Since the unicorn came home, Kefir has another task besides taking care of Augusta’s daily life—feeding the unicorn. Although the unicorn can eat the grass on the hillside or the plants in the nearby forest, it is spoiled and spoiled. It must eat fresh fruits and imported high-grade oats. He had a deformed life, a fateful life, or deliberately fell to the ground and pretended to be dead when Augusta needed it. Luckily there are two bags of oats at home, enough for the unicorn to eat for several days, otherwise it must have disturbed everyone's life.
Kefir got up early in the morning, took out a bag of oats from the storage room, and prepared to add it to the stable trough. Now before he prepares breakfast for Lord Augusta every day, he has to get the unicorn's diet. Does the unicorn realize that Augusta is the master
He dragged the oats across the living room, toward the door. The living room was connected to the bathroom on the first floor, and the werewolf's keen hearing allowed him to hear the sound of splashing water coming from the bathroom. Is it Lord Augusta taking a bath? Strangely, he seldom chose the morning, and even if he wanted to take a shower, he used the private bathroom upstairs. The downstairs powder room is for guests. But that's hard to say. This house is old, the pipes are old, and the bathroom pipes do not come out of hot water from time to time, maybe the upstairs is broken.
He went out to the stable behind the house and poured the oats into the trough. The stables were empty, and the unicorn was gone to play somewhere. Anyway, it's none of his business, he just needs to add enough food on time and according to the amount, and it's not his fault that the unicorns don't eat.
When he returned to the house, the sound of bathing water on the first floor continued. Kefir stared at the bathroom door, feeling as if a piece of honey had been stuffed into his chest, which attracted many ants, crawling around on his heart, sweet and itchy. Your Excellency Augusta is taking a bath... A watery and fragrant picture appeared in Kefir's mind: the magician stood under the finely woven water, his wet brown hair was draped softly on his shoulders, and the water was dripping on him. On his face, down his Adam's apple, his collarbone, his thin body, and another hairy place between his legs...
Kefir whimpered and covered his mouth and nose. no! Can't think about it anymore! If he thinks about it again, he will have a nosebleed!
He gripped the bathroom doorknob, the sweat from his palms made him unable to hold the piece of metal any longer. How much he wanted to see the picture of His Excellency Augusta taking a bath, as long as he took a sneak peek. He will not tell others, just to satisfy the secret desire in his heart. Your Excellency will never know. Even if he is found, he can still lie and think that the bathroom faucet is broken, and he doesn't know that someone is in it...
He slowly turned the handle and opened the door gently. Of course, he didn't dare to open it too wide, and only opened a small slit, through which he could get a glimpse of the interior. He pressed his eyes against the crack of the door, and his face was almost squeezed out by the crack of the door.
There is another shower room in the bathroom, which is separated from the outside by a sliding door. The sliding door was firmly closed, so Kefir naturally couldn't see any glamorous pictures, only a shadowy human figure reflected on the sliding door.
He closed the door quietly, sighing in disappointment and resignation. How could His Excellency Augusta not close the door in the shower? He thought so beautifully.
He was about to go to the kitchen to prepare breakfast, when he heard heavy footsteps on the stairs.
"Kefir! Are you using the downstairs bathroom to take a shower!" Augusta yelled, "How many times have I said that there is a problem with the plumbing in the house, one bathroom is in use, and the other one does not have hot water. So we're going to stagger our shower times! What are you—huh?"
Augusta was wearing pajamas, ran down the stairs, stopped halfway, and looked at Kefir standing in the living room in surprise. The werewolf also stopped walking towards the kitchen, looking at Augusta in surprise.
"Are you not taking a shower?" Augusta asked, "Then why is there no hot water in the upstairs bathroom? Could it be that the broken pipe has completely stopped working?"
"Wait! Isn't it you, Your Excellency, who is taking a bath?!" Kefir asked in panic.
"No! How can I wash without hot water?"
"But the bathroom on the first floor is obviously... ah? Who is that person taking a bath in it?!"
Kefir stared at the bathroom door warily. Strange little thieves have entered the house! He yelled in his heart, and used their shower in a big way! Why is there such a perversion! He thought it was His Excellency Augusta who was... Humph! Don't mention it! When this little thief is caught, he must make him look good!
After a while, the sound of the shower stopped, and the sound of the hair dryer came from the bathroom. After a few more minutes, the roar of the hair dryer also stopped, and the door of the bathroom opened, and a large amount of water vapor poured out from it—
Kefir tensed his body and filled his limbs with strength, ready to take down the opponent at any time.
—The unicorn stepped out of the bathroom.
"Ah, werewolf, why do you look at me with such bitter and bitter eyes?" The unicorn raised its head and asked strangely, "Is it because I occupy the bathroom that you have nowhere to go? Alas, this house Isn’t there only such a bathroom in the house, can’t you change it to another place? If you can’t, go to the field to solve it, just treat it as fertilization. Why is it like a dog, it must be in that specific place?” It shook its head, as if Lamenting Kefir's incompetence.
"Unicorn... you..." Kefir's tongue was tied, "the one who just took a bath turned out to be... you...?"
"Is there a fourth intelligent creature in this room besides you, me, and Augusta that can use the hot water switch?"
Kefir thought of the shadow he had glimpsed on the sliding door. "You will become a human?!"
"Nonsense! I'm a unicorn—a noble magical creature! What's so strange about taking human form! What a rare bumpkin!"
"Why don't you usually stay in human form, but keep this horse... uh, this beast shape?"
"Because this is my original form! I think it's so natural and comfortable, can't it?!" The unicorn was furious, as if he felt that Kefir had said something unreasonable and stupid.
"Then why do you turn into a human when you take a shower?"
The unicorn was furious: "Because I don't have hands, you idiot!"
"Ah... that's how it is... what you said makes sense..." The unicorn has only hooves and no fingers. No matter how nimble the hooves are, they can't grab the hair dryer. No wonder unicorns take human form.
"Besides, I'm doing this for your own good." The unicorn said proudly, "I'm a legendary magical creature. After transforming into a human form, my posture is as beautiful, noble, and sacred as ever. Even ordinary people like you are reincarnated and become human again. , not even one-thousandth of mine. What if you feel ashamed after witnessing my celestial appearance, so ashamed that you want to commit suicide? In order to avoid unnecessary death, I’d better not show my human form in front of others.”
Kefir: "..."
Augusta: "..."
"What? Are you moved by my kindness and compassion?"
"No... I thought your unicorn clan had unique rules, such as seeing your human form and marrying you or something, otherwise with your personality, you would never find it in your life..."
"Screw your mother's ass!"
"How can you say swear words!" Kefir turned pale with shock, "It's too rude! Your Excellency Augusta is still here!"
The unicorn glanced up at the magician who was stunned on the stairs. "What are you afraid of? He's not a three-year-old!"
It paused, then suddenly remembered something, took a few steps back, and said hostilely: "Wait! How do you know that I can transform into a human? Did you spy on me taking a shower? Huh, I knew it, you don't have any good things! Pervert! Beast! Peeping Tom!"
"No, no! I didn't!" Kefir quickly denied, his face turned red. If the unicorn pokes Kefir's face with its horn, blood will splatter everywhere.
At first he wanted to peep, but he thought it was Lord Augusta! Now that the facts have been clarified, it's actually a unicorn in human form, so he shouldn't be "peeping"... right
"I-I-I..." he stammered, "I heard water running in the bathroom and thought it was a burst pipe—you know, there's a plumbing problem in this house—so I went in to check and I saw someone was in the bathroom after taking a shower. I quit right away..." His voice became softer as he spoke, "Really, I thought it was Lord Augusta..."
"So it's actually Augusta you're trying to spy on?"
"No! Don't talk nonsense!" Kefir blushed and shouted.
Augusta on the stairs rolled her eyes: "Wanfazhifa, it's early in the morning, can you let them stop for a while! There is a unicorn, a werewolf, and a vampire from time to time in my house. , humans only account for a quarter, and non-humans account for three quarters! Why did it become like this?"
The unicorn turned to Augusta with a smirk: "What? Human beings who claim to be the rulers of the earth will one day become a minority in the region. Does this make you very disturbed?"
"This is my home! Human's home! It's not a magical creature farm!"
"Then I will teach you a method to make the two factions instantly draw, do you want to learn?"
"Could it be that you want me to use the avatar technique?"
"It's not that kind of low-level magic! I teach you, you divide everyone into two groups, one group is called 'virgins', and the other group is called 'other creatures', so that the numbers of the two groups will be even! Isn't it a wonderful method? Alas, in order to save you who is lonely, I will join you regardless of the past. I, the unicorn, am so kind and compassionate, have you been moved by me... "
If Keffier hadn't stopped Augusta, he would have kicked the unicorn out of the door.