I looked at Li Dangdang and struggled countless times. Finally, I gritted my teeth, and I will take the blame for the trouble I caused. Let's kiss him alive and well!
Just like kissing a dog!
I closed my eyes and ran towards Li Dangdang's mouth, but just as I made this move, before my face could touch it, a big hand directly grabbed my entire face, and pushed back unceremoniously, with all my strength It was a little big, and I was pushed from a kneeling position to a slammed position on the ground.
I opened my eyes and stared blankly at Li Dangdang.
Li Dangdang stared at me contemptuously and disgustedly: "What are you doing?"
"Dear... Isn't this going to kiss you, in order not to make you a pig."
"Go away." Li Dangdang said, stood up, straightened his cuffs and collar, "No one ever said Jinhua's wish would come true."
"But... didn't all the wishes they made before come true?"
Li Dangdang looked indifferent, turned his head and walked into his room: "Anyone can do Xiaoen Xiaohui, this kind of absurd thing has no basis. I'm going to work later, you stay in the room by yourself " He turned his head and stared at me with a warning look, "If you let me know that you dare to leave without permission. Su Xiaoxin..."
He paused for a long time. At first, I thought he was trying to create pressure on me, but the time to create pressure was too long, so I found out that this Li Dangdang didn't think about it. If I leave privately, he will How to deal with me.
That's right, letting me stay in the room was to save my life. He couldn't just kill me just to protect me...
"In the future you will know what fear is."
Okay, there is no threat of power in one sentence. Compared with usual, the skill is much worse.
I think, at this moment, in Li Dangdang's heart, he should also be disturbed by the matter of becoming a pig, but it's not dawn yet, and he refuses to admit it.
Li Dangdang went back to the room by himself, and at nine o'clock in the evening, he came out in a suit and leather shoes, his hair was still meticulously groomed, his exquisite gold-rimmed glasses still shone very brightly under the light, and his appearance looked the same as usual.
He went to the door to put on his shoes. I was a little worried: "Or, tonight, you'd better stay at home."
"You stay at home." He didn't turn his head. After saying this, he got up and opened the door and went out, as if he didn't care about the curse from the goddess.
Li Dangdang closed the door and left, and the black dog who had been hiding before jumped out again: "Don't say it, it sounds like two people." (Don't say it, these words really sound like a couple. They are the same couple.)
I looked down at the black dog: "Do you really only care about this? If your master really turns into a pig... then you are a cat raised by a pig."
The black dog squinted at me: "No (no), if my master turns into a pig, then you will be the one who wants to raise a pig and a cat. The disaster is your fault, and you have to be responsible."
Thinking about living with a talking cat and another talking pig for the rest of my life... My heart is really desolate.
Sitting on the sofa, I cupped my fists and worshiped the gods and Buddhas of various religions in the East and West, hoping that they would not let the goddess' wish come true.
I was praying, worried, and of course I couldn't sleep at all, so I waited on the sofa until five o'clock in the morning. This is the time when the sky is about to light up, and usually at this time, Li Dangdang should be back. As the time drew near, in the silent Xiaoxiao moment, I became more and more nervous, for fear that after hearing the sound of the key opening the door, what I saw was a fat hoof.
But no matter how nervous I was, the time finally came, and I heard footsteps, a little rumbled, but not like hooves.
I waited and waited, and finally, the sound of keys jingling sounded outside the door, the door handle started to turn, and the door was pushed open.
The humanoid Li Dangdang appeared at the door intact.
He walked in the door and met my eyes directly.
To be honest, I didn't open the door to meet the "pig". My mood is very complicated, both happy and a little bit lost...
"What are you staring at so hard? Do you have any unrealistic expectations?" Li Dangdang asked me, I didn't say a word, and I must not reveal a little bit of the dark little Jiujiu in my heart.
"I'm worried about..."
As soon as I finished speaking, Li Dangdang, who was walking towards the bedroom, suddenly went into a trance.
I immediately stood up nervously: "What's wrong?"
"No..." He just started talking, when he suddenly turned to the side and fell straight towards me.
I immediately raised my hand to catch Li Dangdeng, but Li Dangdang was much heavier than me, and I usually lacked exercise, so I couldn't catch it. Following his strength, I fell back and sat back on the sofa again. Li Dangdang was heavy on me.
Accompanied by a "ding dong" sound of metal falling to the ground.
I said "Ouch" and managed to stabilize my body with my weak abdominal muscles, "What's wrong?" After I sat down firmly, I wanted to look at Li Dangdang in front of me, but found that the...
It turned out that there was only Li Dangdang's suit.
On the ground are Li Dangdang's ring and glasses.
And the suit on my body has a round bulge between my legs and above the abdomen.
I…
As if realizing what this is.
Shaking my hands, I opened my suit jacket, unbuttoned my shirt, and then... I saw the face of a little sweet pig protruding from the clothes.
Little Fragrant Pig looked at me, I looked at him, my face was shocked, his face was serious.
"Lee... blah blah?"
Li Dangdang looked at me, then stood up, with four hooves on my abdomen, which made me a little painful, but at this moment, what is this pain? He raised his right front hoof, looked down at the hoof, then at me, then at the hoof.
Then the whole person... the whole pig froze.
The black dog rushed out from the corner, stopped abruptly, looked at the scene in front of him, and was silent for two seconds, then wailed loudly from its mouth: "Ah! My God! Don't be old! Leah!" I can’t get old! I’m going to live! My master is getting old! Ouch! What to do!” Do it!)
In the room, the silent me, the silent pig, and a howling cat formed a perfect closure. However, soon, this closure was broken by a burst of earth-shattering laughter outside the door.
Accompanied by Li, Yu Shao's voice was loudly laughing outside.
After a while, Wei Wuchang joined in: "What's the matter? Why is it disturbing people's peace so early in the morning?"
After a while, I remembered Meimei's voice again: "What have you been making a fuss about since yesterday?"
After a while, the old hag also came down: "Oh, I don't want people to take a beauty sleep, I hate it! What are you arguing about!"
The little wolf also said in a dazed voice outside: "That's right, I sang for a long time yesterday, and I haven't slept for half an hour..."
Laughing outside, crying inside.
The only ones who are quiet are the fragrant pig Li Dangdang, and me who is being pressed down by the fragrant pig.
Li Dangdang put down his hoof, and at this moment I felt the murderous aura from a pig.