My Funny Consort

Chapter 165: I underestimated you

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Hong Ling looked at Qian Jiujiu with some surprise: "Princess, do I have to dress up too?"

To be honest, Hongling felt really wronged to call such a fat man "princess", but the person in front of her was really the princess.

Seeing the fat man nod, Hongling closed her eyes resignedly: "Okay, you go ahead."

Qian Jiujiu looked at Hong Ling in confusion. What was she doing? Qian Jiujiu's hands began to draw on Hong Ling's face, and soon a beautiful face appeared.

Then, a big birthmark appeared on Hongling's pretty face. It was a black spot, so disgusting that it made people want to vomit. Qingyue covered her stomach, which was a little nauseous.

Her princess's painting style was really unique. She looked at Hong Ling with some sympathy, waiting for the fat man to call it a day: "Okay, let's call it a day. See if you are satisfied."

The left face that Hongling saw at first glance was so beautiful. She touched her cheek and said, "Oh, Princess, I can be so beautiful. You have such a skillful hand, and your disguise technique is amazing."

As he said that, he turned his head and looked at the right side of his cheek. He almost vomited. What was that black lump? There were a lot of small holes on it, and there were some white stuff on it.

At first glance, I thought it was a rotten face with maggots. It was true. Hongling was immediately at a loss whether to laugh or cry: "Princess, you are in heaven and hell at the same time."

Qian Jiujiu was stunned for a moment: "I underestimated you. You actually know the name of this makeup. Not bad. Remember to face me with your left cheek from now on, okay?"

"Also, can you act like a spoiled child? Outside, you are my legitimate wife, Fatty. If you want to be coquettish, come on, act like a spoiled child for me and call me Master."

Hong Ling cleared her throat and called out to Qian Jiujiu: "Master..."

The voice was so sweet and lingering that Qingyue at the side couldn't help but shiver. She felt that she was indeed much inferior to Hongling and others around the princess.

Fatty Jiujiu nodded with satisfaction: "Not bad, not bad, that's it, keep talking like this when you go out in the future, and here's Xiaoman! Xiaoman doesn't need to dress up."

"But from now on, Xiaoman is my daughter, understand? I'm the father and you're the mother. Okay, we can set off."

Although she said so, Qian Jiujiu was sure that her enemies all knew of Xiaoman's existence, so she still gave Xiaoman a face that made him look much more ordinary.

They have a pair of big round eyes that look particularly smart. It has to be said that such a family of three will attract attention wherever they go.

The four of them left the door, and Concubine Qing subconsciously walked towards Qingyue, who was dressed as Princess Xiao, and said, "Jiuer."

There is another reason why Qian Jiujiu chose Qingyue to impersonate her, and that is Qingyue is a ventriloquist and can use Qian Jiujiu's appearance to imitate Qian Jiujiu's voice.

Qingyue bowed to Concubine Qing and said, "Greetings, mother."

Imperial Concubine Qing didn't see any flaws at all. Seeing the bewildered look on Imperial Concubine Qing's face, Qian Jiujiu's mouth twitched and she shouted, "Mother."

When Concubine Qing heard the fat man's voice, she turned around and asked: "This voice is so similar to Jiuer's?"

Qian Jiujiu laughed and said, "I am Qian Jiujiu. This is my daughter-in-law's disguise. Do you think it's clever?"

As he spoke, Qian Jiujiu walked in front of Concubine Qing and the Emperor, looking at the two men in amazement. His daughter-in-law had turned into a fat person, and a man at that.

But then he felt relieved and looked at Qian Jiujiu: "Then you guys should set off quickly."

Things were almost done. Qian Jiujiu looked at Concubine Qing and said, "This is my maid Qingyue. In three days, I will trouble you, mother, to take her to the Liu Mansion. You have to be careful."

Imperial Concubine Qing nodded and agreed immediately: "Don't worry about the things in the mansion, mother is here to take care of everything! You just need to be careful on the road."

Although Concubine Qing reluctantly agreed to let Qian Jiujiu go to the battlefield, she never let it go. Qian Jiujiu took Hongling and Xiaoman and left directly through the secret passage.

Once they came out of the secret passage, they were directly outside the city. When leaving the city, Qian Jiujiu had already asked the butler to find a few secret guards to act as thugs.

With a carriage following behind, Qian Jiujiu quickly met up with the six secret guards. When the six secret guards were found by the butler, they were still a little confused.

Because the housekeeper told them that this mission was ordered by the princess, who asked them to safely protect the fat man, the ugly woman, and the little girl to the border.

The six people were very curious about the identity of the fat man. Qian Jiujiu touched the fake Adam's apple he made, coughed twice, and came to the secret guards.

"Do you guys have names?"

One of them should be the leader of these secret guards, and he was the one who knew that the fat man was the princess. He spoke directly: "My subordinate is Secret Seventy."

Qian Jiujiu frowned and said, "This name will let people know your identities at a glance. Forget it, I will give you names, Jinbao, Yinbao, Tongbao, Jinqian, Yinqian, and Tongqian, respectively."

The six secret guards' mouths twitched, but when they came out, the butler had already strictly forbade them to respect the fat man in front of them if the fat man was hurt in the slightest.

Their lives could also be lost, which makes them feel aggrieved, but they have to obey the orders given by their superiors, and they can only blame themselves for keeping their heads down.

"Thank you for the name, sir."

Qian Jiujiu nodded, "Yes, that's right," he said, "you can call me Master from now on, but your voice should be louder. You will be thugs in the future, understand?"

"If anyone causes trouble on the way to the border, I will beat them up severely."

The secret guards were dumbfounded. The butler meant that they should go to the border secretly, but this gentleman was planning to set off in a domineering manner

Thinking of this, everyone swallowed their saliva, watching the fat man get on the carriage, and looking at the ugly woman: "Madam, get on quickly."

The fat man's wife put the cute little girl on the carriage first, so she had to get on it herself. The fat man pointed at Jinbao and Jinbao on the opposite side.

"Two golds, you two drive the carriage, two silvers and two bronzes, you ride on horses and follow, let's go."

The secret guards looked at each other, and could only blame the honest ones, especially Jin Bao, who occupied the important position of coachman and knew his master well in his heart.

It seems that the master's naming skills are really not that good. With a sigh, he drove the carriage resignedly and started heading towards the border.

Qian Jiujiu traveled all the way for two days and finally arrived at the next city. There were no pursuers behind them, so Hong Ling couldn't help but feel relieved.

"It seems that Kyoto hasn't received the news yet."

Qian Jiujiu shook her head: "I'm afraid that if we find out tomorrow, our life won't be so good. Jinbao, don't stay tonight, continue on your way."

Jin Bao looked at Qian Jiujiu with some concern: "But your body."

Qian Jiujiu was stunned for a moment: "Fatty is in good health, let's continue on our journey. The sooner we arrive, the sooner we can feel at ease."

So even though they passed through a city, the group of people did not stop. Instead, they just bought some things and dry food and continued on their way.

Along the way, when they were in the wild, Eryin went hunting and Xiaoman took care of the processing. The group of comforters only then realized that this lovely little girl was actually a master cook.

Three days passed in a blink of an eye, and Qian Jiujiu and his group had already changed several fast horses, galloping all the way towards the border. And in Kyoto.

It was time for Liu Xi's 16th birthday and coming-of-age ceremony. Concubine Qing got up early in the morning and looked at the person who looked like her daughter-in-law, but was not her daughter-in-law.

She couldn't describe the feeling in her heart. These past two days, she always felt that her daughter-in-law was by her side, but she was obviously not. She also didn't know how Jiuer and the others were doing.

Qingyue saw that Concubine Qing was staring at her in a daze again, and she knew that she was thinking about the master's affairs, so she sighed: "My lady, nothing will happen to the master."

Concubine Qing hummed, "Let's go. We should set off today. You have to behave better today and don't let anyone see it, otherwise your master will be in real danger."

Listening to Concubine Qing's words, Qingyue nodded, cheered herself up, and set off directly.

The maids following Qingyue this time were Hongchou and Qinglian. They all arrived at the gate of the general's mansion together, and they heard people singing a ceremony at the gate.

"Noble Consort Qing is here, Princess Xiao is here."

These two people are both big shots, but aren't they opponents of the General's Mansion? Why would they come to attend Miss Liu's coming-of-age ceremony

When Liu Qian heard that Qian Jiujiu and Concubine Qing were here, she was stunned for a moment and looked at the general's wife beside her: "Mom, it seems that Qian Jiujiu is also a heartless person."

The general's wife was stunned for a moment, and looked at Liu Qian: "Xiao Qian, please don't say such nonsense, okay?"

Liu Qian curled her lips. What he said was not wrong. Now that the news had come that Mu Yexiao was seriously injured and poisoned on the battlefield, she didn't believe that Qian Jiujiu had not received it.

She was not worried at all and even came to attend her coming-of-age ceremony. She felt disgusted that such a person attended her coming-of-age ceremony. No, I must go out and find trouble for her.

Thinking of this, Liu Qian actually wished that these rituals would be over quickly so that the banquet could begin. In fact, Qingyue and Concubine Qing were not interested in these things at all.

So they had no idea what was being said below, and Liu Qian looked in the direction of Qian Jiujiu, and found that Qian Jiujiu was not paying any attention to her at all.

She frowned. She had just received news these days that the woman Mu Yesheng wanted was not Qian Yuge, nor Zheng Fu, but the pregnant Qian Jiujiu.

So Liu Xi was now displeased with Qian Jiujiu. She simply dropped the ceremony that was taking place and stood in front of Qian Jiujiu.