When Kefir returned to the living room, Liliana was chatting with Augusta about the process of her acquaintance with Herbert. He sat back beside Augusta, his ears filled with Liliana's ups and downs.
"...I'm the bridesmaid, and he's the best man. We fell in love at first sight at Miranda's wedding. It's like being hit by Cupid's arrow!" Liliana looked at Herb affectionately. Te, "I think, he must be my real son."
"Me too, my sweetheart." Herbert took Liliana's hand affectionately, "I have never loved a woman like I love you. From the beginning to the end of that wedding, my heart is all in I almost lost the groom's wedding ring on you. During the wedding speech, I also talked incoherently, and forgot all the previous practice. When I saw you, I lost my soul... "
"Herbert, fate must have brought us together..."
The two exchanged a deep kiss.
A chill rose from Augusta's back. People say that men and women in love have negative IQs, and now it seems true! Liliana seemed to have brain damage, and that man seemed to have been born without a brain! Why would he put up with these two dudes showing affection and releasing their nasty hormones under my roof? !
"Augusta, what about you? How did you and Kefir get together?" After making out, Liliana used her innate talent for gossip and asked about Augusta's private life enthusiastically. Is she really curious about her friend's love experience, or is she just trying to expose their lies of pretending to be a couple.
Augusta took a sip from her teacup. "It's nothing special. Unlike you and Herbert who had a wonderful love at first sight, Kefir and I came together naturally."
"So, you two have been in love for a long time?"
"Ah, almost. I'm tired of being together every day, and it's hard to have no feelings."
Kefir was trembling with excitement. Does Your Excellency Augusta agree with the saying that "love with each passing day"? Although he is not interested in him now, is it possible for them to develop feelings after getting along for a long time? So he still has hope
Liliana raised her index finger, tapped her lips, her eyes rolled, and she began to think. "But Kefir has only been at your house for more than a month? Your progress is really fast enough."
"This, this is called striking while the iron is hot!"
"My sweetheart," said Herbert, "I'm curious. You said that Kefir was sent by Lord Cavodian. Why did he send the werewolf to Mr. Augusta?"
"I don't know, my honey. Who can guess what Cavodian does?"
Augusta's stomach stirred for a while, the tea he drank just now seemed to be fermented, and there was a sour taste in his mouth. What "my sweetheart" and "my honey" are too nasty! He's going to throw up!
"Because my house was stolen some time ago." Augusta resisted the urge to roll his eyes, "Cavodian's original intention was to let Kefir be my bodyguard."
"The archmage's house is also stolen? I thought you magicians would cast protection spells on the house or something..."
"I was careless. Now that I have deployed defensive spells, no one can enter this mansion without my permission."
"Have you lost any valuables? If you can't reveal it, forget it..."
Augusta chuckled: "It's nothing important, it's just a research note."
Liliana exclaimed: "Research notes! That's not considered 'important'? You are too open-minded!"
"Oh, I've been prepared for a long time. Since I was a student, I have been writing notes in a magical cipher text. To crack the notes, you must have a corresponding decoding book. That stupid thief only stole the notes. He didn’t steal the codebook, and he couldn’t understand a single word of the ciphertext in the notebook, so it’s a waste of effort!” Augusta raised her head triumphantly.
Herbert said in admiration: "As expected of the archmage, you are really thoughtful!"
Liliana snorted: "I never thought about this... After I go back, I will also change my notes into anti-theft magic ciphertext."
"Uh, my sweetheart, are you thinking too much..."
"It was I who had thought too little, Herbert!"
Herbert smiled bitterly: "Yes, yes, you are right." He sighed and looked at Augusta, seeking sympathy. The other party must know how difficult it is to get along with a wayward witch. However, Augusta just looked at them leisurely, with a smile on the corner of his mouth, with a look of gloating.
"By the way, since Kefir is a werewolf, every full moon night, there must be trouble? How do you deal with it?...Hey, Kefir, what's wrong with you, is your stomach uncomfortable?"
As soon as the "night of the full moon" was mentioned, painful memories immediately came to Kefir's mind. He hugged his stomach with a wilted expression, like a wilted plant. Augusta's complexion was uglier than Kefir's, and the smile on his face couldn't hold back anymore, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching.
"No...no big deal!" He forced a smile, "There is a vast forest nearby, which is my private property, and Kefir will stay in the forest to spend the night of the full moon. And...and to prevent him from running around and getting scared For the nearby residents, I will also set up a magic barrier in the forest. Nothing will go wrong, hahaha, nothing will go wrong!"
"You have thought too carefully! Are the forests around the house your land?" Herbert exclaimed, "It's good to have money! Unlike me..." He held Liliana's hand apologetically, "I'm afraid Even if I work hard all my life, I still can't accumulate such a huge family property to allow you to live a prosperous life."
"No, Herbert, don't say that! I am very satisfied with my life now! Besides, no matter whether you are poor or rich, I would like to be with you!"
The two are cuddling each other, and it seems that the romantic stage of the evening love drama will begin again. Augusta shouted loudly, interrupting their pink atmosphere: "You guys eat fruit! You're welcome!"
He enthusiastically pushed the glass bowl full of fruits forward: "It's all fresh fruits picked this morning! Natural green organic food! Try it quickly! There are also biscuits, baked by Quentina! Liliana knows best Her craftsmanship! Don't be polite, or Quentina will be sad if you think you don't like her biscuits!"
Herbert picked up a bright red strawberry and fed it to Liliana. The witch smiled sweetly, peeled a grape, and put it into Herbert's mouth. The two chewed the fruit, gazed at each other affectionately, immersed in the impenetrable world of the two, and were completely undisturbed by others.
What's going on with these two guys! There was lightning and thunder in Augusta's heart. Why are you so grumpy! Why are you provoking me! If you don't show your affection, you will die!
The magician winked at Kefir beside him, telling him to find a way to interrupt the intimacy of the couple opposite.
Kefir nodded knowingly, thinking: Miss Liliana is also true, why do you have to show off in front of His Excellency Augusta? Seeing her so happy, Your Excellency must be jealous. By the way, I'm pretending to be your boyfriend, isn't it just to make Miss Liliana unable to show off? As long as your Excellency and I love each other like they do, they will have nothing to do!
So he grabbed a biscuit and shouted majesticly: "Your Excellency, please eat this!"
Augusta didn't react at all, a biscuit was suddenly stuffed into his mouth, and he almost choked to death! He showed a suffocated expression, and his face was flushed. Kefir was taken aback, realizing that he had messed up again. His behavior does not look like "feeding biscuits to his lover intimately", it is clearly "attempting to murder his master with biscuits"!
But there is still a turning point! Augusta didn't swallow the biscuit completely, just held it in his mouth, with half of the biscuit exposed. Kefir hugged Augusta without thinking, leaned forward and bit off half of the biscuit, and at the same time kissed Augusta briefly. The magician stared wide-eyed, and almost sucked the biscuit crumbs into the trachea, causing a tragedy.
Liliana naturally noticed their actions.
"Did you kiss?" She covered her mouth, "Are you really a couple?"
Augusta gulped down the biscuit and coughed violently. Kefir handed him tea, patted him on the back, and blamed Miss Witch: "Can this be fake? You don't have to lie to you about this kind of thing. If you don't believe it, you can go to Mo Take a look at the restaurant of the Great Dominator in Vania. Your Excellency and I participated in an event held in the restaurant not long ago, and the photo of us kissing is still posted on the wall. Or I can ask Miss Antusha to send the electronic version of the photo, You'll know it when you see it!"
Hearing this, Augusta coughed even worse. That damn photo! He almost forgot about that incident, why did Kefir bring it up! One day he will go to the restaurant to completely destroy that photo and make it disappear from this world! However, he did not expect that the crooked photo turned out to be evidence, proving that "he and Kefir are a couple". Kefir's mind is spinning quite fast!
Miss Witch clasped her hands and put them on her chest, with a look of shame on her face: "I'm sorry, Augusta, Kefir, I have always suspected that you are pretending to be a couple! Now I believe that you are really in love. Augusta and I Similarly, I have been single for many years because I have not been able to find a satisfactory partner. After I met Herbert, I couldn't even believe my good luck. I always thought it was a dream. Maybe I lacked confidence in my subconscious and thought that You are also like me. Bringing Herbert as a guest also means showing off and demonstrating. Now I finally understand that I should not seek superiority from you. I should bless you if you can meet your sweetheart. You must think that I am not qualified to be your friend!"
Augusta was dumbfounded. This... what's the situation? From just now, the development of things is a bit unexpected! Why does a farce have a happy ending to this kind of family ethics drama? He and Kefir are indeed pretending to be a couple! Although he was happy to have successfully deceived Liliana, but Liliana apologized so sincerely, it seemed that his behavior of deceiving his friends was too abhorrent. He opened his mouth and almost blurted out the truth, but at the last moment he closed it. Who knows if Liliana's words are a trick to force him to confess! can not say! Never tell the truth!
Augusta was silent, and Kefir naturally ended the conversation: "Please don't say that, Miss Liliana, in fact, I can't believe that I can be with Your Excellency Augusta." He paused , looked at Augusta shyly, and seeing that the other party did not object, he continued: "I am probably as unconfident as you. Your Excellency Augusta is such an excellent person, how could he fall in love with me? How could such a good thing happen to me? Every minute and every second I spent with you, I felt like I was dreaming. I hope that I can become better and become someone worthy of him... Your Excellency can understand My mood. So I thought," his Adam's apple twitched and his eyes suddenly became dry, "I think Your Excellency can understand you."