My Elder Sister is a Superstar

Chapter 191: Rectify the name in Chinese

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Qin Ze wrote at his desk, summarizing the gains and losses of today's investment projects, and whether the investment results are good or bad, not just profit and loss. For example, you can earn a project of one million, but because of an operation error, you only earn 900,000, which means you have lost 100,000. For example, many stockholders sell when the stock has risen to 5%, and then find that it has reached the daily limit, and they cry out distressedly: they have lost a lot.

The same reason.

So Qin Ze has to sum up the gains and losses, find out the problem, and avoid similar mistakes again. It took an hour to complete this "review book", stretched my waist, and my neck creaked. With his physical fitness, it is a bit too much for him to work at his desk for a long time.

Ever since Qin Ze sincerely said the word "I'm sorry" in the little BMW, Qin Baobao and his younger brother are in a state of "mixing oil with honey". Like a little daughter-in-law, she leaned over and said distressedly: "Is your shoulder sore, sister rub it for you."

Qin Ze thanked his sister, and then leaned on his sister's chest. Qin Baobao pushed his younger brother away and said angrily, "Sit still."

They sat cross-legged on the sofa, and the older sister helped the younger brother pinch his shoulders.

Qin Baobao said, Qin Ze, my sister feels uncomfortable.

Qin Ze nodded. My sister was ingenious, so I lost.

Wang Zijin looked at them with dazed and confused eyes. The day before yesterday, he was still in a state of cold war. After returning home together last night, Bing Ning's relationship thawed out and became a loving sibling again.

I really don't understand this neuropathy.

Qin Baobao complained: "Your shoulders are too hard, and your fingers are so sore."

Qin Ze said: "I still think your nails are too long, it hurts me when I pinch them."

"Little red guy with no conscience," Qin Baobao slapped Qin Ze's head twice.

Qin Ze was furious. He lay back and knocked his sister over on the sofa. Then the siblings started a fierce confrontation. They pinched their cheeks and poked their nostrils. Qin Ze pressed his sister's head and spanked her ass. Qin Baobao counterattacked with a knife in his hand.

Wang Zijin caught the flying pillow and sat far away silently, so as not to be hurt by the two of them.

Qin Baobao seized the opportunity, used his strong waist, hooked his legs around his younger brother's neck, and re-emerged with scissor feet, subdued him again, and cheered himself up by dubbing: "Hey ha ha ha."

Qin Ze screamed: "Suffocation, suffocation."

"I'm going to strangle you to death, a heartless bastard who bullies my sister all day long." Qin Baobao continued "hehehehe".

Wang Zijin sighed.

Sweetened with honey? nonexistent.

Qin Ze was about to suffocate, this bitch didn't care what to do. He stretched out his hand to pinch his sister's soft waist, and she let go with an "oops".

He has been thinking hard for a long time, and he has already realized the way to crack it.

"Qin Ze, you are not good at all." Qin Baobao shouted with tears in her eyes. After finishing speaking, her sister kicked Qin Ze's face.

Wang Zijin heard Qin Ze grunt, and then two bloodstains flowed from his nostrils.

But Miss Wang's heart ached, she dropped her phone, and rushed over to check the situation: "Ah Ze, what's wrong with you, keep your head up and don't move."

"I, I... didn't do it on purpose." Qin Baobao felt more distressed than Wang Zijin.

"What are you doing, it doesn't matter." Wang Zijin pushed her angrily, took out a tissue, twisted it into strips, and stuffed it into Qin Ze's nostrils.

Then put his head on his lap, "Lie down and don't move, it will be fine in a while."

After a few minutes, the bleeding was successfully stopped.

"It's not serious, my handsome nose was kicked flat by you." Qin Ze poked his sister's forehead fiercely with his finger.

The elder sister pouted her mouth and sat on a duck, with a look of grievance on her face that she didn't dare to resist.

Wang Zijin also poked his best friend's forehead with his finger, but Qin Ze pressed Miss Wang's hand and said, okay, let's ignore her.

A little joy flashed across Qin Baobao's bright eyes.

After such a fuss, Wang Zijin was not in the mood to follow the drama anymore, and scolded the siblings for a few words. Then I talked about the big new document incident of the Ministry of Education on the Internet today, and the scolding war in full swing on the Internet.

Qin Baobao said displeased: "English is important, right? An international language, its value cannot be denied. But Chinese is one of the most difficult languages in the world. It is broad and profound. You can't use the degree of spread to compare the two."

Qin Ze took it for granted, "Would you post a few words on Weibo? Promote the profoundness of Chinese?"

Qin Baobao said unhappily: "Don't provoke a group of trolls then."

"Ding!" The system voice sounded: "I am very happy to capture the desire in the host's heart. Please justify the profoundness of Chinese. One hundred points will be rewarded for success, and corresponding points will be deducted for failure. Time limit: 24 hours."

Qin Ze has been stunned for a long time by accepting this task. Chinese is extensive and profound. Nonsense, Chinese is of course extensive and profound. As one of the most difficult languages in the world to learn, and as one of the ancient civilizations in the world, the characters naturally contain a profound cultural foundation.

But how to prove it

This task is not easy, don't lose to questions like "prove that your mother is your mother".

The difficulty of the task lies in the word "rectification of names", how to rectify names, and who to rectify names. Immediately figured it out, I can rectify my name through the Internet, my sister is a big star, and there are many people who follow her.

So how to rectify the name

My sister isn't my sister? How about being a sister instead of being a sister? No, no, Qin Baobao will kill him, and he definitely doesn't want to post such obscene jokes.

Is it better to like my sister than to like my sister? Scary long and scary long

What's the difference between this and a real sister doing a sister.

Qin Ze fell into deep thought. At this moment, his sister, who was watching the online scolding battle, smiled and said, "This guy is so funny, he posted a bunch of uncommon words. I only know two: Taotie."

A flash of light flashed in Qin Ze's mind. He remembered an interesting video he watched in the system mall a long time ago. The low system claimed to come from a parallel space, and copied the huge database in that parallel world to enrich its own database. But because the parallel world system is flooded, all of them are big bosses, changing the world with a single disagreement, lowering human IQ, and lowering the level of world literature. The low force system found two hosts, and was easily bombarded by the hosts of other systems Killing into scum, he felt that there was no chance of becoming famous if he stayed there, so he used his own advantage of traveling through time and space to open up a time and space tunnel, came to this world and plunged into Qin Ze's body.

Well, there is no need to delve into the sad past of the low force system, Qin Ze finally grasped the key point of this task.

The Chinese language is extensive and profound, so why bother with puns, I can kill them with uncommon words.

"Sister, I'll give you a chance to show off." Qin Ze said.

Qin Baobao and Wang Zijin turned to look at him, and said in unison: "You want to make trouble again?"

"Serve with pen and ink." Qin Ze ordered his two elder sisters to order, but the elder sisters seemed to have rooted in their buttocks, so they ignored him, so they had to go to the room to find a pen and paper, and wrote a long essay.

Qin Baobao and Wang Zijin leaned over and asked in a daze, "What is this?"

Qin Ze smiled mysteriously: "New song!"

Qin Baobao pouted: "I don't even know these words." She looked at Wang Zijin: "What about you?"

Wang Zijin rolled his eyes: "I have so many uncommon words, how are you going to sing them?"

"Then I'll write another "Tongjiazi"," Qin Ze finished writing, "Sister, this kind of song doesn't need to be too professional, I'll teach you to sing it a few times, let's make a video and post it on your Weibo."