Facts have proved that the salted fish jumped in the air, turned 360 degrees, and after landing, it was still a salted fish.
The person who invented the phrase "salted fish turn over" is simply poisonous.
In the end, the iron rod is still a display for Qin Ze, which is painful and sad.
In fact, if he could slap Miss Zijin tonight, it would be hell.
Women are creatures that are too hypocritical. They like to refuse and greet, half-pushing and half-accepting. So a man should play hooligans non-stop, one time can't get it, two times can't get it... After a long time, it really can't get it.
Bah, after a long time, I can always snap.
If a man doesn't play hooligans, he has no chance at all.
This is what Qin Ze saw from the Internet. It also said on the Internet that the bottom line needs to be constantly tested and broken through. Then it will be a matter of course.
In the past, Qin Ze possessed all kinds of peerless magical skills, but he had no opponent to fight against. Now he has sister Zijin.
...
Had breakfast this Saturday.
The brothers and sisters of the Qin family chose to be salted fish at home, doing nothing and taking a day off. For white-collar gold-collar workers with fast-paced life and high work pressure, it is the happiest thing to be able to sleep until they wake up naturally on weekends.
At ten o'clock in the morning, Qin Baobao changed into yoga clothes and practiced yoga on the yoga mat in the living room.
The two long legs are straight and well-proportioned, and the feet are white and tender. She was lying on her stomach with her two lotus arms propped up on the ground. People with weak bodies would never do this posture.
Qin Ze and Wang Zijin were sitting on the sofa, one was reading a novel and the other was watching a TV series.
Sister Zijin has a true love for TV dramas, especially family ethics dramas and Gongdou dramas. She doesn't dare to watch bloody plots and ridiculous settings. She can watch them with gusto.
In Qin Ze's eyes, ethics dramas and Gongdou dramas are the same routine, and the male protagonist is invincible in appearance and cold. The heroine is silly and sweet, with her own eye-catching buff. The hero loves the heroine deeply, and the heroine loves the hero deeply, but the hero will hate the heroine because of misunderstanding in the early stage. In the later stage, the heroine should hate the hero for various reasons, and both sides stab each other with a knife, and the critical hit is 999.
If it's a costume drama, it's gone. The male protagonist must be the female protagonist's father-killing enemy.
Once, Qin Ze asked her: These are all the same routines, don't you get tired of watching them for a long time
Wang Zijin blinked his eyes: It's boring, but you need to find the highlights by yourself. If you look carefully, it will give you a lot of inspiration.
Qin Ze asked again: What inspiration
Wang Zijin pointed to the Gongdou drama he was watching, and said: Look, this noble concubine pushed her daughter into the water, not only blaming her rival in love, but also gaining the emperor's sympathy. Living in the palace is actually the same as living outside. It tells us a truth, if you want to live well, you have to find a way to kill your competitors.
You are watching her ending. The emperor discovered her sinister and vicious nature and dragged her into the cold palace. This shows that things that are not visible must be hidden. Men like simple girls who are silly, white and sweet, and their vicious fangs must not be exposed in front of men.
Qin Ze was in a cold sweat.
...
Looking at the novel, looking at it, Qin Ze's eyes moved away from the phone screen uncontrollably, and focused on his sister's body lying on her stomach. To be precise, it was the chest that was "viewed horizontally as a mountain and as a side as a peak".
The yoga clothes are loose in the air, and her posture basically reveals her finesse.
Unfathomable, ah, unfathomable.
My sister is good, the scenery is old and familiar. 36D red wins fire, and the murder weapon is hidden in the yoga clothes.
Suddenly there was the sound of teeth grinding. Looking sideways, Wang Zijin gave him a hard look, and said, "I've been staying at home all day, and I want to exercise my muscles and bones. Baby, let me try yoga."
Shit, we just finished our run in the morning.
Hearing this, Qin Baobao straightened up and stretched her waist coquettishly, "Then you come."
Sitting on the sofa, he hugged his big butt and said to his younger brother, "Ah Ze, help my sister wash some grapes."
My sister's little pony, I'm going to wash the grapes.
He didn't notice the resentful look in Wang Zijin's eyes at all.
In the kitchen, Qin Ze bought Jufeng grapes for her when she was running. My sister only ate grapes and not grapes, saying that grapes can’t be peeled, which is disgusting.
After washing the grapes, Qin Baobao leaned on his younger brother to eat, spitting out the grape skins from his ruddy mouth.
"Is it sweet?" Qin Ze asked.
"Sweet!" Baby Qin smiled sweetly.
"Then give me something to eat."
"Ah~" Baby Qin fed his younger brother one, "Is it sweet?"
"Sister's grapes," Qin Ze gave a thumbs up: "Sweet!"
"Ahem!" Wang Zijin suddenly gasped and fell limply on the ground.
"Baby Qin, come and help me." Wang Zijin called out.
He's obviously my boyfriend, why does he feel like he's being shown a stomach full of dog food.
asshole!
Flip the table!
"Help me hold my waist, I can't bend down." Wang Zijin said.
"Oh." Qin Baobao moved over, kneeled on Wang Zijin's back with a "slap" of his knees, and pressed her to the ground with her face on the ground.
"My waist, my waist... it's broken, ahem..." Wang Zijin screamed.
"It's not like this, don't kneel up all over, Aze... help..."
Miss Zijin, who was about to fall apart, collapsed.
Speaking of which, although Sister Zijin exercises every day, she is not a dancer. Even when she splits her legs, she feels that the roots of her thighs are on fire. Of course, the flexibility of her waist cannot be compared with that of a monster.
The cruel man knelt for more than ten seconds before getting up with a "sudden realization", pretending: "Oh, Zijin, are you okay? It's all my fault, I didn't know how to measure it."
Wang Zijin was lying on the ground, curled up into a ball, very pitiful.
Qin Ze shuddered suddenly. He could clearly see his sister looking down on Zijin with indifferent eyes just now, just like a gangster looking down on a salted fish and a group leader looking down on Mengxin.
Does my sister know something
The physically and mentally exhausted Wang Zijin climbed to the sofa to recuperate. Qin Baobao continued to do his own yoga, still in a straight line, putting the grapes in front of him, and doing yoga while eating.
"Ah Ze, help my sister to press her back." The sister said softly, "Hurry up."
Qin Ze went around behind his sister, put his palms against her back, and slowly pushed her down.
"Help my sister time, five minutes."
"oh."
After pressing for a while, my sister began to pant, her face turned red, she gritted her teeth and persisted.
Wang Zijin also came to his senses, his eyes rolled, and he suddenly remembered an interesting thing.
She got up, crawled to the edge of the sofa, carefully leaned out, and kissed Qin Ze on the mouth.
Then he shot Qin Baobao with a vengeful squint.
Then, she leaned out again, kissed Qin Ze on the face again, and kissed him again on the mouth, this time sticking out her little tongue and licking his lips.
Qin Baobao didn't notice it at all.
Qin Ze was stunned, what the hell, sister Zijin really knows how to play.
It turns out that you are such a tissue.
Thieves exciting.
There is a kind of cheating behind the sister's back.
Eh, something seems wrong.
Wang Zijin learned this idea from the Internet, such as a couple hugging, but the woman kisses someone else. Another example is a couple hugging, but the boyfriend is holding hands with another man behind the back.
Wang Zijin had an idea and started an experiment on the spot. It feels super exciting, and it makes my best friend feel like wearing a cuckold, so sour.
Hey, is there something wrong
Bastard, I'm the real girlfriend.
fall!
Qin Ze was stunned, as if Miss Zijin had suddenly... ate a dead fly.
I brushed my teeth in the morning.
I didn't eat garlic.
"I have a little donkey that I never ride."
Ringtones.
"Is it my phone?"
"not mine."
Qin Ze took out his phone and looked at the caller, "It's our hot-hearted old carrot."
He answered the phone: "Dad."
"Are you free today?" The old man's honest voice.
"Yes, my sister and I are at home, rest today." Qin Ze automatically switched to the good son mode.
"Then come to school and help me with a class." The old man said.