On the road opposite the villa, there was a cry like a kitten, accompanied by intermittent hiccups, noisy and pitiful.
I don't know who discarded it, lying alone in the swaddle, closed his eyes and babbled so hard, his little face was full of tears.
This area is known as a remote area, and there are no other buildings nearby except for a single-family villa. The villa is an old mansion with a wide front yard and an overgrown backyard. The door has been rusted, and there is a ghostly atmosphere everywhere.
Legend has it that the backyard of the villa was once a cemetery, where dozens of sleeping bodies were buried under the weeds. Therefore, this is also a famous haunted villa. Usually, no one comes during the day and night, and no one knows that a small baby has been abandoned here.
A figure slowly floated out of the yard. It was a young man. He went straight through the iron gate and floated in front of the baby. He looked at this little soft human child as if he had seen a new toy, and shouted, "Come and see! There is a baby here!"
He discovered for the first time that 'softness' was felt just by looking.
He stared at the baby with his dark eyes, and wondered if she had no bones. He really wanted to take a look. If you cut it open, would you be able to see it
At this time, two ghost figures floated out of the yard, one was a woman with fluttering long hair and a gloomy face, and the other was a sturdy man with large muscles.
The female ghost looked at the baby with a gloomy face, and said coldly, "Is this little thing so noisy that I can't sleep?"
The sturdy man was full of love, "It's pretty cute, I've always wanted a baby!" He put his hand in front of him while saying this, and then spread out and teased the baby with a wow, but the baby seemed to cry even more.
The young man rolled his eyes and said, "No one has been in the house for a long time, let's get everyone to come and play together?"
"What's so funny!" The female ghost said in a bad temper, pointing at the ghost boy who was teasing the baby, mocking, "Look at this fool!"
The young man looked sideways and saw the way the fool was teasing the baby. It really couldn't be considered to be teasing the baby. Humans make funny faces at most when teasing babies. When he teased the baby, it was a real grimace. Meat, even nauseous at the sight of a ghost.
Youth: "..." No wonder the decibel of the baby's crying suddenly increased so much.
Female ghost: "Look at you, this baby cries and cries all day long, even if she's afraid to cry. What's so funny? And she's so young, what does she know? If she doesn't play, she doesn't! I want to sleep!"
The young man thought for a while and came up with another idea, "Why don't we raise her up and play after raising her?"
The female ghost agreed, "It's okay, so I don't accidentally turn into a ghost and stay in this house after playing to death. Do I still want to die?"
The burly male ghost looked troubled, "Oh, queen, queen, why does she keep crying? It's so pitiful."
The female ghost slapped him away with an impatient slap, "It's not that you scared me!"
The strong man was photographed away from the baby, and the baby's cry was not so miserable, but it was still crying.
The young man tilted his head: "Why is she still crying? Is she hungry?"
The female ghost's irritable expression was slightly stunned, "Hungry?"
The youth asked: "What should a human newborn baby eat?"
The three long-lost ghosts looked at each other: "..."
After thinking about it, the female ghost said seriously, "Can candles work?"
Youth: "… "
Strong Ghost: "..."
Doesn't seem to work
The three of them transported the baby to the haunted house, and the ghosts looked at the baby in novelty and circled around. By this time the baby had been crying for several hours, tired from crying, and fell asleep biting his fingers.
A ghost mother-in-law said lovingly, "Oh, it's so cute.
The sturdy ghost man immediately echoed: "Yes, yes, so cute."
The female ghost snorted and said in a low voice, "You won't think she's cute when you wake up! Just think of a way to make her stop crying when she wakes up!"
The grandmother said, "It's better for the child to be satisfied, give her something to eat, play with her, and she won't cry."
Female ghost: "Yes, that's it. What did human children eat when they were young?" The female ghost felt that she had the answer in her head, and it was right on her lips, but she couldn't think of the word.
The sturdy ghost stared straight at the female ghost's chest, like a small light bulb on top of his head was suddenly lit, and suddenly said, "Milk?"
'Snapped'!
The strong ghost was shot flying again.
She slammed into a pile of things, and the sleeping baby twitched when she heard the sound, but Xu was extremely tired and still didn't get up. She frowned, her soft face pouted, and she slept soundly.
It made the young man jump in fright.
The ghost mother-in-law sighed: "Oh, it's so cute.
The female ghost's blue veins collapsed, her eyebrows trembled with anger, and she gritted her teeth word by word, "You ****, if you don't speak through your brain, give me another death!"
The strong ghost groaned/groaned, "Yes, I'm sorry..."
At this time, Grandpa Ghost, who had been silent for a while, suddenly said, "Milk powder."
The small light bulb on the female ghost's head also lit up, and she clenched her fist to the palm of her hand, "Yes, yes, milk powder! I just wanted to say this!"
At this time, the sturdy ghost began to cry again, "No milk powder, no milk powder! Babies who drink milk powder will be more likely to get fat when they grow up! I think I am so fat because my mother drank too much milk powder for me when I was a child! "
The female ghost rolled her eyes, "I'll take care of her!"
After the female ghost finished speaking, she floated out of the haunted house to find food for the little baby.
The ghosts in the haunted house are not earth-bound spirits, and they can enter and leave the haunted house at will. The reason why they gather in this house is because there is a cemetery behind the house, which has a lot of yin and is more suitable for ghosts to live in old age.
Thirty minutes later, the female ghost floated in with a milk bottle that had already been soaked.
The female ghost put the warm bottle next to the baby. She seemed to smell it. Although she was still asleep, she moved her nose, opened her small mouth, bit the pacifier, and started drinking.
The female ghost sneered, "Oh, ghost spirit."
The sturdy ghost was still muttering: "No milk powder, no milk powder."
Ghost Granny: "Oh, it's so cute."
Seeing the bottom of the bottle, the young man asked worriedly, "Did you only bring one bottle? What if this baby wakes up and is hungry again?"
The female ghost said: "I also took a bag of milk powder, I'm not afraid she won't have enough."
The young man nodded, suddenly paused again, and asked, "Do you know how to make milk powder?"
The smug expression of the female ghost stopped, and she looked at the young man silently, "..."
Youth: "… "
The two looked at each other.
The female ghost said that she didn't want to take care of this matter, and went back to sleep with a cold face.
It just didn't take long for the baby to cry again from downstairs. The female ghost was so annoyed that she yelled, "What's the noise! Noisy!"
As a result, he lowered his head and looked downstairs. Downstairs was a chaos of soldiers and horses that frightened ghosts.
"Ah ah ah! What's wrong with her, why is she crying again? Are you hungry?"
"Didn't she just finish her milk? Why is she wet underneath?"
"Ouch, so cute."
"Cute ass! Did she pee her pants?"
"What should I do, what should I do? Why is she crying again, is she hungry, and am I going to get her some human milk?"
"Damn it! Didn't you see her peeing??? What should I do if she peeing!"
"Diapers."
"Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!" The demon baby cried while performing live.
The female ghost squinted and floated out of the haunted house as if she had lost her soul, and said, "I'll go out and see how humans make milk powder."
Seeing this, the young man hurriedly shouted: "By the way, bring some diapers back!"
The female ghost nodded instinctively and left the haunted house ruled by the devil baby as if she were fleeing.
night.
A windless automatic stroller appeared on the gloomy road, and no one pushed him slowly on the road. The old street lights flickered on the side of the road, and the shattered light spilled into the baby stroller full of milk powder, diapers, baby clothes and other baby items.
There were also several large bags hanging by the stroller.
The stroller was slowly pushed to the door of the haunted house, suddenly flew up, jumped over the door and floated in.
The youth's dark eye sockets became even darker, and the two eye holes showed despair, "You are finally back!"
The female ghost walked in with the stroller, and the group was in a hurry. They finally cleaned up the baby and even changed the baby to a more comfortable nest.
But the young man and the female ghost are all good-natured ghosts in the haunted house, and they are all irritated to death by the devil baby.
It's just that after experiencing this kind of torture, the young man is even more unwilling to kill the baby like this. This baby doesn't understand anything. Why should he die so easily after tossing himself around? She was tortured to death. Tell her to dare to fuck him like that!
After he died, no one had ever dared to do this to him!
The female ghost was worried that after the baby died, she accidentally turned into a ghost, and she kept making troubles in the haunted house every day, what should I do? That's an infinite number of things! She doesn't want it! This really made her die!
So both of them secretly made up their minds to wait for the baby to grow up.
The female ghost looked at the satisfied baby viciously, and hummed, "When you grow up, you will know that you are dead! Humph!"
The female ghost snorted again, very small.
The young man nodded in agreement, you will know when you grow up, you bastard!
But at this time, the very satisfied and energetic baby showed them an unusually bright and soft smile.
The baby even wanted to shake their hands and play with them, but every time it was empty, and they shook their bodies and fought a cold war.
This is natural, they are ghosts, and it is impossible for living beings to touch ghosts. Only the dead can touch them.
But the little baby still moved with his tiny palms open, smiling brightly at them.
The female ghost and the young man's expressions became complicated when they looked at this vigorous, soft little thing.
At this time, after tossing for so long, it was bright outside.
The haunted house is backlit, and every window has thick curtains, so the sun can't get in.
But it was in such a desolate and deserted house that a crisp laughter came out for the first time.
The author has something to say:
Lady Ghost's black box:
Sunshine is in.
(The whole text is fictional, I just want to write a warm fairy tale, so what?)