After returning to his body, there has always been a question that has plagued Zhou Jiayu, that is, whether Lin Zhushui can continue to engage in feng shui without his body of extreme yang.
However, his worries didn't last long before Lin Zhushui gave him the answer, because Zhou Jiayu was stuck with dirty things again.
It stands to reason that Zhou Jiayu is no longer extremely yin, and Zhou Jiayu should not be as attracted to those things as before, but it was just the effort of going out with Shen Yiqiong to buy a popsicle in the evening, and Zhou Jiayu ran into trouble.
The weather was hot that day, and the ice at home had just been eaten but was not delivered. Shen Yiqiong was lying on the sofa humming and saying that he wanted to eat ice, and he even brought a small piece of paper and said that he wanted to eat it too.
It’s okay for Shen Yi to be poor, but no one in this room can stand Xiao Zhi’s coquettish coquettishness. Even Lin Zhushui donated his hair to it, especially Zhou Jiayu, a silly father who dotes on his son. Impossible to resist.
"Okay, let's go eat ice." Zhou Jiayu, who was coquettish by Xiao Zhi, was in pain and happy, hugging his son and kissing its forehead.
Shen Yiqiong and Xiaozhi's wish were fulfilled, they cheered, and the three of them went out together.
There was no place to sell popsicles nearby, so the three of them dragged their slippers and headed for the supermarket farther away. Of course, in order not to scare Xiaozhi, Zhou Jiayu still put it in his pocket.
It was early summer, but the atmosphere was already hot. The sun was hanging far away on the horizon and was about to set. The clouds on the horizon were smudged into a beautiful red, and the white clouds set off the sky high and blue.
Zhou Jiayu and Shen Yiqiong finally found a small supermarket that sells popsicles. They poked their butts and rummaged through the popsicles for a long time. They finally found what they wanted to eat. Then they took a dozen of them and asked the boss for a bag. Installed in.
Shen Yiqiong held one in his mouth, vaguely saying that this brand of popsicles is the best.
Zhou Jiayu agrees, he also likes this brand of popsicles, the milky taste is not greasy, and it is cheap. Speaking of cheapness, Zhou Jiayu remembered his current status as a homeless person, and couldn't help sighing. He has been in a coma for so long, and his job has long since disappeared. For so many years, social security has been cut off. Even medical insurance has been cut off. He still wants to support the forest and water, but he can't even support himself.
After eating the popsicles, the two shook their bags and started walking back. However, when they reached a certain intersection, Zhou Jiayu heard a sad cry from the roadside.
"What happened to that child?" Zhou Jiayu didn't think too much after hearing the cry, turned his head and asked Shen Yiqiong.
Shen Yiqiong also saw the child Zhou Jiayu was talking about. The child was sitting on the side of the road wearing a small red dress, with his head buried in his knees and making a choking sound. He had no shoes on his feet. They all look dirty.
Shen Yiqiong said, "Go and ask? Don't be separated from your parents."
Zhou Jiayu agreed, so the two walked towards the child.
"Children." Shen Yiqiang's child's predestined relationship is still very good. He bent down and made his tone more gentle, "What are you doing here, where are your parents?"
The crying of the child stopped abruptly.
Zhou Jiayu suddenly saw something slowly dripping from the bottom of the child's feet. At first he thought it was just a child's tears, but after taking a closer look, he found that the liquid seemed to be very thick, not what tears should be at all. appearance.
Zhou Jiayu suddenly had a bad premonition. He pulled Shen Yiqiong and was about to step back when he saw the child with his head lowered in front of him slowly raising his head, and the two of them could see the child's appearance clearly— What is on that face? There is only a huge mouth with several rows of fine teeth. At this time, the mouth is opened to the maximum, and it seems that it can swallow a person whole-
"Fuck!" Zhou Jiayu didn't expect this at all, and staggered a few steps in fright.
Shen Yiqiong's expression was distorted, and he said Zhou Jiayu, isn't your mother's body no longer extremely yin, how can you still encounter this thing.
Zhou Jiayu said that I don't fucking know, and this thing is aimed at you - he responded fairly quickly, and directly took the small paper out of his pocket.
Xiao Zhi has always liked these dirty things. He picked up his sleeves and quickly rushed to the child in red, grabbed his leg and took a sip.
"Ow—" the child in red with only one mouth let out a shrill scream.
Xiao Zhi was merciless, and fell for the second time, and the child cried even more.
Zhou Jiayu and Shen Yiqiong watched from the side, inexplicably having the illusion that they were actually the bad guys.
Xiao Zhi swallowed the child in three or two mouthfuls, and then his stomach swelled up, sitting on the ground and burping with satisfaction.
Zhou Jiayu walked over to pick it up and touched its belly.
"So full." Xiao Zhi lay in Zhou Jiayu's arms, rubbing against Zhou Jiayu, "Dad, rub, rub."
Zhou Jiayu said yes, rubbed Xiao Zhi's white belly with his hands, and then went home with Shen Yiqiong while rubbing. After getting the small paper, I feel that life is much better. The worst thing I encounter when I encounter dirty things is to be frightened, and there will be no threat to my life. This is probably the reason why Lin Zhushui is relieved that Zhou Jiayu is running around nearby. .
Along the way, Zhou Jiayu and Shen Yiqiang ate several ice lollies slowly and leisurely, their expressions indifferent and completely unlike the horrible dirty things they encountered just now.
Lin Zhushui was sitting in the living room at home. To be precise, he was sitting on the same mahjong table with Lin Jue and the others, playing mahjong.
I have to say, it's actually quite interesting to see such an immortal person shouting the picture of Ertong coldly. Without the body of extreme yang, all of Lin Zhushui's living habits began to gradually move closer to ordinary people, and he could also start to try to eat some food he had never eaten before, and do some things he had never done before.
After Zhou Jiayu got home, he put the popsicles on the table for everyone to share, but he didn't mention the dirty things he and Shen Yiqiang encountered just now.
But he didn't mention it, but Lin Zhushui saw it and said, "What happened just now?"
Zhou Jiayu sat next to Lin Zhushui, looked at his card, and said vaguely, "I met a little girl..."
Lin Zhushui said, "Dirty things?"
Zhou Jiayu nodded.
"Is it eaten by Xiao Zhi?" Xiao Zhi jumped along Zhou Jiayu's shoulder to Lin Zhushui's shoulder, and began to gently brush Lin Zhushui's hair with a happy expression - if it is a human, then Its expression must be quite lunatic.
"Yeah." Zhou Jiayu glanced at the paper, "Is something wrong?"
Lin Zhushui paused while holding the mahjong: "That thing is a bit fierce, the little paper ate it..."
Zhou Jiayu immediately showed a nervous expression.
Lin Zhushui said, "I might have diarrhea."
Zhou Jiayu: "Huh?"
Facts have proved that even if Lin Zhushui loses his body of extreme yang, he is still that powerful gentleman. Because he told Xiaozhi that he was going to have diarrhea, Xiaozhi's stomach really started to make trouble that night. Zhou Jiayu then remembered that Sheshan Xu Lao had indeed said that the paper man would have diarrhea, but before, Xiao Zhi was always skinny and had never had diarrhea.
So that night, Zhou Jiayu suddenly heard Xiao Zhi's humming sound. When he was woken up, he opened his eyes and saw Xiao Zhi lying in the middle of a pile of confetti, looking like he was about to breathe.
Zhou Jiayu was shocked: "Sir, sir."
Lin Zhushui was just behind Zhou Jiayu, put his arms around his waist, and when he heard Zhou Jiayu's cry, he slowly rubbed his chin on his shoulder, and said in a low voice, "Little paper?"
"Yes, yes, yes -" Zhou Jiayu was taken aback, "What's wrong with Xiao Zhi, why does it look like this."
"I have diarrhea." Lin Zhushui grabbed Zhou Jiayu's auricle and nibbled lightly, "It's alright, I have already fed him incense ash in the evening, and he will be fine in the morning."
Zhou Jiayu felt the tingling sound coming from his ears, but he reacted unpromisingly.
Lin Zhushui noticed the change in Zhou Jiayu's body, but laughed: "I want to do it or not."
The tips of Zhou Jiayu's ears were hot, but he still hummed honestly. After he finished, he felt very embarrassed: "But the little paper is still there..."
Lin Zhushui said, "It's okay, it doesn't understand anything." He put down the curtain between the beds and leaned over.
Zhou Jiayu still didn't feel good, but with Lin Zhushui's insistence, he still fell.
But after waking up at noon, the first thing Zhou Jiayu did was look for Xiao Zhi. When he limped into the living room and saw Xiao Zhi who was getting along with the weasel, he suspected that his eyesight had appeared. Question - how did the small paper get bigger.
"Eating dirty food is a good thing for them." Lin Zhushui also came over at some point, stood next to Zhou Jiayu, and explained softly, "Although I sometimes have diarrhea, this is a sign of overdoing it. Just one night."
"Why did Xiao Zhi get so big?" Zhou Jiayu looked at Xiao Zhi, "It's growing too fast..."
"It's normal, if you eat a few more, you might be as big as you." Lin Zhushui was not worried, "Under normal circumstances, it should grow to the size of a human."
Zhou Jiayu: "..." In addition to his happiness, he also has a regret that my family has a young child. The sweet and sour feeling seems to be seeing his son grow up, which is too subtle.
Xiao Zhi is growing up, but her daughter-in-law is still missing.
During that time, Zhou Jiayu began to run to the ancestral tree frequently. The small green bud on the ancestral tree grew greener and greener, and finally turned into a lovely little leaf. The leaf looked extraordinarily weak, and when a breeze blew, it would tremble twice, so Zhou Jiayu didn't dare to speak too loudly beside him, for fear that the wind leaking out when he was talking would knock the leaf down.
Sometimes, Zhou Jiayu would crouch and look at Zu Shu and think, will there be paper dolls here, what will they look like, will Xiaozhi have a wife, and will give birth to a group of paper dolls.
Thinking about it, Zhou Jiayu began to be silly, as if he was mentally retarded.
Everyone in the room looked like Zhou Jiayu that you were helpless. Lin Jue also joked about chasing water, saying, chasing water, look, Jiayu doesn't look like an old father who wants to hug his grandson.
Lin Zhushui glanced at her: "Then do you think I look like a brother who wants to hug his nephew?"
Lin Jue: "..." She had nothing to say.
I don't know if it was really influenced by Zhou Jiayu. One morning two months later, there was actually a change on the ancestral tree. At that time, Zhou Jiayu went to see the ancestral tree as usual, but as soon as he pushed the door in, he saw that the green leaf on the ancestral tree had turned into a thin paper figure. Only the size of a thumb.
Zhou Jiayu held his breath and observed it for a long time before confirming that it was not his illusion. He turned around and rushed into the living room, shouting that he was born.
"Who gave birth to what?" Everyone was dumbfounded.
Zhou Jiayu was so excited that he almost jumped up: "Ancestral tree is born - there is a new little paper figurine!"
Everyone was surprised and went to the backyard to watch the ancestral tree.
In the end, as Zhou Jiayu said, the ancestral tree was born, and the green leaves turned into a thin paper man.
"Wow..." Xiao Zhi also saw his own kind. He lived with Zhou Jiayu since he was a child, and he has hardly seen a paper figurine exactly like himself. When he saw this paper figurine at this time, the eyes of the simple strokes became Xingxing, "Brother is so small."
Zhou Jiayu was originally smiling, but when he heard Xiao Zhi's words, his smile froze for a moment: "Brother?"
Xiao Zhi looked at Zhou Jiayu inexplicably, not understanding what he meant.
"...Why is it a younger brother." Zhou Jiayu said, "Xiaozhi, how do you know this is a younger brother or a younger sister?"
Xiao Zhi said, "It has a little jiji."
When everyone heard the words, they fell into a mysterious silence.
Zhou Jiayu lowered his head pretending to be inadvertent, and then saw a small bulge on the lower body of the paper. Thinking about it now... He covered his face in pain.
"Xiao Zhi doesn't have a daughter-in-law anymore." Zhou Jiayu wept silently in his heart, "It has a younger brother..."
Xiaozhi didn't understand the reason for Zhou Jiayu's sadness at all, but he still seemed very happy, and touched Xiaozhi with his hand cautiously.
However, although he was hit because of Xiao Xiaozhi's gender, Zhou Jiayu quickly recovered, accepted this fact, and named Xiao Xiaozhi Xiaoshu.
A few days after the little paper appeared on the trunk, it fell to the ground. It was really too small, but it was only the size of a thumb. Even if Zhou Jiayu held it in his palm, he would be afraid of losing it.
So in order to prevent accidents, Shen Yiqiong sewed a small bag for it, which can be put in and zipped, and then hung around the neck.
Xiaozhi volunteered and said that he would wear his little brother himself.
Zhou Jiayu always felt that there was something wrong with this sentence...
As the most ingenious one in the family, Shen Yiqiong also prepared a few new clothes for Xiao Xiaozhi. Zhou Jiayu joked that you should just be Xiao Xiaozhi's father. in love.
Lin Jue smiled: "It's good not to fall in love... just to raise a son for the old age."
Shen Yiqiong: "????"
After Xiao Xiaozhi was born, the family became more lively. I don't know if it is a common habit of paper people. They all have a natural love for thick-touch hair.
Xiaozhi and the weasel had an emergency meeting, and I don't know how to actually persuade the weasel to make it donate its own comfortable fur to Xiaozhi as a tool for beginners to practice fur.
Zhou Jiayu couldn't help laughing and crying.
Although Sheshan is gone, and the Xu family is almost extinct, the branch of the ancestral tree is still there, and the paper people still have the roots.
Zhou Jiayu also sent a message to the remaining children of the Xu family, saying that when the paper figurines grow up, they can let the paper figurines travel with them. After all, these paper figurines belong to the source. Xu's.
After Xiao Xiaozhi was born, Lin Zhushui started his wedding with Zhou Jiayu. Of course, because they were about to get married, they didn't hide their relationship from others, so during that time, the entire Feng Shui world exploded. of.
As for how much it exploded, Zhou Jiayu didn't know when he stayed at home, but he could still see one or two from the forum.
The day Lin Zhushui posted the invitation, the forum server exploded for a whole day. The cause of the explosion was an excessive number of logins, which continued until the early hours of the morning.
At that time, Zhou Jiayu swiped the computer before going to bed. When he saw the page was swiped, he thought he had read it wrong.
All the pages of the forum, whether it is the gossip page or the technical office, the communication page or the message board, are all posts about Lin Zhushui. Most of the posts questioned the authenticity of Lin Zhushui's invitation, a small part was crying about his male god getting married, and some were discussing from a technical level whether teacher-student love could help strengthen Feng Shui ability.
Zhou Jiayu saw a familiar vest inside—the dead daughter.
With a bald head and a thick gold chain, Xu Rinliang is an extremely popular goddess in the forum. Almost every post he posts is highly upvoted, and every post is very popular.
At this time, he did not forget to join in, and posted a post saying that since he fell in love with Master, he felt that his waist and legs were no longer sore, and his life had become better. Even dirty things began to be afraid of him. .
After Zhou Jiayu read it, he felt that Xu Rinwang's failure to do MLM would be a loss to the MLM industry. If he wasn't the party involved, after reading the post, it is estimated that he really had to consider the feasibility of a master-disciple relationship.
Every few minutes below, someone actually replies, saying thank you to the landlord. After reading the landlord's post, I have already confessed to the master. I didn't expect that the master really agreed, and they are now happily together.
Zhou Jiayu: "..." Is there still such an operation
Then, a few minutes after this post was posted, someone pointed out that the person who posted the post once had a crush on Master in Shudong District. He had a crush on Master for several years, and he never dared to confess. Congratulations.
Of course, there are also those who failed to confess. Some people replied that they also went to confess, but not only did they fail, but they were beaten by the master and scolded him for having water in his head.
Zhou Jiayu really couldn't hold back, and laughed when he saw it.
Lin Zhushui asked him why he was laughing, and Zhou Jiayu talked about the forum.
Lin Zhushui said, "Forum? What forum?"
Only then did Zhou Jiayu remember that Lin Zhushui couldn't see before, and probably couldn't go to the forum, so he put the computer on his lap and pointed it to Lin Zhushui.
Lin Zhushui looked at it and showed a faint smile: "It's interesting."
Zhou Jiayu introduced other districts to Lin Zhushui, saying that this is for irrigation, this is for leaving a message, and this is for serializing a novel...
"Serialized novels, what novels?" Lin Zhushui suddenly pointed to a pink interface.
"Uh..." Zhou Jiayu was stunned for a moment, his expression a little embarrassed, "It's a serialized novel, and I haven't clicked on it very much." It's fake if he hasn't read it, he just clicked on it twice, each time it was a Unable to bear to look directly at him, he withdrew again, and he didn't know that there were so many strange novels in this area, but they were not harmonious...
"Click in and have a look." Lin Zhushui said the sentence Zhou Jiayu didn't want to hear.
Lin Zhushui had asked for this, so Zhou Jiayu had no choice but to move the mouse and click into this area. As expected, when he entered, he saw a row of hot-eyed titles.
"Lin Zhushui: The things that my apprentice and I had to say." "Domineering master, pretty apprentice." "In those years, those seniors and masters that I have entangled with."
Lin Zhushui looked at the forum and fell silent.
Zhou Jiayu laughed dryly.
Who called Lin Zhushui a feng shui fan? It seems normal to have fan fiction. Before Zhou Jiayu unfortunately met his own fan, it was a story about him and a few senior brothers. Now When I think about it, I can't bear to look at it.
In the end, Lin Zhushui didn't say anything and went to sleep with Zhou Jiayu in his arms.
As a result, when Zhou Jiayu went to the forum the next day, he found that the novel area was actually blocked. It was said that someone complained that it did not comply with the relevant laws and regulations of the government, and it was rectified indefinitely.
The writers of novels on the online site were mourning, but Zhou Jiayu wanted to laugh.
The turmoil of the master-apprentice love lasted for a long time, and it was long enough that Xu Rinliang's vest suicide had not subsided, but because of Lin Zhushui and Zhou Jiayu being together, the master-apprentice love became a strength in the feng shui world. strong performance.
Zhou Jiayu felt that blind worship was unacceptable, after all, he couldn't imagine the situation in which Xu Ruizang and his master fell in love.
During the preparations for Lin Zhushui and Zhou Jiayu's wedding, there were also some resistances, some of which came from the Lin family. In fact, Patriarch Lin Po didn't dare to say anything, on the contrary, some older generation tried to use morality to teach Lin Zhushui a lesson.
Of course, none of these people did well. Lin Zhushui has never been a person to give people face. Although his temper improved a lot after being with Zhou Jiayu, he was not good enough to allow people to put their beaks at will.
So he directly asked the security guard to put out the few people who came to the door for nothing, and one of them was Limper's father, but Limper was as quiet as a chicken throughout the whole process, and he didn't dare to refute a word.
After seeing his father being put out, he quietly took out the wedding gift for Lin Zhushui and sincerely congratulated him.
"Uncle, it's great that you can find someone you like." Limper said, "Congratulations."
"Well." Lin Zhushui accepted Lin Po's blessing, "When are you going to get married?"
Lin Po said, "I'm not in a hurry, I haven't found a boyfriend yet..." As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Lin Jue walking out with a tall man. Although Lin Po was not as powerful as Lin Zhushui, he could see at a glance that the man was imposing, and looking at Lin Jue's gentle eyes, he really couldn't fake it.
Limper: "This..."
Lin Zhushui glanced at them, and withdrew his gaze lightly: "Come on, don't be left behind by your aunt."
Lin Po could only smile bitterly, he thought he could at least find someone before Lin Zhushui and Lin Jue. Now that Lin Zhushui is out of the single, Lin Jue doesn't seem to be far away, and in the end, it seems that the last person who is single is herself...
The Lin family is really playing cards out of common sense.