"But who knows what kind of moth he has made in the past few years, I really want to beat this bastard to death." The little uncle gritted his teeth.
"Well, I think, you should teach him more responsibility." Qin Ze suggested.
Although this cousin of his made the elders feel a headache, he couldn't cause a big disaster.
This time it was purely an accident.
If Jiang Cheng was that kind of bad-behaviored boy, Qin Ze would not beat him and scold him, but would only draw a line.
And if there are no embryos, in fact, hehehe is not a big deal. Lu Xun once said: My biggest wish in this life is to sleep more women.
Looking at China's thousands of years of history, the worst is only two generations: 8090.
I won't say it before, I got married early. Not to mention it in the future, it will only become more and more open.
Only the comrades of 8090 are the saddest in the long history.
According to the information collected on the Internet (8090’s tragic self-report), the post-80s and post-90s are the two generations with the most virgins and the latest sexual experiences.
Silently crying and fainting in the toilet.
The little uncle said with emotion: "I really don't know anything else except beating, but I think my elder brother beat you since childhood."
Qin Ze: "..."
It hurts so much, little uncle.
All the relatives of the Qin family know that Comrade Qin Jianzhang is a beating maniac, either beating his son or on the way to beating his son.
Every time relatives get together, Qin Ze will be ridiculed: Did you get spanked by your father today~
But that was when he was a child. As he grew older, the number of times the old man hit him decreased geometrically.
Now if the old man dared to beat him, Qin Ze dared to say: If you hit me, I will give your daughter an injection.
But when he was a child, he really trembled under his father's crotch, trying to grow into a straight poplar tree according to his father's idea.
It makes sense to say that a filial son is born under the stick, but the price paid is a little bit tragic.
Qin Ze's interest in chatting was summed up by his uncle in one sentence, and he waved goodbye in a dispirited manner.
"Chengcheng, send your cousin down." The sister-in-law ordered.
Jiang Cheng let out an "oh", and silently followed Qin Ze out.
The two cousins entered the elevator in silence, and Jiang Cheng pressed the button for the basement floor.
"When did you and that little girl get married?" Qin Ze asked.
Jiang Cheng turned his head, looked at him cautiously, and silently took a step back.
"I'm asking you something, I won't hit you." Qin Ze rolled his eyes.
"Cousin, it's not love, it's love. What you said is so vulgar..."
Teenagers and girls are like this. They regard love as beautiful and cannot accept such explicit words as "good friend", "slut", and "big dick bully".
In the world of adults, this is called fun. Husband laughed obscenely: "Little Sao Hoof, let you flood tonight, crying and calling Dad."
The wife smiled: "Come on, be happy, I like the crunchy taste of chicken the most."
After hearing these words, the teenagers will lose their minds.
After being glared at by Qin Ze, he shrank his head and continued: "At the end of last semester, we signed up for the class teacher's vacation training class together, and we became acquainted during the summer vacation. We often take the subway home together, and from time to time I Invite her to eat and drink milk, her family is not very rich... "
Qin Ze understood, and nodded: "One time, two times, the bastard looked at the mung beans and met his eyes, so I became your girlfriend and drank your milk."
Jiang Cheng argued: "It's not that bastards look at mung beans, we were in love at that time."
Qin Ze said with a chuckle: "I signed up for the training class, and your grades are also rubbish. Did my little uncle report to your head teacher?"
When Qin Ze was in high school, it was a basic operation for teachers to hold private training classes, and there was a market for them. Parents all over the world have a heart to hope that their children will become dragons and daughters will become phoenixes, even if their children are scumbags.
In recent years, the behavior of teachers holding private training classes has been banned. It is still the same saying that there is a market where there is demand. Private training classes still exist, but there are fewer, low-key, and hidden.
"I have improved, I have improved from 30th to 25th." Jiang Cheng was not convinced.
Qin Ze squinted at him: "Grade?"
Jiang Cheng: "... the class."
Qin Ze sighed with hatred for iron and steel: "Trash, you have half of my Qin family's blood, how can you be like this. Your uncle is a university professor, your mother is a university graduate, your cousin is a Fudan student, and Your cousin, I... don't need to emphasize this much."
Jiang Cheng said weakly, "You worked your ass off to get a rubbish fortune?"
Big junk
I'm so...
For Shanghai locals, the difficulty of taking the University of Finance and Economics exam is definitely many times easier than that of candidates from other provinces.
Qin Ze slapped him against the wall of the car, but he couldn't even buckle it down.
It's fine for your dad to pierce my heart, but a little milk dog like you is also here
Qin Ze hates the little milk dog the most. On the surface, the little milk dog looks delicate and weak, but in fact he is tougher than anyone else in private.
"It's okay not to hit me." Jiang Cheng said aggrievedly.
"I'm too lazy to talk to you," Qin Ze paused, and said straight to the point: "What I want to know is when... you broke in."
Jiang Cheng thought for a while, and he understood, with a manly pride on his face: "Cousin, actually getting a girlfriend is very simple, take the initiative, spend some money, give some care and love, and you can easily catch a girl .”
Qin Ze said angrily: "Shut up, I don't know how to date, so I want you to date? I already had a girlfriend in junior high school, but I'm smarter than you, so I didn't cause any trouble."
Jiang Cheng was stunned for a moment, wondering why his cousin suddenly became angry.
"We met honestly at the end of August." Jiang Cheng answered truthfully.
Qin Ze thought about it, started at the end of August, became pregnant at the end of October, two months...
In other words, they produced embryos in September.
So fast!
Is it because puberty is easy to be frightened
Why didn't Su Yu's stomach improve? Because of being too old
Although her skin is as delicate as a girl's, and her figure is as slim as a puberty girl, it can't change the fact that she is a young girl next door.
But Qin Ze's fairly good knowledge of Chinese medicine told him that it was definitely not related to age.
At this moment, Edo Forty Eight Hands flashed through Qin Ze's mind.
"boom!"
Qin Ze slapped him on the wall of the car again.
Getting up again aggrieved, looking at his cousin aggrieved, he was beaten again for some reason.
"What's so exciting." Qin Ze snorted.
Jiang Cheng had an idea, the resentment receded, and he showed a gossip look: "Cousin, are you going to have a baby with... sister-in-law Zijin?"
Jiang Cheng knew of Wang Zijin's existence. Although he hadn't said a few words to Wang Zijin, he had a relationship with the Qin family for two years. Later, he heard his mother gossip and chat with his father, and learned that the dignified and generous sister was Cousin girlfriend.
Qin Ze warned: "Don't talk nonsense, or you will be interrupted."
"Oh," Jiang Cheng said, "Does my cousin have a boyfriend?"
Qin Ze murmured, "Just treat it as if she has it."
Jiang Cheng's face suddenly became excited: "Who is who, who is my cousin?"
"none of your business."
"The boys in my class have always liked her. Every day they clamored that they should not marry her. They also thought they had a good chance, because my cousin didn't have a boyfriend, and they said that my cousin was one of the few female stars in the entertainment industry who didn't get unspoken rules." Jiang Cheng chattered endlessly, excitedly.
He is obviously very interested in his future cousin-in-law, far more than Qin Ze's love life.
Don't look at Qin Baobao's bad attitude towards him, and often played with him when he was a child, but since he was a child, Qin Baobao has been a top student, beautiful, smart and good grades, so under the influence of the deep-rooted concepts over the years, Jiang Cheng admires his cousin very much.
My cousin abused me thousands of times, and I treated her like first love.
On the contrary, it is the cousin who has risen suddenly. He actually only has a very vague concept of his cousin's worth, financial resources, and ability. But my cousin has been salting fish for so many years, and the shivering figure of salting fish surrendering to his uncle's crotch has long been imprinted in Jiang Cheng's heart.
"What my cousin-in-law said...it has nothing to do with you anyway."
"It doesn't matter, I'm your only second cousin. Whether my cousin's wife is good or not is related to my asking him if he can ask for more red envelopes. A good cousin's husband and a bad cousin's husband have very different benefits."
Just as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, his cousin slapped him on the wall again.
Qin Ze said: "A good cousin will not spare his slap, a good cousin's husband should be like this."
Jiang Cheng: "???"
"Ding~"
The elevator doors opened.
"Study hard, don't be a mediocre person, now you use your parents' money to pick up girls, and you have to rely on yourself in the future. Women in society are very caring, they like small animals, such as: BMW, Hummer, Jaguar, Land Rover .Of course there is Tmall. But they don’t like a little milk dog with nothing.”
"What kind of animal is that cousin's husband?" Jiang Cheng asked curiously.
"... Seafood?" Qin Ze walked out of the elevator and turned around: "Because you are just a sophomore in high school, study hard. In the future, if you don't even pass the exam of trash money, my cousin will bring his cousin and husband to love you."
He waved his hand and left.
Qin Ze drove away from the community and went straight to Tianfang Entertainment. On the way, he called his sister: "The matter at my sister-in-law's house has been resolved."
Qin Baobao: "Yeah, the little red guy has worked hard, and my sister will reward you with a kiss."
Qin Ze: "I lost 200,000 yuan."
Qin Baobao: "Little Qian."
Qin Ze: "I didn't pay for it. My sister-in-law and uncle paid for it themselves."
"I know, it's only 200,000, my sister must have recited it by herself. Letting you go is not to compensate 5 million, but to let you solve the trouble." Qin Baobao said: "By the way, how did you solve it."
Qin Ze recounted what happened just now, and his sister laughed and sang happily on the other end of the phone, giggling like a little hen.
"Ah Ze, you have learned badly. You can even figure out such a dirty routine. But the wicked have their own grind, right?"
"That sentence is right, so I gave that brat Jiang Cheng a hard time." Qin Ze said, "It's too unfair. When I was his age, I only knew the five-dragon-holding-column technique, but he could master it well." Various poses."
"Bah, don't talk about this kind of topic with your sister." Qin Baobao spat symbolically, and since his enchanting and charming tone, he said: "You have lived with my sister for so long, have you taken materials from the original place, and practiced yours? ...five dragons or something?"
"Yes, yes, I still have it." Qin Ze said: "After all, I have a kneading master like my sister by my side, so I have to practice hard."
Qin Baobao obviously couldn't understand the last sentence, so he was silent for a while, and tentatively asked: "Really... Yes?"
"Don't worry, I've cleaned everything for you, and there will be no accidents like swimming pools."
"roll!"
My sister yelled and hung up the phone.
Qin Ze hummed twice, and said that I like flirting, but I am different. The one who is obviously timid in his heart, but wants to pretend to be as stable as an old dog to tease him.
Xu felt unwilling, so Baby Qin sent him another text message: "I'll give you some excitement."
My sister's so-called stimulation is a small kiss at most, and she may feel that it is so exciting...
Qin Ze ignored it, and waited for the car to park and walked to the elevator before replying to her: "What kind of stimulation method."
My sister replied in seconds, and she sent a picture, which was a contract.
Qin Ze swipe the screen with his fingers, zoom in on the photo, and see bold and bold font: "Men's Clothes".
Qin Ze: "Is this the last contract?"
When my sister first became popular last year, this magazine invited my sister to be the cover girl, claiming to come with extremely sincere enthusiasm, hoping to cooperate with my sister.
This magazine is very popular for Qin Ze, but it is a pity that he is not willing to spend money to buy it, and to him, the trendy men's books in it are not as sexy as the cover girl's seductive, long legs, which make the boy's mouth dry every minute dry. l
Later, when he got rich, he still didn't read it, because his sisters helped him choose his clothes from top to bottom. Not only do they like to shop by themselves, but they also like to help men shop.
Qin Baobao: "Smile without saying a word."
Qin Ze: "..."
Your brother smiled without saying a word.
Putting the phone back in his pocket, the elevator stopped. Qin Ze stepped into the company. He didn't see his sister in the office, so he grabbed the plain-looking assistant and asked, "Where's President Qin?"
The assistant straightened his back unconsciously, and said in a respectful tone, "In conference room No. 2."
"Is there something wrong?"
"Men's clothing magazine..." the assistant didn't finish speaking, and found that Qin Ze had left him and left.
Assistant Xiang stood at the air outlet of the air conditioner, feeling the cool wind, and felt extremely desolate.
Sure enough, I offended him unknowingly.
Qin Ze rushed to the No. 2 conference room and saw his sister in formal attire chatting happily with a middle-aged man wearing glasses.
Noticing him coming in, my sister winked playfully at him.
The middle-aged man got busy, bent down and handed his business card without saying a word: "Hello, Mr. Qin."
Qin Ze nodded slightly, took the business card with both hands, glanced at it, saw the word Design Manager, and knew it by heart.
"I can invite you this time, and I will be able to explain it when I go back." The smile on the middle-aged man's face showed his inner joy.
"Actually, it was like cooperating with your magazine a long time ago, but I was not confident at that time." Qin Baobao smiled.
Qin Ze listened for a while, and said, "I don't think it's necessary. Sis, you're going to have a concert soon. It's more important to practice new songs, isn't it?"
The corner of Qin Baobao's mouth was smiling, before she could speak, the middle-aged man on the opposite side interrupted eagerly: "Boss Qin, there won't be much delay, I believe this is a pleasant cooperation."
Qin Ze said lightly: "Busy, no time."
Middle-aged man: "..."
It was the same rhetoric again. Last year when the company invited Qin Baobao, this Qin Ze simply said "busy, no time", and sent back the person sent by the company.
Hell, it doesn't take much time at all to take a photo shoot.
You have to know how many actresses are smiling happily when they receive invitations from their company.
Because this is a good opportunity to increase her reputation, just like gold plating, the actress's last cover, which was originally diamond-encrusted... was plated with a layer of gold.
"Mr. Qin, we have a mature and professional team and the best photographers, who can guarantee the smooth completion of the shooting and will never delay your schedule." The middle-aged man said.
There is no way, Qin Baobao is too popular, and his reputation is rare. Last year, the company held the idea that cooperation will benefit both, and it was because you took advantage of the mentality.
This year, it was the men's clothing magazine who wanted to borrow Qin Baobao's fame.
Qin Baobao has never had a photo shoot before, this stunt is great.
Qin Zexin said, of course I know that you are professional, and professionalism makes people feel a little hard.
But that's why I don't agree with my sister being the cover girl.
He doesn't want his sister to show others her cute belly button in a bikini with long legs and deep grooves.
How can King Hai Ze's benefits be shared with others
"Actually, I don't like this magazine very much, and I also think it is completely meaningless... Don't get me wrong, I don't have any objections to your magazine." Qin Ze said.
The corner of the middle-aged man's mouth twitched, don't get me wrong? no comment
So, what does it mean to have an opinion on our magazine
His tone was slightly displeased: "But we have already signed the contract, why don't President Qin take a look at it?"
Qin Ze looked at his sister in astonishment.
He knew that his sister was also unhappy about wearing revealing clothes in front of outsiders, so she signed... just to stimulate him
Qin Baobao smiled slyly, opened the contract, and showed him his own beautiful handwriting: "Surprise is not surprise, is it exciting?"
Qin Ze: "..."
Assi!
"It doesn't matter whether you have signed the contract or not," Qin Ze said with a dark face, "I have plenty of money, so liquidated damages are nothing."
He glared at her, got up and left.
"Hey," Qin Baobao saw that his face was so pale, he felt a little flustered, got up and took his right hand: "Would you like to read the contract first?"
Qin Ze: "Let go of my ex-girlfriend."
Middle-aged man: "??"
Qin Baobao said in a soft tone: "My sister was joking just now, Aze has a look at the contract."
In the presence of people, she had to put on a bit of a sister's posture, otherwise she would have hung up by now.
Qin Ze opened the contract suspiciously, glanced at ten lines, then glared at his sister, and said angrily, "Then I have no objection."