"You little bastard, I will beat you to death!" At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, in a small village outside Chenliu County, Yanzhou, a Qingping family was in a state of chaos.
"Father, father, speak up if you have something to say! We are all civilized people, so don't be rough!" Wu Chi was using the great teleportation to avoid his father's dog-beating stick method.
"I have nothing to say to you!" The middle-aged man seemed to have stepped into a rage, and the big stick in his hand was as thick as a human's arm.
"Father, you can scold me, but don't bring yourself!"
"How to say!"
"I'm a little bastard, you're an old bastard!"
"Oh, if I don't kill you bastard today, I will take your surname!" A middle-aged man said angrily to Wu Chi, panting.
"Father, your and my surname are also Wu!" Wu Chi replied subconsciously.
"Little bastard, how dare you talk back! See if I won't beat you to death!" The middle-aged man shouted loudly, "You little bastard, don't run away!" The two of them ran around the table instead of running around the yard. The wall ran, and finally opened the door and ran towards the door.
"Don't chase if you have the guts!" Wu Chi's father chased after him, and Wu Chi was running away in front of him, a fool would not run away. If he was caught by his father, at least his nose would be bruised and his face would be swollen, and he might not be able to get off for several days. bed, he didn't want his handsome face to be ruined.
"Little bastard, don't come back if you have the guts!" Father Wu couldn't catch up with Wu Chi, so he could only yell loudly at the entrance of the village.
The people in the village laughed and looked at the father and son. Wu Chi was chased out by Father Wu. It was not once or twice. The titles of little bastard and old bastard were also spread in this village.
Under Father Wu's gaze, Wu Chi ran further and further away.
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"Hmm!" Wu Chi took a deep breath, it's easy, I never ran a marathon so hard.
It's not blowing, according to Wu Chi's current speed, there is no problem in participating in a 100-meter sprint.
Wu Chi found a small hill outside the village and lay down. The sun shone on his face and it was warm, very uncle, Wu Chi pulled out a dog's tail grass and hung it in his mouth, feeling very contented.
"No, I used toilet paper to go to the toilet! As for, it's true!" The reason why Wu Chi was chased and beaten violently by his father was because Wu Chi went to the toilet to clean his ass and wiped his ass with toilet paper. It's like stabbing a hornet's nest. Immediately, Father Wu over there picked up the rolling pin and was about to kill the little bastard.
Wu Chi may have wiped his ass and still dislike the hardness of that straw paper, but for people in this era, paper is definitely a precious thing, and one sheet costs a lot of money, and Wu Chi used two or three sheets last time, which made Wu Chi Daddy is distressed. These pieces of paper were bought by Father Wu's frugality, so that Wu Chi could read, write, and write, so that he would not be as illiterate as his Father Wu. He also wanted his son to have a future.
But it was treated as toilet paper by Wu Chi, not to kill this little bastard. Father Wu's anger will not dissipate.
In fact, Wu Chi doesn't want to either. I really can't bear to use the leaves directly after going to the toilet, or the so-called toilet bamboo, which is just a piece of bamboo that is inserted into the mouth of the chrysanthemum. Not to mention cross-use, it is unhygienic, just say that it is used too much Well, if you don't do it, you will really have to sing chrysanthemums. Wu Chi even suspected that the first glass in history was tempered in this way.
That's right. Having said so much, we can understand that our classmate Wu Chi is not from this world, Wu Chi's children's shoes who are tortured by the fast pace of reality. Pointing at the sky in a thunderous weather, yelling at God, you have the guts to kill me.
Sure enough, Wu Chi was slapped on the head by a mobile phone that descended from the 27th floor of the building. It will be this era when our Wu Chi children's shoes wake up again.
Xiaoqiao Liushui people, not bad. That's right, the skinny horse is missing. As for Wu Chi's skinny horse, it's naturally not the skinny horse described by Mr. Ma Zhiyuan, but the Yangzhou skinny horse. It's great for a girl upstairs to do something for all ages on this lush hillside.
After wandering on the hillside for a long time, after admiring the sun and eating the dry food that had been prepared earlier, at sunset, it was time to rest, Wu Chi patted his butt and stood up, facing the distance The village went over.
Back home, there was no movement at all, Wu Chi took off his shoes and socks, stood on tiptoe, and poked under the gatehouse. There was a small gap here, and he could see the scene inside the house.
"Ha, huh, huh, huh!" The louder and louder snoring in the room, otherwise it would not annoy Wu Chi, but he would breathe a sigh of relief, because the snoring means that his cheap old man Dad fell asleep.
"Hey!" Wu Chi smiled triumphantly, and escaped for another day. As for whether Daddy Cheap will kill him tomorrow, let's talk about it tomorrow.
Wu Chi pushed open the door and was about to walk towards his bed, but he didn't see the black shadow behind him getting closer.
"Yo, dare to come back!!"
"Ghost!" Wu Chi's frightened voice echoed in the room.
"Snapped!"
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Father Wu had a dark face, so gloomy that he could drip water. Because there was a red slap on the side of his face, which was naturally not his own slap, he was sick, so he slapped himself, and the other person beside him was the culprit.
"Father, dad, I really didn't mean it! Dad, listen to me!" Wu Chi said to his father with a shy face. "You can't blame me for this, who told you to scare me? You don't know that people can scare people to death!" Wu Chi was emphasizing the reason for himself, because of the sudden suddenness of Father Wu just now, coupled with the black light and blindness, Subconsciously, Wu Chi slapped him with a slap, so he got the current appearance.
"You still want to do it on purpose, don't you!" Father Wu touched the rolling pin over there as he said.
"Father, we gentlemen use our mouths but don't move our hands!" Wu Chi panicked, seeing that Father Wu had already got the rolling pin and the No. 11 car also started to run.
"I'm not a gentleman, I'm your father!" Father Wu grinned, revealing his big yellow teeth.
Wu Chi was also clever enough to know that it was impossible for him to reason with Daddy Cheap, so he jumped up immediately, a hero would not suffer immediate losses, and the best thing to do was to move forward.
If you can't provoke me, you can't hide! How could his father's short legs outrun me, the sprint champion of Xinxin Kindergarten
Wu Chi started the No. 11 car confidently, but was completely dumbfounded when he ran to the door.
Above the door, a rusty brass lock was hanging on it.
Wu Chi was heartbroken and turned to look at his cheap father, "Father, you are a cheating son!"
"Little bastard, I want to see where you can go today. Take your life!" Father Wu smiled treacherously, and as soon as Wu Chi entered the room, Father Wu locked the door for him up.
"Help, I'm dying, father is beating my son!" Wu Chi's call was destined to be ignored. Didn't the father beat his son with snot in his mouth
Father Wu, "Go work in the fields tomorrow!"
Wu Chi: "No!"
Father Wu: "Really not going?"
Wu Chi: "I really don't want to go, even if I'm beaten to death!"
"Crack!" A slap across the face.
Father Wu: "Will you go?"
Wu Chi: "Go, go if you don't get killed!"
Father Wu: "You cook this month's meal!"
Wu Chi "Don't do it, the gentleman is far away from the blister group!"
Father Wu: "Who said that!"
Wu Chi "Sage Confucius said it!"
Papa Wu "I am Daddy,"
"Slap!" Another slap.
"Do or not?"
Wu Chi: "Do it, dad. You are my real dad, so why don't I pay for this month's meals!"
Father Wu: "Who will wash the clothes this month?"
Wu Chi "Father, don't deceive others too much"
Father Wu "Really!" Taking advantage of the situation, he slapped him again.
Wu Chi was about to cry, "I'll wash it!"
Father Wu, "There is no more firewood at home!"
Wu Chi was about to turn into a pig's head and if he was beaten, this handsome face would be ruined. "Father, father, I'll go, I'll go!" begged for mercy.
"Snapped!"
Go and fight too
"Hehe, I'm sorry I made it easy!" Father Wu chuckled, causing tens of thousands of muddy horses to gallop in Wu Chi's heart.
But immediately Wu Chi was in no mood to listen to Father Wu's stick education.
"Ding ding ding dong!" "Luogia?" Wu Chi knew this voice very well, because he had been using Lukia all the time since he secretly bought a counterfeit phone in high school and later became rich by himself after working.
"Mobile phone. Where is the mobile phone, where is it?" Wu Chi subconsciously took out his pocket, but Wu Chi found sadly, where does he have a pocket? This clothes, no, it should be said that the whole body is not his own original body.
Just when Wu Chi was depressed, something like a screen suddenly appeared on his face.
"En?" Wu Chi's eyes widened, because the screen that appeared in front of him was not the screen of his Logia copycat phone? Wu Chi shook his head, and the screen in front of him was also shaking with him.
"Damn it. It's a short lifespan!" Wu Chi exclaimed, this shit's phone has been hacked. But Wu Chi calmed down immediately, and he was able to time travel as soon as he woke up. It is not impossible for this phone to enter his body.
Wu Chi looked at the screen of the phone and said "192 years!" It is indeed this time.
Wu Chi looked at the phone screen in front of him. This is the legendary Goldfinger? Wu Chi hadn't had time to explore, and his vision went dark, and he passed out!
"Doctor Chen, Doctor Chen, take a look, take a look at my son! Is he sick?" Father Wu entered the city early the next morning. He invited Dr. Chen, the doctor in charge of the Ciren Hall in the city, to see a doctor for his son.
"Oh my god, pig demon!" Dr. Chen had never seen anyone before, but he was still taken aback when he saw Wu Chi.
"Doctor Chen, Doctor Chen, that's my son, my son, not a pig demon!" Father Wu smiled awkwardly. He played hard last night. The little bastard took revenge with a slap, so he hit a little harder, and he was already beaten into a pig's head.
"Is there such a father as you?" Doctor Chen carefully identified it, and only then did he know that this is indeed a person. Seeing that the face was swollen like a pig's head, Dr. Chen couldn't help but blamed Father Wu.
"Hehe, isn't this a filial son born with a stick!" Father Wu laughed.
"Hey!" Dr. Chen didn't say anything, after all, this is a housework, he can't take care of it, he just needs to be paid for his treatment.
After hearing and asking about it, Dr. Chen did it over and over again and prescribed several medicinal herbs to remove blood stasis and detumescence.
"Doctor Chen, why hasn't my son woke up yet!" Father Wu was really anxious, because he was the only son. I am willing to fight on weekdays, but I also love it like something.
"This little old man's medical skills are not deep, and it's hard to solve this mystery!" Doctor Chen also shook his head, thinking that Wu Chi was just knocked out. But I didn't expect to wake up now.
As soon as Dr. Chen finished speaking, Wu Chi sat up suddenly. He opened his eyes and looked at Father Wu beside him, "Father, what are you doing!?"
"Son, son, you are awake. Doctor Chen, my son is awake! Come and see!" Doctor Chen was also very surprised, because the boy's breathing was very stable, as if he had fallen into a deep sleep, but now he After waking up all of a sudden, Dr. Chen put his hand on Wu Chi's wrist. The pulse is stable, the yin and yang of the internal organs are coordinated, there is nothing wrong with it, if there is really a repaired place, it is the pig's face, and the swelling has not completely subsided yet.
"Since Mr. Ling woke up, there is no big problem. You just need to follow my prescription and take the medicine. It will be enough to get rid of the redness and swelling on your face!" Dr. Chen was brought here early in the morning. There is still work to do.
"Dr. Chen, this is your consultation fee!" As he said that, Father Wu took out fifty big money with distress and was about to hand it over to Dr. Chen's hand over there.
Dr. Chen nodded subconsciously and was about to take it. The outpatient fee was out of the city, so it was naturally higher. Fifty dollars could buy a quarter of a stone of millet grain.
Dr. Chen was about to turn around and leave, but he gave him an acknowledgment because his hand holding the money was held back.
"En?" Dr. Chen turned around and looked over, only to see that Father Wu was holding on to the fifty big money and was unwilling to let go, with a dejected look on his face, as if his father had died.
Dr. Chen exerted some force, but he couldn't move. I tried a little harder, but I still couldn't move it. "Bring it here, you dead button!" As he said, Dr. Chen stepped on Father Wu's foot.
"Oh oh oh!" Dr. Chen must have used his strength when he stepped down, making Father Wu half-jump up.
"Hmph!" Doctor Chen finally took the fifty big money into his hands. Put it back in the medicine box, "I'm leaving, I won't send it!"
"Doctor Chen, please go!" Father Wu sent off Dr. Chen with a mournful face.
Wu Chi looked at his father, he knew that he might have passed out because his father cared about him, so he went to call Dr. Chen, "Dad, I'm really not sick!" Wu Chi emphasized.
"Just wake up, just wake up!" Father Wu said lightly.
"Father, I'm really not sick, don't believe it. If you don't believe me, come and slap me!" Wu Chi emphasized to his father that he was not sick. Ask his father to slap himself again, so that his father should know that it is still the quality of the meat, the same texture, and the amount of slaps does not increase the price, you are worth the slap.
"It's over, it's over, this little bastard was beaten stupid by me, ouch, why is my life so hard, Doctor Chen, Doctor Chen, don't go, don't go!"
Wu Chi's mind was filled with black threads as he watched his father chase Dr. Chen away.
Goldfinger! Wu Chi laughed obscenely, and his mouth was about to drool.
On the screen in front of him, the startup interface of Logia was flashing, and Wu Chi's children's shoes were not idle when he fainted. The Taobao function on the phone claims that as long as you have money, you can buy anything.
Wu Chi's saliva flowed from the quarrel. In this war-torn era, what is the most valuable thing? Weapons, armor, and food and grass are the most valuable things.
The Meitu Xiuxiu function claims to help you adjust all defects, such as scars on the face, missing arms and legs, he can repair them.
There's also that button space, and that weather forecast, hehe, Wu Chi laughed foolishly, drooling all over the floor.
"Look, Doctor Chen, look! My son!" Father Wu dragged Doctor Chen and ran in again, pointing at Wu Chi and shouting at Doctor Chen.
"This, this!" Dr. Chen is also very helpless, this Wu family boy, there is nothing wrong with his body, why is he acting like a fool. After thinking for a long time, for the sake of Dr. Chen's reputation, Dr. Chen came up with a solution
"Hey!" Dr. Chen sighed, "Old Wu, it's not that I have little knowledge or skills, but this doll of yours," said Dr. Chen, pointing to his head, "He There is a problem with the brain, which is what is called brain damage in medical technology, and there is no cure for this brain damage!"
"You are the brainless, your whole family is brainless!"
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"It's really insulting to gentleness. It's really insulting to gentleness. I'm so pissed off, I'm so pissed off! Wu Yan, you taught my son well!" Dr. Chen ran out angrily. Being insulted by a junior like this. He can't swear back at the past, this is the advantage of being young, a younger generation is disrespectful to the elders, that is uneducated, but an elder scolds the younger generation. That is to lower one's IQ and lose one's stomach.
"Doctor Chen, Doctor Chen, please slow down. Slow down! Doctor Chen, wait for me, wait for me, that little bastard, I'll go back and deal with him, don't be angry!" Father Wu followed over there. Doctor Chen went out together. Before leaving, he yelled at Wu Chi in the room, "Little bastard, you wait for me, I'll clean you up when I come back!"
"Talk about me. You're the one who's brainless!" Wu Chi doesn't care about education or not. As for education, he's shameless, but education is worth a lot!
Soon Father Wu over there came back cursing, looking at him like that did not make him feel ashamed in front of Dr. Chen.
That's right, it's not bad if you have a hot face against someone's cold butt, and you don't make a fart for yourself.
"Little bastard! Do you know that you made Dr. Chen run away in anger. Do you know how hard it is for Dr. Chen to come from the city to the outside of the city? You little bastard, you don't know what is good or bad! Let me see if I don't kill you You!" As he said that, Father Wu started to pick up a rolling pin beside him (this thing was brought?) to let Wu Chi know why the flowers are so popular.
Normally, Wu Chi would be jumping like crazy, but this time, he was not guilty. He was out of breath, sat there contentedly, stretched out a hand, and called out three big characters that existed since the beginning of the world, "Fifty Wen!"
"Time and time again!" Abruptly, Father Wu stopped the rolling pin that was about to fall on Wu Chi's head.
At that time, Wu Chi did some calculations, and the rolling pin difference between him and his father was only 0.001 centimeters. It was about to have an earth-shattering intimate contact, but in the end it was stopped in time by his father.
Fifty words, engraved in the mind of Father Wu like three imprints, Father Wu gritted his teeth and endured the pleasure of hitting someone, he took the rolling pin back to him, and even squeezed out his face with difficulty. A crease on what he thought was a smile.
"Hey, Dad, why did you hit you! Dad loves you so much before it's too late!" Father Wu said to Wu Chi over there with a smile.
Distress me? Hehe, I feel sorry for the fifty cents, but I heard it when Liu Mang was in a coma. Over there, Father Wu gave Dr. Chen fifty cents for the consultation fee. It's time to come up with another fifty pennies.
Of course, it was impossible for Wu Chi to speak out what was in his heart. If he did, his father would really kill him.
"Father, I heard that your name is Wu Yan!" Wu Chi suddenly thought of a funny thing.
"En!" Father Wu nodded and seemed a little heavy.
"Hey, that's a good name!" Wu Chi laughed treacherously twice.
"Oh?" Father Wu was a little puzzled, what's so good about this name.
"Wu Yan, isn't that just shameless? You are shameless, I am shameless, and our master is just shameless!" Wu Chi smiled and immediately got up and ran towards the door over there.
"Shameless? Brazen!" Father Wu bit his teeth on his lips, his eyes widened, and the rolling pin, a must-have weapon, appeared in his hand again. You are shameless, I will make you shameless!"
"Father Wu, why hasn't your second child gained a lot of weight in a few days!" This is a small village under Yanzhou. The folks in the village get together very close, and it takes only a few dozen steps to walk from the village head to the village tail.
The reason why the questioner asked such a question was because he went to the city and was busy with things before he came back today. He didn't know the drama in the village two days ago. He saw Father Wu leading Wu Chi After walking out of the house, he asked curiously.
This countryman is no better than city people. Country people have less oil and water, and they have to do rough and heavy work, so it is difficult to gain weight.
For the country folks, it is enough to see the hardships of the people when a half-grown boy eats Lao Tzu to death. Getting full is a problem, let alone gaining weight.
So you eat the greetings in the countryside? You're fat again, and that's all a blessing.
"Haha!" The other villagers who had been staying in the village couldn't help laughing when they heard this honest man's words.
Father Wu's face over there was also extremely embarrassing.
Fat? He looked over, and Wu Chi's face had indeed grown a lot, but it wasn't fat, it was swollen.
"Ni Cai Pang Li, Ni Quan pretends to be teasing Pang Le!" Wu Chi over there was muttering. If you listen carefully, you will understand "You are the only one who is fat, and you are all fat!"
How could Wu Chi get fatter? He actually ate the old man's yellow sesame seed cakes to become what he is now. A face has been completely swollen by him, and it is still very well-proportioned. One on the left and one on the left, the extent of swelling is the same.
At first glance, it really looks fat.
This honest man is still very confused, why he boasted about the Wu family father and son, but the Wu family father and son looked ugly.
The person next to him put it on his ear, and then he understood. Looking at Wu Chi's face, one side showed sympathy, and the other side looked like he was watching a joke. Our hard-fated Wu Chi children's shoes are really swollen and fat. The father and son of the Wu family didn't go to the house for three days. Everyone in the village is used to it.
The Wu family father and son walked towards the outside of the village over there while cursing.
After walking a lot, Wu Chi calculated that it should have been more than half an hour.
"Father, where is our family's field!" That's right, the reason why Wu Chi came out with his cheap father this time is that he promised to go to the field to help yesterday.
Originally, Wu Chi passed out once, and Father Wu was going to let Wu Chi rest for a while before going to the field, but after the beating last night, Father Wu saw that this kid Wu Chi He was beaten alive and kicked. It means that this kid has no serious health problems, but what about the doctor's brain damage? Just two beats.
"Come on, come on, we'll be there in a while!" Father Wu said to Wu Chi.
"Go a little further!" Wu Chi's mouth twitched. Shouldn't this farmer's field be right next to the village? Why do you have to run so far? Originally, Wu Chi was unwilling to come out. No matter what he said, Wu Chi was also a high-achieving student from a third-rate university. No matter what he said, Wu Chi was also a low-level official who had been mixed up in the officialdom. What happened, the village chief was no longer a cadre.
Thinking of him, Master Wu Chi, who now wants to go to the fields to do rough work, Wu Chi is naturally unwilling. But an elbow is always not as big as a fist.
Father Wu's idea is that the farmers don't do anything wrong with the dealer. You Wu Chi have to be willing if you don't want to. If you don't want to, rolling pin, straw soles, or that huge slap. You pick one and see which one matches your face better.
He didn't want to come at all, and he had to walk such a long way, so Wu Chi naturally complained deeply.
But seeing the huge slap slowly raised by his father, Wu Chi could only lower his head, his power is stronger than others. Well, let's go a little further. Dad said that there is still a while left, so let's walk back.
Wu Chi continued to walk behind Father Wu with a straight face.
Another half hour passed.
"Father, why hasn't our field arrived yet!"
"Come on, come on, we'll be there soon!"
Another half hour passed.
"Father, our field"
"It will be here soon!"
"Father, our field!"
"Why are you urging, it will be here in a while! Let's go for a while!" Father Wu also counted impatiently.
Seeing Father Wu's slap bigger than Wu Chi's face, I can't bear it!
They walked for two hours. They set off in the morning, and it was almost noon. Two hours and four hours. According to the average distance of a person, it was about ten miles and one hour, which was forty miles. Still can't see their fields.
Suddenly, Father Wu stopped in his tracks.
"Father, have you come to our farm?" Wu Chi has never been so eager to see their farm. He looked at Father Wu over there with surprise.
"No, there's a stone in the shoe!"
Wu Chi's head was full of black lines, he threw his paws, laid down his burden, and I quit. You treat it as a government official, right away, soon, for a while, you can't play like that.
It's a pity that Wu Chi can only think about it.
"What are you doing?" Father Wu turned around, the shoehorn in his hand was raised high, looking at our Wu Chi children's shoes thoughtfully.
"Hehe, Dad, I see that you are tired from walking, I am going to rub your shoulders for you!" Wu Chi said with a shy smile.
"Puff, puff, puff!" Father Wu shook his head regretfully, this little bastard has learned to be smart, and originally wanted to slow down the addiction with two slaps.
"Let's go, our field is not far ahead!" Father Wu put on his shoes regretfully and stood up. He patted the dirt on his body.
This time Father Wu didn't frame Wu Chi, as expected, there was an acre of rice fields in front of him, looking at the bunches of rice on those lands, the growth was gratifying. Although Wu Chi was quite shameless, he couldn't keep his eyes open when he saw these rice grains. These rice grains are the hope of the common people to live.
This is not just as simple as rice, it is an era of chaos. One bite is one life.
"Father, we have so many fields in our family, why do you still work as an old man? Why don't you just ask others to work for our family!" Wu Chi found that he underestimated his cheap father, who has so many fields. Land, still doing woolen work, just hire someone to help harvest, so you have entered the landlord class, right
Thinking that he is still a potential landlord Lao Cai, Wu Chi's heart is flattered, and all these fields are rented out to others. It is enough for their family to collect rent every year, and Wu Chi has already fantasized about the scene of him leading a vicious dog and bringing a bunch of dog legs to the door to collect rent.
"Yang Bailao, how do you pay back the hundreds of Wen rent you owe to our family! What, no money, no money is good, if you don't have money, use your family's Xi'er to pay off the debt!" Our Wu Shiren is dreaming his spring and autumn dreams.
"Father, I didn't mean you. You can see that these mounds around the side have been planted with crops. You can tell that the salinity and alkalinity are too high. Isn't it a waste of seeds to plant them!" Wu Chi pointed out Jiangshan. expression.
I thought that my arrogance and ambition could impress my father and make my cheap father look at me with admiration, but what I waited for was two melon seeds (that is, slapping my head from behind).
"Oh, Dad, why are you beating someone!"
"I'll beat you? I'll still cut you. There's no crops in this land, so what are we going to eat!" Father Wu said to Wu Chi over there with white eyes.
"What do you mean?" Wu Chi froze for a moment.
"This land belongs to our family!" Father Wu blinked his mouth, and looked at the dense crops over there with greedy eyes. There are all fertile fields there. The peerless beauty stood in front of her naked.
But it's a pity that I can only be greedy, "That's from Xujiazhuang!"
"Ah!" Wu Chi was also dumbfounded. What about the eldest young master of the landlord's family who agreed to moleste the village girls and bully the weak.
It's all right now, from a landlord Laocai to the current poor peasant with three nos, Wu Shiren is gone, and he has become Wu Bailao.
"Father, you must have lied to me, right?" Wu Chi rarely showed a longing look at his cheap father.
"How many coppers are you worth to lie to you!" Father Wu looked at Wu Chi with a look of contempt.
"Ah!" Our Wu Chi children's shoes finally resigned to their fate, where is this a field, is it just a small mound in wasteland? It is still the place where the saline-alkali land is very serious. Just add it all up here, how much grain can be produced in a year, and is the money for seeds enough
"Come, come! Dad will teach you first, weeding!" Father Wu, as expected of an old farmer with his face facing the loess and his back to the sky, this is not obvious on weekdays, but when he stepped into the field, he immediately changed into a different person.
A farmer all his life, touching this crop is like touching his own child, and he takes care of it endlessly. Of course, a little bastard like Wu Chi is not within the scope of Father Wu.
Father Wu took three steps to get rid of those weeds.
"How's it going? Have you met yet?" Father Wu asked Wu Chi next to him.
"It's just weeding. Does dad have a bit of technology!" Wu Chi asked with his mouth open.
"Technological content?" Father Wu has been getting along with Wu Chi for a long time, and he knows that since his son has been confused to this day, he has everything in his mouth, technological content? According to Father Wu's own explanation, that is, there are tricks.
"This weeding is just the most basic. You little bastard, you want to run away before you learn how to crawl! Hurry up, weed!" Father Wu slapped the back of his head as he said that.
"Ouch!" Wu Chi took a blow for no reason, and was naturally annoyed, but compared with his father's body thickness, he was immediately castrated, and his two calves were not as thick as his father's arm. Be rebellious.
A sage said it well, since you can’t resist, then go enjoy it, maybe you can still fly to the clouds, isn’t it!
While scolding his cheap father in his heart, he bent down. Picking up these so-called weeds one by one, let alone doing farm work, for Wu Chi. It's really rare.
Zhang grew up in the city since he was a child. Although he has seen rice fields before, to be honest, what does Wu Chilian grow in the fields in winter? Xia Tian doesn't understand anything, wheat and rice, in his opinion, they are edible things, there is no other place.
"En!" Father Wu was very satisfied with Wu Chi's attitude of bending over to pull weeds, and nodded his head rarely, "You stay here, pull slowly, I'll go ahead and have a look!"
The fields of Wu Chi's family are actually not small. Except for the fertile land over there, the rest of the saline-alkali lands are all owned by their family. It's a pity that the place where they can be planted is the edge of the saline-alkali land, so Father Wu needs to go around the saline-alkali land to take good care of their fields.
Father Wu had been farming for a long time, wiped the sweat off his forehead, and squinted his eyes to look at the sky.
"Dang bang!" From the direction of Chen Liucheng in the distance, groups of carriages came slowly, with accompanying people beside them. The speed of the carriages was not fast, and they were moving forward slowly. Lines of people and horses on the side are also following, holding all kinds of things in their hands. The team is very spectacular.
The Wu family father and son couldn't help but stop and watch.
"Father, who are these people!" Wu Chi was originally a person who couldn't calm down, looking at the cars and horses going back and forth over there, he couldn't help asking.
"Those? They are the officials and gentlemen of Chen Liucheng!"
"Why are they here?" Wu Chi said, wiping the sweat off his brow.
"They are here to pray for rain!" Papa Wu responded.
Wu Chi looked at the sky, which was cloudless. If Father Wu didn't say anything, Wu Chi might not have noticed it, but when Father Wu said that Wu Chi had noticed, it meant that the land was extremely dry. This is summer, and it should be a rainy season. If there is no water this summer, those rice plants will die.
However, it was because their land was dry. Wu Chi saw that there were still water stains on the hundreds of acres of fertile land over there.
"The masters of Xujiazhuang hired people to transport them from the side of the Yellow River with a water truck!" The lack of water in the fields may be a big deal for these poor haha, but for those masters of the village But it is much simpler, just find some people to build some water trucks, and transport them from the Yellow River over there.
But they are bitter, but they don't have the money to build waterwheels.
This is a saline-alkali land, coupled with severe drought. This year's harvest is really worrying.
Originally, those Xujiazhuangs could survive, but the severe drought for several days made Xujiazhuang unable to hold back, or Chen Liu's officials could not bear it anymore. If things go on like this, the labor cost plus other miscellaneous expenses, they can't bear it anymore. If these good fields are like this, you can imagine those barren lands.
This anxiety is anxiety, but there is no way. As the saying goes, people will go to the doctor indiscriminately when they are in a hurry. A gorgeous one, with all kinds of chicken feathers and bird feathers covering his body, those are the so-called priests, who came to pray for rain.
"Priest?" Wu Chi pursed his lips, asking for others is better than asking for himself, if God is so easy to find, his priest would have become a god long ago.
"Hey, why are you here too! Who told you to come, I asked you to pull the weeds!" Father Wu saw Wu Chi interjecting from the side and asked if you were lazy.
Wu Chi curled his lips, "Your son is naturally good at planting crops, isn't he just pulling weeds, little case! It's already done!"
Father Wu has already ignored those words that he doesn't understand. What he can understand is that this kid has finished weeding
"That's more than an acre of land? Have you pulled it out?" Father Wu asked in disbelief.
"Of course! No, Dad, look!" As we spoke, our Wu Chi children's shoes took out a pile of weeds from behind, and handed them to Dad Wu over there like a show.
Seeing Wu Chi take out a handful, Father Wu was taken aback subconsciously. Could it be that this little bastard in his family really has the talent for farming? Only then did Father Wu notice the so-called weeds in Wu Chi's hand, and his face turned dark at this glance.
"How about dad. I'm a genius! Don't praise me, I'll be proud!" Wu Chi's face showed an expression that you praise me, you praise me for your ability.
Father Wu lowered his head, and Bo pulled the pile of so-called weeds that Wu Chi handed over. It's not a weed, it's clear, it's the rice seedlings in the field.
Wu Chi's head, which had been held high triumphantly, was suddenly slapped back.
"Father, what's the matter, what are you doing? Daddy, you can't do it even if you are jealous. Daddy, let's talk if we have something to say, Daddy!"
"Speak well, Mother Xipi, you little bastard, you just need to deal with it. If I don't beat you to death today, I will take my life!" Father Wu directly picked up the wooden stick beside him and chased Wu Chi to kill him ( Don't ask me where I got the mallet!)
A handful of rice seedlings, which Wu Chi called weeds, fell on the ground. The Wu family's field, which was originally barren, was really going to drink the northwest wind. (~^~)