When Qin Ze's "No. 1 fastest shooter in the music world" achieved the achievement of "all eyes on him", he was complacent for a while, and was half sad and half proud when facing the ridicule of netizens.
But when it came to the quick shooter, everyone immediately turned their attention to him, and Qin Ze couldn't accept this reaction. It's more than unacceptable, it's heartbreaking. Sensing the strange gazes of the guests, my elder sister followed the principle of "I go first for good things and my younger brother goes for bad things", she silently took a step back and pierced her heart again.
Take your eyes off me, I'm still a child.
"Hahaha, when my brother came here, I knew it was the right choice to invite you." Huang Yicong's loud laughter attracted everyone's attention, and he said: "I am very confident in your reputation as the number one fast shooter. You have withstood the test The glory, without any water in it."
The guests cast sympathetic and unclear eyes again.
Qin Ze could easily see through their eyes:
"Yo, fast gunner, keep an eye on you."
"The quality of the fast gunner is very good."
"It's time to witness the fast gunner appear in front of others again."
"Quick Gunner 666."
As a famous fast shooter, I experience daily pressure that does not match my age.
"Ding! Show your holiness in front of people (10/15), please take out your original works immediately and help the groom official knock on the bride's door." The system also stepped in: "Please act appropriately."
Qin Ze said calmly: "In this case, it is impossible for me to have psychological desires. I am not so perverted."
"Whether you're going to be abnormal or not, just ask your sister when you go home."
"The system has changed, you are no longer the good system I know that silently sends tasks."
May I ask if there is still hope for me to take off this title in this life? Wait online, hurry up!
Holding his pierced heart in his hands, Qin Ze walked towards and waved fiercely, smiling like a wicked President Huang.
Huang Yicong put his arms around Qin Ze's neck: "Brother, it's up to you, I will add chicken legs to your sister later."
Qin Ze glanced sideways, adding your sister's chicken legs, she is not an actress.
"This is your wedding, I'm not going to pretend." He whispered.
"Men don't pretend to be aggressive, how can they hook up for real?" Huang Yicong said in a low voice, "I'm already in my grave, I don't care about these things, just pretend as you want."
Sassy dialogue!
If it were a narrow-minded groom, Qin Ze would definitely not let Qin Ze steal the limelight at the wedding, but the president is a professional veteran driver. The veteran driver has rolled countless sheets, turned countless corners, and shaken countless beds.
Outside the crowd, a guy wearing glasses was holding a small video camera and filming excitedly. There is a brand on the chest: UC
"Is he really good? Can he write a song in such a short time?"
"Who knows, only the wrong name, no wrong nickname, the quick shooter will definitely be there soon."
"I feel relieved when you say that, and I feel safe."
"Okay, okay..."
Qin Ze pondered, what should I sing? The pile of songs in the system mall is dazzling, and Qin Ze, who has a choice phobia, is very painful.
How about fooling around with the song my sister sang? No, it's too unremarkable in style.
What would happen if I sang "Happy Breakup"
Qin Ze's brain twitched, wondering if he would be beaten to death on the spot
"Qin Ze closed his eyes, he was meditating."
"I've counted down the seconds, record the speed of the fast gunner."
"He opened his eyes and couldn't believe it. Has there been a result in such a short time?"
The guests chatted in low voices.
Qin Ze cleared his throat, without accompaniment or soundtrack, and sang a cappella: "He will be your groom,"
"From now on, he will be your lifelong partner."
"Everything about him will be closely related to you."
"Fortune and misfortune are equal."
"She will be your bride."
"She was entrusted to you by others."
"You have to take care of me twice as soon as you say."
"Bitterness or happiness must be shared."
"It must be a special fate to be able to become a family along the way."
...
At first I didn't think it was too nice, but the level was on the line, until "it must be a special fate, so we can become a family all the way", this sentence seems to have a bit of eye-catching effect, and instantly raised the force of the whole song .
After chewing the lyrics carefully, it is so apt, it is almost created for the wedding twice.
This, is this the strength of the fastest shooter in the music world
Everyone was shocked.
"It's surprisingly nice. You must hug this thigh." A certain singer whispered.
"Is this Qin Ze's strength? It's so fast that it makes people desperate. I lost." A famous music producer said.
"Oh my god, it's really too fast. I haven't realized it yet. He's already finished." A certain female guest was shocked.
"I counted it, twenty seconds, one song in twenty seconds. It's too fast!" A certain male guest said inexplicably.
"Papa papa!"
The applause sounded, and everyone applauded enthusiastically.
As expected of a quick shooter, he deserved his reputation and knelt down to the boss.
Qin Ze heard the applause, and the people around him looked at him with adoring eyes, thinking about it was quite refreshing.
At this time, out of the corner of his eye, he caught sight of the reporter with the UC card hanging on his chest, put away the camera with a strange smile on his face, turned and left contentedly.
The balls are all sacks, how did this person get in here.
Security, security, a suspicious person has sneaked in, catch him quickly! !
It's over, and tomorrow's news will definitely be: shocking! At the wedding scene, he actually did this kind of thing instead of the groom! !
Or: the fastest shooter in the music world shows off his skills in public, men are silent when they see it, and women cry when they see it.
I will never be able to take off this title in this life! !
Qin Ze thought sadly.
I really want to do a sky-watching action.
"Open the door, open the door!" The best man knocked on the door.
Inside the house, Yanzi and the bridesmaids looked confused.
"Is it really original? I'll search the lyrics online first."
"There's no need to search, didn't you hear it? It's Qin Ze who is singing outside."
"Qin Ze?"
"Brother Qin Baobao, the fastest shooter in the music world, have you never heard of this?"
"Oh, I'm going, it's too fast."
Qin Ze was outside the door, twitching the corners of his mouth, get out of here, let me break open the door that these little bitches smashed.
The bridesmaids were willing to gamble and opened the door. The moment the door was opened, the girls glanced at Qin Ze resentfully.
Qin Baobao took a picture of the scene just now with his mobile phone, and now posted a video on Weibo: "Brother 666"
Fans heard the news and responded in surprise: "Wow, my brother has released a new work?"
"Baby is the happiest sister, and never has to worry about good songs."
"It's great to have such a brother, and the baby is so happy."
Of course, there are also coquettish sluts who make her hate replies:
"Excellent, my husband."
"My brother, my brother is mine."
"Nonsense, my younger brother is mine, you crazy bees and butterflies get out of here."
"Baby Qin is my sister, hehehe."
She quit Weibo and posted the video to the chat group.
Wang Zijin was the first to reply: "Ah Ze is really amazing, awesome."
Su Yu: "Brother Xuan is crazy, hehe."
Pei Nanman: "Do you want to say that my brother is the most powerful?"
The corner of Qin Baobao's mouth curled up: "Bai Lianhua shut up and just watch quietly. I'm in a good mood today and I don't want to educate you."
Su Yu made a "funny face": "Who educates whom?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he was overwhelmed by Wang Zijin's "funny" face. Wang Zijin typed: "Come to fight pictures."
Su Yu said disdainfully: "Stupid"
Pei Nanman: "Stop arguing, if you keep arguing, I will quit the group."
Qin Baobao: "Then you go back."
After scolding the battle that day, Su Yu created another group, and pulled Qin Baobao into the group to discuss the battle, Qin Baobao was defeated, and pulled Wang Zijin to help out, and Su Yu pulled Pei Nanman in again.
Cycle again.
"Hongdou Sinanguo" invited "Qin Ze" to join the group chat.
Qin Baobao: "You're doing this again."
Su Yu: "You're enough, we won't quarrel."
Wang Zijin: "rbqrbq."
Pei Nanman said hehe: "It's best not to quarrel, I'm just joking with you, I hit it with my hands."
Qin Baobao: "..."
Wang Zijin: "..."
Su Yu: "..."
Qin Ze moved his head closer: "What are you looking at, there's something wrong with your face."
Qin Baobao turned around lightly, not giving his younger brother a chance to spy on the video, quickly typed the five words "black hearted maggot", and exited the chat software.
"Little brother, let's go back to our seats, the wedding is about to begin." The elder sister held his younger brother's arm.
"Did you call me little brother?" Qin Ze said unhappily.
Qin Baobao tilted his head and thought for a while: "Brother Quick Shooter, let's go."
Mom slapped her, if it wasn't for the wrong occasion, she must be pressed to the ground for an injection.
The groom led the bride's hand into the wedding venue, and the wedding ceremony of the couple officially kicked off.
What happened after that had nothing to do with Qin Ze. He was very low-key, drinking and eating meat. Watching the guests come to the stage to play the show, Qin Baobao also sang a song on stage. The vulgar appearance brings wonderful programs to the guests.
It's good to keep a low profile, it's best to downplay your own existence, if any guy who doesn't open his eyes at this time dares to come forward and say hello: Yo quick shooter.
Qin Ze planned to let him know what blood spattering five steps is.
After the wedding, the siblings got together.
The two had a dispute over who was driving, because they both drank alcohol. Although they were not drunk, they were not considered drunk driving, but if they were caught by the police uncle, they would not be able to escape the crime of drunk driving.
"My sister is a big star, so she will definitely have to socialize when she attends the wedding. Don't worry about what kind of wine you drink, little red guy." Qin Baobao blushed slightly: "You come and drive."
"It's funny, do you socialize more or do I socialize more? I am the person who attracts the most attention besides the groom." Qin Ze sternly took a seat in the back: "Come and drive."
"Could it be that my new trick is to eat dry rice?"
"Chu (po) (bu) send (ji) tremble (dai)"
"Little red guy, look at the trick." The elder sister pounced on the younger brother, and performed the stunt of hugging the younger brother in her arms.
ah...
Qin Ze felt the little soul in his body tremble.
Familiar touch, familiar embrace, but the fragrance is a bit pungent.
When my sister attended a wedding, the amount of perfume she wore was several times the usual amount. After close contact, Qin Ze's nose felt a little uncomfortable, his nasal cavity was itchy, and he shivered in his sister's arms!
Ah Choo!
Sneezed hard.
A bubble of snot stained my sister's chest, leaving a large wet mark on the gorgeous dress.
Qin Ze pushed away his stiff sister, leaned over and took out two tissues, and wiped his nose slowly.
"This wave is not bad." He said.
My sister cried out, "I'm so sorry."