"Can you tell me why you orange cats are so fat?" Fang Ze asked Da Miao while leaving his bag on the sofa.
"Because the yellow color makes me look fat, but I'm actually very thin." Big Meow said, licking his paws.
"You look so fat." Fang Ze walked over, picked up the orange cat, rubbed his fat belly and said, "Come on, come on, tell me this is puffy. Can a puffy cat have so much meat?"
"Meow." The big meow looked at the meat being rubbed by Fang Ze and meowed in embarrassment.
"I found that both big and small cats seem to be very fat. I saw in the news that the tiger that was so fat that it became a ball in the zoo was also orange."
"Actually." Da Meow jumped on the coffee table and looked at Fang Ze and said, "This is because we orange cats are highly evolved and highly hybrid, so we can eat and sleep, so we are naturally very fat. So we are just like you humans. , the better the living conditions, the more fat people there are.”
"Then do you need me to buy you some fitness equipment so that you can exercise every day?" Fang Ze looked at Da Meow and said.
"No, no, don't waste money like this." Da Miao quickly shook his head, and then said, "Let's talk about remuneration."
Da Miao said and waved his little paw, and a necklace appeared on his hand. Inside the collar was a small tiger tooth.
"This is the gift Xiaohu left for you, the tiger tooth necklace. Of course, all he left behind were the tiger teeth. I paid for the collar myself."
Fang Ze picked up the tiger tooth necklace on the big cat's paw and found that the tiger teeth in the collar were very small. They should be the deciduous teeth that the white tiger naturally shed. After all, tigers, like humans, have permanent teeth after adulthood. Once broken, they cannot grow back.
"Does this necklace have any special abilities, such as strength +3, physical strength +2, etc." Fang Ze asked curiously.
"You think you are playing online games." Da Miao complained, "This is just an ordinary tiger tooth necklace, you can just use it for collection."
"You'd better put it on. Necklaces made of real tiger teeth are not cheap." Fang Ze said and put the necklace on his neck. Of course, this is mainly because the chain that Da Meow gave Hu Ya looks very nice.
"The next step is to choose one of the three daily choices." Da Meow said, "The first one is feline affinity, which is a passive talent. After selection, it will increase the friendliness of felines towards you. For example, if you try When you kiss other people's cats, they won't scratch you, and if you meet carnivorous cats like tigers and leopards in the wild that are not so hungry, they won't treat you like a takeaway."
"This seems useless." Fang Ze shook his head and said, "I don't evade fares when visiting the zoo."
"The second one is the majesty of the king of the forest, which is also a passive talent. Your urine, feces and other excrement will have the same effect as tiger excrement, which will have a deterrent effect on other animals, making them afraid to approach the feces easily. Within the area.”
Big Meow used an analogy and said, "Don't take a dip in the community garden. All the pet dogs in the community will never dare to go near the garden."
Forehead.
How should I put this ability? It seems to be somewhat useful, but it seems useless.
There is a saying that tiger dung is fresh black gold because it is really useful in many places. For example, there is a zoo in London, England that auctions tiger feces every year. These excrements will be bought by some people who have gardens and then placed in the gardens, so that animals such as pet dogs around will not dare to enter the gardens and use the gardens as toilets. Many farmers also use tiger excrement as an animal repellent. And many illegal smugglers will also put some tiger dung in the goods. It is said that this will temporarily lose the ability of the police dogs to work.
However, it sounds very useful, but no matter how fresh the black gold is, it is impossible for Fang Ze to sell his own excrement as tiger dung. Although the effect is the same, there is a higher possibility of being beaten to death before selling it. big.
"Where's the last one?" Fang Ze asked, scratching his head.
"The last one is called tiger stripes. After acquiring this ability, you can have the same ability as a tiger to be difficult to be discovered by other animals in the wild. Of course, this ability will not turn your skin into stripes."
It seems to be of no use.
The first and third ones are both useful in the wild, but it is really not easy to find such places in China, unless Fang Ze decides to live in Africa in the future.
Then there is only the second one. Can it deter small animals in the future
If you are chased by a mad dog in the future, can you immediately take off your pants and urinate in the wind to scare away the mad dog
The picture is too beautiful to imagine.
Fang Ze hesitated for a long time, and the big cat started to eat his claws. Then Fang Ze said, "Let's take the second one. At least it will be useful if we encounter a mad dog in the future."
"It doesn't have to be a mad dog. If you want to raise a dog to be my little brother in the future, you can wipe some of your own urine on the furniture so that the dog will not tear down the house."
"I choose to soak you in urine. It will definitely work to scare the dog." Fang Ze looked at the big cat and said.
"Obviously I'm giving you advice out of kindness." Big Meow said, jumping up and putting a paw on Fang Ze's forehead, giving Fang Ze this ability. Then, it seemed like I felt nothing.
But since Da Miao said he has this ability, then he does, and he can't test it now. It is estimated that if he is not forced to do so, Fang Ze will never want to test whether he really has this ability in his life.
After Big Meow gave Fang Ze the power, he left. Fang Ze went back to the bedroom to tidy up, and then also cleaned the second bedroom where Hannibal had lived before.
"What is this?" Fang Ze just took a book away from the table and discovered that there was a watch underneath the book.
"Where did the watch come from? It seems that Hannibal didn't wear a watch when he came here." Fang Ze picked up the watch and looked at it carefully. Then he checked it with his mobile phone according to the trademark on the watch and found that it was an Eberluzul. This series of watches is worth more than 10,000 yuan.
He really couldn't figure out where this watch came from, so Fang Ze had no choice but to open the drawer and put the watch into the drawer. He planned to talk about it later, but he didn't know if it was genuine, so there was no need to worry about it.
After cleaning the bedroom, we finished eating grilled cold noodles and fried dumplings.
Fang Ze remembered what Xiao Hei had said before about asking him to go to Lao Ao's house, so he went downstairs to find Lao Ao.
Go downstairs and knock on the door.
Ten minutes later, no one opened the door. Fang Ze wondered if Xiao Hei and Lao Ao had gone out to hang out. He took out his phone and was about to call Xiao Hei when the door opened.
"Quick, quick, come in." Xiao Hei waved his hand, signaling Fang Ze to come in quickly, and then he hurried into the bedroom without even saying hello to Fang Ze.
(End of chapter)