On the way back to the apartment, I took Li Dangdang and Wei Wuchang with me. There was only one more person, and the atmosphere in the car suddenly became much more silent.
I was sitting in the co-pilot, and Li Dangdang and Wei Wuchang were sitting in the back. A factor called embarrassment flowed in the small space. The concentration of the factor was so high that even the driver could feel it. As an enthusiastic and straightforward Chongqing taxi The driver, he tried to bring the atmosphere in the car:
"These two guys are so handsome, but they are not as good as when I was young, hahaha... haha... ha... cough."
I feel sorry for Master's embarrassment, but I really don't know what to say.
After all, when we were in the Suction Association just now, Li Dangdang and I had just quarreled.
The reason for the quarrel was simple. He disagreed with Wei Wuchang renting the room next to him on the first floor. I don’t understand why he didn’t agree. In my opinion, didn’t this matter have already been agreed upon when he accepted the sword? .
I tried to communicate with him properly at the beginning, but I didn't expect Li Dangdao to be surprisingly firm and said first: "He can't pay the rent."
I said, "I've agreed and I'll come." I glanced at Wei Wuchang next to me, "Will you stay here for a long time?"
Wei Wuchang was very cooperative: "I will leave as soon as I find that young man. Before that, I can go out to work, and if I have income, I should pay the rent immediately, and I will never default on it. Miss Su doesn't need to worry too much about my money."
"Look." I pointed at Wei Wuchang and let Li Dangdun look at it, just like letting my own child see how well-behaved other people's children are.
Li Dangdang's face was dark, and he said again: "He controlled Li Paipai and asked Li Paipai to break Yu Shao's leg. Li Paipai would not accept him. Nor would you accept him in."
"I'll talk to you over there, let him live in, so that you can take revenge with Yu Shao."
Wei Wuchang seemed a little helpless when he heard my words, he smiled wryly and said: "...the previous offense was an apology... I will definitely find an opportunity next time, and come to the door to apologize."
"look!"
"..." Li Dangdang's face turned even darker.
I continued: "Based on what I know about them, the companion is eager to find a chance to deal with him. He is such a powerful zombie, so Yu Shao must be very interested in him."
Just kidding, Li Dangdang doesn't know how much inspiration Guangwei Wuchang and Li Peipei Youchou can give me! How many stories to draw! Maybe Li Peipai and Wei Wuchang can make a pair of CP, the big breasted and brainless violent big sister and the calm, wise and sharp ancient general, what a good CP, I want to read the follow-up story after talking.
"I don't want to live next door to other people." Li Dangdang continued to talk.
"Then let him live in other vacant rooms upstairs. I remember there are still 4th or 5th floors, and there are still vacant rooms, right? If not..." I looked at Wei Wuchang and felt that the character of the ancient general It should be trustworthy, so he said, "I can make a compartment for him in my house..."
"no."
Wei Wuchang didn't say a word, but Li Dangdang directly refused.
I looked at him, and he looked at me. After a long time, he squeezed out a sentence: "Share renting is not allowed."
"Then let him live on the first floor."
"No rent."
"Why!"
Li Dangdang simply refused to speak, and he stopped talking!
I was very angry, Wei Wuchang pondered for a moment: "Brother Li is afraid that I have unreasonable thoughts about Miss Su?"
"Huh?" Li Dangdang squinted at him.
"Huh?" I looked at him with a distorted expression of shock.
"If you're worried about this..."
"I'm not worried." Li Dangdang dismissed it.
I turned my head and took the opportunity to play doubles with Wei Wuchang: "Then what are you worried about?"
"Are you worried that I will snatch Miss Su away from Brother Li?" Wei Wuchang asked sharply in a steady voice.
What he asked shocked me, what is snatching away from Li Dangdang, I never stood beside Li Dangdang at all! Moreover, the tone of his question...
Why is this tone inexplicably possessive of me and provocative to Li Dangdang
This zombie... Is it possible that in such a short period of time, for me...
The extremely fast-paced conversation just now suddenly fell silent after Wei Wuchang's question. Li Dangdao looked at Wei Wuchang, and slightly raised his gold-rimmed glasses. The cold light flashed on the glasses, and he folded his hands: "Then stop!" come in."
Li Dangdang opened his mouth with his usual casual and indifferent tone: "The second household on the first floor. If you want to live, then come."
Maybe it was my illusion. The moment he said these words, I felt that the air pressure around me was a lot heavier, squeezing me, making me feel... I seem to... have done something terrible...
The heavy pressure from that moment has continued to the taxi, spread to the downstairs of the old apartment, until I met Li Peipei who came out to walk the dog in the early morning sun. She was a person who couldn't understand the atmosphere, and she broke the awkward silence that was entangled as soon as she opened her mouth.
"Fuck! Su Xiaoxin! You shameless bastard, you really brought this zombie back! Do you want to raise a little boy!"
When she yelled, Mangzi, as a dog who had been beaten by Wei Wuchang, also yelled, and Alaska's majestic voice immediately rang through the eighth floor.
As an ancient general, Wei Wuchang's face darkened again when he heard Li Peipai's words, but maybe he felt that he had really done something very sorry, so Wei Wuchang suppressed his emotions and did not attack.
"Miss Li."
"Fuck, call me Dad!"
Mangzi: "Wow, woof!" as if repeating the next three words.
"..." Wei Wuchang turned his head and said to me in an instant, "Apologize to another day."
He glanced at Li Dangdang, who took out the key and said, "Wait outside, I'll get you the key."
Li Dangdang went back, and Li Dangdang couldn't believe it, and followed him relentlessly: "You just let him live in? You just let him live in? Li Dangdang, do you also like this zombie? Are you bent?" ?”
Mangzi: "Wow, woof, woof!" as if repeating the next four words.
She kept asking and only got two cold words from Li Dangdang: "Shut up." Hearing the voice, he was also in a very bad mood.
The brothers and sisters entered the room one by one, and there was another sound of ding ding dong dong from upstairs.
Yu Shao had a plaster cast on one leg, and ran down the stairs with a small crutch in both hands. The corpse bell on his feet was tinkling non-stop. Suddenly, his eyes shone like the sun.
He stared at Wei Wuchang, hurried forward, looked Wei Wuchang up and down like a monkey, and walked around him many times regardless of his lameness.
"The Millennium Corpse King, the Millennium Corpse King. The living Zombie King." This look and attitude are completely different from those of a normal fashion kid eating tofu.
Wei Wuchang glanced at Yu Shao who was circling around him, and then at his legs. He probably knew who this person was. He bowed and apologized: "I was in a hurry and hurt Your Excellency earlier. I'm really sorry."
"It's okay, it's okay, I can see the Millennium Zombie King, let alone break this leg, it would not be a pity to cut off both legs!" He said with eyes full of obsession, like Wei Wuchang is some priceless treasure.
To be honest, I think his gaze like this is actually quite perverted. Being observed by a little boy like this, Wei Wuchang also didn't know how to treat him. I diverted Yu Shao's attention: "Is the thousand-year-old zombie king very rare?"
"Rare?" Yu Shao glanced at me, "It is reasonable to say that there is no such thing in this era." He chattered excitedly, "Zombies are naturally formed, and the natural conditions required are relatively harsh, and most of the formed zombies are unconscious. The thousand-year corpse king is even more demanding, the corpse must not rot for a thousand years, it must have a great obsession with the previous life, and it must be infiltrated by the corpse's breath all year round."
The corpse has not rotted for thousands of years, has a great obsession with the things in life, and still has to be infiltrated by the breath of the corpse all the year round
It's hard for me to imagine what kind of grave Wei Wuchang was buried in when he died...
"The corpse king is rare, but once it is formed, it is as flexible and intelligent as a living person. It is born with supernatural powers, can drive other zombies, manipulate various spells, and can live forever like a fairy. It is rumored that the ancestor of the corpse exorcist used the corpse exorcism method." I learned it from the Zombie King. The mortician drove the zombies back to their hometown. After burial, he obtained the corpse energy from them and slowly cultivated his own abilities. ability to breathe.
"In modern society, cremation is prevalent, and the dead are directly burned to the cemetery. There are fewer and fewer zombies. It is very rare for the mortician to find a zombie, let alone a corpse king."
The more he talked, the more I admired Wei Wuchang.
It turned out that this is still a big baby.
But compared to this, I want to ask Yu Shao one more thing: "He is so rare, do you really want him to live in this apartment?"
"certainly!"
I immediately shouted: "Li Dangdang, you see that I am right!"
Li Dangdang came out of the house, threw a key in his hand at Wei Wuchang, and was caught accurately. The vampire and the zombie king looked at each other, and after a moment of eye contact, they staggered away again.
Li Peipei led Mangzi out again: "I won't let him live!"
"Come with me." I called her, "Come here."
She came over reluctantly.
I asked her, "Do you hate him?"
"yes."
"Do you want revenge?"
"think!"
"Then he wants to live in another place and you have to find him and take revenge on him, isn't it very troublesome?"
Li Peipei thought for a while: "Yes."
"so… "
"Okay! Let him live."
I looked at Li Dangdang: "Look."
Li Yan was silent for a long time, and then he opened his mouth forbearance: "A group of pigs..."
The matter of the new tenant was finally finalized, and all obstacles were cleared away. Suddenly, Yu Meimei's indistinct voice came from upstairs while brushing her teeth: "You two are still in the mood to argue..." She held the phone in her hand and shook it. After a while, "You guys are on the social news this morning. Human traffickers and couples."
Li Dangdang narrowed his eyes, and I was taken aback. Seeing Li Dangdang took out his mobile phone, I immediately went over to take a look.
The headline of the news on Weibo reads, "Couple trafficked to child food poisoning, finally found conscience and fled after sending child to hospital."
The accompanying picture is a picture of me and Li Dangdang taking a taxi on the side of the road and leaving. Probably because the sky is not bright enough, and the phone is not good, so the pixels of the photos are not high, there are a lot of noise, and the faces of me and Li are blurred.
From this point of view... The person who took the photo was probably the newsstand owner I borrowed my phone from...
I looked up at Li Dangdang, my eyes met, very silent.
I knew that after living in this building, even an ordinary person like me would report to the police one day, but I never thought that I would become a husband and wife and a human trafficker...
There are too many slots in this news, and even Li Dangdang choked on his throat.
After a long time, he said: "I asked you to do one thing, how many things have you done for me?"
"What can I do? I'm also desperate."
He pressed the home button, returned to the home page, clicked on the phone, found the dial pad, jumped quickly with his fingers, dialed a number, dialed it, turned around and entered the door, and with a "bang", the door of a house on the first floor closed.
All the actions are done in one go, and I know that this matter has probably been solved by half.
"Oh, there's more." Yu Meimei called me upstairs, "Someone sent you a courier early this morning, and the signature is that unbelievable love. If you are not here, I will help you first." Got it."
Um
What
Hearing this sentence, my brain reacted for a moment, and when I realized it, I opened my eyes wide and looked at Yu Meimei in disbelief: "What, what did you say? Who gave it? What did you give it?"
"Wait a minute, I'll throw it down for you."
She retracted her head, and after a while, she poked her head out again, holding a white box in her hand: "I dropped it."
"No! Don't! Wait! I'll come up and get it!"
Before I finished my words, the courier fell. I rushed towards it nervously, but I still missed the box. My heart tightened. When the box was about to hit the ground, a hand next to it barely caught it for me.
I thanked Wei Wuchang, took it quickly, and saw that a card was stuck under the bow on the top of the box. The words on it were printed, and I couldn't tell the clue:
"When I saw her, I thought of you." A simple sentence, with no cause and no result, ended with a "love you can't believe".
I put the card away, carefully unwrapped the bow, opened the lid of the white box, and inside was a simple little black dress folded neatly. There is no trademark, no price, but the material is surprisingly soft to the touch.
Just like my heart now, inexplicably softened into a puddle of water.
The one who sent me the dress, I can't believe it... love.