"Oh! You are a dragon! It's really a dragon! This is the first time I've seen a live dragon!"
Antusha screamed like a fanatical little fan who saw her idol in real life. It's been like this since she delivered the roast whole lamb on a broom half an hour ago. Guiyan sat calmly at the dining table, elegantly tore off the lamb and stuffed it into his mouth, while Antusha rubbed her hands and walked around beside him. This scene made Augusta involuntarily think of lions feasting on the grasslands and suspicious human photographers lurking around disguised as a bush waiting to capture the thrilling scene.
"Can I touch your hair? Yes? You are so kind! Oh, this is the dragon's hair, so smooth, like scales! Can I touch your hand? God, this is the dragon's claw! I Can you cut a piece of nails as a souvenir? No? What a pity... How about taking a photo as a souvenir? Did you nod in agreement? Great!" Antusha took out her mobile phone, staring at the camera and beeping mouth, pulling Yu Yan happily to take a selfie. Ji Yan's movement of eating meat was not affected at all, so no matter how you looked at it, Antusha was entertaining herself alone.
Augusta and Kefir stood by silently, waiting for the farce to end. The unicorn hides vigilantly behind the curtain, poking its head out to peek once or twice, and then quickly retracts, as if so that others cannot see it. Augusta didn't understand why it was so deceitful, its hooves were clearly exposed from under the curtain...
"Hmph, it's like a stupid tourist who jumped into the bear pit in the zoo to take a photo with the bear." The unicorn snorted meanly.
Is it... like... Augusta thought feebly. My house is not a magical creature farm, why one or two ran to my house, who did they offend... Yes, Cavodian, it's all his fault! Be it a werewolf or a dragon, it was all because of him that he came to my house. In the final analysis, the responsibility lies entirely with Cavodian!
He took out the notebook he carried with him and wrote down a line of numbers. Kefir tilted his head: "What are you writing?"
"The bill. I want to write down the expenses of the prison inflammation, and ask Cavodian to return it to me later."
"...I think it's harder to get money out of his pocket than to break into a dragon's lair and loot the treasure."
"It can't be more difficult than sending this dragon away!" Augusta poked the notebook hard, almost piercing the paper, leaving an ugly ink spot on it. He closed the notebook in disgust.
"Guyan, are you full? It's almost time to go!"
Guiyan grabbed a roast leg of lamb: "Hmm... I feel like I'm full but not full..."
"It's the healthiest to be seven percent full! Let's go!"
Augusta snatched the leg of lamb from him and threw it back on the plate. Guiyan stared at him in shock, as if Augusta was a heinous robber who had just robbed him of his hard-earned hard-earned money.
"what are you doing!"
"It's time to go!"
"I'm not done yet! Do you know what it means to disturb a noble dragon's food?"
"It means Cavodian can be driven away immediately."
Guiyan looked at the leg of lamb on the plate reluctantly, and then at Augusta. After a fierce ideological struggle, he probably felt that regaining the nest was more important than a mere meal, so he grabbed the napkin and wiped it. Hand: "I have to give up small profits for the greater good."
"I'm so glad you have this common sense... So, did you fly here?"
"If by 'fly' you mean in an air vehicle, yes."
Augusta glanced at Antusha, who kept taking selfies, inexplicably: "You came here on a broom like that witch? No, no, you seem to have only one suitcase... Your suitcase can fly?!"
"Of course I came by plane!"
"You know how to fly?"
"How can I, with such high intelligence, fail to learn how you mentally handicapped humans ride vehicles?" He Yan shook his head pityingly. In his eyes, Augusta has completely become the representative of "mentally retarded humans".
"Aren't you a dragon? You can fly, why take an airplane?"
"You humans have legs, don't you also use cars and trains?"
The unicorn poked its head out from behind the curtain: "There are also four-hoofed creatures." Then it retracted like lightning.
Augusta put her hands on her hips: "You mean I have to book a plane ticket now?"
"Do you have a private jet? No nonsense!"
The magician grabbed Yuyan's chair and pulled it back hard. With an "ouch", Yuyan fell off the chair and sat on the ground.
"It's you who stops talking nonsense! Get out of here, change back to your original shape, and fly back!"
Guiyan rubbed his butt in distress: "Dream! I won't let you ride on my back!"
"Stupid, I can ride a unicorn!"
Guiyan took a deep breath, and backed away with hands and feet: "You, you can ride a unicorn? How is it possible, are you still—"
Augusta blushed: "So what! Shut up! If you dare to say another word, I will freeze your tongue into ice!"
Guiyan covered his mouth, let out a giggling laugh, trying to hold back his words, a puff of smoke came out from between his fingers. It was the first time that Augusta saw someone hold back their laughter until their head was smoking. It was a scene that only appeared in children's cartoons. What if he burst out laughing like a fireball...
"Don't laugh! Go away! Unicorn, you too, don't fish and be lazy there! Kefir stays as a housekeeper!"
"Aren't you going to take me with you? Who will take care of you on the way?" Kefir gouged out the unicorn jealously, why can't he fly!
"Do you want to see Cavodian?"
"… In no mood."
"That's all right! Clean up the house and tell Antusha to stop taking selfies!"
Augusta blasts Guiyan and Unicorn out of the house. Kefir and Antusha followed them to the door. Kefir hugged Augusta's neck reluctantly: "I wish you the best of luck, Your Excellency." His tail drooped listlessly, "I'm so worried about you, can you deal with Lord Cavodian alone? ?”
"If I can't deal with it alone, it's useless to go with more people."
"You must be careful, he...he is very bad!" Kefir shuddered, "He even threatened me, saying that he would peel my skin to make a scarf..."
Augusta rubbed Kefir's ears. He was not willing to give up such a soft fur to Cavodian. Kefir stared at him expectantly, hoping he would change his mind at the last minute. Augusta coughed twice pretending to be forceful, and slid down Kefir's back, trying not to look into his wet eyes.
Antusha, who was standing behind them, silently switched her phone to photography mode.
Ji Yan asked everyone to retreat 20 meters away from him (the fastest runner was the unicorn), ready to transform. Augusta remembered Kefir's transformation into a werewolf, and couldn't help but tightly grasped Kefir's hand. Guiyan knelt on the grass on one knee, a gust of wind blew by, Augusta hadn't reacted yet, and when he looked again, Guiyan had disappeared, and there was a dragon on the grass that was as big as a house!
The dragon body is covered with pitch-black scales, with two pairs of hideous horns growing on its head, and sharp thorns grow from the neck along the spine to the tail. When it opened its mouth, Augusta could smell a sulfurous smell, as if it was about to start breathing fire in the next second. Its golden, reptilian eyes stared impassively at the group of tiny humans (and werewolves, and unicorns) beneath its feet.
"Heh, look at how panicked you all are." It sneered, "If you're scared, I'll change back into a human form, and then you guys go obediently and buy a plane ticket."
Augusta swallowed hard. Don't be afraid! He secretly reminded himself. It's just a dragon. Although it can beat you to pieces with one tail, it's nothing to be afraid of! Cavodian can trick it into bed, are you still afraid of it
"Who's scared! Let's go now!" Augusta said boldly, "Unicorn, come forward, let's go!... Unicorn?"
He turned and searched for the shadow of the unicorn. The unicorn shrank behind Antusha, fighting with all four legs.
"I... I want to take a shower, is there time?"
"What stinking problem?! Can't your cleanliness relapse later?"
Antusha raised her hand: "Report to Your Excellency Augusta, the unicorn seems to be scared to pee!"