"You don't want it yourself." Big Meow said, "If you really want to have a harem, I can arrange for the tenants you come over every time to be the kind of girls who can be pushed over without thinking. How about that?"
"Forget it." Fang Ze quickly refused, "I don't want to see what our little boy's hatchet looks like."
"You are laughing at Brother Cheng for dying early. Brother Cheng is laughing at you." Before Da Miao could finish his words, Fang Ze grabbed the dead fat orange and stuffed it into his arms.
"You are the only one who talks a lot, you are the only one who talks a lot."
After being bored for a while, Fang Ze released the big cat, then looked at him and said, "Hurry up and give me my reward."
"Not gentle at all." Da Meow complained to Fang Ze.
After hearing what Big Meow said, Fang Ze pointed to the shorthaired cat and the stuffed animal in the cat box and said, "If you are half as cute as him, you will see if I am gentle to you."
"Protest against racial discrimination in the cat petting industry." Da Miao raised his paws and said, "Whether it is an ugly cat, a cute cat, a fat cat or a thin cat, as long as the cat can be petted, it is a good cat."
After Da Meow and Fang Ze finished arguing, he said to Fang Ze, "I'll give you the gift Harley Quinn gave you first."
Fang Ze heard a hint of schadenfreude in Da Meow's mouth. Just when he was about to ask what was going on, he saw an extra card in Da Meow's paw.
Fang Ze picked up the card and saw a picture on it that looked like a person and a ghost. There was also a line of words next to it, 'Mr. Fang Ze is a good person. '
What a ghost.
Fang Ze never expected that he would be given a good guy card by Harley Quinn.
Even if you are giving out a good person card, you should obviously give it to Chen Jian, okay
Although Fang Ze wanted to throw away the card, but as a person with a slight squirrel syndrome, he still put the card into a card bag that he had not used before and saved it.
"By the way, what abilities can Harley Quinn give me?" Fang Ze looked at Big Meow and asked, "Could it be some kind of baseball bat master?"
"You have such a wonderful idea." Da Miao looked at Fang Ze and said, "If you ask a madman what his abilities are, his biggest ability is of course not playing according to common sense."
"Harley Quinn has left you with a total of thirty abilities." Da Meow looked at Fang Ze and said, "Are you happy?"
"Tell me first what these thirty abilities are." Fang Ze felt a bad premonition.
"These abilities include life-like skills such as being a female makeup master, combat-like skills such as baseball bat beating skills, and others such as sacrificing one's own sanity in exchange for powerful power."
"In general." Da Miao looked at Fang Ze and said, "Let's split it 50-50 between good abilities and bad abilities, useful abilities and useless abilities."
"Please introduce it in detail." Fang Ze said.
"It's said that madmen don't play their cards according to common sense." Da Miao looked at Fang Ze and said, "This is not a happy choice of one out of three, but one out of thirty."
"You mean, I can't choose actively this time, I can only choose randomly?"
"Yes." Big Meow nodded, "This was requested by Harley Quinn herself, so there is nothing we can do."
"Don't tell me that all the guests who have stayed in my house before know that I can obtain part of their abilities." Fang Ze looked at Da Meow and said, "Judging from the details, they don't know your existence at all."
"You forgot that Harley Quinn, like Deadpool, is a being who can break the dimensional wall." Big Meow shook his head and said to Fang Ze, "It's normal for a madman to have one or two special abilities."
"Okay." Fang Ze looked at Big Meow and asked, "What are the chances that I will get unreliable abilities such as lowering my sanity and improving my physical fitness?"
"One third." Da Miao looked at Fang Ze and said, "Also a reminder, this ability is not actually the most unreliable. The most unreliable one is to fully develop your inner desires. For example, like you Such a lolita fan would probably be tempted to go to a kindergarten to snatch lolita girls, and then be shot by the police."
"You might as well just turn me into a pervert." Fang Ze thought carefully and said to the big cat, "Forget it, the risk is too great, I give up this lottery."
"Give it a try and turn your bicycle into a motorcycle, brother." Da Miao looked at Fang Ze and said, "After all, there are only a few unreliable abilities. You have to know that Harley Quinn is an Olympic-level gymnast, and she is still a pretender. Master, if you can tap into these two abilities of hers, you will be well-developed."
"Small gambling makes you happy, big gambling hurts your body, and your boats and oars will be wiped out." Fang Ze said resolutely, "I don't want to be like those guys in the gambling club. I won't stop. I live a happy life now. Not only do I have cats. And Loli, why should I bet, let alone one-third, I won’t bet even if it’s one-hundredth of a percent.”
"Okay then." Big Meow looked very regretful. He stood up and said to Fang Ze, "Then I'll leave first."
"First of all, give me a hint about next week's guests." Fang Ze asked the big cat, "Could it be another animal?"
"It is indeed an animal." Big Meow said, "The prompt words are singing and hypnosis."
"Singing and hypnosis?" Just as Fang Ze was about to ask, he saw that the big cat had jumped back to his territory, leaving only two kittens looking at him pitifully, as if they were hungry.
Fang Ze took out Da Meow's cat food and fed it to the two kittens. When he was thinking about how to deal with the two cats, the doorbell rang.
Fang Ze stood up and opened the door and saw that it was Chen Jian.
"She has left?" Chen Jian came in and said.
"Well, let's go home."
"Then I will take these two cats back first." Chen Jian said to Fang Ze, "When she left, she told me to take good care of her cats and she would come next time."
"Maybe." Fang Ze couldn't bear to hit Chen Jian.
"Do you really like her?" Chen Jian came out with the cat box and asked as he walked.
"It can be considered a liking, but there is still a gap between it and love."
"The story about staying away from crazy girls and rich men is true. I always thought that only Mary Sues wrote that."
"I've already told you whether you like it or not love it." Chen Jian said to Fang Ze, "As a person who has been under strict supervision since childhood, it is not normal to have a crush on such a girl who is completely real and not hypocritical at all. ?"
"Besides, it's really rare to see such an innocent girl these days."
Although Chen Jian's evaluation of Harley Quinn as an innocent girl made Fang Ze want to complain.
But really speaking, Harley Quinn can indeed be regarded as a simple girl.
It's like, 'I rob, I set fires, and I like to smash people's heads in with a baseball bat, but I'm a good girl. 'This feeling.
It's pure and unpretentious, and it's really different from the coquettish bitches outside.
(End of chapter)