My Exes Are Everywhere
前任遍地走
Author: 即墨遥
Latest: Chapter 84
Status: Completed
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Genres: Fantasy, Romance, Yaoi, Comedy
Tags: cultivation death handsome male lead love interest falls in love first male yandere
In his previous life, Qiao Xuan had many lovers at once, and one day, he was finally caught red-handed. Once he died, he transmigrated into a bird in a cultivation world. He swore to start anew and focus on attaining a human form.
But as it turned out, after he worked arduously to cultivate a human form, when he was undergoing his tribulation, heavenly lightning struck him into ash. All that was left was a trace of his spirit. His master said that his fickle behavior in his previous life had tainted his spiritual root in this life, and the only way for him to achieve human form was to undergo seven lives of love tribulations. For the sake of becoming human, Qiao Xuan could only be reborn and undergo his tribulations.
In these seven lives, he was an emperor’s male pet, a devil lord’s furnace, a sword master’s cultivation partner, a demon king’s ugly s*ave…
But no matter how infatuated he was, no matter how much sincere affection he expended without regret, in the end, he never had a peaceful death.
Just when he finally finished his seventh life and returned to the cultivation world, successfully passing his tribulation and attaining a human form, he found that something wasn’t right…
In private, the calm, aloof emperor spent his tender affection on a puppet. That puppet looked exactly like him when he was a male pet in his first life…
The cold, savage devil lord had searched the three realms for a thousand years, exhausting both the heavens and the underworld, in order to find a method to gather the soul of his lover…
The sword cultivator who killed his wife in order to prove his dedication to the Dao was faced with the most beautiful woman in the cultivation world, who had come to confess her love. Yet he publicly announced that his late wife from the mortal world was the one and only love of his life…
The demon king with overwhelming strength had lived on an icy peak in the wasteland for hundreds of years. It was said that this was all for the sake of the ugly little s*ave he had lived with there in the past, and later abandoned…
All of his lovers from his love tribulations in his previous lives were here, and they all wanted to get back together with him!
Qiao Xuan: …I’m sorry to bother you, but you’ve got the wrong person.
Qiao Xuan couldn’t put up with his exes’ desperate pursuit any longer. He could only beg his unapproachable master for help. His master’s cultivation was boundless, his heart was clean of desire, and he was uninterested in the affairs of the world. No matter how you looked at him, he seemed like someone Qiao Xuan could depend on. Most importantly, his master had a detached temperament.
Qiao Xuan: “Master, can you help me?”
Master: “Yes.”
Afterwards, Qiao Xuan sat in his master’s embrace. What happened to being detached? It was all a lie.
乔宣上一世脚踩多只船，终于有一天翻车了，死后穿到修仙界成了一只鸟，发誓要洗心革面好好做人。
结果千辛万苦即将修炼成人，渡劫的时候却被天雷直接给劈成了灰，只残留下一缕元神，师父说他六根不净孽根未除，唯有渡过七世情劫才能成功化形，乔宣为了做人不得不转世历劫去了。
这七世他做过皇帝的男宠，魔尊的炉鼎，剑君的道侣，妖王的丑奴……
但无论多么痴情不悔，付出一片真心，最后结局都是不得好死。
就在他轮回七世终于回到仙界，成功渡劫化身为人的时候，却发现事情好像有哪里不对劲……
某高高在上的清冷帝君，私底下竟对一个傀儡百般温柔，那傀儡和他第一世的男宠身体如出一辙……
某冷酷无情的凶残魔尊，千年来踏遍三界，上穷碧落下黄泉，只为了寻找凝聚爱人魂魄的方法……
某杀妻证道的无情剑君，面对前来示爱的仙界第一美人，却公然表示凡界亡妻是他此生唯一挚爱……
某法力滔天的强大妖王，驻守荒芜冰原数百年，据说仅仅是为了，当初被他遗弃在那的小小丑奴……
前世情劫们竟然也全都在，而且都想要和他破镜重圆！
乔宣：……对不起，打扰了，你们可能认错人了。
面对前任们的穷追猛打，乔宣不胜其扰，不得不将求助于自己那高岭之花的师父，师父修为通天无情无欲不惹尘埃，怎么看怎么可靠，最重要的还是个性冷淡。
乔宣：师父，帮帮忙呗？
师父：好。
后来，乔宣靠在师父的怀里，说好的性冷淡呢？全是骗人的：）
排雷：狗血修罗场+七份火葬场，不切片，CP是师父。
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