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The reason why Li Dangdang is called Li Dangdang is because he will ruthlessly attack everyone without distinction.
The reason is that I think Li Dangdang, a vampire, probably hates everyone in the world.
Seeing Li Dangdang coming, the little wolf choked on a mouthful of corn and couldn't swallow it down. Meimei hurriedly dived into the fish pond. I continued to barbecue with my head bowed. Fought with her brother, but was beaten by his brother's first sentence.
"Did Li accompany you to pay the rent?"
"..." Li Peipei put down his sleeves silently: "The school salary hasn't been paid yet..."
Li Peipei works as a teacher in a vampire school, and works every day from 10:00 pm to 4:00 am. He is considered a civil servant in their non-human world, with dead wages and no commission. But Li Paipai likes to spend a lot of money, and he has a whole body of debts. She had no choice but to live in her brother's dilapidated residential house and receive a monthly capital injection.
"Then what are you doing standing up?"
"Sitting for a long time... Get up and move around." Li Peipei said so, and sat down obediently again.
Suppressing Li Peipai's aura, Li Dangdang turned his eyes and caught a glimpse of Meimei who was struggling to get into the fish pond beside him, and his gaze behind the gold-rimmed glasses narrowed slightly: "Yu Meimei, your meat will squeeze out the water in the fish pond Come on, stop flopping, get up for me."
Yu Meimei sat up wetly: "Hello, landlord... I'm a little short of water..."
"What about your rent this month?"
Yu Meimei made a bitter face: "In winter, the water is cold, the fish in the river are not easy to cheat, and there are few big ones, so business is not easy..."
Meimei sells fish in the vegetable market... She uses the power of a mermaid to trick fish from the river, picks a few big ones, and drags them to the market to sell. From a certain point of view, she is the "human trafficker" of their fish world, or the "cannibal" of the fish world.
I think she is actually a very scary mermaid, but she thinks she is very moral. After all, she never sells small fish, nor catches them all. It is enough for her daily expenses.
Li Dangdang stared at the grilled fish bone in her hand: "Then you are still qualified to eat fish?"
Aggrieved, Yu Meimei threw the fish bones into the fish pond: "I'll just lick... the fish bones..." She pointed to the side, "The little wolf is eating meat too!"
Li Dangdang turned his head again, staring at the little wolf who was curled up in the corner and his face was choked with corn: "You? Are you still entitled to eat?"
The little wolf's complexion changed, he took a deep breath, his face flushed, his hair exploded, his head became prominent, and his throat became thicker. Then he swallowed the corn, took a few more breaths, and hurriedly said: "I'm vegetarian... I... I'm going back to work right away!"
Little Wolf owed Li Dangdang about half a year's rent.
He's an amateur songwriter and professional drummer for no money. Although he usually looks submissive, even after turning into a wolf, he is soft, but when he plays the drums... he becomes a real werewolf.
In the past, Little Wolf was still in the band and asked the band to sing his songs. After the band broke down, he has been living in Li Dangdang's residential building, and continued to write and submit songs. He has been depressed until now.
Li Yan snorted: "There is no one who can pay the rent on time." Although he said this, the tone seemed to say that there is no one who can beat a bunch of garbage.
Then…
His eyes fell on me: "Su Xiaoxin." He was also angry with me, "You owe three months, a total of four thousand and five."
In fact, this eight-story old residential building has two households on one floor, one household, one bedroom, one living room, one kitchen and one bathroom. "Garden", although Yu Meimei's fish pond often leaked into my living room, but because of the "garden", Li Dangdao forced me to increase the rent by 500 yuan.
And my neighbor Li Peipai, who was on the same floor as me, found an excuse of "family price" and still only charged her a thousand rent.
I know that Li Dangdang is targeting me.
Li Dangdang hates everyone, especially me.
Because he is such a stubborn and conservative person. But I broke his normal state and got a glimpse of their world, so that he had to accept that I, an ordinary human being, lived in this building where only "non-humans" were allowed to live.
So my three monster friends told me that he likes me, I really wouldn't believe a single fart.
And even if Li Dangdang targeted me so much, I still want to live here. Even if my current life is getting more and more deviated from the track of normal people, I still want to live here! I'm still going to live here even if I sometimes even get some life-threatening threats from these non-humans!
Not because of how much I like it here, or how much I like these non-human beings, but because they let me escape from such a flat, boring and helpless life, they let me have stories to tell, they...
Gave me royalties!
Although the manuscript fee is not enough! But I am still very fortunate that in that night entangled in haze and dense fog, a werewolf robbed me of my rations, so that I could bump into the other side of this world.
"My manuscript fee will be paid next week." I replied to Li Dangdang's words, indifferent to his attitude.
Because I also discovered that for people like Li Dangdang who can't understand everyone, you don't have to expect to do anything to win him a little favor. The only thing you can do to him is to go back.
And when it's unreasonable and you can't go back, it's best to have an indifferent expression and a flat voice, and look confident and not afraid of you. Because in this way, if he hates me, he won't be so happy.
Li Dangdang was really upset about my attitude of being stunned, he hugged his hands.
Li Peipei bumped me twice with his elbow, just like in elementary school class, trying to remind the deskmate who was paid attention by the teacher.
"I remember correctly. A few days ago, your classmate who was an editor came to you. He should have transferred a manuscript fee to you? Have money to spend, but no money to pay rent?"
I turned around and saw the barbecue group of four on the roof. Except for me, the three of them were as quiet as a dead chicken. On the issue of money, no one dared to say a word in front of Li Dangdang.
I think I don't want to be a dead chicken, so I raised my head, stared at Li Dangdang, and said calmly: "The roof leaks, the corridor lacks lights, the toilet is often blocked, and the water heater is broken. All the money was spent on the overhaul, and it is reasonable to say that the landlord should pay the money."
I pointed with my hand: "That's the only bus station here. The straight-line distance is 300 meters, but because Chongqing's terrain is mountainous, it takes 15 minutes to walk down. With the current housing prices in Chongqing, your eight-story old residential building , The location is remote, the building is old, the transportation is inconvenient, there is no property management elevator, and a small room of 40 square meters, renting 800 yuan is a high price. If you charge me double the rent for a few months, you will bully me as a human being, right?"
As soon as I finished the call, there was a dead silence on the roof, and the three non-humans looked at me blankly, with reverence in their eyes.
After a while, Li Dangdang said coolly, unmoved, "It's just bullying you as a human being." He asked word by word, "What's wrong?"
For this kind of shameless vampire, I really want to throw charcoal on his face, but... In this situation, I swallowed my anger and smiled slightly: "I will pay you the rent next week."
Only then did he swagger away, and before he closed the door on the roof, he waved his hand and said, "Clean up the roof for me. Next time you find yourself grilling without permission, you will be fined."
"bump."
The gate closed, and the four of us were like chickens defeated in a fight. Li Peipei patted me on the shoulder: "Xiao Xin, try harder next time."
I took a bite of the slightly mushy skewers, and thought to myself, in today's update, let's forget about painting Li Dangdeng as a pig.