God's way is good for reincarnation, God spare your sister.
Fang Ze saw the video call request, and in order to avoid the same tragedy as Zhu Longlong, he quickly waved to his roommate to hide the inflatable doll.
But in such a big place, where can I hide
In just a few seconds, the four people suddenly burst out with unprecedented wisdom. They directly lifted the four small tables with computers together. The four people were almost back to back, and then used the silicone doll as a bench to sit on. Underneath.
In this case, although there is no way to completely hide the silicone doll, as long as Fang Ze does not commit suicide by taking pictures with his phone from top to bottom, he will not be able to see the silicone doll if he just takes pictures flat.
After cleaning up all this, Fang Ze quickly connected the video before Lin Xiaoxin canceled the video request.
"Bang, bang, bang." Lin Xiaoxin's appearance of eating potato chips appeared in the camera. Fang Ze blocked all the camera frames with most of his body, then waved to Lin Xiaoxin and said, "Why, suddenly I remembered that I wanted to Check the post."
"No way." Lin Xiaoxin frowned and said, "I have something to tell you."
"Then I must have misunderstood." Fang Ze rubbed the back of his head and smiled like a fool.
"I'm too lazy to check your position. I'm confident in your appearance."
"It's shocking." In order to look more natural, Fang Ze leaned his phone against the computer screen, so that the lens would be diagonally upward, and Fang Ze's face could be seen, but the picture below could not be seen.
"Where are you?" Lin Xiaoxin saw her roommate behind Fang Ze and next to her who was pretending to be playing games seriously.
"Internet cafe private room, isn't the defense over, so come over and relax."
"All night long."
"Yeah." Fang Ze nodded.
"Remember not to eat instant noodles that night, and see if there is a 24-hour convenience store nearby to buy some porridge." Lin Xiaoxin said to Fang Ze, "Also, don't drink Red Bull or anything with coffee, drink some light tea or Milk, it’s best to take some vitamins now.”
"Yes, yes, I understand." Fang Ze nodded quickly.
"By the way, you should also keep warm. It's very cold at night, so don't get frozen."
"Don't worry, it's not just once or twice, how can you not have some experience?"
"Your experience is that if you can stay up for twelve hours today, you want to stay up for twenty-four hours next time." Lin Xiaoxin looked at the other three roommates crowded with Fang Ze, and then whispered, "If the roommates If you smoke, remember to open the window."
Although Lin Xiaoxin spoke in a low voice, the other three roommates were just pretending to play games and there was no sound in their headphones, so they heard Lin Xiaoxin's words.
Wenbo had already torn open a pack of cigarettes. After hearing Lin Xiaoxin's words, he hesitated and stuffed the half-smoked cigarette back. Then he coughed twice and signaled Fang Ze to end the dog food distribution event quickly. Hurry up. Play games.
After all, it’s not comfortable for four people to be crowded together like this.
Moreover, there is a silicone doll sitting underneath, and the irregular silicone pads are placed under the buttocks, which makes people a little bit fanciful.
So Fang Ze quickly asked, "By the way, Xiaoxin, you said before that you wanted to tell me something, right?"
"I almost forgot." Lin Xiaoxin stuffed a mouthful of potato chips into her mouth, chewed them into pieces as quickly as possible, and said in a slightly muffled voice while eating, "I have social practice this week, so I can't come over to accompany you. is you."
"How about I come over to find you?" Fang Ze asked.
"You don't have to come over." Lin Xiaoxin said, "I'm not at school on weekends. I have to go out with the teacher, but I don't have classes from Monday to Wednesday this week."
Lin Xiaoxin said as she gestured with a pair of bunny ears on her head, "I'll come find you then."
"Okay." Fang Ze nodded in agreement, and then said to Lin Xiaoxin, "I will come to pick you up when the time comes."
Although there will be guests who don’t know their identities this week, Fang Ze still agrees first. If they are kind and harmless, Fang Ze can entrust the guests to the remaining Xiao Hei or Lao Ao, as long as they are not Just stay within a hundred meters.
If it's a bit dangerous, we'll see how to deal with it when the time comes.
After talking about the business, the two of them talked a few more words. Just when Fang Ze was about to hang up the video call, Lin Xiaoxin suddenly pointed at something on Fang Ze's table and asked, "That seems to be something inappropriate for children?"
Something inappropriate for children.
Fang Ze was stunned when he heard Lin Xiaoxin's words and suddenly thought of it.
The condoms that the aunt at the Internet cafe gave to four people were still on the table!
Fang Ze looked in the direction of Lin Xiaoxin's finger, and sure enough he found the condoms that the aunt gave to the four of them.
Selling hemp skin!
Just get a silicone doll, and it comes with a condom!
Fang Ze broke into a cold sweat at that time.
The other three roommates heard Lin Xiaoxin's words and immediately straightened their bodies.
Of course they won't be nervous about Fang Ze, they are waiting for Fang Ze to overturn, which will be a good joke!
But who is Fang Ze.
An experienced driver who relies on his feet to brake.
Immediately, his mind turned around and he calmly took the small condom packaging bag and said to Lin Xiaoxin, "This, this is a balloon. Didn't you blow it when you were a child? It's really big when blown up."
"You are bigger." Lin Xiaoxin shook her twin ponytails, looked at Fang Ze and said, "Do you think I am stupid or do you think you are stupid?"
"Hey, are you kidding me?" After Fang Ze said that, he immediately changed his clothes and had a mysterious expression on his face, and said to Lin Xiaoxin in the video, "Let me tell you, this thing does more than just what you imagined. , it can also ward off evil spirits.”
"Warding off evil spirits?" Lin Xiaoxin looked at Fang Ze with a dark look on her face, wondering if her boyfriend was stupid because he couldn't find a good excuse for saying such words as warding off evil spirits.
But Fang Ze didn't panic at all at this time. He took out his wallet, put the condom in his wallet, and said to Lin Xiaoxin, "I have been losing in games recently, so I bought a condom and put it in my wallet to ward off evil spirits. , I just took it out when I told my roommates."
As Fang Zeze spoke, he typed out the sentence about putting condoms in wallets to ward off evil spirits on his computer, clicked on search, and then showed the search page to Lin Xiaoxin.
"See for yourself, I'm not lying to you, this really has the function of warding off evil spirits."
Lin Xiaoxin casually glanced at the search results page. Sure enough, there was a saying that condoms can ward off evil spirits, so she didn't pay attention. She yawned and said to Fang Ze, "How come you men are more superstitious than our women's cosmetics?"
"I feel sleepy. I want to sleep. Remember to sleep a little longer after staying up all night tomorrow. I will fall asleep in a while."
"Good night, baby." Fang Ze blew a kiss to Lin Xiaoxin, and Lin Xiaoxin made a kissing gesture out of thin air, and then hung up the video.
(End of chapter)