"Don't ask me, I don't know, I'll go pick up the corpse."
"Boom~"
The two older sisters seemed to be getting up, Xiao Hanrui smiled sweetly when she saw Luo Bai: "Mom~"
Tang Baobao seemed to have thought of something, immediately took out his phone and clicked to shoot.
Sure enough, Ping Luoling lived up to Tang Baobao's expectations.
"Mom~"
Tang Baobao put on a sinister smile, let's see what you have to say tomorrow.
Next, Tang Baobao followed along and recorded all of Ping Luoling's embarrassing behaviors. With this handle in hand, are you afraid of your skin? Educate you every minute.
After taking a shower, Tang Baobao continued to be the head of the department, and his bed was occupied by the same woman for three nights. Thinking about it, it was really depressing.
But there is one more thing, the girlfriend on the WeChat version is angry, what should I do, anyway, I am also a man who has a big star as his girlfriend.
Baidu, how to coax an angry girlfriend.
After a long time, Tang Baobao came to a conclusion, that is shameless, put face aside first, it is uncomfortable to see, how can a man be shameless, a girlfriend like this who likes to lose his temper should be taught a lesson.
Picking up WeChat, Tang Baobao held down the voice and coughed lightly: "Xiaogongju~ are you asleep? Got up and peed~"
After waiting for five minutes, Mu Kexin didn't reply in a second, how could this be possible!
"Xiao Gongju, do you want a tissue?"
"Xiao Gongju~ Have you run out of tissues?"
"Xiao Gongju~ I won't come to give it away~"
"..."
"..."
Unlimited swiping.
On the other side, Mu Kexin, who had just finally fallen asleep, frowned and picked up the phone, seeing that it was all sent by Tang Baobao, she was a little happy, but when she heard the content, her good mood disappeared instantly.
Mu Kexin: "When you're angry, the kind you can't coax well!"
It was finally the answer, and it was not in vain that I shouted so many small public words.
It's time to show off my real skills, who said I, Baby Tang, can't flirt with girls, I'll show you how to flirt.
Tang Chaoren: "I say a word, you say it three times in a row, I guarantee you will laugh."
Mu Kexin: "Hmph~"
This is just a little girl, the kind who is super easy to deceive.
Tang Chaoren: "Pigs eat my shit, I pigs eat shit, read it three times."
Mu Kexin snorted softly, sat up and leaned against the head of the bed, and pressed the voice: "Pigs eat my shit, I eat pig shit, pigs eat... I..."
While thinking about it, Mu Kexin felt that there was something wrong, she loosened her fingers, sent it, and then listened to it herself.
Tang Baobao turned on the voice in an instant, and suddenly laughed, his stomach hurts from laughing.
Listening to her own voice, Mu Kexin's face darkened in an instant, and she immediately withdrew.
Tang Baobao immediately sent an emoji, there is no need to withdraw it, I have seen it...
Mu Kexin said angrily: "Baby Tang, you are a capable single, you will never find a girlfriend in your life."
Tang Baobao was out of breath from laughing, and typed out of nowhere: "You are enough for me."
Mu Kexin, who was leaning on the bed, stared blankly at the words, a little at a loss, you bastard!
Mu Kexin: "I'm asleep!!!"
Tang Chaoren: "Then I'll sleep too, bye."
Mu Kexin was speechless, this was the rhythm of teasing people to death, but then patted their ass and left.
If you don't talk, don't talk, who cares.
Putting the phone on the bedside table, Mu Kexin hugged the doll and closed her beautiful eyes, but this time the corners of her mouth were slightly curved.
In the early morning, there were bursts of birdsong outside the window, and the early bugs were eaten by the birds, reminding everyone to sleep late.
Tang Baobao rubbed his eyes, he really missed the weekend.
Sitting up and yawning, he was about to open the door of the toilet. Baobao Tang paused for a moment, but don't meet Ping Luoling sitting on the toilet again, he quietly poked his head to see what was going on inside.
"abnormal!"
The beautiful melody sounded from behind Baobao Tang, which made Baobao jump in fright. Looking at Ping Luoling behind him, Baobao Tang said, "You walk without making a sound."
"Hehe, someone is doing something shameful, so he cares about other things?"
"Whoever does something shameful, you'll squirt people with water!" Tang Baobao didn't give a damn, no matter how beautiful you are, in my eyes you are a pink skeleton.
"Whoever does it knows in his heart, get out of the way."
"Why should I get out of the way? By the way, I remembered. I didn't know who it was last night. I said "Mom, I wish you could marry me and have a baby~" Tang Baobao immediately thought of the secret weapon, the sample!
Sure enough, Ping Luoling was taken aback: "What do you mean?"
"I'll see it for you."
Tang Baobao turned on the phone, and it contained the scene of last night.
Ping Luoling saw herself throwing herself on Aunt Luo, shouting so affectionately, saying "Mom", lying on the bed, and kept shouting: "I want a silly baby, I want a silly baby."
Tang Baobao put away the phone and said with a smile: "Sister Ling, you are too unrestrained. We have only met for a few days, and you are calling for a baby. I am not mentally prepared yet."
"That's killing the baby! Give me the phone!" Ping Luoling stared with beautiful eyes.
"If you don't give it, you won't give it, you bite me."
"Give me!"
"I'm going to post it on Moments. The title is, My sister Ling has fallen madly in love with me."
Ping Luoling screamed, and immediately rushed towards Baobao Tang, the two of them fell on the sofa, while Ping Luoling grabbed the mobile phone in Baobao Tang's trouser pocket with all his might, while Baobao Tang tried his best to keep the mobile phone.
"Give me!"
"No!"
"Will you give it or not!"
"I won't give it!"
Suddenly, a strange voice sounded.
"You???" Luo Bai stood at the door of the room and asked blankly, just when he heard a scream, he got up to take a look.
Who knew that when he saw his son Ping Luoling hugging each other on the sofa, Ping Luoling was trying his best to untie his son's pants, while his son was desperately trying to keep his pants.
They even said something that made people blush...
The two people on the sofa looked at Luo Bai foolishly, both of them put their hands on Tang Baobao's trousers, and Ping Luoling's expression was perfect, except that the word hunger and thirst was written on his face.
But Tang Baobao almost wrote on his face, I refuse!
"Baby, Lingling, if you can't help it, go inside instead of on the sofa."
Tang Baobao: "..."
Ping Luoling: "..."
"Baby, you are too serious, how can you let a girl be so active." Luo Bai began to teach carefully.
Both of them on the sofa were dumbfounded.
"If you don't have to take protective measures, don't take them. Mom is waiting to hold the baby." Luo Bai is comfortable. If this goes on for ten months, he will have a grandson. The heavens have eyes, and finally let the baby meet a proactive girl .
Tang Baobao just wanted to explain, but was interrupted instantly.
"Young man, I can understand, you are full of vigor, but you have to be more restrained, baby, don't mess around just because you think your girlfriend is good-looking, or you will have to mend it when you are middle-aged..."
puff!
Tang Baobao's heart spurted blood, and he started with a painting, and the story was all made up.