Li Dangdang went to see my ex-boyfriend.
He said he wanted to go alone, but I was really worried... In addition to being extremely curious, I wanted to go together, but it was too dangerous, and for the sake of my life, I planned to encourage someone to go with me.
So I found Li to accompany me.
I knocked on her door, and Li Pei accompanied me to the door and dragged me into the room almost instantly. Then put his finger on his mouth and let out a long "shh!"
Mangzi yelled "Wow" hoarsely. Follow his master in a decent manner.
I stared blankly at her, then turned my head and saw two people I hadn't seen for a long time sitting next to Li Peipai's coffin, Yu Shao and Xiaolang.
They held poker cards in their hands, and the cards they played were thrown on the coffin board accompanied by Li, very casually. Judging by this posture, he is doing exactly what Li Dangdang expressly prohibits.
"Keep quiet." Li Peipei whispered to me, "It's just in time for you to come, we can have a mahjong table together."
"Aren't you going to work today..." I asked.
Li Peipei scratched his hair, a little impatient: "Yesterday, I got angry with a student, and today I don't want to go to class, plan to miss work, and indulge in gambling at home for three days and three nights."
"It's not just that you don't want to go to class today..."
"I'm on a normal day off today." Little Wolf said, "It's been a long time since I played poker... Hehe..." I looked down at him, not because of anything else, but because the change he won earlier had stuffed his crotch.
I was a little speechless: "Can't you hide your money in another place?"
Little Wolf scratched his head in embarrassment: "It is said on the Internet that if the winning money is placed here, it will not be exported. It is quite accurate."
I:"… "
What is this broken net? What did they teach these non-humans
"Why do you still take your children to gamble?" I glanced at Yu Shao. He couldn't hold the cards in his hands properly with his small hands. The richest of the three of them didn't pay much attention to this fifty cents bet.
"Hey, little beauty, don't underestimate me, I've been playing these things for many years." Yu Shao said and threw a pair of kings out.
Li Peipei immediately lost his mind on me, and leaned over to count the cards: "How many cards are played now, what are you doing playing Wang Zha, can you finish with one card?"
"Blow it up first, and scare the landlord to death. You can't lose your momentum if you lose people or money."
Li Peipei nodded seriously: "It makes sense."
Listening to their conversation, I feel that today, even if it is a 50 cents game, whether the two of them are landlords or farmers, if they don’t lose a few hundred oceans, they will be sorry for our harmonious socialism.
The little wolf is very straightforward. After a hand of cards, he continued to play the next game. Yu Shao played three pairs, Li Pei accompanied him to four pairs, and the little wolf played one pair two. He took the connecting cards, got a three with a one, and threw four qs to the coffin board, and it ended perfectly. Pressing the heads of Li Peipai and Yu Shao, he didn't let them play one more fart, and ended the game.
"My aura and people can lose." Little Wolf stretched out his hand, his expression still naive and shy: "I just want money."
Li Peipei and Yu Shao took out the money, and Xiao Lang stuffed the money into his crotch seriously.
I just wanted to help my forehead, and decided to save them.
"Is any of you free to go out with me?"
"It's almost noon in broad daylight, what are you going out for, I don't have time." Li Peipei said casually while shuffling the cards, without even looking at me.
"But Li Dangdang wants to help me see my ex-boyfriend. I am afraid that something will happen, so I want to go and see..."
Li Peipai paused while shuffling the cards, Xiaolang raised his eyes staring at his crotch in an instant, Yu Shao narrowed his eyes, stared straight at me, and uttered a meaningful: "Oh?"
The three of them stood up, and their movements can be said to be very uniform.
Li Peipei: "I'll go."
Yu Shao: "Let's go, I'm free."
Little Wolf: "I'll accompany you."
The three of them spoke in unison. I was silent for a moment: "I think this is a very serious matter, can you go out with me in a serious manner, don't put on an appearance of waiting to watch a big show."
"We are very serious." Li Pei came over and grabbed my neck. She was half a head taller than me. I had no strength to resist, so she dragged me out of the door.
"Your door is open!" I struggled in her arms.
"Mangzi will watch the door. Where did you say Li Dangdang met your ex-boyfriend, we will go directly there."
I was escorted downstairs by Li, and I glanced to the side from the corner of my eye, and saw the swollen | swollen | crotch of the little wolf who couldn't bear to look directly at it: "Little wolf, take out your money and take care of it before you go out!"
Little Wolf nodded: "Okay, I'll count, and I'll go out and buy some melon seeds and peanuts later."
Yu Shao said: "I want to eat|stick|lollipop."
"Okay, enough money, buy a big one later, it should be able to eat for a while."
Oh shit! These inhumans...
They dragged me downstairs and ran into Wei Wuchang who was drying clothes downstairs. He shook the clothes in his hands meticulously, turned around and saw me being hooked by Li Peipei.
Wei Wuchang acted as if he didn't want to say hello to Li Peipai, he just nodded to Shao and Xiaolang, and then said to me: "Miss Su, the market will pay out this month's wages, and I will pay them back at that time." After the money owed to you, you will not have to bear the rent in the future."
"Okay...you are on vacation today too..."
If I had known that Wei Wuchang was here, I wouldn't have asked Li to accompany me to the theater! When it comes to being a bodyguard, isn't he ready-made!
"Let's go, don't pay attention to him, first tell me where Li Dangdang's appointment is?"
Wei Wuchang frowned puzzled, and asked me: "Are you..."
"Do you want to come together? Come and do me a favor! Can you?" I thought in my heart, at least bring someone reliable.
Wei Wuchang immediately turned serious: "I will do my best for Miss Su's affairs."
So, I was like this, originally I only wanted to take one person to protect myself, but in the end I took four people to... watch a joke.
Li Dangdang and my ex-boyfriend met in the park grove.
There were not many people in this small park, and Wei Wuchang attacked me and Li Peipai here, and knocked Mangzi unconscious. Li Dangdang invited my ex-boyfriend here, maybe... because he wanted to make a move when necessary.
Four non-human beings and I hid behind two big trees, quietly looking at Li Dangdao who was sitting on a bench in the park. He was crossing his legs and holding a book in his hand. It was rare to see him in the sun. His excessively white skin made people feel a little dazzling, and with the pair of gold-rimmed glasses on his face, it seemed that he became a luminous person in an instant.
I looked at him, involuntarily feeling a little lost.
I don't know the specific reason. The only reason I can think of is probably because... he is handsome.
Perhaps... Another point is because of the sense of alienation and indifference revealed unconsciously in him, as well as the seeming loneliness and coldness. Even though the sky is clear now, it seems to be snowing around him all the time, and there is no one around him. I can walk in with an umbrella and hug him warmly...
I kind of wanted to sit next to him, but felt that it would be redundant for him.
Li Dangdang seems to be a Li Dangdang who can stay on an isolated island with peace of mind. He doesn't need me or anyone.
"Oh!" Li Peipei suddenly exclaimed in a low voice, "Come on, is that your ex-boyfriend? Xiaoxin."
I took a closer look, I was wearing sportswear, carrying a bag, and I bought the schoolbag when I went to the mall with him back then.
It was my ex-boyfriend. After he broke up with me, time didn't seem to move on him for a long time. He was still exactly the same as before, even the way he dressed didn't change.
"yes… "
Li Peipei almost whistled: "He's pretty handsome. Not bad, why did you break up?"
With my ex-boyfriend right in front of me, it's hard for me to seriously say that he's dead, so I can only sigh: "He cheated on his roommate."
"What?" Li Peipei turned to look at me, Yu Shao bit the lollipop into pieces, and the melon seeds in the little wolf's hand fell to the ground in shock, and they all turned their heads to look at me.
As I expected, their expressions when they heard the news were much more exciting than their expressions when they heard the words "he died".
Wei Wuchang didn't seem to understand us: "Cheated with a roommate? What do you mean?"
Li Peipei curled her lips: "Broken sleeves. You should know this."
Wei Wuchang was also very shocked, but quickly accepted the matter with the acceptance of a general: "So that's the case." He immediately looked at me with sympathetic eyes, "Miss Su has been wronged."
"No grievance..." I was a little embarrassed by this wave of sympathetic eyes, "No grievance, it's all over."
"But if that's the case." Yu Shao rubbed his chin and looked at Li Dangdang meaningfully, "Wouldn't it be wonderful for foreign zombies to deal with him."
The little wolf asked earnestly, "How should I say it?"
"The skin is so good." Yu Shao looked at me and smiled ambiguously, "What if your ex-boyfriend fell in love with Li Dangdang?"
what to do
I looked at Li Dangdang, who was sitting on the bench, raised his head lazily, closed the book, pushed his glasses, and looked at my ex-boyfriend who was only ten steps away from him.
My ex-boyfriend stood up straight and stared at him in the sun.
Their eyes meet, they are silent, and the sun shines between them...
I seem to see the beautiful beginning in the manga.
If they really see each other...then...
what can I do
I just watch the show. My ex-boyfriend and Li Dangdang live in the same room in our apartment, love each other, think about it... there are quite a lot of content that can be provided to me as material!
"Are you Su Xiaoxin's ex-boyfriend?"
When I heard that side, Li Dangdang spoke, and the straightforward sentence made me nervous for some reason.
The five of us hid behind the tree and looked at that side intently. Waiting for my ex-boyfriend's reply.
The dragonfly flapped its wings and buzzed, flying undisturbed between the two of them.
"You." My ex-boyfriend said, "Is that the man who wants to occupy Xiaoxin after me?"
Li Dangdang: "..."
"Hmph, I already knew that it was definitely not Xiaoxin who talked to me yesterday. I can remember her typing speed familiarly. Let me tell you, Su Xiaoxin is my woman. She used to be, and although she is not now, she will definitely be in the future. Yes, I will always remember, she told me that she likes strong breasts, she will not look at a little boy like you. You can't keep her, but I will definitely snatch her back from you. "
Little Wolf: "..."
Wei Wuchang: "..."
I:"… "
My jaw is about to drop. If it weren't for the fact that this person might not be an ordinary person, and I might be killed by him if I rushed over, I would definitely rush over with my sleeves rolled up, grabbing his collar and cursing--
You are not mentally handicapped, are you? what are you talking about? Won't you blush and be ashamed when you say this kind of line
You are my ex-boyfriend! How am I going to explain to others in the future, how many times I was blind to fall in love with you!
Li Peipei: "Am I the only one with goosebumps?"
Yu Shao: "You are not alone. You are a vampire."
Li Peipei: "The vampire can't take it anymore, I really want to kill him."
"Hit me if you want." I covered my face, feeling inexplicably ashamed and humiliated. Someone beat him to death, and I still lost a piece of black history.