What I didn't expect was... The next day, Meimei hosted a reception banquet for me, and Li Dangdang... was actually drunk.
The thing, is this.
I, who is used to going to bed late, and my companion with a normal schedule, chatted until five o'clock in the morning before going to bed. When I woke up, it was already past twelve noon.
I opened my eyes and looked at my phone subconsciously, and found that Meimei had sent me a lot of messages and pictures of the vegetable market. Meimei said that she and Ah Ji went fishing in the Yangtze River this morning, and they got a lot of money. They sold the fish and made a lot of money. They planned to buy some food and cook a barbecue hot pot feast.
Before I had time to feel that Aji's localization was so fast and successful, I was overwhelmed by a bunch of beautiful pictures.
In the pictures, Aji was standing by the side of the vegetable market, holding a bunch of plastic bags in his hands.
Just by looking at the pictures, I can imagine how well Aji and Meimei appear in the vegetable market... Well, although the background is a bit messy, it is very simple and realistic.
All kinds of vegetables are in the Aji bag. Meimei asked me: "Aji and I bought these, and if you want to eat, I will buy them for you."
With all my heart, I didn't refuse. I ordered a bunch of duck intestines, xuewang and beef offal. When I reported the name of the dishes, I woke up my companion. She was also polite and snatched my mobile phone. The order was all meat. After placing the order, she was about to put down her phone when suddenly her eyes lit up and she turned to stare at me:
"Xiaoxin is able to come back this time, Li Dangdang is a hero, Meimei, you should also invite Li Dangdang to this welcome banquet."
Meimei readily agreed: "Okay, Xiaoxin, let me notify Li Yandang." I was about to refuse, but a voice came quickly: "The phone is out of battery, don't send messages, I will continue to buy vegetables went."
Followed by a yellow dog face, with a weird smile.
Then the dialogue box fell into dead silence.
I looked at my phone, then at Li Paipai, and Paipai yawned: "It's still too crowded for two people to sleep in the coffin. I'll squint for a while. Go and call Li Paipai, let's go." She kept talking. Push, push me out of the door.
I was kicked out of the room and stood outside the escort door. The place where my room was originally was badly broken last night. The old iron door was blown by the wind from the ceiling, creaking, creaking, shaking from side to side , as if laughing at my sluggishness.
In the end, I went down to the eighth floor and stood in front of Li Dangdang's door.
I hesitated at his door for a long time. I was thinking, after last night, whether I should break through the window paper between me and Li Dangdang.
Some things, if you know it well and don't break it, you can live in a daze. But if it is broken, it will either not be broken or not established, or it will be broken... it will be broken.
Moreover, just like the question that Peipei asked me yesterday, there are still many problems between me and Li Dangdang, not just saying that I like you and we are together, these problems will no longer exist, the problems still exist, and I have not yet Think clearly.
About my longevity, his special...
When I was still meditating on Li Dangdang's door with bitter hatred, two soft pads on the back of my neck stepped on my neck. Although the pads were fleshy, they were not weak. With a drawn-out voice: "A... bitch!"
My head slammed into Li Dangdang's room door with a "boom!" It was more like knocking a bell than knocking on the door. The aftertaste of the bell went from my forehead to the back of my head, shaking my whole body They were numb from the shock.
I covered my forehead and squatted on the ground, unable to stand up.
The black dog landed gracefully, standing in front of me, its black tail swept across my face angrily.
"Master, I've been so unlucky in my life that I met you!" (Master is really unlucky in my life, to have met you!) The black dog stood in front of me and scolded me, "I can't lift my hands or lift my shoulders!" Carry, you can be kidnapped when you go back to every fucking house. You breed weak chickens and live in the world, isn’t it a waste of resources? You don’t have to eat rations! mmp!” (Spicy chickens like you live in the world? What is a waste of resources? I don’t even have to eat my rations!)
Then there are another seven billion people wasting resources in this world...
Before I could say this retort, the door of Li Dangdang's house was pushed out behind me, and at this time I was squatting outside his house, and it was no surprise that Li Dangdang's door directly knocked me down, and my face was on the ground , His forehead was hit hard again.
I didn't say a word, hugged my face and fell to the ground.
All the girl's thoughts before have turned into dirt on the ground at this time, not worth mentioning.
"You cat..." I held back the pain, turned over, lay on the ground, looked at Li Dangdang, "Let's stew it."
Li Dangdang glanced at the black dog, and the black dog changed his aggressive appearance just now, shook all over, turned around and went into the house.
I clutched my forehead and struggled to sit up: "Although to it, you are its true love, I know you are reluctant, so leave it to me, and I will stew."
"My true love?" Li Dangdang pushed his glasses, and the eyes behind the glasses narrowed slightly, "Black dog?"
"That's right, before that, didn't you need the kiss of true love to change back from..." I was a little guilty when I said this, "I'm useless, but the black dog licked you, so you came back."
Li Dangdang looked at me for a long time, as if what I just said was a joke.
But he wasn't amused.
After a while, he took a deep breath, turned his head, exhaled a long breath, then took another deep breath, and then calmed down, looking indifferently and indifferently at the swollen forehead sitting on the ground. Me, let alone helping me, I really didn't even move my fingers: "I just came back for a day, what's bothering me?"
Compared with just now, when he said this, he became inexplicably irritable.
I swallowed, and realized that I was actually... more adapted to such Li Dangdang.
I guess I also have a dog living inside me.
I patted my butt and stood up by myself: "Meimei asked me to tell you that she treats everyone to hot pot at night."
"Please eat hot pot after the rent is paid, I agree?"
I looked at him: "Isn't this... asking for instructions..."
He looked at me, after a long time, snorted coldly, turned and entered the door, leaving only one sentence: "No eating indoors."
It is because of his words that eating indoors is not allowed, and we can’t eat it on the roof of the bombed building, so at night, everyone started eating hot pot on the open space on the first floor.
At the beginning, everyone was still eating hot pot seriously, scalding the hairy belly, rinsing the duck intestines, and the spicy oil in the hot pot made everyone's faces turn red. After eating for a long time, Yu Shao took the little wolf to resist a few big boxes. Beer back.
Then... the scene started to get out of control.
The first one to be fucked was the old witch. He was not fucked because of drinking, but because he laughed at Li Peipei and Li Dangdang for eating hot pot without garlic, and was punched unconscious by Li Peipei. Then there are a few people who are serious about drinking.
Seeing that the little wolf could drink, he turned into a howling wolf after two cups.
Li Dangdang tied him up and threw him aside with the new alien.
This new alien is called Xiaoye, because he always calls himself Xiaoye, and has never told anyone his name, so everyone calls him Xiaoye... Well, because it is impossible to call him Lord, for this For a group of non-human beings, this life is impossible.
This alien was brought to Chongqing by the younger generation of Yu Shao's family, and Yu Shao took care of him, so Yu Shao let him live in a residential building. After getting into trouble, he was caught by Li Dangdang and locked up, but within two days he was able to escape from the Suck Association, but he didn't go to other cities or places, so he returned to live in a residential building.
In his words, that is, "Young Master has paid the rent, so where can I sleep if I don't sleep here?"
What he said also makes sense.
But this move was simply a demonstration against Li Dangdang, and it happened... there was nothing to do with him, and I don’t know how he escaped from the suction association, so now that Li Dangdang caught him, he didn’t bother to send him to the suction association. Tied up, the ground is a prison.
Ah Xiao has no other hobbies, but loves to eat, just like the Golden Flower Goddess, but the Golden Flower Goddess eats wildly when she is awake, and Ah Xiao eats when she is hungry. She eats a lot, like a whale. For me, the most uncomfortable punishment is starvation.
so…
Now we are eating hot pot outside, Li Dangdang tied Ah Xiao to the open space next to him, and made him howl and watch us eat.
I don't know, but I thought Li Dangdang tortured him.
But listening to his wailing, Li Dangdang ate very well, like a tyrant admiring his masterpiece.
I think from the bottom of my heart, they are not human beings who actually have demons living in their hearts. Find a small corner and run out.
I ate less at the beginning of Ah Xiao’s wailing, but after the little wolf drank, one wolf and one were howling together, one after another like singing, and gradually I felt... I got used to it.
Eat your own hot pot with peace of mind and watch everyone drink.
Then, Peipai and Wei Wuchang drank too much, and the two began to tug-of-war with their bare hands. They began to exert strength, held their breath, their faces flushed, and then continued to exert strength, and finally began to shout, as if this would give them more strength In the same way, the two started wrestling on the side of the table.
The two-part chorus of the hot pot banquet was born.
After being too noisy, all the noise became background sound, and I ate more calmly.
After a while, Meimeihe was drunk, and she fell into Aji's arms, taking a completely different routine from the two-voice quartet. She and Aji began to confide in warmth, "You have suffered so much, right? .”
"You too, right."
"It must hurt to cut the fish's tail open."
"You must be too."
Oh shit…
I don't know why, but at the time I was heartbroken by their stories, but now I just feel nauseous and want to go away.
I took the bowl and came to the little cutie Yu Shao, but I never thought that as soon as I sat down, Yu Shao put his arm around my waist. When he looked up, his little face was red and red. Me: "Miss, can you touch your ass?"
Immediately, my whole body was petrified, and then my arm was pulled violently, and my back hit my cold chest,
Before I could turn my head, Li Dangdang pulled me away from the chaotic scene of the hot pot banquet.
He couldn't help but drag me back to his room, open the door, enter the door, close the door, lock it...
Um
etc
I glanced behind me in a panic, and saw that Li Dangdang had also hung up the anti-theft lock on the inside of the door.
Still hang the anti-theft lock
I looked up, and Li Dangdang's breath touched my forehead.
"Su Xiaoxin."
When he opened his mouth, I smelled alcohol.
I pushed his chest and pushed him away a little, only then did I see his flushed cheeks from alcohol, his usual paleness and indifference, and the gold-rimmed glasses slipped to the position that he usually wouldn't allow them to slip down , hanging lazily on his face, with a bit of lazy temptation.
"Kiss me one more time."
Um!
What
etc!
What did you say!
You non-human beings don't have the custom of persuading people to drink! Why one and two, I can drink myself like this!