Li Dangdang is a pig.
I'm not scolding him, I'm just stating the facts.
Time probably stood still for millions of years between me and him.
In the end, Li Dangdang finally accepted this fact. The movement in his ear seemed to be slowly conveyed to his heart after he calmed down.
He stared at me with murderous eyes.
Yes, the murderous look on the pig in front of me made me shudder. It's just that in this trembling, there is still something ridiculous.
But in the end, this disaster was caused by me. From a humanitarian point of view, anyone can laugh at Li Dangdang, but I can't.
So I was seriously afraid, stared at Li Dangdang seriously, and then seriously begged for mercy: "Miss! Isn't this all my previous miss! I can make it up!"
I looked at Li Dangdang, and I didn’t know why, I couldn’t kiss Li Dangdang in human form, but when I faced Li Dangdang in pig form, I felt a lot less pressure. Kissing him now, I can really be a kissing dog: "I can kiss you!" I yelled this sentence as if I swore an oath, and then I raised my hands, stretched forward, and hugged Li Dangdang's pig's head.
Li Dangdang's round eyes opened suddenly, as if frightened.
I didn't care about him, just grabbed his pig ears, pulled him close to me, and at the same time curled up my stomach to meet him.
Li Dangdang raised his hoof and tried to cross my face. However, although his posture was full of resistance, the hoof was too short and the nose was too long...
I closed my eyes and turned my heart hard, and for my responsibility and responsibility, I kissed his mouth under his nose.
Li Dangdang is Li Dangdang after all, even if he turned into a pig, his mouth is still clean and hot, without any taste or moisture, the touch is very good, but it is not enough to make me nostalgic. Release him immediately.
But Li Dangdang seemed to have been hit hard. He still stared at me with wide eyes, and then took two steps back in disbelief. His hoof stepped on my soft stomach, and he couldn't stand still. "Paji" I fell to the ground with a bang.
"Ouch!" The black dog cried enough on the ground, looked up and saw this scene, and began to wail again: "Mom, the sound of my master's reaching the ground is so loud! My master is no longer handsome! 啷What to do!" (Oh my god, the sound of my master falling to the ground is so fleshy! My master is no longer handsome! What should I do!)
I'm different from Black Dog, I don't pay attention to such trivial points. I stared at Li Dangdang, watched him get up from the ground, he stepped on his own suit, shook his head, shook his soft flesh, and then...
Nothing has changed.
Damn, this condition added by the Golden Flower Goddess... is useless! The conditions are not established! I'm not Li Dangdang's true love!
Li Dangdang looked up, he looked at me, I looked at him, time stood still between us again.
"I, I, I, I really kissed you just now, but...it's useless." My voice became smaller and smaller, and Li Zhuzhu's eyes became colder and colder.
"Ah!" The black dog howled again, as if he was narrating the bgm and narration for us, "It's useless even kissing! Life is hard!"
I was upset and flustered by howling, but in this space, I didn't dare to say anything, I could only watch Li Dangdang's every move with concern.
In the soundtrack of the black dog, I saw Li Dangdang raised his little hoof, put one hoof into the ring he dropped on the ground, and the ring caught the... front end of the corner of his hoof. The golden light flashed on the ring immediately...
Long live! This person has become a pig, but this pig can still use spells!
I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead.
I lay on the sofa with my chest in my arms and closed my eyes. I was praying for myself the last time, but the next second I heard the black dog shout: "Meow!"
It’s been a long time since I heard this cat make a sound that really belongs to a cat. I opened my eyes and turned my head, but saw the black dog squatting in the corner of the room, with its front paws covering its own buttocks, tears in its eyes, and a pitiful stare at it. Li Zhuzhu.
"It's noisy, it's dead." From Li Zhuzhu's mouth, three cold syllables came out.
As soon as his words fell, the golden light on the ring turned into a long whip, like a snake or lightning, it jumped to the door lock, and the door opened with a "click".
Jin Guang went straight out, curled the necks of the two people who were laughing so fast outside the door, tightened the golden whip, and pulled the two of them into the room without any politeness.
The other people behind were at a loss.
Li Peipei and Yu Shao were pulled into the room together, the force was so great that it was impossible for the two of them to stand still, they fell to the ground and rubbed face down on the ground. On the rubbed ground, both of them were still strong enough to leave the end of their laughter.
They fell in front of Li Dangdang.
One big and one small, the two sat up slowly, maybe because of pain, maybe because of shame, they covered their faces, and after sitting up, they didn't make a sound for a long time.
However, after a while, when the two of them took their hands away from their faces, I realized that I was still too kind. These two people didn't take their hands off just because...
"Ahahahaha, no, it's too funny, it's even more funny when you see the real thing, ahahahaha, why are you so cute when you become a pig! What should I do, I can't stop, hahaha, I'm going to die laughing, I I'm dead." Li Peipei laughed so hard that she rolled on the ground clutching her stomach.
Yu Shao was better, just rolling on the ground, without the strength to utter taunting words.
Seeing them like this, I was deeply worried about their lives, and at the same time... I couldn't help it anymore, I turned my head, turned my back to Li Zhuzhu, buried my head in the sofa, tightly, tightly Grit your teeth and take a deep breath.
However, in the next moment, there was only a "swish", and all the laughter in the room stopped.
I also turned my head warily, and saw that Li Dangdang's golden whip split into two strands and stopped in front of Shao and Li Peipai's eyes. Looking at the eyes of the two.
"Okay... okay, let's stop laughing." Li Peipei rubbed on the ground and moved back a little.
Yu Shao also cleared his voice: "Okay, let's seriously think about a solution now."
"Accompany Li." Li Zhuzhu ordered in a cold voice, "Go and ask the Sucking Association for leave for ten days."
The companion restrained her smile and sat up straight: "Ten days... can solve... this situation?"
"It must be resolved."
"good… "
"Yu Shao."
"Yes, yes."
"During this period, you will attend some of the public affairs of the Suction Association and handle them for me."
Yu Shao sat cross-legged, and now he was a bit serious: "Master Guan, I am a child now, can those vampires under your command listen to me?"
"Don't give me excuses, you will do this, or not?"
"Let's do it." Yu Shao patted his clothes and stood up, "I can't laugh at you, the official, for nothing."
Li Peipei also stood up: "I'll help you ask for leave."
I looked at them, and I was a little relieved that finally these non-human beings seemed to work together to do something.
"I've been wondering since just now, what are you guys laughing at? I heard Li Dangdang's voice, but why didn't I see where Li Dangdang was?" The old witch with a mask came in from outside the house, and then her eyes fell on the ground Li Zhuzhu's body.
"Ah, how come there are cats and dogs in this building and pigs? It's so dirty, hey...huh? This is..."
The old witch's eyes fell on the ring on Li Zhu's hoof, but at this moment, the golden whip that flew out of the ring was still in the air and did not retract.
Li Zhuzhu seemed to realize something at this moment, and immediately took back the golden whip, but... there is an idiom called...
It's too late.
The old witch looked at Li Zhuzhu on the ground, me on the sofa, the ring under Li Zhuzhu's trotters, and Li Dangdeng's suit scattered on the ground. It seemed to remind me of the wild laughter of Li Peipei and Yu Shao just now, the howling of the black dog in the room, and then...
"ah… "
It was as if someone had slapped Tianling Gai, and his whole body became transparent.
"Li, you..." He pointed at Li Zhuzhu, the expression on his face, under my witness, distorted and changed... I saw his mask cracked.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
"Li Dangdang turned into a pig! Hahaha! Hahaha!"
With a somewhat shrill voice like an arrow piercing the clouds, the old witch called for thousands of troops to come and meet her.
Meimei walked in, Xiaolang walked in, Wei Wuchang also walked in.
Then, the scene got out of control, and the room could not stop, one after another... laughter.
My heart is at peace, it's not that I don't want to laugh, I just can't laugh when I think about what will happen to me after these people leave.
Li Zhuzhu is also under the sofa, just like me, silent. And his silence, I think, is the last calm before the storm...