What I did was more serious than I imagined.
I, the still human Li Dangdang, Li Peipai, Yu Shao, the Goddess Jinhua and the black dog, are the five and a half people who have free time in this building. We gather in Li Dangdang's room, sit around the coffee table and sit on the ground . Try to negotiate a solution.
but…
Because this matter is a bit too absurd, Li Paipai and Yu Shao, who were called to discuss the solution, were shaking their facial muscles crazily. The deep smile was suppressed.
"Laughing, laughing!" (Laughing what laughing) The black dog yelled at Li Peipei and Yu Shao very fiercely, "It's funny that my master turned into a pig! It's a terrible thing, laugh at the hammer!" (Being a pig Is it funny? Such a terrible thing, laugh ass!)
After hearing what Heigou said, Li Dangdang, who was cross-legged while crossing his hands while crossing his arms, turned darker than Heigou's fur. He glanced at the black dog, and the black dog caught his master's gaze, the fur on its body trembled, and it also lowered its head, not daring to speak.
But Yu Shao and Li Peipai chose to bend down and hook their heads, and let out a desperately suppressed but uncontrollable cooing laughter, like two quails.
I knelt down next to Li Dangdang, yes, knelt down.
I actually wanted to laugh too, but I really didn't dare to laugh, and I hated Li Peipei and Yu Shao's smiles very much.
Because, I feel that although Li Dangdang is not looking at me now, he has already put on his gold ring, and the gold-rimmed glasses and ring have a piercing cold light. If I dare to show a little smile, I swear, Li Dangdang will cut it off on the spot. My head rests under my ass.
And the smiles of Pei Pei and Yu Shao are like urging to death, as long as Li Dang is angry to the critical point, I will probably confess.
I, Su Xiaoxin, an ordinary manga author, my life is hanging by a thread right now, like sitting on pins and needles.
I lowered my head and looked at the coffee table, silent and shrinking, without saying a word, pretending that I had buried my head in the ground.
And Goddess Jinhua is the only one among us who is normal... In fact, it is not normal, since she came to sit down in Li Dangdang's room, she started eating like crazy.
Li Dangdang and I had no appetite to eat the dumplings cooked by Li Dangdang before, so she has already eliminated them, and when she was eating the dumplings, she also ordered 50 servings of Chongqing noodles.
At this moment, there are about 30 empty takeaway paper boxes next to Goddess Jinhua. She has already eaten 30 bowls of small noodles, and now she is eating the 31st bowl. Blow it, stuff it into your mouth, inhale it, chew it twice, swallow it, and repeat it about three times. A bowl of noodles will be empty, and then you will take two sips while holding the bowl, adding another one to the empty takeaway carton.
In the whole room, apart from the sound of the goddess eating noodles, there were only Li Paipai and Yu Shao laughing and chattering.
At the fortieth bowl, the goddess' gentle voice broke the silence: "I want to eat another fifty bowls."
"Okay, I'll give you some!" The companion finally found something other than holding back her laughter. She excitedly clicked on the goddess' mobile phone, added food for her, and then pulled the goddess' finger over to pay.
Li Peipei stopped chattering, and Yu Shao was too embarrassed to laugh. As soon as he raised his head, he coughed, without a smile on his face, a child, looking at Li Dangdang seriously: "How did things become like this?"
The goddess continued to eat noodles, and had no time to talk to anyone. In order to find something else to do for herself, the companion joined forces with Yu Shao, as if singing together: "Hey, I didn't expect that. When I went downstairs today, I saw Jin The door of Hua's house was opened, and when I went in, I saw Jin Hua laying on the ground dizzy with hunger, you know, Jin Hua wakes up one day a year, and eats a year's worth of food every day, so I went upstairs to find food for her Yes, when she was eating in my room, I told her about Xiaoxin who moved into our apartment this year."
"Oh!" Yu Shao nodded very deliberately, "And then?"
"Then Jinhua likes Xiaoxin very much."
The goddess ate, and said something vaguely: "Well, please tell me that Xiaoxin has helped her a lot, and she has a very kind and gentle personality. I like such a girl."
Li Peipei went on to explain: "That's why Jinhua said that this year's wish quota should be reserved for Xiaoxin."
"Yeah." The goddess finished another bowl of noodles and interjected in her free time, "I didn't agree to my wish to get rich overnight."
"Well, but I don't think it's anything. I'm willing to give this wish to Xiaoxin."
I…
Thank you, Goddess of Golden Flower... Thank you, Li accompany...
you really...
You guys are really good at taking your time.
I cried out a piece of the Pacific Ocean in my heart, but my face was as silent as death.
"Then I happily ran down and knocked on Li Dangdang's door, but Li Dangdang opened the door before I knocked, and it happened that Xiaoxin was behind me, so I asked Xiaoxin what wish he had. Then..."
Yu Shao nodded: "So that's the case." Yu Shao turned to look at me, "So why does Xiaoxin want Li Dangdeng to turn into a pig?"
Ah... Brother... Brother Yu!
Yu dad!
Stop asking! You kill me like a dog! I keep this life, and I will definitely provide you with some other fun in the future!
The corners of my mouth trembled, borrowing the power of my desire to survive, I turned my neck and glanced at Li Dangdang. He still looked like a human being, but he still didn't look at me, and my voice was as thin as a mosquito: "Don't...don't ask these questions." I moved my eyes to the goddess: "This...can I withdraw my wish?"
The goddess drank the soup, wiped her mouth, and looked at me gently with her beautiful eyes, then she smiled softly: "No, when I promise, the wish will be sent out."
Can you still say this? Is the goddess some kind of signal tower? The kind that sends messages to aliens? So what kind of alien mysterious power can turn Li Dangdang into a pig
The goddess brought another bowl of small noodles and said before eating: "When the night passes and the sun rises again, your wish will come true."
In other words, when the sun rises tomorrow morning, I will see a vampire turned into a pig in the coffin, named... Li Zhuzhu
It's cute when you think about it.
However, I feel that my life is afraid that I will not be able to get out of this good night. By the time the sun rises, I may already be cold.
Because after the goddess finished speaking, I felt pressure doubled. It was not an illusion, but the ground trembled. Some wall dust fell from the trembling ceiling. On the painted wall, a thin crack suddenly snaked from the base of the wall. climb. The whole room was filled with Li Dangdang's invisible aura.
In order to save my life, I hurriedly asked Goddess Jinhua tremblingly: "Is there any remedy? For example, recover this wish, or send another wish to cancel the previous wish,"
The Golden Flower Goddess turned a blind eye to the increasing pressure in the room, and continued to eat her noodles: "Well, it is impossible to recover, and it may be difficult to send another wish, because I only have one chance to send a wish a year. But I can As for your wish, I will attach a condition to you."
Adding conditions to Li's wish to become a pig
What to add? Make him a cute pig
While I was still racking my brains to think about how to solve this crisis with an additional condition, the goddess suddenly put down her chopsticks and spat out the noodles in her mouth: "Ah!" She turned to look at me, "I see, how about it?" , Li Dangdang will turn into a pig, but if there is a kiss from true love, he can change back to his original appearance."
WTF
The Frog Prince? So what is Li Dangdang, who is a pig? Prince Pig
"I think..." This is not good, it makes the goddess you look like a cursed witch...
Before I finished the last half of the sentence, my eyes lit up suddenly, and I called out: "Oh, this is very good, this is very good! A very good beginning of a fairy tale!"
"Yes, yes! I sent it."
Um
etc…
she says…
"Huh!?" I snatched the goddess' face in desperation, "What's wrong with you?"
"Additional conditions." The goddess looked at me with a smile, "I added it."
I…
At this time, there was about 800 kilograms of blood in my heart and I wanted to vomit.
What... true love of what the fuck? Are non-human beings so unreliable
"Li Peipei! How can you say yes!" I vented my anger to accompany me.
The companion looked back at me with a straight face: "Isn't it good? It's really a great fairy tale beginning."
Yu Shao also nodded unreliably at the side: "It's really good.
"Where am I going to find a true love for your brother! You can't see that although your brother is not talking now, but it is written all over his face. If Su Xiaoxin can't solve this problem today, I will send her to see Hades before the sun comes out." Is this line?"
Li Peipei glanced at Li Dangdang, then turned his eyes and fell on me: "Xiaoxin, I think you understand my brother very well. If you understand so well, maybe it is true love. Anyway, now that the additional conditions have been issued, you Why don't you give him a try?"
I…
I turned my head and glanced at Li Dangdang, as if I had an illusion, Li Dangdang's eyes moved, as if his eyes had just turned away from me.
Want me... dear... Li Dangdang? This... This is a pit after all!
If I don't kiss him, that means I don't want to help him. I am not kind. I kissed him, and if he doesn't change tomorrow, wouldn't I become his true love? True love like Li Dangdang? It would be better to turn him into a pig!
The other said that if I kissed him, he would still turn into a pig tomorrow. I am not his true love, and Li Dangdang could probably kill me with a pig's hoof.
I was in a dilemma and couldn't talk, but at this moment, Li Dangdang said: "Is it itchy to accompany me to see you?" He turned the ring on his hand.
The smile on Li Peipai's face immediately subsided, and she cleared her cough: "Okay... I'm not kidding. I'm serious, anyway, the additional conditions are out, what's the matter, let's try."
"Yeah, let's try it." The goddess took back her small noodles from my hand, "I heard from my companion that Li Dangdeng likes Xiaoxin very much, doesn't he? Isn't it easy for you to meet this condition?"
As soon as the female myth came out, Li Paipai's expression froze. I pointed at Li Paipai and said furiously, "It turns out that you instilled this in the goddess!"
"Li, accompany, accompany."
When Li Dangdang shouted these three words, Li Peipan suddenly disappeared like smoke, leaving only four words in the air: "Slip away."
And at the place where her figure disappeared, Li Dangdang's whip had already "snapped" and only split the coffee table in half.
Yu Shao also coughed twice: "Well, I can't help you much, and you can find a way to solve the rest." He opened the door and walked out, "But I really feel that there is no way out, what can I do? You can give it a try." Yu Shao blinked at me, turned and left.
The goddess has also finished fifty bowls of small noodles. She wiped her mouth: "I went outside to wait for the takeaway, and I will go upstairs to eat when I get it back later. I should go to bed after eating, see you next year."
She is really a goddess who wakes up in a hurry, and a goddess who leaves in a hurry.
After everyone left, it was a mess, leaving me and Li Dangdang in the room.
I look at him and he looks at me.
Leaving the phrase "try" that the three of them have said, it seems that they are still lingering.