(It's purely fictitious, don't care about rationality.)
In the bar.
"Let me tell you, my elder sister Chaotian pepper! Super hot! The beer takes a bath and eats tender grass! With a light kiss, your lips are as hot as a fire! Tsk tusk tusk!" said a young man with a straw hat arrive.
"Hey, donor (fertilizer), you play so exciting every day. If you eat too much, won't your butt hurt?" A middle-aged man with a face full of vicissitudes of life with tactical gloves.
"What do you know about the gunman? What is a pain in the ass? It's not enough. Besides, what is there to say about Lolicon who is holding Bobosha every day? It's really not a human being!"
"What's wrong with Bobosha? Bobosha is a treasure given to me by God. Isn't it that I often accidentally hurt the server? It's not a big deal, Comrade Vodka! Tons and tons! Comrade Bobosha! Suddenly! Go home blindfolded! The quilt pops!" The gunman took a deep breath of cigarettes, and the ashes fell down and flew around, exhaling a long puff of white smoke, comforting.
There are many of the same people, tankers, commanders of various planes, shit shovelers who slap cats, sentient beings, and faces of sentient beings.
Suddenly the TV screen on the wall of the bar lit up.
"We will broadcast a piece of news below. The evil in the depths of the ocean is attacking again!"
Everyone was shocked, thinking Chen Za in their hearts, wondering who it would be this time? Model worker? Sao want to do it? Or Qijian Xiatianshan, a bit of fried cold rice.
"This battle is the Normandy landing station! It will be an arduous battle. At the same time, the upper limit of the ship's maiden is raised to level 110, the academy is opened, the transformation of the ship's maiden and the new maiden are opened..."
The news was still on the air, but the people in the bar were a little restless.
"Um~ I remember now, I should go back to spray pesticides on my wives, I will leave first." The donor stood up blankly and walked out slowly.
The gunman thought about what to say when he went back. He was a little lost and took two steps slowly.
Go to the front desk.
"Hello, Mr. Gunner, here is your bill, totaling 168,000." The waiter said politely.
"Why so many?"
"Your friend's bill was also placed on your account before, and he took a bottle of wine with him before he left."
"This bastard!" The gunman gritted his teeth and handed over a card, thinking that he must bring Bobosha to the farm next time.
"Sorry, Mr. Gunner, your card balance is insufficient."
The gunman's face was gray, as if he had foreseen the tragedy of grabbing Comrade Bobosha, who was drunk, and dragging himself covered with bullet holes into a bloody tragedy.
The donor who returned home took off his straw hat and dragged out a box from the bottom of the bed. There was some dust on the box and opened it. Inside was a white military uniform. He was wearing a hat on his body.
"Are you leaving again?" The chili lady in red was sitting on the sofa, her long, white cheongsam showing off her long white legs.
"The battle waiting for me is inevitable."
"Get out of here! Guess!"
The admiral who had stepped across thousands of mountains and rivers appeared in a guard mansion, lying on the ground, with his upper body leaning on the door, a little miserable.
"Wife, you open the door! It's me, it's the admiral, I know I'm sorry you! As long as you open the door, you can hit me or scold me!"
Suddenly the door opened a gap, and the man seemed to see a glimmer of hope, but...
"Admiral, what is said is true? Whatever you can beat or scold?" Ying Rui, with empty eyes, appeared from behind the door.
"Ying... Ying Rui, you... why are you here?" The man's voice trembled a little.
"Me? Of course I am waiting for the troubled admiral to come back~ I won't let the admiral run away again this time." Ying Ruiyin said sadly.
"Ying Rui! We have something to say! That~ put down the knife first, put it down first! Pick any oil bomb, steel and aluminum, flagship! Wedding ships are not a problem!" Panic like an old dog.
"What I want... is the admiral!" The struggling admiral entered the room, and the door was closed tightly.
Outside, "Is this all right?"
"Don't worry, you won't die!"
"I always feel more worried!"
"It is planned to scare the admiral and save him from running around. By the way, I will prepare a pair of clean pants for the admiral."
(Except for r, I haven't played other girl games, the above is purely yy after checking the information.)
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Baidu's guard house. (Ten years later.)
In the meeting room.
"Landing in Normandy? Let's say we have the greatest strength. I will do the flagship evasion +10, the firepower in the artillery battle phase +10, the hit +10, who has my conscience, what is the vertical single vertical, the trapezoid is awkward! Take North Carolina, Colorado, Lexington, Saratoga, companies, and the deep sea." The President rubbed his axe with a white cloth.
"I want to go too!" The wheat-skinned ship lady patted the table and said.
"What are you going to do? Are you going to be short or fat them?" Peanut glanced at South Dakota.
"I'm fighting with you today!"
The whiteness is a bit big. Looking out the window, the shaking trees helplessly said: "Little Peanut is cutting the cherry tree again.
"Hey, how many times have I told her that there were no cherry trees in my previous yard!" Peanut drew out and walked out. Nan Pang fell to the ground, a while...
"Actually, I think that Dafeng and I led the team and the flight formations of the flight mothers and sisters are also very good." Akagi drank a sip of tea and looked at the Golden Harem King Enterprise with JAL. Many harem's gazes and expectations, hey can't hide.
"Ahem! I think Miss Akagi's proposal is very good, and we will do our best to help." The company quickly looked at the Lexington sisters with imploring eyes.
The wife and sister-in-law smiled and nodded.
"Now is the age of speed, there are some problems, you are afraid that you can't handle it, the British blow four boats plus two big7s, we have the confidence to crush anyone in terms of firepower." Hood brought the cup of black tea to his lips.
"Oh, isn't it? Aren't you afraid that your cat will be beaten and run out?" Bismarck said disdainfully, and touched his sister next to him.
"Hey~Is the meeting finished? Admiral, let's go back to sleep~" The sleepy Bei Zhai stood up.
All of a sudden, my eyes focused on Baidu, in broad daylight... Hey~
Peanut grabbed the naughty little peanut and stuffed Baidu's arms.
Little peanuts face whiteness "Dad, mother really never cut down a cherry tree?"
"No, this tree was born in the year you were born. It has a meaning. My little peanuts should go to the woods behind." Baidu kissed little peanuts on the cheek.
"That's still not going. It's not fun, and the aunts are arguing about the battle again?"
"It's all a bunch of idiots."
"Stupid? Hee hee, so is mom?"
"Yes, but don't tell your mother." Baidu touched her daughter's hair.
"Okay, I won't tell mom." Peanut climbed up the table with both hands.
"Listen to me, my aunts!" The childish voice yelled a little harshly.
"What's the matter?" The wife said, holding Xiao Peanut's hand.
"Ao, aunts, dad said, you guys are all idiots!"
Bear daughter...
Thanks for the 100-point reward for taking pictures.