My Inseparable House Guests

Chapter 128: Just dig a hole and don't bury it

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Fortunately, although the shielding has failed, it is still very difficult for Diana to get in touch with comics or other film and television works related to her.

Fang Ze still sent Diana away smoothly.

After waiting for a while, the fat orange cat who was lying on the ground eating and waiting to die suddenly stood up with a startle. Fang Ze knew that this should be the return of the intelligent soul of the cat.

So he reached out and grabbed the cat's neck and picked him up.

"Come on, little comrade, tell me why the shielding has failed."

"Meow." Big Meow turned his head and looked at Fang Ze, putting on a pitiful look to win Fang Ze's sympathy.

"There will be leniency for those who confess, and there will be leniency for those who resist." Fang Ze looked at Da Meow and said, "You have no right to remain silent."

"Brother, your words don't follow the routine." Big Meow said.

"First explain to me why the shielding fails."

"There was a little accident." Big Meow licked his paws and said to Fang Ze, "Because the next guest's shielding setting is a bit difficult to adjust, so while I am debugging, I can only temporarily put on the Anna’s settings have been cancelled.”

"There shouldn't be any big trouble." Da Meow said to Fang Ze, "As long as you don't bring her to watch the Wonder Woman movie, she should be fine."

"But she watched Injustice."

"Well, it's not too much trouble. These two people are not from the same universe." Da Miao said to Fang Ze.

"It sounds like you manage many universes. You are very qualified." Fang Ze brought the big cat to his eyes and said to the big cat, "I still don't know why you sent these people to Come to my house."

"Have you ever seen the greatest chaos in history?" Da Miao was held by Fang Ze's neck, unable to move, so he could only answer honestly, "It's probably just that the timeline was shattered, and many important people had nowhere to go. Chaos occurred during the fusion of the multiverse planes, causing the children of the planes to repel each other. Thousands of planes interfered with each other and projected, causing time and space to distort. The long river of destiny collapsed, and many originally planned lives needed to be re-corrected."

"Keep blowing." Fang Ze casually placed the big cat on a very large glass plate on the coffee table in the living room, and said to the big cat, "I will give you all the lights and microphones, and tell you all your life experiences and mental journey. "

"Originally I wanted to say that you, Saonian, are shouldering the heavy responsibility of saving the world." Da Miao looked at Fang Ze and said, "But based on my understanding of you, maybe after I say this, you will rush to the end of the world. I had sex with your little girlfriend until the day the universe exploded."

Forehead.

What Da Miao said was indeed Fang Ze's inner thoughts, but it was still very embarrassing to say it so nakedly, and he also wanted to lose face.

"Ahem, cough, cough." Fang Ze coughed twice, and then said to the big cat with a serious face, "As a person who has justice in my heart and exudes the aura of a good person, if I really have to take on the responsibility of saving the world As long as the pay is reasonable, I am still willing to do the task."

"If the world really needs to be saved by you, a salted fish, I guess I have already prepared a ticket to the next world. Looking for you is the same as buying a lottery ticket that is least likely to win and testing my luck. "

Big Meow shrank himself into a ball, like a soft-bodied creature without bones, huddled in the glass plate, and then continued to speak to Fang Ze.

"As long as you have money, just take it. Don't ask why they want to put people in your place. I will tell you when it's time to tell you."

"I tell you, you'll get beaten if you look like this." Fang Ze reached out and rubbed the big cat's exposed fat belly.

"There are so many bosses doing this in the world, and I've never seen one of them get beaten up." Da Miao snorted twice in comfort as Fang Ze rubbed him so hard.

"You just said that the next guest's blocking setting is a bit difficult, what's going on? Isn't the next guest the kind of person who is going to be super troublesome?"

"It's not very troublesome. It's because there are original images of historical figures, so it's like this. But it's not a big problem." Da Miao said briefly, then changed the topic and said to Fang Ze, "By the way, the reward this time , give it to you quickly, I have to leave in a hurry."

"A cat that only knows how to eat and sleep seems busier than me." Fang Ze complained.

"Diana left a small gift for you." The big cat crawled out of the glass plate like a reptile, then suddenly stood up and jumped into Fang Ze's arms. The big-faced cat came over and kissed Fang Ze on the cheek. Take a bite.

"Just give me a gift. Why are you kissing me?" Fang Ze asked.

"This is a gift." Da Miao lazily returned to the coffee table and said to Fang Ze, "The gift little Loli left for you is a kiss, but hasn't she already left, so I will do it for you. ”

"Can this special girl do it for you?" Fang Ze stared at Da Meow in shock. "You give me a soft and fragrant loli kiss."

"Tch, why didn't I see you dislike me when you were petting the cat before?"

"You also know that was before." Fang Ze pulled out the old photos of Da Meow from his mobile phone and held them in front of Da Meow's face for Da Meow to see. "Look, look, you were a little kid before." Cats were so cute when they were little, but now, even if you are fat and thrown into a pig pen, no one will notice the difference between you and a pig."

"It hurts my heart, old man." Big Meow shook off the fat on his body, and then said to Fang Ze, "Do you still want the reward?"

"Tell me, what's going on this time?" Fang Ze asked.

"The sight of Athena, gifted by Aphrodite, the goddess of love and beauty, and Artemis, the goddess of hunting."

"Well, I do know the use of Athena's sight. The gift from the goddess of hunting should be the ability to communicate with animals. What is the gift from the goddess of love and beauty to make me more handsome?"

"Yes." Da Miao unexpectedly confirmed Fang Ze. In fact, Fang Ze never thought that plastic surgery was an option in the mission reward.

"It's equivalent to changing your face to the face of a perfect man created by the Goddess of Love and Beauty." Da Meow said and conjured up a photo for Fang Ze to see.

The photo shows a face that is indistinguishable from male to female and can make both men and women orgasm at the same time.

Just looking at this face, Fang Ze almost...

"Well." Fang Ze asked Da Meow, "If I change this face, will the photo on my ID card and other people's memory of me also be changed?"

"If I had the ability to directly tamper with other people's memories, would I be paying you to receive guests for me?" Da Meow looked at Fang Ze with contempt, as if he disliked Fang Ze's IQ.

"Just tell others directly that it will be fine if you have plastic surgery."

"This special girl just had her face changed. Who can have such an effect through plastic surgery? Let alone my own mother, I don't even recognize myself anymore."

"I don't care about that. I just dig the hole and don't bury it. You can handle the rest by yourself."

"Why are you so virtuous with those people who write online novels?" Fang Ze looked at Da Meow, thought about it for a final moment, and said to Da Meow, "I choose Athena's Vision."

(End of chapter)