"The koi carp with white and blue color leaps from the bottom of the bowl."
"I was thinking of you when I copied the Song style signature."
"The secret you have hidden in the kiln for thousands of years."
"Extremely delicate like an embroidery needle falling to the ground."
"The plantain outside the curtain makes the rainstorm and the door knocker makes the patina."
"And I offended you by passing by that small town in the south of the Yangtze River."
"In the splash-ink landscape painting."
"You are hidden from the depths of ink."
... ... ... ...
Weibo has gone silent, without any warning. I really didn't expect the keyboard man who is "fearless" to be silent sometimes.
until the song is over. The silent barrage finally returned to consciousness, and then exploded.
Qin Ze and his two sisters once again saw the phenomenon of being swiped by bullet screens. The white subtitles were mixed with blue, red, purple and other subtitles, covering the program.
"Nimma, a song almost made me climax."
"Damn it!"
"Blue and white porcelain? Ancient songs? Original?"
"Original, see original again. Damn, it made me cry."
"I feel so uncomfortable, mother, I hate this kind of song the most. It drags you into a sad and sad atmosphere unreasonably."
"Don't beep, let me recall for three minutes."
"It's amazing my baby, I won't be black this time."
"This song is really amazing. Whoever said Qin Baobao will be eliminated, I will be the first to disagree."
"My face is swollen and it hurts."
"This word is too artistic. Jiangnan water town, drizzle, long bluestone road winding in the small town by the river, blue and white porcelain depicting peonies, Jiangnan women in ladies' clothes... Unconsciously That’s the picture that emerges.”
"I love this woman so much, I want black fungus too."
Qin Ze happened to see this, couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing.
Qin Baobao was very angry, and mercilessly strangled Qin Ze's arm, Qin Ze hid, Qin Baobao refused to let go.
"Sister Zijin, if it wasn't for your sake, I wouldn't fix Baby Qin severely..." Qin Ze didn't forget to pull Wang Zijin to play together, and turned his head during the frolicking, and was taken aback for a moment. Seeing Wang Zijin staring at the computer obsessively, his plain white oval face was covered with tears.
"Sister Zijin?" Qin Ze and his sister looked at each other and said softly.
Wang Zijin wiped away tears in a panic, pretending to be relaxed, and said with a smile: "It's nothing, this song is so nice, I feel a little touched."
Qin Ze saw his elder sister whispering to him, "Nv Wenqing!"
That's right, Wang Zijin is a female literary youth from the Chinese Department of Peking University.
Wenqing is a kind of disease, especially female Wenqing is a terminally ill patient. They are sentimental, they are delicate in mind, they can easily be substituted into various sad plots, and they enter the drama in a second. If you find a girl crying for no reason on the street, you are either broken in love, or have a youthful illness.
In order to alleviate Wang Zijin's Wenqing disease, Qin Ze tactfully changed the subject: "Baby Qin, your singing skills are still a bit flawed."
Qin Baobao tilted his head, with an expression of "I see how your mouth is open to smallpox".
"First of all, your lung capacity is very good, which is the basis of being an excellent singer. Second, your singing method, whether it is breathing or breathing rhythm, is pure and innocent. But what I want to say is that your songs lack Feelings. Take this piece of blue and white porcelain as an example. There is emotional input, but it is not strong enough. When the high and low sounds are switched, you are really just changing the high and low sounds, but the emotional change is not great. Melt in. When the notes are high, the emotion doesn't decrease but increases, but you don't have it at all, you're like a crow that fell from the sky."
"What do you mean?" Baby Qin blinked her beautiful eyes.
"A straight line at a constant speed." Qin Ze taught: "A true soul singer first impresses himself, and then impresses the audience. You only impress yourself, but it is not enough to impress the audience. You should sing until everyone is sad and crying, and then your merits and virtues will be complete. "
My sister curled her lips, "I'm really sorry I didn't make everyone cry."
Today is Friday, and my sister, who hasn't played games with Qin Ze for a long time, suddenly realized that she felt that the single brother was really neglected during this time, so she proposed to play a game with Qin Ze. But today's Qin Ze is no longer the bad boy who played games and played forums back then. During the day, I do tutoring, watch the market, and pay attention to the changes in my sister's popularity. I really don't have time to immerse myself in the game. When he is free, he is more willing to court Wang Zijin to see if he can catch up with this sister.
Because everyone lives together, Qin Ze is embarrassed to throw sugar-coated cannonballs. Think about it, throwing out nasty words, getting no response, and then sitting in the living room staring? That must not die of embarrassing cancer.
So distance produces beauty. I finished throwing sugar-coated cannonballs, but I didn’t get a response. It didn’t matter. I patted my ass and left.
The way of getting along is different, and the way of pursuing should also be changed accordingly.
Qin Ze adopts the plan of growing love for a long time, and the day of the day has no other meaning.
It was late at night, and Wang Zijin took a bath.
Qin Baobao was doing simple stretching movements in the living room, leaning over to touch his toes, his buttocks wrapped in denim shorts became more and more rounded, like ripe peaches.
Qin Ze lay on the sofa, admiring his sister's exquisite figure, while thinking about the future.
If you don’t want to die, with a ding, the system releases a new task: "Touch Baby Qin's butt, reward ninety points for success, and deduct corresponding points for failure."
Long time no see, ghost task...
Morality is something that people don't have, and the system doesn't necessarily have it.
If God gives me another chance, I will turn my head and go back to the house to sleep, and I will never appreciate Qin Baobao's figure...
Qin Ze's mind is full of troughs.
The last ghost task was to kiss Baby Qin on the lips while she was sleeping.
Seeing Qin Baobao doing stretching by himself, Qin Ze approached his sister while pretending to look around, then quickly touched her butt, before his sister could react, he muttered, "Go away, don't get in the way .”
"Hmph!" Baobao Qin was attracted to him, snorted coquettishly at him, and moved a few steps away. Continue her stretching exercise.
Satisfied, Qin Ze turned back to the sofa, clicked on the system interface, and saw the task display: Not completed!
The smile suddenly froze.
Can you still have fun, what do you want.
Qin Ze really wanted to open his mind and beat the system up, considering that he was the one who was injured. Forget it anyway.
It's not difficult to touch my sister's buttocks, it's not that Qin Ze has spanked her before. But the system obviously won't play word games with you. To sum up experience, spanking is not touching buttocks. My sister can bear being spanked by him, but touching buttocks has another meaning. Spanking can be understood as educating my sister, what's the matter with touching the butt, is it obscene? Qin Baobao is probably going to fight him desperately.
Simple touching doesn't count ass touching? Do you have to touch your ass like the one on TV with "I'm molesting you" written all over your face
Qin Ze had to admit the fact that he wanted in his heart. He just looked at his sister's perfect buttocks and thought a little too much.
Qin Ze firmly stated that he was just a "flash of inspiration".
So the question is, to touch or not to touch.
Qin Ze opened the system interface and saw his remaining points at a glance: 205!
This is even counting the 90 points he got at Pei Nanman's house that day by pretending to be invisible.
It costs 150 points to exchange for the advanced proficiency of Guqin. With the current points, at most he can be exchanged for one advanced skill, and he will face financial depletion.
And the "Singer" program is only in the fourth episode, if there are a few more accidents in the middle, he may not have enough points to cope with the situation.
Therefore, this task must not be given up.
So here comes the question again, how to touch my sister's butt without anyone noticing
Unknowingly it's a bit difficult...
Watch a handjob... and then touch it quickly. No, no, unless my sister has no sense of touch, even if the alien flying saucer comes, it can't hide the fact that my brother touches his butt.
And I tried it just now, it doesn't work.
Girl, I think you are naturally beautiful and talented, especially the hip bones are amazing, can you let me come down and weigh them
This doesn't work either, just slap it.
Suddenly, Qin Ze had an idea and remembered a joke on the Internet. Suddenly I had an idea.
"Sister, I've had some health problems recently." Qin Ze coughed to attract his sister's idea, and then his tone was pretending to be heavy.
Qin Baobao still cares about his younger brother very much. Hearing this, he hurriedly said, "What's the situation? What's wrong? Do you want my sister to take you to the hospital?"
"It belongs to intractable diseases." Qin Ze thought for a while, then raised his right hand: "I don't know what's wrong with my hand, and sometimes I do some strange things uncontrollably. It's not out of my nature at all. kind of heart."
As he spoke, he slapped himself without warning, it was crisp and loud.
The elder sister was shocked, and hurried over, panicked: "Ah, it's true."
"Well, it's completely out of my control."
"Slap!" He slapped himself again.
"Is it ADHD? Obsessive-compulsive disorder? I'll look it up online." Qin Baobao took out his phone.
Seeing that the foreshadowing was almost done, Qin Ze stretched out his sister's buttocks without changing his expression. Don't forget to repeat: "It should be obsessive-compulsive disorder, anyway, I can't control it."
Qin Baobao reacted very quickly. She blocked it with one hand, and slapped her younger brother's face with the other. Of course, she felt sorry for him, so she didn't use too much force.
"What should I do, my hands are also suffering from uncontrollable problems." Qin Baobao finished slapping his hands, took a few steps back, and sneered: "I almost believed you. You are a pervert."
I'll go, why don't you follow the routine!
Qin Ze covered his face, wanting to cry but no tears: Fairy tales are full of lies...
Wang Zijin put on her pajamas and got out of the bath, her hair was wet and loose, and under her nightgown, two white and tender calves were slender and shiny. When she saw the siblings in the living room, she was taken aback, and said with a smile, "What's the matter with you?"
Qin Baobao lay on the sofa, looked at Erlang's legs, folded his hands on his chest, with a small face, with a look of lingering anger.
Qin Ze sat dejectedly and sat a little far away from her, not daring to approach her, his face full of frustration.
After a month of getting along, Wang Zijin has been able to keenly perceive the changes in the relationship between the siblings, when it is a joke, and when it is really awkward.
Qin Baobao glanced sideways at Qin Ze, got up and dragged Wang Zijin back to the room: "Zijin, let's go, ignore this pervert."
Wang Zijin was led into the room by her, and he did not forget to turn his head and cast a puzzled look at Qin Ze.
Qin Ze opened his mouth, what can I do, I am also very helpless.
The task was not completed, and he lost his wife and lost his army.