Chu Aiai looked at Qin Baobao and suppressed a smile.
Countless viewers looked at Qin Baobao.
Hey, why is it wrong with what I just said? It shouldn't be that my brother's legs have softened since he saw his father get angry since he was a child.
Some people were already laughing out loud and couldn't hold it back.
"What sound?" Qin Ze asked.
"Oh, it's okay. The show here is about to start, so it's quite noisy." Chu Aimei performed Tai Chi and said, "It can be seen that sister and brother love each other deeply. Will there be any friction in your life?"
"Yes, when Baby Qin is at home, she stretches out her clothes, stretches out her hands, eats, and opens her mouth. She doesn't have the ability to take care of herself. Usually, I take care of her. As a younger brother and a father, sometimes I feel very tired, so I ask her to help with the work. If you only act coquettishly, there will inevitably be friction."
The audience in the audience whispered.
"What does it look like for a goddess to act like a baby?"
"I'll go. What a blessing. With such a beautiful sister acting like a baby, I am willing to be a cow or a horse."
"I didn't expect to be a warm boy, and I like Qin Ze more and more. He can write songs, play the piano, and take care of the housework. I want as many brothers as I have."
"The image of the goddess is instantly clear. It turns out that she is a lazy person at home. Ahahaha."
"It feels like their daily life is quite funny."
"After Baby Qin returns home, the small universe will definitely erupt. Qin Ze doesn't know he's been tricked yet."
"Baby Qin is an older sister after all, and Qin Ze dare not fight back if she wants to beat her younger brother."
The corner of Qin Baobao's mouth twitched, and he wished he could get into the phone and have a real-life PK with Qin Ze, but he had to force a smile on his face.
The program team is too good at making things happen.
"Then how will you coordinate?" Chu Aimei suppressed a smile.
"Usually it's just fighting. By the way, that's not an answer. I should change the phrase on the show later, and say that the housework will be distributed reasonably in the end."
Whoa!
Everyone was taken aback.
It's really a fight, what a grown-up.
Qin Baobao said aggrievedly: "Usually he pushes me on the sofa and beats me up."
There was a coax from the audience, and laughter was everywhere.
Finally couldn't bear it anymore.
"Hahaha, I died from laughing."
"How funny."
"Qin Ze really hits my sister. If I want to have such a beautiful sister, I definitely won't be willing to beat her."
"He's beating, cursing, or loving. Didn't you see Qin Baobao's little expression?"
"It's so interesting. I like Qin Ze very much, and I also like Qin Baobao."
If Qin Ze couldn't hear such a loud noise, he was really stupid, "What's going on? Why did I hear laughter... Are you recording a program? Baby Qin, are you there?" .”
Chu Aiai signaled to Qin Baobao that he could talk, and Qin Baobao hid his sword in his smile: "Ah Ze, my sister must have a good chat with you when I get home today."
Qin Ze pretended he couldn't hear, and changed the subject bluntly: "Hello host, audience friends."
Ai Chu responded, "I'm sorry, Mr. Qin Ze, but we were already recording a show just now."
"It's all a routine." Qin Ze sighed, "That... let's cut the part just now, let's pretend that nothing happened, and call again, okay?"
The audience burst into laughter again.
"Okay, thank you very much for Mr. Qin's participation in our program. The call ends here." Chu Ai Ai ended the topic in a funny way: "Friends in the audience, say goodbye to Mr. Qin."
Goodbye sounded.
Qin Ze said helplessly, "Goodbye!"
At home, Wang Zijin stood aside and listened, and couldn't help laughing, "Where is the TV station in Zhejiang Province? How funny."
"It's unscrupulous." Qin Ze put away the phone, "Baby Qin won't be back in time, let's eat."
Wang Zijin complained: "You haven't cooked this dish yet, how can you eat it?"
"Don't worry, don't worry, the old driver will show my sister a hand."
In the evening, Qin Baobao rushed home. He kicked off his high-heeled shoes, flung his bag, and a hungry tiger threw Qin Ze down, shouting, "Zi Jin, I want to clean up the house, and the idlers should go back quickly."
Wang Zijin said "oh", and went back to the room with the computer in his hand.
After a while, Qin Baobao shouted for help in the living room.
"Zijin, the enemy is ferocious, please support quickly."
"Zijin, help me."
"Ahahaha...don't poke my waist."
"Qin Ze, if you do this again, my sister will really turn her face off."
"Ah, stop poking, good brother, sister please."
"I forgive you, no, I was wrong, good brother, good Aze..."
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu."
Wang Zijin put on the earphones and turned a deaf ear. She had already given up treatment for the siblings.
In the living room, pillows fell all over the floor. The coffee table is askew.
Qin Ze sat on his sister with a big horse and a golden knife, while Qin Baobao was like a salted fish, only caring for his breath. The bulging chest rose and fell violently. Her hair was disheveled, covering her flawless pretty face. The hem of the T-shirt was lifted up in the struggle, and the small waist was exposed like this.
The siblings didn't know how many times they fought against each other, but it still ended in Qin Baobao's defeat.
Qin Baobao lay sprawled on the sofa with a look of lovelessness on his face.
"Get up." Qin Ze lightly poked her waist.
Qin Baobao was angry and ignored him.
My sister's disheveled appearance was too unsightly, so Qin Ze helped her pull up the hem of her T-shirt.
"Let's truce." Qin Baobao said, she stretched out a tender white lotus root arm, coquettishly: "Pull me up."
Upon hearing this, Qin Ze stretched out his hand to pull her. As a result, she staggered violently with all her breastfeeding strength, and then her shoulders sank, and the two long legs rested on his shoulders, twisting and pulling immediately.
Qin Ze bumped his head into his sister's lower abdomen, and both siblings groaned in unison.
Qin Baobao, who succeeded in the sneak attack, ignored the pain, hugged Qin Ze's arm, cut Qin Ze's neck with two legs, stretched his waist, and kicked up and down.
"I'll go, Baby Qin, you stinky shameless." Qin Ze struggled a few times, but she couldn't break free. She was really strong, and the dance practiced for the past few months was not for nothing.
"You actually played a sneak attack."
Qin Baobao put all his energy into resisting his younger brother's resistance, his face flushed, and panting, he said, "Soldiers never tire of cheating, sister said that if you want to clean up the house, you have to clean up the house, don't say that you didn't predict it."
On the way back to the Shanghai stock market, she searched for a way to overcome the strong with the weak. In order to learn the technique of exerting force, I watched several teaching videos.
"You little red guy who has no respect for his elders, my sister will teach you a good lesson today." Qin Baobao exerted force with his legs and locked his younger brother's neck tightly. This move is called life-threatening scissor kicks.
How to teach? Suffocate me between your feet.
Qin Ze felt that his neck was about to break. He could stand up forcefully, but it might strain his neck.
"We have a truce."
"Say you're wrong."
"I was wrong."
"Do you still dare to be rude to your sister in the future?"
"Don't dare, don't dare."
"If you're smart, shout three times: Sister Fairy, please spare me."
"It's too shameful, can I change my name?"
"No, hurry up, I'm going to be unable to hold on anymore... Bah, I still have the power of the wilderness to use me,"
Qin Baobao was panting and talking at the same time, doing so vigorously, she herself was exhausted enough.
Qin Ze begged for mercy.
Satisfied, Qin Baobao quickly let go of his legs, jumped up from the sofa, hid at a safe distance, looked up to the sky and laughed three times, and sang a Beijing opera: "I am an idler on Wolonggang, go up the mountain to fight big bugs, go down to the sea to catch dragons , the strength to pull out the mountain and the power to surpass the world, it is only a matter of time to take the enemy's head from among the thousands of armies, just wait!"
With a shake of his shoulders, his little fist moved forward and backward, and continued to sing: "Punish the little thief with a small knife, there is no one like me in the world!"
Then he took a figure-of-eight step and walked back to the room proudly: "I'm going."
The door closed with a "snap", and it was locked, and the crazy laughter of the sister and best friend showing off the sky-defying comeback sounded in the room.
Qin Ze touched his nose, and it seemed to be lingering with a faint fragrance.