My Funny Consort

Chapter 358: Learn how to cry like a wolf

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After doing all these things, Qian Jiujiu and Mu Yexiao originally wanted to wait for news here, but just staying in the mountains was a bit boring.

Qian Jiujiu glanced at Mu Yexiao: "Mu Yexiao, how about we go for a walk inside Qianguo's camp? If possible, we can leave an indelible impression on those two bullshit princes. The best.”

As soon as Mu Yexiao heard Qian Jiujiu's words, he knew what Qian Jiujiu wanted to do. Also, these two princes were not good people, and they actually asked the medicine man to poison their camp.

They will eventually go back for revenge. Besides, Qian Jiujiu has space, so this is definitely a cheating weapon. He glanced at Qian Jiujiu and said, "Okay, then we can set off in the evening?"

Qian Jiujiu nodded and looked at Qingye and the others: "I see that you haven't had a good rest for a long time. I will send you to a safe place in a moment."

"Have a good rest inside. As for when I need your help, I will call you."

Seeing that the sky was getting dark, Qian Jiujiu waved his hand, and a group of people disappeared directly into the forest and appeared in Qian Jiujiu's space.

As soon as Qingye and others came in, they immediately felt that the air inside was so fresh. Then Qian Jiujiu pointed at the bamboo houses: "You each choose a bamboo house and take a rest."

Qian Jiujiu said and looked at Mu Yexiao: "Let's go and knock out the two guards first, and pretend to be guards and sneak in first."

Although Qian Jiujiu has space, Qian Jiujiu will still be mentally exhausted if he directly controls the space from a long distance, so the best way is.

There was no need to use this method. Mu Yexiao also thought that this idea could be used, so the two of them quietly wandered around the mountain, looking for the Qianguo soldiers who were patrolling.

Needless to say, Huang Tian really paid off his hard work. Soon a group of people came over. There were only about ten people in this group. It was obviously impossible to put them all there.

Mu Yexiao and Qian Jiujiu were the ones who had been following the patrol team. Qian Jiujiu glanced at Mu Yexiao and said, "How long are we going to follow? How about this?"

"I'll get some powder for diarrhea, and then use Qinggong to blow it into the noses of the two people behind me. When they go to have diarrhea, I'll pretend to be them and sneak in?"

Mu Yexiao nodded: "This is a good idea, let's get started."

After saying that, he saw Qian Jiujiu, quickly took out a pill, and then took some powder: "Come on, blow it over quickly, just blow it into their noses."

Unexpectedly, God was helping them. At this time, a gust of wind blew, and soon two soldiers were attacked. After walking far, they saw two soldiers holding their stomachs.

"Ouch, my stomach hurts so much. I have three urgent needs. I'll go take care of them."

After saying that, the soldier found a bush and ran in. The second soldier did the same and ran into a bush. Soon, a very unpleasant smell came from the grass.

Qian Jiujiu held his nose and said, "Mu Yexiao, I was wrong. This method will hurt the enemy by a thousand, but you will lose eight hundred by yourself. I'm going to vomit."

Mu Yexiao looked at Qian Jiujiu helplessly: "Then I'll knock them all out."

Qian Jiujiu raised his eyebrows: "But the armor they are wearing is also dirty. I still don't want to wear it anymore. What should I do?"

Mu Yexiao thought about it for a while: "How about I go in alone and steal a piece of armor first? Are you coming out?"

To be honest, Mu Yexiao also felt that it was not good for his woman to wear armor worn by a soldier. Qian Jiujiu thought about it and agreed with the idea.

Then Qian Jiujiu entered the space, and Mu Yexiao knocked out one of the soldiers, took off the soldier's armor and put it on himself, still feeling lucky in his heart.

I moved quickly enough and knocked the soldier unconscious before he took off his pants. Otherwise, who knows if the armor would have a smell.

After reluctantly putting on the armor, Mu Yexiao looked at the piece in front of him, which could just cover a person's mouth and nose. Mu Yexiao felt a little disgusted.

He was still wearing clothes under the armor. It was okay to wear the armor reluctantly, but Mu Yexiao couldn't accept it. He suddenly felt that this was not a good idea.

Qian Jiujiu inside the space saw that Mu Yexiao hadn't moved for a long time, and couldn't help but curiously ran out of the space: "Mu Yexiao, why are you in a daze?"

"Put on a hat so you can cover your face."

Having said this, looking at the hat in Mu Yexiao's hand, Qian Jiujiu seemed to remember something. Mu Yexiao had been very kind to her these days and even ate her leftovers.

This almost made her forget that Mu Yexiao was still the prince with mysophobia. She blinked twice and said, "How about forget it, let's just sneak in."

Mu Yexiao looked at the soldier who had been knocked unconscious and frowned: "There is no way out now. If we leave now, we might be exposed."

At this time, the first soldier who went to pull daddy shouted: "Are you okay? If so, wait for me. Don't tell me, it's a bit scary in the mountains at night." "

Mu Yexiao and Qian Jiujiu looked at each other and suddenly thought it would be fun not to go to the camp. Qian Jiujiu's eyes lit up instantly.

"I thought of a more fun thing to do, throw away this dirty armor."

Mu Yexiao obediently threw away the armor that he had finally laid down, and saw Qian Jiujiu taking out a large pen, and then drew a big tortoise on the soldier's face.

The name of a prince was also written in the middle of the bastard, which was the eldest prince He Lu Lu Cheng. Qian Jiu Jiu wrote that He Lu Lu Cheng was a bastard.

After finishing writing, Qian Jiujiu looked at Mu Yexiao with a smile: "My ink is specially made. It can't be washed off people's faces for half a month."

"Let's go, there's another one, what do you think we should do?"

Mu Yexiao's face suddenly darkened. There was another person squatting in a pit to pull daddy. Who knew that Qian Jiujiu could see above when he passed by, so Mu Yexiao immediately grabbed Qian Jiujiu.

"Don't go there, just make some noise to scare him away."

Although Qian Jiujiu didn't understand why Mu Yexiao said that, he thought about it. The smell over there was so bad that no one thought about it. He looked at Mu Yexiao and said, "Okay then."

"Then what kind of noise do you think you can make? How about howling like a wolf?"

The corner of Mu Yexiao's mouth twitched: "Can you do it?"

Qian Jiujiu said with a matter-of-fact expression: "I can't do it, but you can. Is your lord okay? Come on, please?"

Mu Yexiao looked at Qian Jiujiu helplessly: "I have convinced you too."

Even though he said that, Mu Yexiao still looked at Qian Jiujiu lovingly, and then let out a wolf howl at the sky: "Ouch~"

After several wolf howls, the soldier over there was probably frightened, and there was no sound for a while. After a while, the soldier had the courage to shout.

"Are you still there? Say something?"

"Ouch~"

Mu Yexiao's wolf cry was what answered the soldier. When the soldier heard this, he was frightened and thought that the soldier had been eaten.

He didn't even bother to pick up his pants, he just got up and rushed towards the large army while picking up his pants. It was such an embarrassing situation. Qian Jiujiu had been watching the soldier's reaction curiously.

Although it was moonlight, Qian Jiujiu could still see clearly the two white lumps, and couldn't help but laugh out loud, while Mu Yexiao's face turned even darker.

She didn't want Qian Jiujiu to go by, but she was worried that Qian Jiujiu would see something that he shouldn't have seen, but she still saw it and actually laughed. Mu Yexiao was very dissatisfied.

Looking at Qian Jiujiu: "Is it funny?"

Qian Jiujiu sensed Mu Yexiao's displeasure immediately and touched her nose: "No, I just suddenly thought of something interesting. Do you want to listen?"

Mu Yexiao looked at Qian Jiujiu with squinting eyes: "You tell me."

Qian Jiujiu coughed and then began to speak: "I was just thinking that if people knew, the famous Xiao Wang Mu Yexiao would actually pretend to be a wild wolf in the forest to scare other people's soldiers."

"Your image must have been ruined, right?"

Mu Yexiao immediately glanced at Qian Jiujiu angrily: "Jiu'er, are you trying to trick me?"

Speaking of which, many of Mu Yexiao's embarrassing things were all because of Qian Jiujiu, but Mu Yexiao still felt that it was not a loss if he used some embarrassing things to make a beauty smile.

Especially this beauty is Qian Jiujiu. When Qian Jiujiu heard Mu Yexiao's words, he immediately remembered that it seemed that the idea was really hers.

He immediately raised his hand and said, "I swear, I will never tell anyone about what happened tonight, so Prince Xiao, don't worry, no one will know about this about you."

"What's more, it's not over yet! Come on, let's catch up and see. Maybe there's something fun to do!"

Mu Yexiao had no choice but to see Qian Jiujiu walking forward, so he could only follow behind. The only difference was that they were using Qinggong on the tree.

This way, the people in front of him wouldn't let him know, and the extremely embarrassed soldier quickly caught up with the eight people in front of him with a stinking smell all over his body.

"Wait for me, there is a wolf. Did you hear the wolf howling just now?"

The eight soldiers looked at me, and I looked at you, and then they all looked at the smelly soldier with disgust on their faces: "What on earth is wrong with you?"

"Where did the wolf come from? And wasn't there another person who went with you just now?"

The soldier said submissively: "I called him for a long time, but he didn't speak. He must have been eaten by a wolf. Otherwise, why didn't he answer me?"

The captain of the ten-man team looked at the soldier: "Are you sure there are wolves? Take me to see them."

Their mission was to patrol, and it was impossible for wolves to appear on this mountain in such a fringe area.