My Father in Law is Lu Bu

Chapter 1: The curse of the name

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In the Jinling Convention and Exhibition Center, the sun is shining today, and the sky is clear today. It should be a pleasant weather for a person, but for Liu Mang, this is indeed a huge torment.

Because Liu Mang was wearing a tight armor, one of the famous zodiac signs-Aries golden holy garment.

Today is the Jinling Cosplay Contest. Liu Mang, who has always been unimpressed with the two-dimensional things, was selected as a young man. Who made him grow so tall? His height of 1.8 meters just supports the frame of the golden holy clothes.

"Who the hell bought the props!" Liu Mang complained helplessly, you said you play cosplay, just play cosplay, why do you want to buy a pure metal armor, although it is said to be aluminum armor, but it can't hold it like this child play ah.

A set of armor weighs twenty or thirty catties. Not only do you have to wear it to walk around, but you can’t rest. Although this thing is a cos armor, it also conforms to a certain principle of armor, that is, you basically don’t need it when you wear it. Expect to be able to sit down, and the metal behind the buttocks and thighs will let you experience what it is called to enjoy.

"I ordered this, do you have any opinion?!" A woman with a very sweet face but a dark face stood in front of Liu Mang.

"Don't dare, dare not, big sister has the most powerful head!" Upon hearing this voice, Liu Mang immediately put away his bitter face and turned into a flattering smile. The black-bellied girl in front of him is called Chen Yi, from the school animation club Long, he is not only the top dog in the animation club but also in the school. Liu Mang expects her to introduce girls to him to get rid of the virginity he has kept for more than twenty years. It is no good to offend her. This black-bellied woman was captured

"That's about the same." Chen Yi smiled, "Hey, I'll introduce you to my little sister after today is over. You say you want to be pure or mature. As long as we have something in our animation club, we can introduce you. !"

Not to mention that Chen Yi really looks good when she smiles, with her delicate face, plus she is cosplaying today as the patrol voice in Hatsune Miku, and her tight outfit outlines the curves of her figure very movingly, subconsciously Liu Mang replied, "It's just you!"

"Huh?!" Chen Yi was taken aback for a moment. She didn't expect Liu Mang to speak like this, and her face turned red, but a rotten girl is a rotten girl, but she replied in an instant, "Liu Mang, you are really a rascal. , you dare to play tricks on my old lady, play!"

"It's broken!" Liu Mang knew it was not good when he said this, and he was still in a daze supporting Chen Yi, and he didn't care whether the armor on his body was heavy or uncomfortable, so he picked up the helmet and ran away.

"Liu Mang, stop!" Chen Yi shouted.

"Stop, only a fool will stop for you!" Liu Mang was not without pride, he was caught by that black-bellied woman Chen Yi, how can he still hold him with his own life? Resolutely run thirty-six skills, and soon Liu Mang I couldn't stand it anymore. because…

"Little, rascal?!" An uncle-level cosplay fan next to him looked at Liu Mang running in front and Chen Yi chasing after him. A beautiful woman called a man a rascal, so there was only one possibility for a rascal. The uncle immediately became righteous. Pointing at Liu Mang in front of him, he shouted loudly, "Catch the gangster, catch the gangster, catch the gangster, don't let him run away, catch him quickly!"

"Catch gangsters?!" These two-dimensional nerds and rotten girls in the animation world have many taboos, one of which is hooliganism. Some cosplay costumes are very revealing and easy to be taken advantage of by others, so Those who are rascals and hooligans are deeply abhorred.

"Fuck you, gangster, the one in front of you wearing the holy clothes of Aries is a big gangster, gangster, please don't let him run away!" One, two, three, there are already many so-called righteous people following behind Liu Mang It's in the hundreds.

"What's going on with him?!" Liu Mang was terrified, as for what? Isn't it just to tease you, you have sent me to hunt and kill me for so many years.

"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding!" Chen Yi also realized that it was not good. What she said Liu Mang and "rogue" are not the same words, okay? It is obvious that those chasing people identified him as the latter.

Hundreds of people are chasing after them. If they are caught up, they will still have their lives. Chen Yi regretted it a bit, "Liu Mang, run, run!"

"You bastard, run away? Isn't that the girl who was raped and victimized? How can you let the bastard, run away!" Some people have a little reaction, could it be a misunderstanding? It was brought in again.

I saw the uncle at the beginning was still shouting, "Catch that bastard, that bastard, that bastard, it's making my sister feel bad! Catch him and never let him go!"

"That's right, maybe the girl got angry and said the wrong thing!" So a group of so-called righteous people chased him even more frantically.

"Damn! There's no way!" Liu Mang wanted to cry but had no tears. What kind of evil did this create? A white wall in front shattered Liu Mang's hope.

"You run, you run again, there is no way! Playing tricks, the gangster still wants to run!" The uncle was filled with righteous indignation.

"Uncle, this is a misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding!" Liu Mang said with sweat on his forehead, stammering, no matter who is standing here, he is stuttering, there are hundreds of people on the opposite side, and he is the only one.

"Uncle?!" The man in the lead ignored the misunderstanding behind. "You called me uncle?!" The fat man was about to pull up his sleeves, but was stopped by the people next to him.

"Perhaps you really have a misunderstanding!" Someone wondered, because the girl just said it was a misunderstanding.

"It's possible!" Someone nodded.

"Yes, yes, yes, it's a misunderstanding!" Liu Mang is overjoyed, as long as he can explain, he can save his life, and Liu Mang has already seen Chen Yi's figure behind him, "Look behind Chen Yi, Boss Chen , explain it to me!"

Seeing that Liu Mang was about to escape and ascend to heaven, Chen Yi ran over panting and shouted, "Liu, Liu Mang, you, don't run away...!"

"Let me just say that he is a rascal, how could it be a misunderstanding!" the uncle continued to take the lead.

"So it's not a misunderstanding, you dare to play tricks here, you bastard, you don't want to die!"

"Why are you talking so much nonsense with him, hit him!"

"It's over!" Liu Mang squatted down with his eyes wide open, holding his head in despair, and hundreds of figures immediately engulfed him.

"Well, hurry up! I'll explain to you" Chen Yi finally finished speaking, the full text Liu Mang, don't run so fast, I'll explain to you!

But can Liu Mang hear it now? Can everyone here hear it

"Ah, oh, ah, oh!"! Liu Mang's miserable cry made people feel chills.

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"It hurts so much!" Liu Mang grinned, and there was no place on his body that didn't hurt. "Those grandsons, are they really ruthless?" Liu Mang made up his mind, and if others don't look for it, they will look for that fat man. It was the uncle who took the lead, that guy was the cheapest, he picked people's faces and hit them, Liu Mang felt that his handsome face was about to be disfigured!

It wasn't until the pain subsided a little that Liu Mang stood up, surrounded by armored soldiers who were surrounding him.

"What are you looking at, there is no handsome guy!" Liu Mang roared loudly. The resentment of being beaten by others has not disappeared yet, and now he is surrounded by people like monkeys, naturally getting angry. "Cos bumpkins! Cos is still wearing such scumbag armor! Look at the golden light on my brother, and then look at yours." Liu Mang seemed to want to vent all his dissatisfaction on these so-called bumpkins in his eyes.

"And that knife, it's all red and rusty, if you take it out, it's not ashamed to throw it away!"

"Who are you?!" A group of people who looked like a little leader asked Liu Mang.

"Hehe, you're still pulling up the ancient text, why aren't you so gentle when you hit me!" Liu Mang didn't know if the people around him had ever hit him, but one thing is that he is very upset now! ,

Hearing Liu Mang's words, the little leader frowned and said, "Er Gouzi, go and inform Lord Du Bo that we caught a Cao Jun assassination spies on the city wall!"

"Cao Jun's spy? How long is it?!" The soldier named Er Gouzi hesitated. Er Gouzi didn't know who the man in gold armor was in front of him, but he knew that this was definitely not Cao Jun's spy, because, Because this man in golden armor fell from the sky.

From the sky, mother, this may be a god-man from the sky.

"I told you to go, so you go, why are there so many nonsense!" Shi Chang roared angrily.

"Yes, yes!" Er Gouzi flinched and was about to leave.

"Returning to Cao Jun? How old is it, Du Bo, who pretends to be quite like it, why don't you say that I am Cao Cao!" Liu Mang said disdainfully.

"Ah, you are Prime Minister Cao. No wonder Prime Minister Cao was able to defeat my lord. It turns out that Prime Minister Cao is a god who came down to earth!" Er Gouzi said without restraint.

"So you are Cao thief, Cao thief is here to take your life!" Hearing Liu Mang said that he is Cao Cao, the boss immediately changed his color, and he was furious, picked up the big knife in his hand and was about to step forward.

"You, what are you going to do!" Liu Mang was a little panicked, he suddenly realized that something was wrong, the faces of these people in front of him were all pale and yellowed, this is a typical nutritionist. If it's one or two people, it's okay to say, maybe it's anorexia, but it's not right if everyone in the circle is like this.

What's more, Liu Mang looked at the man in front of him who was walking towards him step by step, and was stared at by his bloodshot eyes, as if he was being watched by a wild beast.

"What am I going to do, I'm going to kill you to avenge my mother!" The man became more and more excited as he spoke, the knife in his hand was trembling uncontrollably. The man named Cheng Yu was originally from Xuzhou. In the first year of Xingping, Cao Cao’s father, Cao Song, was killed in Xuzhou. In order to avenge his father, Cao Cao launched an army to attack Xu. Lao Tao was frightened to death, and slaughtered all the people in Qulu, Juling, and Xiaqiu.

Cheng Yu's old mother was killed in that military disaster.

"The hatred of killing one's mother cannot be shared! Today I, Cheng Yu, will avenge my mother!" Cheng Yu shouted loudly.

What's the situation? Liu Mang was confused, when did he kill this man's mother! Not to mention killing, even if he touched or knocked down, Liu Mang couldn't afford to pay.

"It's so long, so long!" The soldiers around stopped Cheng Yu, not because they were kind, but because Liu Mang appeared inexplicably, which really made them a little scared.

"Let go of me, today I will die or he will die!" Cheng Yu's gasping voice became thicker and more murderous.

Seeing that the soldiers were about to be unable to stop him, suddenly there was a loud drumming in the sky.

"kill!"

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