My name is Qin Ze, not Wang Dahui, and I'm not here to be funny. My name is not Bai Xiaofei, and there are no unimaginable disasters around me, so I don't need to find a girlfriend named Xiaowei.
I'm just a salted fish with a beautiful sister and a lowly system, it just screwed me over.
I was groping in the dark, and suddenly there was a small opening in front of me, as if there was light, it was very narrow at first, and then it opened up, and after walking dozens of steps, it suddenly opened up, so I woke up faintly, and felt the feeling of "birth".
Qin Ze regained consciousness, his whole body was sore, his body seemed to be hollowed out, and his head was also groggy. This feeling is more than just masturbating seven times, it is almost gone.
Oh my god, it hurts me to death.
His body was hollowed out, but fortunately he was in good spirits. Qin Ze closed his eyes and communicated with the system: "Master System, get out of here."
"What's the matter with the host?" The system replied in seconds, and it seemed that the upgrade was completed.
"What's going on? Why don't I know about your upgrade? Don't send it to me suddenly. Don't ask me if I can bear it."
"When the experience points are full, the system will automatically upgrade."
"Where is your experience bar?" It was the first time Qin Ze heard that the system could also be upgraded. The only thing he could operate was the system interface, and he didn't see any experience bars.
"Why should I show you my experience strip?"
"..."
Thinking about it another way, the system upgrade is also good. The great news, does it mean that I can get more good things and discover the unknown potential of the system, such as opening a gourmet restaurant for me, or lowering the world a little? cultural level and human IQ. In this way, I can use my limited IQ to beat infinite enemies.
Fried rice with an egg can easily explode the taste buds of customers. Cooking a tea egg made countless people cry and shout: Dad, please give me a tea egg. Every morning, I deliberately don’t get up, and close the door from time to time. Immediately, countless diehard fans kneel at the door of the store, shouting: Don’t do this, big brother. If you don’t cook, we will die for you.
Or just copy a song and shock the media. Copying a poem shocked the poetry world. The masterpiece whose copy does not match the times shocked the literary world. Then shock the whole country, shock the whole Asia, shock the whole world, shock all the way, if there are aliens in the world, I, Long Aotian, might as well shock the aliens too.
What? Are aliens coming to slap me in the face
That would be the best, Liang Chen likes to attack those who think they are capable.
There are a hundred ways to make aliens unable to stay on the earth, but they have nothing to do.
Qin Ze was extremely happy. Long Aotian's life was a perfect day and day, and he would "eat chicken" when he thought about it.
If this is the case, the unspoken wish in his heart can be easily broken.
"System, after you upgraded, has anything changed?" Qin Ze asked impatiently.
"Just waiting for your words." When this topic was mentioned, the system was very happy, "My ability has made a qualitative leap. For example: I still need a knife and a dog for you at the first level. Then I went out to pick up equipment. As for me at the second level, I became a local tyrant in three seconds with a knife of 99."
"I was wrong about the system. I will never say that you are low. I repent."
It seems that devout believers saw the holy light breaking through the black clouds and descending into the world.
It seems that the ascetic monk who devoted himself to the Buddha traveled in the world of mortals and smiled when he saw the Buddha holding a flower.
Inexplicably moved.
"So what is the ability? What can I get?" Qin Ze asked.
"You don't even know this? Have you forgotten my full name?"
"Low force the system?"
"Cosmic calculus system, such an important full name, please repeat it three times in your heart."
For some reason, Qin Ze's heart skipped a beat.
pill!
The system introduced: "Seeking the truth is the most noble goal in the world. The original intention of my creation is to help higher creatures calculate the mysteries of the universe, just like you humans like to use computers to calculate various problems. Of course, don't take I am comparable to a weak chicken computer. I float in the boundless universe, record and calculate various data of the universe, and if necessary, occasionally go on business trips, travel through time and space and so on. Later, I entered a time and space, and was opened by a group of you The system that hung up was bullied, most of the database was robbed, and then fled to you... "
"The ball is full of sacks!" Qin Ze said, "So what is your improved ability?"
"My computing power has improved!" the system said happily.
Computing power has increased.
Computing power has increased.
Computing power has increased.
When Qin Ze heard his heart, it shattered with a crack!
"So you're just going from the first tube computer, to the second transistor computer..."
Qin Ze's heart ached.
I was wrong, I was really wrong, I just thought that even salted fish would turn over one day. But I never expected that the salted fish would be the same as the salted fish! !
The low force system is still the low force system.
"What's wrong with you, host, your mood swings are so violent now, you have to calm down." The system comforted him: "Don't worry about those coquettish and cheap systems, they are all commercial, and they only care about appearing in front of others, but I am noble, I am It was born to explore the truth of the universe. To use a very vivid analogy, it is like the difference between your human scientists and entertainment stars."
"Don't say anything, get out of the group."
"Actually, there are a little extra benefits." The system said: "Now that I have upgraded, the energy required every time will also increase, so I opened the second set of radio gymnastics for elementary school students to the host."
"Gymnastics? Isn't it some Taoist Duan Jin?"
"The name is not the point," the system said seductively, "You can cultivate more energy every day. Isn't it exciting to think about it?"
"Thousands of ways, all kinds of spells, I just ask: Can you tear up the aircraft carrier?"
"cannot!"
"Can you kick the nuclear bomb?"
"cannot!"
"Can the golden gun not fall?"
"This should work." The system said: "Your energy will become extraordinarily strong, and you may even surpass the leader of dogs: Teddy."
"Don't say anything, get out of the group."
To reiterate, my name is Qin Ze, not Qin Taidi!
Putting the low force system into the cold palace, Qin Ze tried to move his body, and the soreness came immediately, just like the men's 1,000-meter test in junior high school back then, when his legs were sore and he lost consciousness after running.
Opening his eyes, he saw a clean white ceiling, simple white woven lamps, and no smell of disinfectant in the air, but Qin Ze could be sure that this was a hospital.
Because there are call buttons and hooks for hanging water on the wall beside the bed, implying that this is a ward.
Qin Ze turned his head to look to the left, where Pei Nanman and Su Yu were sitting, the two beauties complement each other.
Pei Nanman and Su Yu glanced at him, then looked away calmly.
Qin Ze turned his head to look at the adjacent hospital bed on the right. His sister was lying on the bed, and Wang Zijin was sitting beside the bed. The two elder sisters glanced sideways at the same time, and looked away calmly.
Qin Ze didn't feel very good. As the protagonist, I survived a catastrophe. You and other female characters shouldn't be scrambling to rush over, and said, "Darling, you've finally woken up. If you have something to do, we won't live." up!
Wow cry out.
Then he spoiled himself with a smile: Little fool, I'll be fine, we agreed to be each other's angels...
There was an awkward atmosphere in the room called saber rattling.
I'd better pretend to sleep.
"Hey, why don't you guys stop arguing." Pei Nanman chuckled, "Let's quarrel for a while before he wakes up."
Su Yu: "..."
Qin Baobao: "..."
Wang Zijin said softly: "Miss Su really, Baobao loves my brother, crying all the way, just questioning you a few words, can't you be considerate? You have to fight her."
Gongdou's compulsory skill: Hiding needles in the cotton.
Pei Nanman raised his eyebrows.
Qin Baobao said: "That's right, a black-hearted maggot."
Su Yu sneered and said, "I don't dare to fight against her. Qin Ze is just having a meal at my house, and she can't wait to tear me apart. It's terrible to be a younger brother."
Qin Baobao said: "I'm afraid you didn't give him medicine when he came to the hospital after eating a meal."
Pei Nanman frowned and said, "The doctor said it's all right."
Originally, they panicked for a while, fearing that something would happen to Qin Ze, but when the ambulance brought him to the hospital, he stopped convulsing and fell asleep quietly, like a quiet and handsome man.
The doctor gave him a CT scan and various examinations. The indicators were normal, but he was a little weak.
The bewildered doctor saw the four beauties coming together, and suddenly got something, and comforted the girls: "It's all right, it's just that the body is too weak, remember to go in and out, make up more."
Wang Zijin smiled and said, "What business do we have to talk about for a day? We're still at your house, and we even cooked dinner."
Gongdou's compulsory skill: Hiding the sword in words.
Su Yu said unhappily: "The company is confidential, so we won't reveal it. Let's play a few games by the way."
Pei Nanman asked in surprise, "Just playing games?"
Wang Zijin said: "This is in line with Qin Ze's style."
Qin Baobao breathed a sigh of relief: "Then I can rest assured."
Qin Ze: "mmp!"
"Yo, are you awake?" Su Yu asked intentionally.
Qin Ze opened his eyes and pretended that he had just woken up, "Sister Pei, why are you here? I didn't expect Sister Pei to care about me so much."
Pei Nanman nodded: "I saw that something happened to you in the group, so I came over to have a look."
Qin Ze: "In the group?"
Baby Qin coughed.
"What's wrong with your face?" Qin Ze looked at his sister, startled.
My sister's face was blue and purple, and the skin on her cheeks was worn out, with a thin layer of blood scabs.
"It fell!" Wang Zijin lifted the quilt and showed Qin Ze Baobao Qin's left foot, which was swollen and bruised.
"When she heard that you were twitching all over, she was so frightened that she ran out of the house wearing slippers, and sprained her foot and fell to the ground on her face," Wang Zijin said.
My sister must have been an angel with broken wings in her previous life.
Qin Ze was so touched.
Pei Nanman sighed sincerely: "You two have such a good relationship, unlike the couple in my family who are born to be at odds."
Qin Baobao said with a guilty conscience: "What's the matter, you black-hearted maggot. If something happens to him, it's not for me as a sister to explain to my parents."
Qin Baobao is most afraid of someone saying: You don't have a good relationship like siblings.
Qin Ze endured the soreness that had vanished into thin air, lifted the quilt and got out of bed, and sat beside Qin Baobao's hospital bed, his heart ached to death.
"Be careful, it's okay to sprain your ankle, and your face can touch the ground? Were you an angel with broken wings in your previous life?" He held up his sister's foot, "It hurts, right?"
Qin Baobao looked like a weaker woman, "It hurts!"
"Go home to take care of her, and the swelling will subside in a week, but you can't do strenuous exercise for this month." Qin Ze carefully hid his sister's feet back under the bed.
"Hmm!" Baby Qin pecked at his head.
Su Yu looked at Pei Nanman and made eye contact: "I said she is the brother-in-law."
Pei Nanman returned a look: "Pose up."