Summary: Fang Yan pestered Fang’s mother for delicious food in the office.
Seeing Fang Yan pestering her for delicious food, Fang's mother asked Fang Yan to wait, then walked to someone else's office, and returned soon.
When she came back, Fang's mother was holding a red snack packaging bag in her hand. Fang Yan will never forget that red bag in his life. It was filled with various English letters and there was a bone pattern on the bag.
Fang's mother gave the bag to Fang Yan, and Fang Yan opened it and saw that it was filled with delicious cookies-like cookies.
Fang Yan took out the biscuits from the bag and tasted them, and found that they tasted very delicious. Then he sat in the office and spent an entire afternoon eating the entire bag of snacks.
During this period, Fang Yan very conscientiously handed the biscuits to Fang's mother and asked her to eat them too, but Fang's mother was rare and generous for a while and let Fang Yan eat the biscuits alone.
The bag of snacks that Fang Yan had eaten in Fang Yan’s mother’s office was a beautiful memory for Fang Yan for a period of time. One time, Fang Yan’s aunt came and took Fang Yan and Fang Yan’s cousin to the supermarket to buy delicious food. The aunt told Fang Yan , he can choose any of his favorite snacks in the supermarket.
Fang Yan walked around the supermarket, and then he found the same red bag snacks that he had eaten in his mother's office that day. Then he happily picked up the snacks and went to find his aunt.
Then.
Then my aunt taught the dialect about the difference between pet dog food and human snacks for half an hour.
Later, when Fang Yan was in college, every time Fang Yan's mother asked Fang Yan when he would bring his girlfriend home, Fang Yan would reply with one sentence: I only feed him dog food, and you still want me to bring my girlfriend back. How can I have a boy? My friends are all good.
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When Fang Yan was young, Fang's mother didn't buy toys for Fang Yan, but all she bought were dolls, little dresses and the like.
Yes, Fang's mother has a particularly bad habit of dressing up her son as a little girl.
If you like it, get another one!
When Fang Yan grew up, he made righteous protests and serious suggestions to Fang's mother. It was suggested to Fang's mother that she should have another small public examination, but she was ruthlessly rejected by Fang's mother.
There will always be only one small official in the Fang family.
Fang's mother looked at Fang Yan with misty eyes and said, "Don't you like your mother anymore? Since you want a sister to replace your mother's position."
you win.
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Fang Ze gave up arguing with Fang's mother on this matter. However, Fang's mother bought Fang Ze a toy that was more suitable for boys when he was a child, but later, this originally warm childhood memory turned into unspeakable pain in Fang Yan's heart.
Fang's mother bought Fang Yan a small rubber ball when Fang Yan was nine years old, but she would not let Fang Yan take it out of the house to play with. But Fang Ze is also very happy because Fang's mother will play with Fang Yan every time with this little ball.
Fang Yan still remembers Fang's mother smiling sweetly, then holding the small ball and saying to Fang Yan, "Baby, look, this is a small ball."
After Fang's mother finished speaking, she would throw the little ball, and then Fang Ze would run over and pick up the little ball, and then Fang's mother would throw it again.
The simple dialect was there but he didn't think there was any problem. It wasn't until he came back from his first year of studying that he saw an extra dog in the house. Fang's mother took the little rubber ball from back then and said to the dog, "Baby, look, this is a little rubber ball." .”
Don't stop me, I want to run away from home.
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When Fang Yan was ten years old, the city where she lived had a Starbucks, a place for young freshmen to show off. Fang's mother, who is a foodie and a snack lover, naturally wanted to try it, and she also brought Fang Yan with her.
Of course, there is a reason why Fang Ma brought the dialect. This reason of course has nothing to do with Dialect Mao, but because Fang Ma is a thin-skinned little public servant, so she usually takes care not to do anything embarrassing.
This is why she brought the dialect with her. After entering the store, she said to the Starbucks waiter, "This kid wants to eat and is clamoring to come to Starbucks for coffee, but he is afraid of being embarrassed because he doesn't understand the rules. Can you help me?" What should he pay attention to when he talks about it?"
After Fang's mother finished speaking, she looked like she is very familiar with this place, but she wants her children to learn to be independent. She watched Fang Yan interact with the Starbucks waiter, and then wrote down all the details so that she could pretend to be a familiar customer in the future. Looks like I was drinking coffee at Starbucks.
Then she never brought dialect into Starbucks again! ! ! !
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It seems that Fang Ma has said a lot of unreliable things.
But to be honest, if you let the dialect judge, although Fang Ma is unreliable, she is definitely a good mother.
This is not an evaluation based on the parent-child relationship, but a very fair and objective evaluation.
For some people, although they have many bad things, one shining point in their body can offset all the bad things. Mother Fang is such a person.
And her shining point is her openness.
Of course, this kind of openness does not refer to the kind of openness that she would not accept as if it were nothing when a boyfriend comes to him, but an openness in educating and raising children, although she left many nightmares for him when he was a child. memory.
Fang's mother's open-mindedness began to show when Fang Yan was in elementary school.
When Fang Yan was in junior high school, his grades were always above average because of his playfulness. Then one time, the teacher, Fang Yan, unexpectedly ranked among the top ten in the class. The only class in which he was slightly inferior happened to be taught by the head teacher.
So Fang Yan’s head teacher asked for Fang’s mother’s phone number and called her. The core idea is that this child has a future, but he just doesn't study hard now. He can go to the cram school he runs. Then he can make up for his shortcomings and he may become the first in the grade.
After hearing what the head teacher said, Fang's mother curiously asked Fang Yan how many people of that age there were. The class teacher said it was more than a thousand people, and then Mother Fang said happily, "My son is in the top ten among more than a thousand people. It's already good. Now this child is more self-conscious about learning. If he is forced to study again, If you do, it might make him feel bored."
"Furthermore, if my son is really number one in grade, doesn't that mean there will be no room for improvement in the next few years? No, no, no."
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Talk about being open-minded. Fang Ma and Fang Yan also had a very misunderstanding. In the third year of junior high school, Fang Yan was already considered an older boy. That day, both Fang's parents and Fang's mother left home, leaving Fang Yan alone at home.
It was summer, the weather was very hot, and the Fang family did not have air conditioning at that time, only a vertical electric fan.
At that time, Fang Yan was really too hot, so he simply took off his clothes and went to the bathroom to shower all over his body. After rinsing, I didn’t wipe it off, but went to the electric fan to blow on my bare feet (those who have tried it should know how cool it is.)
After finishing the shower, Fang Yan felt that his life was just one popsicle away from being complete, so he took a popsicle from the refrigerator in the bathroom and ate it in front of the hair dryer. Then while eating, I accidentally bit off a popsicle and dropped it on my crotch.
It was so sour at that time that Fang Ze took out a piece of toilet paper and started wiping it.
Then, when Fang's mother came back, she saw her son holding toilet paper, with her back to him, rubbing something.
After Fang's mother returned to the house pretending not to see it, Fang Yan really didn't know how to explain, "Mom, I'm not there, I'm polishing popsicles."
Three days later, Fang Yan came home again and found a sex education book for middle school students and a box of tissue paper in his bedroom.
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Of course, Fang's mother's very open-minded education method that focused on training her children's autonomy also gave Fang Yan a lot of cheating experiences.
The first thing I recommend is Fang Yan. Ever since he learned about the Law on the Protection of Minors, if he did anything naughty and mischievous, he would see that Fang’s parents were about to have their big ears shaved off, so he would loudly say that the Law on the Protection of Minors, otherwise Hitting children is a right given to children by the United Nations.
If it were an ordinary parent, they would still follow the rules and ignore the dialect, but Fang's mother was different. Before the beating, Fang’s mother would tell Fang Yan that the minor protection law only protects thin children, not fat ones (at that time Fang Yan was a little fat because of his greed for snacks). Although Fang Yan was still beaten later, Fang Yan began to pay attention to exercise and appetite control, and quickly lost weight.
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Fang Yan has hardly enjoyed any maternal love since high school, because Fang's mother's status in the family is that of a minor official, and Fang Yan has no problem treating her as a little sister.
One day, Fang Yan suddenly wanted to raise a cat, so he said to his mother, "Mom, I want to raise a cat."
"Meow~" Fang's mother meowed, her eyes saying that it's not easy to take care of me anymore, you still want to take care of one more cat.
Another time when Fang Yan came home at the weekend, he saw Fang's mother squatting at the door of the toilet, clutching her calf with her right hand, as if she was in pain, so he hurried over to ask if Fang's mother had a sudden attack of appendicitis or something else, and if she wanted to Take to hospital.
After a while, Fang's mother pointed to her phone and said, "I didn't pay attention to the time while playing games. I sat on the toilet for too long and my legs are numb."
Deserve it!
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When Fang Yan was in elementary school, his deskmate was a cute little lolita. Of course, Fang Yan was satisfied with looking at his mother, so he had no interest in little lolita. But one time when Fang's mother came to a parent-teacher meeting, she immediately fell in love with this little lolita. The lolita soul in her body immediately burned brightly. She even taught Fang Yan how to pick up girls, and then she picked up this little lolita and brought her home. Play.
Fang Yan righteously rejected his mother's unreliable proposal. But when Fang Ma saw that Fang Yan was reluctant to take action, she actually found a way to take action herself.
There was a parent-teacher conference one year, and Fang's mother didn't have time to go. Fang Yan went directly to Fang's father. But when Fang's mother found out, she asked for leave to attend Fang Yan's parent-teacher conference. Fang Yan was almost moved and thought his mother had transitioned. .
But after attending the parent-teacher meeting, Fang’s mother took advantage of the fact that Fang Yan’s parents went out to have a detailed chat with the teacher and told Fang Yan that Fang Yan liked you. He records everything he spent with you in his diary at home, and your name is written in his homework book at home.
The elementary school students at that time were so innocent. Little Loli believed it on the spot, thinking that Fang Yan was the arrogant male protagonist in romance novels and she had been secretly liking him.
With Fang's mother's help, little Lolita kept coming to Fang Yan's house to play. Every time Fang's mother would prepare little Lolita's favorite snacks, and then have a very loving game with little Lolita. interactive.
In order to get the increased pocket money promised by Fang's mother, Fang Yan also acquiesced to the existence of little Loli.
Later, after entering junior high school, although both Fang Yan and Xiao Loli knew that what happened back then was a conspiracy designed by Fang's mother so that little Loli could come to the house to play, but after so many years, Fang's mother had developed a deep relationship with little Loli. Love, even if it weren't for the dialect, the little Loli would often come to visit Fang's mother at home.
Then, the little Lolita naturally became Fangyan's childhood sweetheart. Later, when she was about to graduate from college, the Little Lolita and Fangyan came together. Fangyan also inherited his father's banner and became a new generation of legal Lolita owners. By.
Oh, I forgot to mention, I don’t know if the little lolita was influenced by Fang’s mother or because Fang’s mother saw the potential of a legitimate lolita just like before. In short, when the little loli went to college, she actually looked similar to Fang's mother back then. She looked like a junior high school student and became a legal loli.
Later, due to an incident in the imperial capital, Fang Yan changed his name to Fang Ze and came to Haiping City to attend university. The legal little loli also followed Fang Yan to Haiping City, and the two of them studied at the same university.
Oh, by the way, this little loli's name is Lin Xiaoxin.
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Some of the stories are adapted from Internet jokes. Many of them were seen from the space. I recorded them casually and then integrated them together to create a character design of Fang Ma.
Probably, Fang Ma will appear in the near future.
(End of chapter)