Back alleys.
Meng Xiaoni carefully checked the information on the Burke's parrot with her mobile phone, and summarized a few key words: parrot, pink, cold, likes to eat fruit, common in foreign countries, and it is illegal to keep it without a license.
This setup looks so cute.
“The hot pot is delicious.”
The sound is crisp.
Meng Xiaoni: "???"
Meng Xiaoni took another look at the ruby lying on the edge of the plastic bowl pecking at the hot pot, and summed up a few key words: parrot, pink, evil pen, loves hot pot, can talk, and loves to escape from prison.
I always feel that something is not right.
The pink and tender Ruby raised her head, stretched her wings a little arrogantly, and tilted her head: "I've never seen a bird eat hot pot."
Meng Xiaoni replied honestly: "Well, I haven't seen it."
Ruby was not light, stepped on the side of the plastic bowl and nearly turned it over, so frightened that he flapped his bird's wings and fell to the ground again.
Meng Xiaoni's eyes were subtle.
Ruby poked her neck and snorted coldly: "Rare is more strange."
Meng Xiaoni thought to herself, she is considered rare and strange, and there are quite a lot of rare and strange people in this world, probably billions.
Ruby looks small, but it has a good appetite. It didn't take long to eat up the bottom of the hot pot that Meng Xiaoni brought out. After eating it, I didn't thank you much, I just groaned and said: "It's so spicy, it's really a vulgar product of the world."
Meng Xiaoni: "You just said that hot pot is delicious."
Ruby: "... huh!"
Meng Xiaoni was glad that she found out something was wrong early on, so she quickly found a remote alley and got in.
During the daytime on this weekday, the alley was really deserted.
She squatted there with her face up, looking at the little guy who was pecking at her feathers in front of her: "Why did you escape from prison? I have to send you back to the Agriculture Bureau."
Ruby red eyes stared at her, a little vigilant: "It's a beautiful idea for mere human beings to imprison me."
Its voice is like a child's, it sounds immature and cute.
Meng Xiaoni was amused by Ruby's second grade: "Did your former breeder like watching cartoons?"
Ruby spoke slowly, with a natural arrogance in her tone: "Who dares to be my breeder? People who enshrine me can line up to the end of the river Styx. My soul and body are free, and nothing in the world can stop me." Hold me."
Fengdu Styx
Secondary two, and literate.
Meng Xiaoni reminded with a smile: "Yesterday, you were captured by a mere human and locked in a cage."
The ruby was faintly annoyed. It flew straight to Meng Xiaoni's head, and grabbed her hair with its claws: "Don't bring up such things again."
Meng Xiaoni was startled. She couldn't see the little pink peach guy at all, for fear that it would lose its sense of propriety and give it a few hits on the head.
"A mere human being." Ruby pecked Meng Xiaoni's head.
Meng Xiaoni's scalp was numb, and her body could not help but tremble. It turned out that it didn't hurt at all, like being poked by a toothpick.
Meng Xiaoni didn't dare to move her head, thinking of a serious question: "Did you not wipe your mouth after eating?"
Ruby: "…"
Meng Xiaoni: "..."
Okay, a mouthful of hot pot oil is now all in her hair.
Meng Xiaoni sighed inwardly.
She was going home to wash her hair, and by the way, she disposed of the parrot.
With a small parrot on her head, Meng Xiaoni came out of the alley, and on the way back she was a little distressed: "It's illegal to keep you."
Ruby squatted on Meng Xiaoni's head, feeling the ups and downs of human actions: "In this era of human language, even if many words have similar meanings, please don't use them indiscriminately. At most, you can use 'offering' to describe the words just now. behavior between us."
The corners of Meng Xiaoni's lips curled up slightly: "...the Forestry Bureau can also enshrine you. So why are you on my head?"
Ruby moved her foot slightly: "The organizations are connected with each other, and yesterday's behavior can show how rude they are."
It paused, and then continued: "You should be proud of letting me squat on your head."
Meng Xiaoni thought to herself, to some extent, she is really proud.
This parrot does not know how old it is equivalent to a human being, but its IQ is astonishingly high, and it can completely follow her conversations.
Meng Xiaoni felt that as an educated human being, she needed to exchange names with it: "My name is Meng Xiaoni, a human being, a little special."
Ruby replied crisply: "Ghost phoenix, phoenix, unique kind."
Meng Xiaoni couldn't help it: "Pfft."
Ruby: "...laugh at you bastard!"
This tone and this accent...
Meng Xiaoni laughed and trembled all over.
Ruby felt the earthquake in her head: "…"
Meng Xiaoni laughed so hard that she couldn't communicate with Ruby Guifeng normally.
A parrot that thought it was a phoenix was laughing right at Meng Xiaoni's cunt. It was even more amusing than seeing Uncle Ghost beating her son this morning.
After laughing for two minutes, Guifeng was still very silent.
After laughing for five minutes, Guifeng couldn't take it anymore: "You are enough!"
Meng Xiaoni: "Hold tight and measure—poof—"
She couldn't speak well.
Guifeng's arrogance collapsed, and she poked her with his mouth like a woodpecker on her head: "You dare to laugh at me. Do you know that your head will be pierced when I push hard?"
Meng Xiaoni felt the toothpick constantly poking her forehead, laughing so hard that she couldn't walk.
She smiled and squatted on the side of the road, gasping for breath, hugging her stomach: "No, my stomach hurts."
Guifeng was really shocked.
This human can actually laugh at him, laughing until his stomach hurts. What kind of fucking low joke is this
He was also worried that he would be thrown off his head by Meng Xiaoni: "Smile and be reserved. Human beings are really scary. They have evolved and multiplied to this point, and in the end they even lost their composure on the street."
Meng Xiaoni laughed so hard that tears came out, she managed to regain her composure, and wiped the corners of her eyes with her hand: "Humans have evolved and multiplied to this point, and this has always been the case."
After thinking about it, Guifeng really said: "... makes sense."
Meng Xiaoni laughed again.
Guifeng shut up.
He felt that this woman was very poisonous.
Meng Xiaoni thought the parrot was very interesting, and didn't want to send him back to the Forestry Bureau for a while.
However, judging from the warnings I received last time, it may not be an easy task for individuals to raise parrots.
She decided to go back and check the information carefully, trying her best to keep this little guy in the hot pot restaurant and become a little internet celebrity.
Enough laughing, she frowned, stood up and walked back home slowly: "Let me tell you, if you don't want to go to the Forestry Bureau, you have to cooperate with me. I will work hard to support you. What do you usually eat ?”
Guifeng didn't want to be captured again.
He replied to Meng Xiaoni's words: "Fruit, nectar, the food you have handled."
Meng Xiaoni laughed: "The food I have handled is amazing, even ghosts love to eat it. I can see ghosts, am I not an ordinary human being?"
Guifeng thought to himself: Naturally.
He replied: "It's amazing. But by coincidence, I can see ghosts too."
Meng Xiaoni: "Really?"
Guifeng pecked Meng Xiaoni again, warning again: "I am Fenghuang!"
Meng Xiaoni laughed twice. Originally, she might have believed it to be true, but as soon as she added this sentence in a childlike voice, she felt that the word "Phoenix" was false.
After asking about food, ask about where to live.
Meng Xiaoni doesn't have a bird cage at home.
She asked Guifeng: "Where did you sleep before?"
Ghost Phoenix: "Sycamore tree."
Very much in line with the habits of a phoenix.
Meng Xiaoni held back her laughter again until she trembled.
Ghost Phoenix: "..."
So angry!
Meng Xiaoni took the little guy home. Before she got close, she looked at the table at the door of the house, and Meng's father and mother were playing mahjong with the couple next door. There is a faint purple light in the room, and it looks like it is still being disinfected.
Fengdu not only loves spicy food, hot pot, but also mahjong.
Even if it is raining cats and dogs and flooding Jinshan, people in Fengdu can lift out a table and call a few people to have a bath on the water.
Meng Xiaoni stepped forward: "Mom and Dad, I'm back."
Father Meng played a card: "So early? The inside is still being disinfected."
Mother Meng: "Fuck! Hey, that little thing on your head looks familiar to me."
Father Meng raised his head when he heard this, and opened his eyes wide: "Oh, isn't this the parrot from last night?"
The other couple who were sitting couldn't help looking up at Meng Xiaoni, and they were also shocked: "Hey, this bird is very beautiful, was this the only one last night?"
Meng's mother responded repeatedly: "Yes, yes. Xiao Meng, take the parrot down quickly, what if you get sick?"
Guifeng: "I'm not sick!"
Everyone: "???"
The voice "I'm not sick" was so crisp that several people present were stunned for a moment.
The voice didn't really sound like the voices that several people present could make.
Father Meng and Mother Meng looked at Meng Xiaoni.
Meng Xiaoni didn't know whether the Burke's parrot could talk or not. She blinked, pinched her throat, and imitated Guifeng's voice delicately: "Is the voice I just learned interesting?"
"You little girl! Really."
Mother Meng smiled and talked about Meng Xiaoni.
Guifeng was annoyed when he heard this, and couldn't help but bowed his head and pecked Meng Xiaoni again.
Meng Xiaoni stretched out her finger and flicked Guifeng, hitting Guifeng's ass directly.
Ghost Phoenix: "???"
Meng Xiaoni couldn't help muttering in a low voice: "If you peck me again, you will peck me bald."
Guifeng looked vigilantly at Meng Xiaoni's outstretched hand, moved her body, squatted down, suffocated, and her feathers exploded slightly: What's the matter with this human being? How can you spank Phoenix's ass
Meng Xiaoni took the parrot upstairs with ups and downs: "Mom, I think this parrot is related to our family. I want to check if the Forestry Bureau can get a certificate. I want to keep it."
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Meng's father and mother looked at each other, still a little worried.
After all, they run a hot pot restaurant.
Father Meng: "Xiao Nizi, this bird is different from other animals. It can't control itself to go to the bathroom, you know? Pull it out with a 'swoosh', and you can't hold it back."
Ghost Phoenix: "..."
This description was so vivid that Meng Xiaoni subconsciously raised her hand to move the bird away from her head.
Annoyed by the slander, Guifeng pecked Meng Xiaoni's hand that was extended again.
Chicken pecking force is a bit heavier than it.
Meng Xiaoni: "..."
Come on, this bird is really not impressive, but it turns out to be weak.
Finally, Meng’s mother suggested: “It’s better to find a cage and lock it upstairs. Otherwise, if it flies down, it’s not good to be smoked. I sounded like an unusual parrot yesterday.”
Meng Xiaoni "da da" ran in: "Well, I see."