Meng Xiaoni and Guifeng, who were eating well, were playing around, and quite normally forgot about the two children.
After counting, the child is quite a few years old. He is full of desire to explore the world and has a certain resistance to the elders. He is close to the age when dogs are annoying.
Meng Xiaoni was very worried that if she entered the rebellious period of youth in a few years, she might come to the house to apologize if she didn't go out to make trouble.
Guifeng didn't expect Meng Xiaoni to think of many years later.
He reservedly thanked Xiao Yi, and thought about what to do after taking the two children away.
You must know that the ghost phoenix looks like a phoenix on the surface, with a very proud and noble look, but in fact, it is like a fireball when it starts to attack people.
Xiao Yi looked at the pair of parents, thinking that it was really cool to be single.
Cultivation is still somewhat beneficial.
At least there are good reasons to be single.
Many Taoist priests are single, so he can't break away from the public and find a partner.
Xiao Yi gnawed on the leg of lamb and went away, hiding his achievements and fame.
Meng Xiaoni and Guifeng looked at each other, and they went together to clean up the mess and look for their two children.
Xiaobailong and Xiaolu didn't want to get drunk at first.
The two of them are usually forbidden to drink because of their young age. After going to university, when I had a party with my classmates, before I could speak, someone else said it first: "Big brother doesn't drink, please stop making trouble."
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Drinking at home is forbidden, and drinking outside is afraid of revealing their identities, so so far, the number of times they drink is not none, but very, very little.
On this day when the festive atmosphere is very strong and almost surpassed the Spring Festival, the two children finally decided to have a good taste of wine.
One cup is too little, how to drink a few more cups.
There are strong and not strong wines in Taoist temples.
Taoist priests rarely drink alcohol, most of them are used for sacrifices, and they can be used again next year if they are placed this year. As long as they are within the shelf life, the wine can be bought from the first year to the last year when it is about to expire.
This led to the two children seeing the wine and identifying the concentration completely by the smell.
The strongest wine, in the eyes of the two children, must be baijiu.
A lot of baijiu looks in a crystal clear bottle and looks ordinary, but in fact, it tastes like alcohol when you smell it, and one sip can make you want to send yourself to the hospital for emergency treatment.
Xiao Bailong opened a bottle of baijiu and said solemnly, "Baijiu, each of us can only drink a small cup."
The small cup he ordered was a very small cup, and it was gone in two sips.
Xiaolu nodded very seriously.
Xiao Bailong opened another bottle of red wine, and his tone was still solemn: "Red wine has a lot of stamina, and you can't feel anything in front of it. I checked the degree, and it's just like that. So we can have a big glass."
The cup he ordered this time was a pot-bellied glass, which was quite big.
Xiaolu thought for a while: "Half a glass." One cup is really too much, and it would be bad if you get drunk.
Xiao Bailong nodded and passed.
Then came a bottle of rice wine.
Followed by a bottle of fruit wine.
Followed by a bottle of beer.
Coincidentally, Xiao Yi has a bit too much stock here. They are all inexpensive but interesting wines, and it is very convenient to buy them later and replace them. The two little guys didn't feel any guilt at all, and they all opened their mouths.
After setting the amount of several common wines, Xiao Bailong and Xiao Lu decided to stimulate with white wine first, and then drink other wines.
The most terrible way to drink alcohol is to mix several kinds of wine together.
This way of drinking is almost guaranteed to get drunk, and a little bit deadly.
The two little guys didn't pause for a while, one drank the other quickly after drinking, the expressions on their faces changed from wrinkled to amazed, and then to dementia, it didn't take long.
The two with hot chests staged a stripping and transformation show in the house in a short while.
Xiao Yi was shocked when he opened the door and entered his room.
After he was shocked, he closed the door, went back to eat the leg of lamb, and then went to find his parents.
Alcohol is not necessary, but the Taoist temple still needs to be rescued.
He was afraid that the little white dragon would get drunk, and with a wave of the dragon's claws, a Harbin ice sculpture exhibition was created in the entire Taoist temple, and the characters were lifelike. Then Xiaolu might be able to draw small flowers on the outside of these ice sculptures, and decorate them beautifully.
When Meng Xiaoni and Guifeng opened the door of Xiao Yi's room, they were already prepared.
However, when the two of them pushed open the door, they felt that this preparation was still too thin.
In front of him, the little white dragon froze his tail into an ice lump.
Due to the weight problem, the ice lump fell to the ground, and the little white dragon wanted to fly, so he was trying to flap his wings, straighten his body, the dragon's head was humming towards the ceiling, and even the dragon's beard fell straight down.
The whole picture looks like a dragon pole.
Xiaolu cooperated with him on the side, and became like a firefly, flickering there for encouragement.
Encouragement is fine, and flowers are given to Xiaobailong as encouragement.
Flower petals have already accumulated on the side of the ice lump.
Meng Xiaoni took out her mobile phone, took a photo of the scene as a souvenir, and then turned on the video recording function.
She was behind the camera and asked a friendly question: "My two little guys, what are you doing?"
Both Xiaobailong and Xiaolu heard Meng Xiaoni's words.
They were a little slow to respond, and they paused for a moment before replying slowly.
Xiao Bailong turned his head first, and said in distress: "I seem to be flying too high, and I am about to fly out of the atmosphere now. Gravity has too much influence on me. How can I fly to the moon? Ah, will I be missing something?" oxygen?"
The question he asked was too scientific and academic, so that Meng Xiaoni subconsciously looked at the ghost and phoenix beside him.
Guifeng was very calm: "By melting the ice lump on your tail, you can reduce the impact of gravity on you, and you can also save your tail by the way."
Xiao Bailong frowned.
Little White Dragon tried to look back at his own tail.
But he didn't know how to do it, his body was straight, only his head could move. The dragon's eyes are in a special position, and in this posture of bowing its head, it is impossible to see the ice lump on its own tail.
Xiao Bailong felt aggrieved all of a sudden: "I can't see it."
Xiaolu put her whole body on the ice block: "I saw it!"
Then Xiaolu embedded herself in the ice, and flickered blankly: "I can't get out."
Meng Xiaoni: "..."
The two little guys were completely drunk and couldn't control their behavior.
Guifeng took a step forward, took Xiaobailong directly into his hands, and walked back with Bingtuozi and Xiaolu in Bingtuozi: "Take it home to knock you out."
The idea is very good.
Meng Xiaoni covered Xiaobailong and Xiaolu for a while, and then rescued the chaotic situation in Xiao Yi's room a little bit, and then she followed Guifeng and prepared to go home.
The two of them took their children and said goodbye to Xiao Yi.
Xiao Yi looked at Gui Fengkong raising his hand, and asked curiously, "What's going on?"
Guifeng replied: "I'm carrying the child, it's inconvenient for the two children to see people now."
Xiao Yi moved away with a blank expression, signaling Guifeng and Meng Xiaoni to leave quickly.
Meng Xiaoni laughed: "I'm sorry. I'll take you to drink some good wine when I have a chance."
Xiao Yi nodded, not too interested.
Of course he didn't know that Meng Xiaoni's opportunity meant that after Xiao Yi died in old age, he would take him to Jiang Jiang's place for a good drink. The wine brewed in the underworld all comes from the underworld, so it cannot be given to ordinary people to drink.
Meng Xiaoni and Guifeng bid farewell to Xiao Yi and returned home with their children.
As soon as he entered the house, the little smart elf made by Xiao Bailong turned towards the door: "Welcome home. Remember to wear slippers. It's Beijing time, 11:23pm."
Xiao Bailong returned to Xiao Zhizhi seriously: "Hello, Xiao Zhizhi. Now put hot water in the bathtub for me. I want to melt my own ice lump."
Guifeng threw the little white dragon, who was shaking the ice dumpling and had forgotten that he could melt the ice without taking a bath, onto the sofa.
The little white dragon on the sofa is still upright.
Meng Xiaoni stepped forward and turned off her smart phone: "You can't take a bath when you're drunk, just wipe off your body and go straight to sleep."
The two children smell of alcohol now, if they don't wipe it off, they will definitely wake up tomorrow due to the smell of alcohol on their bodies.
Xiaolu struggled in the ice: "I'll wipe myself."
Meng Xiaoni pulled Xiaolu out of the ice: "You transform your body first, then we'll talk about it."
After Xiaolu was dragged out, she was stunned, thinking that what Meng Xiaoni said made sense, so she turned into a human form on the spot.
Guifeng immediately put clothes on Xiaolu, frowned, and picked up the two little bastards again: "I'll send them to the room and give them a little wipe."
Meng Xiaoni thinks it's okay.
Guifeng sent the children into the room, used fire to turn the little white dragon's icy lumps into water, and then used the water to wrap the two little ones up and down and wash them well.
They thought that the ghost and the phoenix were playing with them, excitedly posing in various ecstasy poses in the water layer.
Guifeng silently turned on her mobile phone and started recording.
After washing up, the two little guys looked like they were still drunk, and they were completely stupid, hugging their own pillows, and the expressions on their faces couldn't respond at all.
Guifeng directly covered their heads with quilts: "Go to bed early when you're drunk."
The two little guys stared in a daze, until they really felt sleepy.
It's easy to get sleepy when you're drunk.
The next day, Xiaobailong and Xiaolu woke up with a splitting headache and a sore throat.
The two struggled to support each other and came to the living room following the smell of fragrant steamed stuffed buns and soybean milk fried dough sticks.
In the living room, Meng Xiaoni and Guifeng are playing games together.
Both of them had noise-cancelling headphones in their ears. After noticing the two little guys had arrived in the living room, they cut out the game with a smile and turned on the projection.
On the huge projection, the video recorded last night was played.
What is white dragon pole, what is sprinkled flowers on the spot, what is not coming out, what is swimming in water.
The sound effect is excellent, and it plays out the silly words of the two children last night one after another.
Xiaobailong and Xiaolu sat at the dining table with obedient faces, not daring to speak at all. On the contrary, their red ears showed the shame in the hearts of the two little guys. This kind of thing is really embarrassing.
The two of them drank directly to the fragment, without the slightest impression of this.
Meng Xiaoni lay on the sofa, contented: "It's all a memory, when you grow up, we can relive it again."
Guifeng took a sympathetic look at the two little guys, thinking to himself, luckily there were no mobile phones in the underworld before.
If there is a mobile phone, I am afraid that Meng Xiaoni can come to a series of activities to revisit the childhood growth story of Phoenix.
That's too bad.
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