Entering the meeting room, Qin Ze's first glance was not at the long brown lacquered table and the four interviewers sitting upright, but to see if there was a broom lying on the ground.
Qin Baobao knew that her younger brother had repeatedly failed interviews, and felt that it was because her younger brother didn’t care about the interviews, so no one wanted him, so she dug out the book "108 Tests of Interviewers" that she bought when she graduated, and told her younger brother that he must pay attention to the details. , Use the most exaggerated mentality to judge the interviewer. It took Qin Ze two days to finish reading this book, and he thought to himself, the interviewers are really good at playing.
It is a typical case whether the broom falls to the ground or not. However, there are two opinions given in the book. One is that you need to help the broom that fell on the ground. According to the conventional answer, you should quickly pick up the broom that fell on the ground and then participate in the interview. This was once regarded as being careful and responsible. . The other is not to help. Because it may also be the interviewer’s anti-routine. If you want to help, they feel that they have to do it themselves even to help the broom. They can’t distinguish their job responsibilities, and they will definitely not be able to do great things in the future.
Qin Ze looked confused, whether to help or not, asked his sister, but she couldn't give an answer. Vaguely speaking, it depends.
God TM depends on the situation.
He quickly glanced at the ground. Fortunately, there was no pretentious test of holding a broom. He had interviewed so many companies, but he had never encountered this kind of test. It seemed that the routine was too old.
Qin Ze just looked at the four interviewers and glanced at the nameplates. They were the marketing manager, the investment manager, the personnel manager, and the assistant to the general manager. Two men and two women, a paunchy uncle and a man in his 30s, a middle-aged woman with glasses and a young and handsome woman.
The interviewer is also considering Qin Ze. The young man has a good skin and a good figure, and he looks very energetic. Among the fifty or sixty people in the company, few are more handsome than him.
The first person to speak was the manager of the HR department. The middle-aged woman helped the frame of the mirror, and a sharp reflection flashed across the lens: "Qin Ze, your resume doesn't have any work experience. May I ask what you have been doing during the past few months as an intern?"
It was a sharp question from the very beginning. Qin Ze sat on a chair, put his hands on his knees, straightened his waist, and answered truthfully: "I have been trading in stocks for the past two months."
The manager of the marketing department smiled immediately, and he said, "Can I ask about your rate of return?"
"Yes!" Qin Ze nodded: "The average rate of return is around 90%, the highest is 300%, and the lowest is 40%."
The manager of the marketing department frowned. The rate of return was astonishing, but considering the recent surge in the stock market, it was not unacceptable. The other interviewers were not very surprised. After all, it is impossible to ask him to deliver the receipt, whether it is true or not is yet to be determined.
The manager of the investment department, a man in his thirties, said with a smile: "Tell me about the recent trend of the stock market. Some people say that the market has continued to rise, and it is bound to rise sharply. Some people say that it is just a bottoming out of the market. This is a normal phenomenon." , After this period of recovery, it will return to the downturn."
Qin Ze said: "The stock market is about to go up."
The manager of the investment department made a "please" gesture: "Please start your speech."
poof...
Qin Ze almost burst into laughter on the spot. "Please begin your speech" is listed as a taunt along with "hehe". I don't know if this guy did it on purpose or not, but he played so seamlessly.
The interviewers looked at Qin Ze. During the interview period, some people said that the spring of the stock market had come, and some said it was the return of the sun. The answer of "yes" and "no" is not what the interviewers want to hear, but how the interviewer argues.
Qin Ze spoke for a few seconds, then said slowly: "There are three reference methods for judging whether the stock market has a medium-to-long-term bullish basis."
"One: Economists often say that the stock market is a barometer of the economy, and the general direction is correct. Therefore, whether the stock market will go bullish or not depends on whether the macro economy starts to recover. To see whether the macro economy recovers, we first look at the economic conditions of European and American countries , The quality of their economy directly affects the global financial market. As for how to look at it, the PPI data released by the National Bureau of Statistics and the PMI data released by HSBC can tell us the answer."
The manager of the investment department directly interrupted: "As far as I know, the economies of European and American countries are not good, but our country's real estate decline and policy income decline have caused huge downward pressure on the national economy."
This guy's nameplate says his name: Li Linfeng.
Qin Ze calmly said: "This world is never black and white. It cannot be said that the foreign economy is bad, and the stock market must be bad. The stock market is called investment in foreign countries, but it is called stock trading in China. It is so simple to see the general trend, then Is it still called stock trading?"
Li Linfeng nodded, agreed with his point of view, and said with a smile: "Continue."
"Two: Look at the stock market trends of several major foreign economic powers. Their markets determine the global stock market. The domestic stock market follows the trend."
Li Linfeng frowned, "Then you shouldn't be bullish. The story of the United States, Britain, France and other countries is a mess."
"This is related to my third point." Qin Ze said.
Li Linfeng leaned slightly, as if listening.
The other three interviewers also became serious. Among the interviewers, Qin Ze was the most eloquent, regardless of whether what he said was right or wrong.
"The national conditions of each country are different. The trend of the domestic stock market and the foreign economy and stock market can only be used as a reference. The reason why I am bullish on the stock market is that the domestic economy is going down and the real estate bubble is getting bigger and bigger."
"Ha!" The manager of the marketing department laughed: "The domestic economy is poor, so the stock market should be in the doldrums."
"Normally this is the case." Qin Ze said: "However, the government introduced a series of policies in March and July this year, and cut interest rates twice, but it also compressed investment returns, and the risk-free and high-efficiency investment decreased. As a result, the bank has a lot of idle funds, where will the money go? Another one, in the past two years, the industrial market has hit new lows and the market has been in a downturn. Last year, even the IPO was suspended. To support the industry, new shares will be issued. To restart the IPO, the market must have a wave of rising, and it is a stable market. Only in this case can companies be encouraged to conduct direct financing through IPOs and capital markets.”
The economics of the marketing department frowned.
Li Linfeng was thoughtful, "Is everything you said supported by big data? Without long-term market research and analysis, it is just talking on paper."
Of course, Qin Ze has been doing this for the past two months. He has gnawed through the stock market, recent policies, and data released by the Bureau of Statistics in the past two years. Those who can understand can understand it by themselves, and those who can't understand can exchange knowledge from the system. He left a thick stack of draft paper at home.
"I'm just expressing my own opinion. If I say something wrong, the leaders can criticize it." Qin Ze said.
This kind of topic is similar to academic debate. No one can convince anyone. Everyone has their own views. The industry is also debating whether the stock market is bullish or bearish.
Mr. Qin is bullish, but he has a conservative concept, so he invests a small amount of money. Qin Ze is bullish, thinking that the stock market will skyrocket, so he "goes bankrupt" with a full position.
Li Linfeng picked up his teacup with a smile, "Very thoughtful."
He only agrees with a part of Qin Ze's ideas. This is an interview, not an academic debate. There is no need to be bullish and bearish. His purpose is to test Qin Ze's professionalism, and the answer has come out.
Li Linfeng, the manager of the investment department, gave a score in his heart, qualified! It's rare to see a young man who can talk, bragging in a serious manner, but it's also very reasonable.
The manager of the personnel department is not very satisfied with Qin Ze because he has no work experience.
The manager of the marketing department is indifferent because his department is already full.
The only assistant to the general manager who didn't say anything, finally showed her big move at this moment.
This delicate woman in her late twenties took out a test paper from the file folder, pushed it to Qin Ze, and said with a smile, "I have a test paper for the college entrance examination here, I will give you half an hour, if you can get full marks, the company will admit you. "
Is there such an operation? !
Several managers were shocked.
The assistant to the general manager was always pleasant in today's interview, and he didn't deliberately make things difficult for the young people in front of him. The questions he asked were all quite satisfactory. How come here, the painting style has completely changed.
Juli is only a medium-sized investment company, so there is no need to go online like this, and the college entrance examination does not require the top scorer in science to get full marks.
They looked at Qin Ze with pity, maybe this young man offended her
The woman who had two dimples when she smiled gave a half-smile: "Is there a problem?"
Qin Ze said: No problem, give me a pen by the way. Then he moved the chair to the table and answered the questions by himself.
Move your pen like flying!
So smooth!
With the level of Qin Ze's skill book, getting a high score is not a problem, and getting a full score is not impossible, but half an hour is too hasty. He solved the multiple-choice questions and fill-in-the-blank questions, and handed over the long and complicated answer questions to the system.
Half an hour, no more, no less.
Qin Ze put down his pen and let out a long breath: "It's done."
alright
Several managers looked suspicious.
Are you kidding me
How long has it been
Are you sure you can answer full marks in half an hour
The assistant to the general manager hid the shock in his eyes very well, slowly took out another printed answer, compared it again, and looked up at Qin Ze.
Compare again and look at Qin Ze again.
Not reconciled, he compared the answers again, and said in a skeptical tone: "How did you do it."
"Full marks?" The HR manager, a middle-aged woman wearing black-rimmed glasses, asked impatiently.
The female assistant nodded silently.
"I don't believe it." Li Linfeng stood up, grabbed the paper and the answer, and checked it himself. After a while, he raised his head and said in a skeptical tone, "How did you do it?"
"I'm quite talented in mathematics." Qin Zexin said, mmp, I just have an interview, what do you think
He felt that this routine seemed familiar.
The female assistant adjusted her stiff expression and cleared her throat, "Come to work on Monday."
Qin Ze got up and left the meeting room.
Outside the meeting room, a few young people who hadn't interviewed came up, "Why is it taking so long?"
"What did I ask you?"
"You have been in for forty minutes."
Qin Ze blackmailed the interviewer: "They are mentally ill and asked me to do the college entrance examination papers."
College entrance examination paper
The young men looked at each other in blank dismay.
The interviewer is really good at playing, should we download a copy of the science college entrance examination paper for backup
It's been a few years since I graduated, and I don't know if I can still pick up the knowledge I gained from high school.