"Get up!!! You lazy dog!!!"
The sharp voice pierced Kefir's eardrum like a cloud-piercing arrow. He fell headlong to the ground, the hair on his tail bristling with fright (thus pricking his legs so badly). Augusta babbled sleepily, covered her head with a blanket and continued to sleep.
"What's going on? Is there an earthquake!" Kefir looked around. The earth is safe and the hut is safe. It was already daylight, the windows of the room were wide open, and the unicorn's head squeezed through the window, snorting contemptuously.
"You are actually lazy to take a nap, hum! I knew you were not a good person, you lazy bone!"
Kefir stretched his waist and curled his lips, "You silly horse has the face to criticize me! Last night you ran so fast that only Miss Quintina and I were busy. Where did you go all night? ?”
"None of your business! Could it be that Augusta is dead, do you want to investigate my alibi?"
"Your Excellency Augusta is very good, can you stop 'die' and 'die' all day long?"
"If I say 'death', will others really die? Then I will become a great prophet!"
"It's clearly a crow's mouth!"
The unicorn spit on Kefir's face. The young werewolf covered his face and screamed to avoid the attack of saliva. The unicorn was about to squirt, so he smacked his lips and commanded arrogantly, "Go and open the door!"
"What... do you want to come in? Give it up, you can't squeeze in, and Miss Quintina sweeps the floor clean, and if you get dirty, she'll cut off your tail and make it into a scrunchie! "
"Nonsense! If you tell you to open the door, you should open it! Otherwise, I'll spit at Augusta!" The unicorn turned to the bed, ready to go. Kefir thought about it, and felt that the unicorn must be able to do such a heartless thing, so he had to follow its will.
He opened the door, and the refreshing morning breeze blew in, refreshing him. However, there are no unicorns anywhere, only a wicker basket is placed on the ground in front of the door, which is full of fresh raspberries, red and tender fruits, green wild vegetables and various mushrooms. Kefir picked up the basket and found it was quite heavy. Who would be so kind as to leave a basket of food at the door? He is sleeping by himself, Quentina is busy making medicine, and Lord Augusta is still asleep, so there is only... a unicorn? It turns out that the unicorn disappeared all night, and went to the forest to collect game
"Unicorn! Did you find these? Thank you for your help!" Kefir called.
"It's just boring! I didn't mean to help you!" the unicorn shouted, and with the sound of horseshoes going away, Kefir caught a glimpse of a silver shadow disappearing into the forest.
Although this guy is annoying most of the time, he is also cute sometimes... Wait, unicorns obviously have no hands! How does it collect these wild raspberries? Did it... turn into a human form
Kefir imagined the unicorn as a blurry silver-haired man, carrying a basket, jumping up and down naked in the forest...
Kefir shivered and closed the door tremblingly. I don't know if it was because the refreshing morning breeze was too cold, and he had goose bumps all over his body.
He went into the kitchen, where Quentina had already filled several bottles of strangely colored herbal juices. Thinking of His Excellency Augusta having to drink these vampire witch special concoctions, Kefir sincerely sympathized with him.
"What are you holding?" Quintina stared curiously at the basket in Kefir's hand.
"Raspberries, wild berries, wild vegetables, and mushrooms." Kefir carried the basket to the stove, "I don't know if it's poisonous... it shouldn't be poisonous."
The female vampire's eyes widened, and she was very touched and said: "So there is such a kind-hearted forest fairy in the world? She saw us in trouble and came here to help?"
"...Your imagination is too rich. This is picked by unicorns."
"Ha, how is it possible! It doesn't even have hands!"
"I think it probably took human form..."
Quentina looked at the basket in silence for a moment.
"Fortunately, I didn't meet it when I went out, otherwise I would have seen a naked man picking mushrooms in the forest..."
"...it's obviously a very common thing, why did you become a little perverted when you said it..."
"Where are you thinking! The prostitute sees prostitution!" Quentina shook her head hatefully, took out a wooden tray from the cupboard, and put her special potion on it, "Let's go, Augusta It's time for you to take your medicine, sir!"
She looks like the majestic head nurse, and Kefir is her newly promoted intern, and the two are preparing to inspect the ward majesticly. In fact, Augusta was really shocked by their aura (and the tray full of disgustingly colored potions). Like a hamster, he grabbed the blanket and shrank to the corner of the bed in horror, murmuring in a trance: "Don't come here... I'll be rude if you come here again..."
"Take the medicine!" Quentina grabbed a bottle and shoved it unceremoniously into Augusta's mouth. The magician flailed and pounded on the bed, but the potion gulped down his throat anyway. When the bottle was empty, the female vampire let him go. Augusta collapsed on the bed, pointing at Quentina angrily, like a dying person trying his best to accuse the murderer: "You...rebellion..."
Quentina ignored him. "Kefir, remember, take this medicine three times a day, a whole bottle each time, and don't miss a single drop."
Kefir was shocked. Do you want him to force His Excellency Augusta to take medicine? No, he would never do such a cruel thing. "Are you sure to entrust me with such an important task? You... you don't do it yourself?"
"I haven't rested for a day and a night, and now it's broad daylight again, I want to find a dark place to sleep well..." Quentina looked out the window sadly, "The sun is so bright, like an exploding nuclear bomb..."
"To be precise, it's not 'like', the sun is a nuclear bomb." Augusta said hoarsely, "because nuclear fusion is constantly happening on the surface of the sun... Damn, I'm obviously a magician, why should I explain it to you? This kind of scientific reason?"
Quentina beamed with joy: "You were like a wilted vegetable just now, but now you are so energetic? It must be because my herbs are so effective!"
Augusta asked back, "What dark place are you going to sleep in? Under the bed?"
Quentina grabs the pillow as if to punch Augusta. The magician shrieked "Presumptuous! Rebellion!" and shrank into the blanket.
"I found that there is a basement in the hut. Although I haven't entered it yet, I have already found the door, which is in the kitchen. There was a lot of debris piled up in the corner of the kitchen, but after removing it, there is a wooden door underneath! It must be leading to the basement The entrance. I just need to stay there!" the female vampire said happily.
Kefir scratched his wolf ears: "But... since the landlord of the holiday cottage has piled debris on the door, it means that he doesn't want people to find that door, let alone let people enter the basement, right? You go in rashly, no problem ?"
"What could be the problem? I rent the house, and the basement is part of the cabin. I can sleep where I want."
Augusta muttered sickly: "Obviously it was rented at my expense..." Quentina glared at him, and he immediately dared not speak.
"Besides, I'm a vampire. What in the world can hurt me? At most, the place is broken and dirty, not worthy of my elegance and beauty."
A drop of cold sweat fell on Kefir's forehead. After spending too much time with unicorns, Miss Quintina has also developed a narcissistic problem!
"I'll come out again at night, so I'll leave it to you during the day." Quintina patted Kefir on the shoulder, "The medicine is here, and you have to supervise Mr. Augusta to take the medicine on time. There are If the food the unicorn finds is not enough, send it to look for it, or you can go hunting by yourself. There are a lot of delicious slow-moving animals in the forest... Ahem, I mean, there are a lot of prey. In the nearby pond there are also Fish, the fishing gear is in the kitchen, you can go fishing."
Kefir can't fish and has never hunted. But he can still do things like picking a few wild fruits. "I understand, it's only half a day, I can handle it. You have a good rest!"
"Then I'm leaving."
Kafir walks Quentina to the kitchen. Sure enough, there was a wooden door on the floor in the corner, which looked old and must have been out of sight for a long time. Quentina opened the wooden door, and with a little light, the two saw a wooden ladder connected to the wooden door, and the rest of the place was pitch black, so they couldn't see why. Quentina stepped on the wooden ladder carefully, for fear that it would not be able to bear her own weight. Fortunately, the wooden ladder was not as fragile as she imagined.
She went down to the bottom and shouted to Kefir: "Close the wooden door! But don't lock it, or I won't be able to get out!"
"Okay!" Kefir replied.
He closed the wooden door, turned to make breakfast, and the food collected by the unicorn just came in handy. However, in less than a minute, a series of ups and downs and cadences of "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" came from the bottom of their feet, and gradually became louder. As if stepping on a rocket on the sole of his foot, he jumped out with a "bass".
Kefir looked at her helplessly: "What's the matter? Are there mice in the basement?"
"I wouldn't scream if it was a mouse!"
"Then there are cockroaches? I heard that German cockroaches are very difficult to deal with..."
"It's not a cute creature like a cockroach! No! It's not a creature at all!" Quentina yelled uncontrollably, "We really rented a haunted house! There's a dead body in the basement!"