My Funny Consort

Chapter 422: The spanking joke

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Seeing Xiaoman's tangled face, Gu Xiangning was somewhat amused and at the same time became interested. He coughed twice and asked, "What do you want from me?"

"It's not good for a man and a woman to be alone in the middle of the night."

Xiaoman rolled her eyes at Gu Xiangning with a righteous look: "What's wrong? I don't care what you care about."

Gu Xiangning sighed: "Well, let's not talk about this. Tell me, what on earth do you want to do by sneaking into my room so late at night?"

"Are you peeking at me while I'm bathing, or are you peeking at me while I'm bathing in the bright light?"

"Ah! Who peeped at you taking a bath?"

Without thinking, Xiaoman refuted directly, and then thought, I am so stupid, why should I refute? Coughing twice, Xiaoman whispered.

"Actually, I didn't see anything just now, which is a pity. How about you take off your clothes and let me take a look?"

Gu Xiangning was choked for a moment. It was such a surprise. Xiaoman was getting bolder and bolder as he got older. He actually dared to make such a request with such confidence.

There was a gleam in his eyes. Forget it. Since she wanted to play, he would play with her and see what tricks she could come up with. He looked at Xiaoman and said, "This is not good."

"Besides, why should I take off my clothes for you to see, instead of you taking them off for me to see?"

Xiaoman curled her lips and subconsciously retorted: "Why are you so rude?"

Gu Xiangning didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "When you look at me, you are justified. When I look at you, I am a gangster. Aren't you too overbearing? Give me a reason why you are so overbearing!"

Xiaoman snorted coldly: "I am a girl, I am your junior sister!"

Gu Xiangning was helpless. Shouldn't girls be more reserved? But then again, the word reserved doesn't seem to fit Xiaoman at all! He sighed.

"Okay, no more jokes, what are you doing here?"

Xiao Man pouted: "I'm here to take advantage of you, are you going to let me see it or not? If you do, take off your clothes, if not, I'll do it myself."

Wow! This is still a plan to use force. Gu Xiangning felt like there were ten thousand alpaca horses galloping in his heart! Xiaoman was not like this before, why is she so abnormal all of a sudden

Oh, Qian Jiujiu is back. She must have been bewitched by this woman. Thinking of this, Gu Xiangning suddenly shuddered. Although he had not had much contact with his sister.

But Gu Xiangning still knew Qian Jiujiu's nature, a guy who likes to watch the fun and not mind getting into trouble! Maybe he was watching the fun somewhere right now!

After figuring this out, Gu Xiangning suddenly knocked on Xiaoman's head with a slap: "Go back to bed! Don't make a fuss so late."

Xiao Man hadn't achieved her goal yet! How could she possibly leave? She snorted in dissatisfaction: "I won't leave. I haven't achieved my goal yet!"

"Unless you let me take advantage of you?"

In fact, Xiaoman's goal has been achieved. If Gu Xiangning didn't like her, he would never tolerate her misbehavior tonight! He would have carried her back to her room long ago.

But Xiaoman was reluctant to leave. She always felt that she could still take advantage of something. She had missed so much time and she had to make up for it. However, she forgot that she was only 15 years old!

Gu Xiangning looked at Xiaoman helplessly. Ever since he thought of where Qian Jiujiu might be hiding to watch the fun, he no longer wanted to play with Xiaoman! He raised his eyebrows and looked at Xiaoman.

"You're letting me take advantage of you, right? It's not impossible. Come here."

Huh? Now it was Xiaoman's turn to be surprised. Why was Gu Xiangning so easy to talk to today? But such an opportunity is hard to come by! At this moment, Xiaoman was completely fascinated by the beauty!

With such beauty in front of him, who would care about anything else? Without thinking too much, he walked over and looked at Gu Xiangning, laughing twice: "Are you really letting me take advantage of you?"

"So what should I do?"

Gu Xiangning was speechless. This guy was really thinking about this question seriously. How badly were you fooled by Sister Qian Jiujiu? He coughed twice.

Suddenly he reached out and grabbed Xiaoman, and put her on his thighs. There was a very loud snap, and Xiaoman was stunned!

How dare she hit his drum! Is this what Gu Xiangning meant by taking advantage? This is simply Gu Xiangning taking advantage of her, no! She was beaten!

He was still thinking about taking advantage of others. He was drunk! Gu Xiangning must be punished! Before he could react, there was another snap.

Gu Xiangning's second blow had already come down, and Qian Jiujiu on the rooftop immediately shook his head speechlessly: "It's a pity that I thought so highly of Xiaoman, I thought she was just a lecherous evil woman!"

"I didn't expect that it was a little lamb, and it was actually spanked in someone's arms. It's really useless."

However, Qian Jiujiu still felt that the opera was very exciting when she saw Xiaoman being spanked. At least she could laugh at Xiaoman when she sees him tomorrow!

Just as she was thinking happily, she suddenly felt a hit on her drum. Qian Jiujiu's eyes widened and she looked at Mu Yexiao.

Mu Yexiao signaled with his eyes, and she looked down. Qian Jiujiu then saw that Gu Xiangning and Xiaoman were no longer there, and couldn't help but say something.

"Where did they go?"

Seeing Qian Jiujiu's silly look, Mu Yexiao sighed helplessly: "You can be distracted while watching the fun, you are really amazing. Gu Xiangning carried Xiaoman away, probably to send Xiaoman back to the room."

Qian Jiujiu said, "Oh, if that's the case, there's nothing fun to watch." He sighed and said, "Then let's go back too!"

On the way back, Qian Jiujiu always felt that he had forgotten something, but he couldn't remember what happened for a moment.

As soon as they returned to their dormitory, Mu Yexiao hugged Qian Jiujiu in his arms and patted her butt gently a few times, making Qian Jiujiu a little confused.

But it finally made Qian Jiujiu remember that she had just forgotten to settle the score with Mu Yexiao, and Mu Yexiao actually dared to spank her again! It was simply lawless.

He stared at Mu Yexiao with his eyes wide open: "You dare to hit me, I will fight you!"

Mu Yexiao helplessly grabbed Qian Jiujiu's hands: "You, I don't know what to say, how could you let Xiaoman break into a man's room in the middle of the night?"

"Have you ever thought that this is a fatal blow to Xiaoman's reputation?"

Qian Jiujiu looked at Mu Yexiao in confusion: "Qingyu? Do you think Xiaoman has it? Let me tell you, it's not that I dislike the people of the Great Zhou Dynasty! These are just garbage!"

"Look at Xiaoman, a woman who has lived on the battlefield for three years. How can she have a good reputation? Besides, who is Xiaoman? She is the Demon General!"

"It's useless for such a person to use reputation as an excuse. Anyway, the useless people in the court are already trembling with fear when they hear the name of the Demon General."

"So the man Xiaoman wants to marry in the future is only Gu Xiangning. I don't want Xiaoman to be single for the rest of her life, so of course I have to hold on to Gu Xiangning."

"Besides, have you realized that Gu Xiangning is different from us? He is handsome and has real talent! I tell you, Gu Xiangning is the most powerful person I have ever met."

"If I recruit a man like him as my brother-in-law, it would be a good thing to keep the wealth within the family."

Mu Yexiao felt very uncomfortable after hearing this and looked at Qian Jiujiu: "Gu Xiangning is the most powerful person, then what am I?"

Qian Jiujiu choked: "Didn't I express myself clearly? Apart from you and me, isn't Gu Xiangning the most powerful?"

Of course Qian Jiujiu did not say that the reason why they are so powerful is because they have golden fingers and space, but what about Gu Xiangning!

It is knowledge accumulated bit by bit, that is real talent, different from fakes like them! Mu Yexiao was satisfied with Qian Jiujiu's answer.

I think what Qian Jiujiu said is right. The only good match for Xiaoman is Gu Xiangning. No matter what method is used, it is time to hurry up. But he still snorted twice, a little dissatisfied.

What he was dissatisfied about was that Gu Xiangning was so outstanding in Qian Jiujiu's heart. What should he do if he was a little jealous? His tone became a little resentful: "I really didn't expect that you would have such a high opinion of Gu Xiangning."

Qian Jiujiu sniffed it and said, "Hey, do you smell it? It feels a little sour. Is someone jealous?"

Seeing Qian Jiujiu being so arrogant, Mu Yexiao was filled with hatred! He looked at Qian Jiujiu fiercely: "Yes, but it's not just jealousy."

"You have also activated the violent behavior!"

Following Qian Jiujiu, Mu Yexiao had learned a few modern words, among other things. Even when violent acts were committed, Qian Jiujiu still blinked with an innocent look on her face.

"Violent behavior? What are you going to do? If you resort to domestic violence, I'll run away from home!"

Mu Yexiao curled his lips: "You still want to run away from home, it looks like your legs are going to be broken too!"

After he finished speaking, Mu Yexiao's hands had already begun to wander dishonestly on Qian Jiujiu's legs. Qian Jiujiu looked at Mu Yexiao's actions and immediately burst out laughing.

Just when he was about to say something, before he could utter it, Mu Yexiao fiercely blocked his lips, and a fierce hand-to-hand fight began! Of course, the one who won in the end would definitely not be Qian Jiujiu.

Because Qian Jiujiu had never won such a hand-to-hand fight! From time to time, a snapping sound could be heard in the room!

Apparently, Mu Yexiao has also learned the spanking joke...

At this time, on the other side, Xiaoman, who was originally spanked, had not yet had time to react and curse before he was dragged out of Gu Xiangning's room.

Xiaoman was speechless. Gu Xiangning was holding her by her clothes and carrying her. This feeling made her feel like a dog: "Gu Xiangning, let me go first!"

Gu Xiangning laughed: "You'd better keep your voice down. You know, there are many secret guards around the palace. Do you want them to know what you did?"

This was a naked threat. Xiaoman did not speak, but just silently acted like a dog! He was carried back to his room by Gu Xiangning, but he found that Gu Xiangning had not left either.

Instead, he stayed and looked at Gu Xiangning: "Why don't you leave?"