I went to Baidu to find out how to seduce people.
Baidu told me, first, get that person's attention.
I thought about it, and thought it should be no problem, he lives on the first floor, I want to get his attention, just knock on the door.
Second, take the initiative to throw yourself into your arms.
This is a bit more difficult for me.
The last time I was frightened by my ex-boyfriend's private message on Weibo, I went to find Li Dangdang, but I didn't do anything, the annoying black dog started saying that I threw myself into his arms, and slowly turned away. If I really voted for something and gave something away, I would have to be cast into the dust by the black dog.
I weighed it up, and pulled it down to look at the third point-to scratch my head, make my tone sexy, or brush my hair intentionally or unintentionally, or scratch my neck with my fingers.
Alas…
Fourth, talk about some sensitive topics, or invite him to the residence.
Um…
The people who wrote these things are really scheming...
I pondered for a moment, and probably drew up a battle plan.
Early the next morning, during the rest time of the vampires, the escort took Meimei and Wei Wuchang and left, intending to break into the smoking association every day and take Aji away.
Xiaolang was temporarily timid and didn't dare to go, saying that he would stay in the residential building as my back-up, and if I couldn't handle anything, he would use force to stop Li Dangdao, anyway, today he would not let Li Dangdang go to the association. But I think, the little wolf is so afraid of Li Dangdang that he doesn't even dare to accompany them to the blood-sucking. If something really happens in the future, he dares to use force to stop Li Dangdang
I'm afraid he will kneel before me.
I decided to let him take Yu Shao away, and take Yu Shao out to the street to see the beautiful young lady. In this way, there will be one less person in Li Dangdang's power, and the others don't go out very often. In this way, even if I seduce Li Dangdang, something went wrong ... It's not too embarrassing.
Before leaving, Meimei told me that if something happened to the Suction Association, they would definitely call Li Dangdang first when they contacted Li Dangdang. Touch the phone.
It will take at least half an hour to an hour for the suction association to find out that the person has been taken away, and then find the residential building from the suction association. This time is enough to accompany them to run a long distance with Aji.
I was a little happy to think that I only had to waste a whole morning.
Early in the morning, I went out to buy some ingredients, brought them back, and found a reason for myself to meet Li Dangdang.
Then I squatted outside his house, not daring to disturb his sleep. I wished that he would fall asleep like this this morning, and I couldn’t wake up any calls, but Li Dangdao woke up after all. The sound insulation of the old residential building is not good. I heard When I got to his room, the phone rang, and then I started knocking on the door frantically. Tried knocking on the door over the ringing of the phone.
I slammed the door too loudly, and Li Dangdang came over and opened the door after a while, wearing pajamas, with a trace of confusion and ignorance when he woke up, and his hair was flying around his head in a mess. It was a state of being woken up in a dream, but his voice still carried the confidence and calmness in his bones.
"What's wrong?"
I lowered my eyes and looked at the phone in his hand. The phone was still ringing and the screen was still on, but... it was the picture of the alarm clock...
Alarm clock
Not a phone!
For a moment, I regretted my hammering on the door. If I knew it was an alarm clock, I would not have knocked on the door. Now I have completely woken up. ... In case my actions aroused Li Dangdang's suspicion... then wouldn't I...
Be a model for a wave of pig teammates.
"I..." I was speechless for a long time, "I want to treat you to hot pot today."
The ignorance, confusion, and even the slightest bit of concern and the only human care in his heart when Li Yu opened the door, at this moment, they all became cold, faded, and disappeared...
"That's all?"
If language has temperature, it is about minus 2-3 degrees Celsius now.
I handed the ingredients in my hand forward to make a shield against the cold wind: "Well... thank you, thank you for helping me solve the matter of my ex-boyfriend yesterday."
The alarm clock was ringing loudly between us. Li Dangdao squinted his eyes and stared at me, looked at me, then looked at the sky outside, and then looked at me again. He cut off the alarm clock, folded his arms, and looked like he was about to start a fight. posture.
"Eat hot pot, early in the morning? For breakfast?" I didn't say what he said later, but I could see it in his eyes. "Aren't you a fool?"
I cleared my cough, and the outstretched hand was a little tired, so I took it back: "You vampires live upside down day and night, isn't our morning equal to your evening? I'm treating you to supper."
"Don't eat it, take it away."
As soon as Li Dangdang turned around, he grabbed the door and was about to close it. I quickly stretched out my foot to hold the door.
Can't go! If I give him time to think about it, my suspicious behavior will definitely arouse his suspicion! Never let him go!
I made a quick decision, silently recited the secret of seduction in my mind, talked sexy, wanted to lift my hair, scratch my head and pose.
I fell towards the door, leaned against the wall, scratched my neck, and looked at Li Dangdang.
"Fuck..."
I opened my mouth in the most euphemistic tone I could think of, and Li Dangdang turned around and yelled at me: "What are you choking on?"
He said a word, and I couldn't help standing up straight: "No..."
"Have you been bitten by an insect on your neck? Your skin is turning red from scratching. What are you scratching?"
Embarrassed, I put down the hand that was scratching my neck and hair, and coughed, trying to regain a bit of dignity: "That... it's a little itchy..."
"Eczema and dermatitis don't come knocking on my door. The black dog has a weak resistance recently. Don't get cat moss on it." He squinted at me, "It's more expensive than you to treat it."
I…
A mouthful of old blood was sucked up to the throat, unable to spit it out or swallow it. Now I can probably answer Li Dangdang's first question, yes, I'm choking, after eating his full output, I'm almost choking to death!
When I haven't recovered my breath. The black dog suddenly rushed out from inside and scratched my calf bone with its paws. I subconsciously withdrew my foot, and the black dog jumped back into the room nimbly: "Douye, it's dirty, don't come in, crawl alone. Don't hit me." (That is, dirty, don't come in, get out, don't touch me.)
I just wanted to lose my temper with the black dog.
With a bang, Li Dangdang's door closed.
I stood at the door with a bag of ingredients, feeling a little bit lucky. Fortunately... Fortunately, no one else is here. My face is not particularly embarrassing...
But on second thought, no way! I still have to knock out Li Dangdang and continue to seduce them, otherwise I will ruin my business with them!
I gritted my teeth and was about to knock on the door again, but when I just raised my hand, Li Dangdang's door opened with a slight "click".
Li Dangdang slowly opened the door, and this time he put on his gold-rimmed glasses. He looked at me leisurely and pushed down the frame of the glasses, as if he was the most strict teaching director in high school: "I forgot to wear my glasses just now. Look clearly, Su Xiaoxin, act out your thief expression again."
Damn it, Li Dangdang, who put on his glasses, instantly raised his attack power to another level, but the current situation does not allow me to escape.
All I could do was look at him bravely, and listened to him say, "Tell me, why did you come to see me early in the morning?"
"Because..." I opened my mouth, forget it! Fight! I don't want this face today!
"Because I want to seduce you."
As soon as I said this sentence, Li Dangdang hugged his chest, symbolizing distance and estrangement. His hands slightly loosened. His gold-rimmed glasses slipped slightly on the bridge of his nose by two millimeters, but his slender fingers did not slip away in time. The glasses that are down are pushed up.
He looked at me, his beautiful eyes met mine, and in the quiet space, I heard the ticking of the clock in his room.
At this moment, I don't know what he thinks, I just hope that every minute and every second I pass by here will become a long period of time with them.
The second hand ticked about ten times. It's a pity that the time I spent there was not longer because of my expectation, but Li Dangdang's reaction was more soothing than I expected.
"Su Xiaoxin."
He didn't push me back immediately, but called my name and asked, "You want... to seduce me?"
I do not care!
"Yes, I want to seduce you."
Li Dangdang suddenly took a step forward, and this step allowed him to cross the threshold, and the distance between me and him, whether it was the spatial distance or the psychological distance, was forced to close instantly. Li Dangdang's height brought me an inexplicable sense of oppression, and I subconsciously took a step back.
"Do you know what you're talking about?" He didn't speak fast, but his words were clear, but his momentum was overwhelming, and he approached me step by step.
"I..." Under his pressure, I couldn't utter a complete sentence, I only knew how to retreat step by step.
"Do you know what seduction is?"
I retreated to the door of Wei Wuchang's room. Wei Wuchang and Li Peipai went to the smoking association together, and they are not at home now. The door won't open, but I can't retreat.
"Do you know what will happen to a human being who seduces a vampire?"
Suddenly, with a "bang", Li Dangdang's right hand reached my ear, and I trembled all over. Looking up, I saw Li Dangdang's sullen eyes that were completely different from usual. Hidden behind the gold-rimmed glasses, it seemed that a falcon in the sky was staring at its prey with a killing intent.
"Do you know the difference between you and me..."
He is angry.
Angry because I said I was going to seduce him.
He thinks I've... crossed a line.
He opened his mouth slightly, and I was amazed to see the two canine teeth in his mouth growing slowly. When he opened his mouth, they were slightly exposed outside the lower lip. The teeth were sharp, like needle points, which was daunting. I'm a little... frightened by such Li Dangdang...
Now he is exactly the same as the vampire in the legend. He put his fangs around my neck, and I held my breath, not daring to take a breath.
"How many times have I told you, prey."
This is the first time, in this residential building, I really feel that this non-human is really trying to kill me.
And my life and death, not by myself, all by him.