I was imprisoned in Li Dangdang's room.
The black dog is a heartless cat. He only stayed with me for a while, and then went to sleep in the living room by himself.
I don't really want to stand with Li Dangdang's coffin. Because Li Dangdang's coffin is different from that of Li Peipei. Li accompanied him to raise a very stupid Alaska. The coffin was gnawed to pieces, and occasionally there were giant Alaska poops in it.
It can be said that Li Peipai's coffin is surreal and full of absurd black humor.
And Li Dangdang's coffin is very well-behaved, well-behaved... coffin. I usually glance at it occasionally and don't think there is anything wrong, but it's a bit subtle to be alone with it at night.
I decided to turn my attention away, so I looked at Li Dangdang's computer.
"Black dog." Because the owner is not there, I can only ask the owner's servant, "Can I borrow Li Dangdang's computer to play with?"
"Did the master say you can't play?"
"No." I answered myself, the black dog ignored me coldly, so I sat down with peace of mind, turned on his desktop, waited for two or three minutes, there was no power-on password, and jumped directly to the desktop.
Li Dangdang's desktop is very neat, and there is nothing else except regular software. According to my habit, I first click on QQ, log in to my own QQ, and then open the web page when it starts up, and enter the name of my comic platform "Bengbeng Comics", but something amazing happened...
After I entered the first two characters "Bengbeng" on the comic platform, I just typed an m in the next letter, and the word "Manga" was automatically displayed at the back of the input method.
Um
Things are a little more nuanced.
The urgency of the input method is to save the words or phrases frequently entered by the user, and the next time the same letter starts with the input, it will be automatically associated.
That is to say, if the user of this computer has not typed the four words "Bengbeng Manga" before, then the input method will not be automatically associated.
From this, it can be concluded that before Li Dangdang... must have typed out the four words "Bengbeng Manga" and entered it.
Thinking of this, I don't know why, I suddenly... feel a little guilty.
I seem to... discovered something incredible.
I hit the enter key.
"Bengbeng comics" started to search, and the web page showed a link. I poked it in, and I did not deliberately, that is, subconsciously, the mouse slid to the upper right corner of the web page, because usually when I click on the comic platform, the first thing I do is to poke it. Go to the background to check yesterday's comments or prepare to update.
But now this is Li Dangdang's computer, so there will be no account for me, but the amazing thing is that this computer is not in the tourist status either.
This is Lee...
Fucking has an account on Bengbo Manga!
I scanned the member's name...
Chiba.
Chiba!
It's him! I know!
This is the reader who buys my VIP every time, but gives me bad reviews after reading it!
Every comment is either "bullshit" or "huh."
He didn't say any reason to look down on and despise me. It was just a burst of cynicism, but he still wants to watch it next time the VIP is updated! I usually cherish my comments very much. I have to read each comment word by word. Usually, they are encouraged by cute little angels. When I read them, I always smile with a puzzled look, but every time! every time! every time!
This Qianye can destroy my good mood in a second, and I have to watch the encouragement of ten little angels to get over it.
Hmph, if it wasn't for the sake of the father whose id is spending money, me!
I... can't do anything about it.
I finally know now! It turned out to be you, Li Dangdang!
I thought about Li Dangdang's face, and then thought about his comments, and suddenly felt that the words on the screen came alive! The counterpart could not be more appropriate!
This Mensao, actually read my comics quietly by himself, and hid it so well, heh, he usually behaves like a dog, but he didn’t expect to do this kind of rape in secret work thing!
But wait...
It seems that now is not the time to care about his bad review for me.
I thought about it, I probably haven't done anything outrageous to Li Dangdang in the comics yet.
But the readers’ comments under my manga have said everything, such as hugging, kissing, sleeping, being strong, being more intense, being rough... There are many of them...
I swallowed.
Um…
With a heavy and delicate heart, I clicked on my own comics, and used Li Dangdang's account to scroll through my own comment area. Then I covered my face, sighed, and wanted to turn off the computer silently.
As a non-smoker, I also want to hold a cigarette in my mouth at this time to feel the vicissitudes of life.
The times have indeed changed, and today's teenage readers are too straightforward.
How could I have forgotten that someone built a building with hundreds of floors and asked me to throw Li Dangdang? How could I have forgotten that someone was still writing colorful fan short stories downstairs? I don't know how many nights I have experienced, the child can make soy sauce.
Looking at the comments again from the perspective of Li Dangdang, it is really embarrassing and horrible.
I think I should be able to face Chiba's "ah" and "nonsense" in the future. I think his ah and nonsense, besides talking about me, should also include my little angels.
I'm sorry little angels, this time, I admit that I can't fight for you.
When I was downcast like a defeated chicken, my QQ didi didi rang.
It was Jiji sauce who came to find me.
"Why haven't you been here for the past two days?" Chichi-chan asked me, "I think you haven't retrieved Weibo, right? You haven't responded to your big recommendation, and you plan to be aloof in the future. ?"
I knocked on the keyboard weakly: I have been too busy these two days, and today is almost done. I will fix it tomorrow and plan to pick up the things that were dropped before.
I thought, Li Dangdang just said that he should take it in his room at night, and I can still go back to my room during the day, and at worst I just adjust my schedule and start working during the day.
"What have you been up to these two days? It's like disappearing."
"Hmm...something messy."
"Okay, okay, I also said that I will come to Chongqing every two days to play."
"Huh?" I sat up straight, "Are you here to play?"
"I'm planning to come. The tickets haven't been booked yet. Let's see when you're free, my beauty. I just want to meet my bosom friend. Let's have dinner and watch a movie together!"
I am excited in my heart. I have very good friends in every stage of junior high school and high school, but once I leave the original environment and are not together, the topics will naturally become less. Alienation, the roommates in the university dormitory are also very good, but after graduation, they go their separate ways and gradually become alienated.
Later, when I came to Li Dangdang's apartment, there was no normal human friend around me. Now I also found that the ex-boyfriend who I thought was very ordinary is not a normal person...
I actually yearn for a normal, ordinary, human friend in my heart.
I counted the time with my fingers.
"I may be busy in the next five days, and it should be better in five days. To be on the safe side, you can come to see me in ten days, or half a month. Do you still want to come then?"
"It shouldn't be a problem. Then I'll go back and think about it first. You should be busy. I'm going to paint too."
"good!"
Saying goodbye to Jijijiang, I was secretly excited. There is a feeling of being a human being with great difficulty.
I plan to wait for Li Dangdang to come back tomorrow, and I will ask him about his future arrangements and when my death threats will end. Hmm... Although it might be a little embarrassing to see Li Dangdang, I think, since Li Dangdang didn't point out the fact that he read my comics, then I don't need to deliberately point it out.
Everyone pretends to be confused, it depends on who's acting skills!
It was already noon when I woke up on the sofa during the day, and Li Dangdang didn't come back. No one answered my text messages, and I waited until night. I was so hungry, but the ban was not lifted, and I dared not leave his room, so I finally held back a phone call to him, and hung up after two rings, a minute later. Sent a text message: "A meeting."
I seized this time, and quickly sent a text message asking: "When can I leave your room, you have nothing to eat in the room, and I can't compete with the black dog for cat food, and you don't allow me to bark for takeaways." , I'm starving to death."
Text messages came back quickly.
"… useless."
I…
I am human! I am human! When you usually threaten me, don't you always emphasize to me that I am a human being! human beings! Humans have to eat! At this time, have you forgotten that I am a human again
"I'll ask Yu Shao to go back and deliver food to you."
He then sent this message to appease the hungry and irritable me.
I sat on the sofa, looked at the clock on the wall, listened to the ticking sound, anxiously waiting for the meal to come.
Half an hour later, Yu Shao, who was like a god, knocked on the door. I swear I have never seen such a cute boy. He stood at the door with a meal in his hand: "Miss, I brought you some rations." I happily took it, and then Yu Shao continued, "I will deliver the meals to you for the next five days."
I turned to look at him: "What?"
"As Li Dangdang said, he will probably be very busy in the next five days and won't be able to come back. The house is left for you to live in, but you can't leave. I will check on him from time to time every day, and bring you some food and drink along the way."
I stared blankly at Yu Shao: "What about five days later? I'm still going to be imprisoned?"
"Let's talk in five days. I'm going out to play, bye."
Yu Shao happily waved to me, turned around and went out.
Carrying a bag of food, I watched him leave as if looking at the world outside the iron window.
I quickly took out my phone and sent Li Dangdang a message: "How long will I be locked up?"
"It depends on the situation and prepares for a lifetime."
I:"???"
I froze on the spot, and the black dog jumped onto my shoulder. Schadenfreude: "Oh, what's the difference between being a widow and being a widow? It's better to hang yourself and get rid of it." (Oh, what's the difference between you and a widow? It's better to hang yourself and forget it, it's easy.)
I looked at the black dog with nothing to love. I actually think... it's right... right.