"If you want to talk too much, how would a society, a country, and a world be without salted fish?" Fang Ze said while eating potato chips and looking at Big Meow, "After all, the world belongs to us salted fish."
"No wonder humans are being gradually conquered by us cats. It turns out you are all a bunch of salted fish." Big Meow complained.
"Let's get down to business." Fang Ze looked at Da Meow lazily.
"Then let's get down to business first." Big Meow said and swiped his paw, and a pile of money suddenly appeared on the coffee table.
Fang Ze picked up the money and took a look and found that it was all money from Li Yunlong's era.
As for why Li Yunlong left money to Fang Ze, Fang Ze understood it with a little imagination. He didn't say anything and just silently put the money into his wallet.
"There are still three rewards this time." Da Miao looked at Fang Ze and said, "The first one is the eyes of the army. The ability is that people with these eyes can see all battlefield situations clearly, break through the fog, and find the best Combat plan. (Only applicable to army operations with less than 10,000 people.)"
"The second is the spirit of the sword. People with this ability will never be afraid. No matter how powerful the enemy or difficulty is, they will calmly look for opportunities to fight back."
"The third one is the swearing master. People with this ability will automatically learn endless swearing. There are three effects of swearing. The first one is used on friends, which will motivate and encourage friendly personnel. The second is to use it on a superior, and you will get preferential treatment and favoritism from the superior. The third is to use it on an enemy, and it will anger the enemy, get the mocking effect, and slightly reduce the enemy's logical thinking ability."
"What a god damn master of swear words." Fang Ze was stunned after hearing what Big Meow said.
"Actually, the effect is quite good." Big Meow said to Fang Ze, "After all, swearing can improve the efficiency of language."
"Reason?" Fang Ze asked Da Meow.
"For example, let me give you an example. Life in college is so good now. What is the first thing that comes to your mind?"
"Isn't it true that college life is good? Is there any objection?"
"Life as a college student is great now." Da Meow read the words separately.
"Got it, dirty cat."
"What does this have to do with whether I am dirty or not?" Da Meow continued, "Look at a simple sentence. If you don't add swear words, it will have two different meanings. But if you add swear words, it will be different."
Da Miao continued, "For example, if you want to express the first meaning, you can say that the life of college students now is so good."
"If you want to express the second meaning, you should say how good life is for college students nowadays."
"Look, it's obvious at a glance whether swearing can improve language efficiency."
"What nonsense." Fang Ze still dismissed it.
"Poor humans." Big Meow sighed, "Why do you just refuse to admit many things?"
"Stop talking nonsense." Fang Ze said to Big Meow, "I choose to show my sword spirit."
"You actually chose this?" Da Meow looked at Fang Ze in surprise and said, "I think the swearing master is more useful."
"If I were playing basketball or football, maybe I would choose this." Fang Ze said, "I will probably be a key figure on the court by then. Except for football, I can play any other ball." The team became world champions.”
"Another attack on our national football team." Big Meow rushed up and pressed Fang Ze's forehead, and then said, "Okay."
Fang Ze felt it and found that he couldn't feel anything this time, so he asked Da Miao, "Why don't you feel anything?"
"Passive skills, you can feel them when you face danger and fear."
"Okay." Fang Ze looked at Da Meow and said, "By the way, let me give you a hint for the next customer."
"The next guest." Da Meow said to Fang Ze, "Do you remember what I said to you after Hannibal left? There was a sentence in it that contained the noun of a creature. Next person Guests are related to that noun, and you can guess who the next guest is based on that noun."
After the big meow finished speaking, before Fang Ze could react, he fled back to his meow nest, and the wise soul also left.
After Hannibal left, he seemed to have asked Big Meow if he had hypnotized him.
Fang Ze thought about it for a moment, and indeed remembered that Da Meow said a noun.
Fang Ze entered the term into the search website and immediately found the information he wanted.
"Headache." Fang Ze rubbed his temples and looked at the search results. He knew that his next guest would probably be a very troublesome guy. No matter who he came, he would not be easy to get along with.
It looks like we are ready to give them the same treatment as Hannibal.
Fang Ze looked at the watch-shaped anesthesia gun he was wearing on his wrist and found that there were not many left.
The black technology of Conan's watch-type anesthetic gun lies not in the watch, but in the anesthetic injection inside.
It can anesthetize a person to the point of losing consciousness in a very short period of time. From this point of view, this technology is a black technology among black technologies.
This kind of thing is used one by one, and there is no place to replenish it when it is used up.
After sleeping all night, when Fang Ze got up the next morning, he didn't even wait for Lin Xiaoxin to arrive.
So Fang Ze called Lin Xiaoxin to ask what was going on.
"It's like this. I have a cousin from far away. She just finished her college entrance examination and came to my place to play for a few days."
"Then you don't have time to come over?" Fang Ze asked.
"I want to stay in the hotel with her, why don't you come over."
"Come and live with you?"
"It's so shameless to want to flatter you." Lin Xiaoxin said, "Coming here to carry our bags is already the greatest kindness to you."
"Okay, I'll drive there in the afternoon." Fang Ze hung up Lin Xiaoxin's phone, and then drove his Wuling Hongguang Batmobile all the way to Nanxiang County.
After finding a parking space near the entrance of the hotel Lin Xiaoxin mentioned, Fang Ze walked into the hotel, found the room where Lin Xiaoxin lived, and knocked on the door.
Within a few seconds, the door opened. Lin Xiaoxin pulled her little head out of the door and looked at Fang Ze with a smile.
"Come on, give me a kiss." Fang Ze stretched out his face.
"I'm sorry, sir, you're in the wrong room." Lin Xiaoxin saw Fang Ze's actions and tried to close the door. Fang Ze quickly squeezed in with his body advantage, then put his arms around Lin Xiaoxin's waist and lifted her up. Hug him.
"My sister is still inside." Lin Xiaoxin looked at Fang Ze and said quickly, "Don't make trouble."
Fang Ze held Xiao Zhizi in his arms, rubbed his face on her neck a few times, and then reluctantly put her down.
I followed Lin Xiaoxin into the hotel room. On a big bed, a girl who looked more mature than Lin Xiaoxin was lying on the bed playing with her mobile phone.
(End of chapter)