"What's the matter with you, fat man!"
Around Zhang saw Meng Fan at the entrance of the library, and there was no anger anymore, only doubts.
He had already learned from his girlfriend Wang Yanan that Meng Fan had sent the same WeChat confession letter to at least ten girls. According to Wang Yanan, almost every question was accurate, and as long as they asked, Meng Fan confessed.
"How many girls have you confessed to? Wholesale? The whole class has confessed?" Zhang Zhou looked at Meng Fan with a puzzled expression, "Did you take the wrong medicine or your phone was poisoned? This is not you , you usually tremble even talking to girls! What are you doing? Are you crazy?"
"Yes, I'm crazy!"
Meng Fan knew that all the things about his confession in the group had been exposed, and suddenly he had a feeling of being single if there were too many lice, no itching, no worries, and then he didn't know whether it was a twitch of his brain or just him all of a sudden. He stared at Zhang Zhou with burning eyes: "Do you know why I confessed my love to girls so crazy? Because I was just trying to cover up a fact so that everyone would think I like girls!"
"ah?"
Surprised by Meng Fan's eyes, Zhang Zhou took a step back, feeling ominous.
"But paper can't cover fire, not to mention my burning heart! While waiting here, I figured it out. I'm a straight man of steel, why pretend to like girls!" Meng Fan took a step forward .
Around Zhang hurriedly took another step back: "Don't steel straight men just like girls? Do you have any misunderstandings about the four words "steel straight man?"
"No, a straight man of steel must be a real man. What's the matter with a real man bullying a woman? A real man has to fuck a man!"
Meng Fan took another big step forward, and directly put the wall around Zhang on the wall, evoking a smile: "So, I like you, let's have a good time together!"
"Get out! I'm a straight man, the kind of straight man who likes women!"
Surprised by Zhang Zhou, he pushed Meng Fan away violently. Unfortunately, Meng Fan's tonnage was there. How could Zhang Zhou's body, which was at most one hundred and one, could push Meng Fan away? He could only sneak out of Meng Fan. Then he pointed at Zhang and cursed: "I treat you like a brother, yet you want to sleep with me!"
Meng Fan pulled Zhang around, giggled and asked, "I'll ask if you'll sleep with me!"
"Sleep you paralyzed!"
Around Zhang broke free, leaving Meng Fan far away.
Seeing that the progress has increased by 1, Meng Fan is in a good mood, as expected!
It doesn't have to be to confess to a girl to be rejected to increase the progress bar, it is also possible to confess to a boy!
"All right, all right, if you don't let sleep drag you down, then let's continue to be brothers!" Meng Fan's face became thicker and thicker.
"If it doesn't exist, you can't go back!"
"Don't make trouble, boy, let's find a place to eat."
"Who made a fuss... Are you him? Don't talk to me in this tone!"
Once the fight was over, Zhang Zhou naturally knew that Meng Fan was deliberately teasing him, so curiosity returned to the original point.
"What's the matter with you, confessing to so many girls?"
"Isn't it because you have a girlfriend too, and you are so stimulated that you want to cast a wide net to see if you can catch a fish that slipped through the net."
"real?"
"Otherwise, do you hope it's fake, that Lao Tzu is here for you?"
"roll!"
… .
Around Zhang made sure that Meng Fan could gain progress even if boys were rejected. Meng Fan felt very ashamed of this way of gaining progress. The so-called shame and then be brave... Grit your teeth, and bravely post a wave of white boys!
Equality between men and women, since we know that it is also effective for boys, then naturally we can't just disturb the girls and let the boys go!
"What are you doing?"
After ordering a good dish and looking at Meng Fan with a smile on his lips, everyone around Zhang felt weird.
"No reason no reason."
Meng Fan waved his hand, and changed the subject: "Did you order fish? The kind with many spines, I can clean the fish bones by licking it."
"It's endless, isn't it!"
Around Zhang was disgusted to the point of disgust, seeing whether Meng Fan's treat was at the waterfront restaurant off campus, he endured it.
When the dishes are served, they are all delicacies that cannot be eaten in school.
Rao only went out on a date with Wang Yanan in the afternoon and ate a lot, but around Zhang still buried his head in eating.
"Um?"
He raised his head several times, and everyone around Zhang saw Meng Fan fiddling with the phone instead of eating. Strangely, this fat man is usually more excited to eat than to see beautiful girls.
what is it today
He snatched the phone and was dumbfounded after looking at it a few times.
Meng Fan took advantage of the situation and took it back.
"Hold the grass, are you even mass-posting men?" Around Zhang looked at Meng Fan stupidly, "Prank? Performance art? Or are you really crazy?"
Meng Fan took a look at the "progress" first, it was still skyrocketing, and he was in a very good mood, thanks to being smart this time.
This time, in addition to the content of "I like you to be my girlfriend" in Meng Fan's group post, he also specially added a sentence.
"If you refuse, please reply with the word 'scroll', or keep silent."
Adding this sentence, the effect is obvious. These boys didn't care whether Meng Fan posted it as a joke or not, and they replied "Fuck off" very happily.
Such a cheap request, how can I not meet it!
And with such a passage, it can be regarded as giving the "system" a criterion for judging, and it is no longer as rigid as before, and it must reply with words like "disagree".
No, it didn't take long for the progress to increase.
Whether the "system" is smart or not depends on whether the user is willing to think about it!
Meng Fan was very satisfied with his IQ displayed.
As for whether the "silent" ones are also within the "system"'s judgment, Meng Fan didn't have time to count for a while.
From seeing Zhou Zhou to eating, during this period, there were still "rejections" in the first wave of confession before, coupled with the current skyrocketing, the progress reached 90 in a short while.
There are many more boys than girls in Meng Fan's address book. According to this progress, Meng Fan thinks that it will definitely reach 100 in a short time.
"If you lose a bet with someone, you will be rejected a hundred times if you want to confess your love."
Meng Fan lied to Zhou Zhou, with a crying expression on his face: "I don't know if it's okay to confess to boys, so I just..."
"real?"
Around Zhang, there was some disbelief: "What are you betting on? The price is so high. It's not something your personality can do."
Meng Fan scratched his head: "Actually, it's pretty good. At least I feel that my skin has become much thicker than before. This is not a bad thing for me."
Meng Fan did not lie about this.
"I really admire you!"
Zhang Zhou looked helpless: "I'm not afraid to play off!"
"Don't be afraid, no one will promise me."
Meng Fan didn't know whether he should laugh or cry, so he thought for a while and said, "I'm just a little embarrassed to disturb so many people."
Suddenly stood up: "Stop eating, and apologize with me!"