My Funny Consort

Chapter 1448: Beaten to the point of being unable to get up

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When they heard that it was the old man who was sick, Fang's father and mother seemed to understand.

So after Fang Xiaoxi rested at home for a day, she set out on the journey back home with Old Man Fang.

This time, Fang Xiaoxi brought back a lot of hot sauce, enough for her to eat for a long time.

He even went to the back mountain to bring the white tiger with him.

You can’t take a white tiger to other places, but deep in the mountains, that’s the white tiger’s world.

As for taking the white tiger along, Old Man Fang was very happy and did not raise any objections.

The white tiger acted as a means of transportation, carrying Fang Xiaoxi's hot sauce and shuttling through the deep forest.

They quickly returned to the village at the foot of the mountain and settled the white tiger down.

Fang Xiaoxi then went to the kitchen with a smile and cleaned up the things. From now on, this kitchen belonged to her.

As for when to leave, Fang Xiaoxi did not say.

Anyway, she has no plans to leave for now, so this quiet place is pretty good.

I had a good sleep on my first night here.

The next day, they got up refreshed and made breakfast. Naturally, Mr. and Mrs. Fang praised the breakfast highly.

After breakfast, Fang Xiaoxi cleaned up everything and looked at the old man in front of her.

"Old man, you should teach me martial arts."

Sure enough, there is a purpose for making breakfast so early and diligently.

"You have ulterior motives. But I like you, old man."

Fang Xiaoxi looked at the old man and felt a chill on her back: "What's that look?"

"I will follow you. I will only learn martial arts from you."

Grandma Fang laughed instantly and looked at Fang Xiaoxi: "Well, do you know where the old man got his martial arts skills?"

Fang Xiaoxi shook her head. To be honest, she didn’t know.

But this did not affect her curiosity and desire to learn. After all, if a bump appeared, she could press it down.

It's really amazing.

Looking at Fang Xiaoxi's curious eyes, Grandma Fang really couldn't help but laugh.

"It's very simple. I got what I deserve by getting beaten."

Being beaten? Can you master the ultimate martial arts? Is there such a good thing

"Who is so powerful? Who can beat him?"

Old Man Fang sighed: "You have seen it on the first day. Who can beat me?"

"I've been beaten all my life, I'm used to it. If you want to learn, you have to learn to be beaten first."

Fang Xiaoxi looked at Old Man Fang in disbelief: "I suspect you are looking for an excuse to beat me up."

Old Man Fang rolled his eyes and said, "That's really not true. Your grandmother Fang can testify for me."

"Come, let me teach you how to escape first."

If you get beaten, the first thing you need to do is to learn to run away, and then Old Man Fang took Fang Xiaoxi out.

He quickly gave the formula to Fang Xiaoxi: "Write it down. I'll go find some kids from the village to help."

What can the kids in the village do to help? Fang Xiaoxi was still confused, but she quickly started to practice.

The escape mantra is more like the steps of Qinggong.

She knew this, she had learned it before, so Fang Xiaoxi didn't care about it.

Just when they were practicing smoothly, they saw Old Man Fang carrying two little kids about seven or eight years old over.

"This is Xiaowu and Xiaoqi. You two, from today on, will beat her up."

"Go chase her and beat her until she's black and blue."

Xiaowu and Xiaoqi were dumbfounded. They looked at Fang Xiaoxi and then at Old Man Fang.

"Grandpa Fang, you're going too far."

"My sister is so beautiful, how can you hit her?"

Fang Xiaoxi felt amused. Are all the kids here so good at talking

Old Man Fang snorted, "What's the point of having good looks? You need to have the ability to be immortal."

"She is here to learn Kung Fu. How can she train without getting beaten? I asked you to beat her, but you are not allowed to hurt your hands."

After all, I have to keep my hands free to cook dinner!

In other words, you can hit any part of your body as long as your hands aren't hurt.

Xiaowu and Xiaoqi looked at each other and said, "Grandpa Fang is right. Such a pretty sister."

"It would be a shame if I died a violent death. So I must learn martial arts well to protect myself."

"Sister, don't blame us. We are doing this for your own good."

The corner of Fang Xiaoxi's mouth twitched. These two younger brothers were really rude.

"It doesn't matter. It's just a beating! I can handle it."

She has learned how to dodge, they are just two kids.

Is it really possible that she can't be beaten

Soon Xiaowu and Xiaoqi rushed towards her.

Fang Xiaoxi naturally started to dodge, and then she realized that these two kids were really powerful.

Just like that, she was unable to dodge and was hit hard on the back.

The force used was quite strong, Fang Xiaoxi could feel it and it was definitely swollen.

This is too cruel.

Before he could even breathe a sigh of relief, he was hit again. These Xiaowu and Xiaoqi were really merciless.

The action happened so quickly that Fang Xiaoxi was overwhelmed.

In just half an hour, he gained a lot of weight. It was really a case of him being beaten black and blue.

Fang Xiaoxi lay on the ground, breathing weakly.

Old Man Fang laughed with a gloating look on his face: "So what? Do you regret it?"

"You are really useless. You were beaten by two kids and couldn't even get up."

Fang Xiaoxi didn't even have the energy to retort.

It was so embarrassing to lie on the ground motionless.

Who could have thought that she would be beaten to the point where she couldn't get up from the ground by two children

Just lie on the ground and act like an ostrich.

Old Man Fang laughed enough, and then he got down to business: "Okay, get up quickly."

"I'll take you to see Doctor Xin in the village to get some medicine."

Doctor Xin? Who is this

Fang Xiaoxi weakly got up from the ground and followed Old Man Fang towards a house.

Looking at the simple house in front of me, there are only three rooms.

There is a big yard with many flowers planted in it, all under the fence.

It is in bloom and very beautiful.

There are also many winnowing baskets in the yard, with medicinal herbs drying in them.

Fang Xiaoxi recognized it. There were three rooms: a pharmacy, a bedroom, and a kitchen.

Then there is a toilet not far away.

This is the yard that Fang Xiaoxi has always wanted to live in.

"Doctor Xin, are you there?"

A young man came out of the pharmacy. He looked to be about twenty years old.

He is very handsome. Is this Doctor Xin

Fang Xiaoxi was a little surprised. This village was full of mystery.

"It's Grandpa Fang. Are you here to get medicine?"

As he spoke, he saw Fang Xiaoxi behind Old Man Fang. He raised his eyebrows and took a look at Fang Xiaoxi's miserable condition.

I couldn't help but curl up the corners of my lips, but it took me a lot of effort to suppress the smile.

Of course Fang Xiaoxi knew how embarrassed she was and couldn't help but roll her eyes.

"Laugh if you want to. Don't hold it in. I can't afford to pay you if you hold it in."

Doctor Xin then laughed: "Sorry, I don't really want to laugh, but I can't help it."

"I'm afraid the girl has never looked in the mirror?"

As he spoke, Doctor Xin handed his mirror to Fang Xiaoxi.

Fang Xiaoxi frowned and looked at the person in the mirror. Her whole face was as swollen as a steamed bun.

"Ah, Old Man Fang, I'm going to kill you."

"You didn't tell me that getting beaten would disfigure me."

Fang Xiaoxi rushed towards Old Man Fang angrily, but was dodged by him.

"I'm telling you, it's just a beating, it won't disfigure you."

"I brought you here to see Doctor Xin! With Doctor Xin's medicine, you won't be disfigured even if you want to."

"And don't fight me. I'll teach you martial arts, and you're an old man."

"How come you don't know how to respect the elderly and love the young!"

Fang Xiaoxi snorted fiercely: "You are old ass, I am still young!"

"You don't even love the young, and you still want me to respect the elderly. I'm going to fight you."

Old Man Fang dodged again and said smugly: "It's you."

"If you want to hit me, wait ten years. Who do you think I am, an old man? You can hit me whenever you want."

"I only beat it for my wife. Xin Chen, I leave this girl to you. I'm leaving first."

"Remember to come back and cook."

Xin Chen stopped Fang Xiaoxi, and Fang Xiaoxi was furious.

"Cooking is wishful thinking. You won't starve to death! You beat me up like this and you still want to eat! This is outrageous."

"Let me go. I have to fight him today."

It was the first time that Xin Chen met such a lively woman.

Although I don’t know what Fang Xiaoxi looks like, she must be good since she was chosen by Grandpa Fang.

Everyone in the village knows that Grandpa Fang is obsessed with looks and likes good-looking people.

"Girl, calm down. What's your name?"

Fang Xiaoxi looked at Old Man Fang who had already fled away and spoke angrily.

"Hello, Doctor Xin. My name is Fang Xiaoxi. Can I really recover?"

What a joke, she is a beauty, of course she cares about her appearance.

Xin Chen still smiled and said, "Yes, it will definitely recover, don't worry."

"You are now swollen all over. Do you want to learn martial arts from Grandpa Fang?"

Grandpa Fang has special kung fu, which enables him to mobilize the flesh all over his body, making it bulge out or retract.

It's quite interesting. I think he was also interested when he first came.

But after learning that he was going to be beaten, Xin Chen simply gave up.

I only learned some light skills, which is enough to help me escape.

Fang Xiaoxi's mouth twitched: "I was deceived by him."

"I didn't know at first that I would be beaten so badly."

"I think he was just taking revenge on me on purpose. I was just laughing at him. It's so irritating."

Xin Chen quickly prepared the medicine and looked at Fang Xiaoxi.

"This is for taking back for a medicinal bath, and this is for applying on the body after the bath."

"This portion of medicinal herbs is for today. If you want to continue learning tomorrow."

"You can come over and get it."

Fang Xiaoxi took the herbs in her hand and asked, "How much silver?"

Xin Chen was stunned: "You are from outside, right? We don't accept money in our village."

"Trade, but I see you don't have anything. When you're done, just come and clean up for me."