My Funny Consort

Chapter 285: Swimming in the latrine

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Xiaoman was speechless as he listened to the words of Prince Mu Yexing. By saying this, you are not misunderstanding me. Do you, the prince, still care about others

Sure enough, Princess Qingling misunderstood and looked at Mu Yexing: "What do you mean, Your Highness? Doesn't Qingling need to find you first when she wants to find her cousin?"

Mu Yexing shook his head: "That's not true, it's just that the prince is very curious. The prince and Prince Xiao look the same. Why does the princess turn a blind eye to the prince, but she only thinks about King Xiao?"

Princess Qingling was immediately speechless. She couldn't tell, but it was because Mu Yexiao had half of the blood of their Qian Kingdom, so he could control Qinggu easily.

In fact, if possible, she would of course choose the more powerful Crown Prince, but her father said that Crown Prince Mu Yexing would lose power sooner or later, and Prince Xiao was still reliable.

She also knew how much people in the Qian Kingdom valued blood. Besides, she had a heated relationship with the Queen's son, the Crown Prince, and she didn't want to go to the palace to be one of them.

She didn't have the slightest idea that the original reason she fell in love with Mu Yexiao was because of Mu Yexiao's infatuation with Qian Jiujiu. Such a man was the choice she valued.

Who would choose a stud when there is a love-struck guy to choose from? After having this idea, Princess Qingling looked at Mu Yexing with contempt.

Although there was only a trace, Mu Yexing could still see it clearly, and she suddenly felt that her heart was blocked. Faced with his question, Princess Qingling did not speak, but looked at him contemptuously.

Xiaoman looked at Mu Yexing's expression and knew that Mu Yexing was in a bad mood at this time. He was in a good mood, but what she hated more than Mu Yexing was Princess Qingling in front of her.

Now, if the mistress comes to provoke him, the best way is to kill him directly, but that's not possible right now. I don't know what the mistress wants to do when he comes to the door.

Xiao Man coughed twice and looked at Mu Yexing. Just as he was about to remind him, he heard the eunuch's shrill voice: "The emperor is here, the queen is here..."

The ministers who had already come knelt down. Mu Yexing also watched the emperor and queen walk over and saluted. Qian Jiujiu and Mu Yexiao also exchanged salutes with the prince.

The ceremony took a while. After the ministers all stood up, they discovered that people from the Xiao family were following behind them. It seemed that the people from the Xiao family had really caught the emperor's eye.

Everyone was jealous in their hearts. The emperor took the queen and Concubine Qing to sit down. Everyone took their seats one after another. Qian Jiujiu also saw it, and Princess Qingling also came.

He glanced at Mu Yexiao, coughed, and took a sip of tea from the cup: "Mu Yexiao, your rotten peach blossom is here."

Mu Yexiao didn't react for a while, but he felt a gaze falling on him, with an affectionate look in his eyes.

This made Mu Yexiao almost vomit. This look was so disgusting that he wished he could gouge Qing Ling's eyes out. He dared to look at him like this.

Qian Jiujiu saw Mu Yexiao being disgusted, and resisted the urge to laugh in her heart, because Qian Jiujiu knew that if she laughed at this time, Mu Yexiao would definitely remember her.

Mu Yexiao would definitely be able to settle accounts after the fall. Thinking of this, Qian Jiujiu looked at Mu Yexiao angrily: "My lord, you see she is disgusting, looking at you like this."

When Mu Yexiao heard this, he thought Qian Jiujiu was jealous, but Qian Jiujiu was also jealous, even though he knew Mu Yexiao had no other thoughts about Princess Qingling.

But there is a woman next to her who is so peeping at her man, and if she doesn't do something, it is really looking down upon. Thinking of this, Qian Jiujiu hooked his hand.

Hongchi beside him lowered his body and said, "Princess, what are your orders?"

Qian Jiujiu curled his lips and said, "Go and lure Princess Qingling out. She will be an eyesore here."

In fact, Hongchi had been dissatisfied with Princess Qingling for a long time. Hearing that his master finally spoke, he was extremely happy: "I obey, my slave."

After saying that, Hongchi left. After a while, he saw Princess Qingling leaving her position and hurried out. Qian Jiujiu was a little curious.

What method did Hong Chip use? Soon Hong Chip came back and stood next to Qian Jiujiu. Qian Jiujiu glanced at Hong Chip curiously: "What method did you use to make Princess Qingling left?"

Hongchi's face turned red: "Does the princess really want to know?"

Qian Jiujiu raised his eyebrows: "Of course."

Hongchi bit her lip: "When I went out just now, I met the county master. The county master asked the slave to give the princess Qingling a pack of laxatives. I guess the princess is going to the toilet now."

Qian Jiujiu blinked and suddenly smiled: "This is a good idea. We should eat and drink, so let her stay in the hut."

Hongchi hummed, but actually she didn't know what happened next, because Xiaoman said that the rest would be left to her. So the red chip came back.

Mu Yexiao also glanced at Qian Jiujiu with satisfaction. At the place covered by the table, Mu Yexiao stretched out his hand, shook Qian Jiujiu's hand, and scratched Qian Jiujiu's palm.

Qian Jiujiu looked at Mu Yexiao, and the corners of Mu Yexiao's mouth raised: "Jiuer, I am very happy. Jiuer cares about me so much."

Qian Jiujiu coughed unnaturally: "Dinner, what do you want to eat, I'll get it for you."

Qian Jiujiu and Mu Yexiao and Zheng Zi'ao were eating happily and affectionately on one side, but Princess Qingling on the other side didn't feel very good.

She was looking at Mu Yexiao affectionately there, but after drinking a cup of tea, her stomach ached, and she subconsciously found the nearest hut and went in.

Who would have known that there was no paper in this latrine, and her stomach kept fussing and she couldn't get up at all. If she continued like this, today's banquet would be broken up.

When Mu Yexiao becomes poisonous, Qian Jiujiu will definitely hide Mu Yexiao tightly. By then, she may not be able to see Mu Yexiao at all.

Not to mention finding an opportunity to seduce Mu Yexiao. Thinking of this, Princess Qingling expressed her dissatisfaction. However, there was no paper in the pit and she couldn't get up at all. She could only blame Gan for being anxious.

When she was finally anxious, she heard footsteps coming from the toilet next door. Princess Qingling subconsciously breathed a sigh of relief: "Who is that person in the toilet next door?"

Xiaoman's footsteps paused, but there was a smile in his eyes. The person talking next door was Princess Qingling. She could tell that Xiaoman was in a very unhappy mood.

Because before the banquet started just now, Princess Qingling dared to look down on the Crown Prince of Dazhou and wanted to be her brother-in-law's mistress.

Of course, you need to be taught a lesson. Do you think that the worst thing is that there is no paper in the pit? That would be a big mistake. Thinking of this, the corners of Xiaoman's mouth became even bigger.

He took out two flints and a bunch of firecrackers, quickly lit the firecrackers, and then threw them directly into the pit where Princess Qingling was.

Then Xiao Man quickly found a place to hide, and heard a crackling sound coming from the toilet, attracting everyone nearby.

After a while, the toilet door opened, and Princess Qingling came out in a mess, covered in feces. No one recognized her at first.

Everyone laughed, and one of the brave slaves even spoke: "Are you the slave serving in the yard? You will be punished by the master for being so careful."

"Hurry up and find a place to wash up, otherwise, your master will meet you and you will die."

Xiao Man didn't come out from the dark. When he saw Princess Qingling who was covered in shit, he stretched his eyebrows and felt happy. As for what happened next, Xiao Man didn't care.

He turned around and left, quietly returning to the side of Prince Mu Yexing and standing next to him. Mu Yexing glanced at Xiao Man: "Where did Yong Xi go?"

Xiaoman raised his eyebrows, with a smile that couldn't be concealed in his eyes: "I originally wanted to go to the hut, but instead I watched a big show for free. Your Highness, you should eat less."

"After all, if you eat too much, you might vomit."

Mu Yexing frowned, wondering what this meant? Looking at Xiaoman: "Why are you vomiting?"

Xiao Man raised his eyebrows: "It makes me want to vomit."

Before Mu Yexing could turn around, he heard the noise outside. He couldn't help but frown. Even the emperor frowned: "Princess Xiao, go and see, why is it so noisy outside?"

Qian Jiujiu stood up and responded: "Yes."

After saying that, he turned around and wanted to go out, but before he could take a step forward, Princess Qingling had already barged in with a stench all over his body. Seeing this scene, the guards immediately drew their swords and pointed them at Princess Qingling.

Princess Qingling was extremely angry and looked at Qian Jiujiu: "Is this how Princess Xiao treats guests?"

Qian Jiujiu looked puzzled. Her confusion was true. Hongchi just said that she gave Princess Qingling some laxatives. Did she fall into the pit

Thinking of this, he looked at Princess Qingling with a hesitant voice: "Princess Qingling, what is your hobby? Do you like swimming in the pit?"

Hearing the word "hobby", Princess Qingling almost fainted from anger. She looked at Qian Jiujiu and was still speechless for a while.

The emperor and ministers of the Great Zhou Dynasty originally felt extremely disgusted, but after listening to Qian Jiujiu's words, they suddenly felt dumbfounded. Whose hobby is swimming in latrines

It's true that the loss of life is not worth the loss. After listening to Qian Jiujiu's words, Princess Qingling pointed at Qian Jiujiu. Her whole body was trembling and she saw that all the daddies on her body fell to the ground.

Qian Jiujiu couldn't help but look at Princess Qingling with disgust: "Princess, if you have anything to say, just say it. Do you want to borrow clothes? Look at you, coming to someone else's house for a banquet."

"Even if you have a special hobby, please restrain it and don't show it. Aren't you admitting that you are disgusting?"