Fang Ze would never believe that a song like Xiao Hei's that he sang blindly could have hundreds of thousands of plays.
There are definitely not that many fools in China!
"Tell me honestly, what did you do?" Fang Ze looked at Xiao Hei and asked.
"Ahem." Although the bullshit was exposed, Xiao Hei still replied shamelessly and truthfully, "Ten yuan and five hundred powders, and there are discounts for large quantities. How about I give you some as well?"
Brush and brush.
Fang Ze decisively asked Xiao Hei to go back to playing games, and then specifically told Xiao Hei that he was going to record a love song for Lin Xiaoxin. The scene might be embarrassing, so he must not come in.
Xiao Hei left with assurances in his mouth. Fang Ze closed the door and took Jigglypuff into the soundproof room.
The lights are on, the accompaniment sounds, and the microphone is handed over!
Boss, please sing.
Fang Ze put the microphone in front of Jigglypuff. Jigglypuff didn't know how he used his two claws to grasp the microphone, but he looked like a big singer in the cat world.
Fang Ze took advantage of Jigglypuff to leave the soundproof room before he sang, allowing Jigglypuff to express his singing voice to his heart's content.
There should be no problem in a soundproof room. Jigglypuff's singing will make people fall asleep, but as long as they can't be heard, that's fine.
Technology has changed life.
Fang Ze was sitting outside the soundproof room, watching Jigglypuff singing inside. Because I couldn't hear the sound, I was a little bored. Suddenly, I suddenly thought that Jigglypuff's singing voice could make people fall asleep. What about recording it
Does the recorded Jigglypuff singing still have the same effect
When Fang Ze thought of this, he immediately turned on the recording equipment in the soundproof room of the singing practice room from the console outside and started recording Jigglypuff's singing.
Jigglypuff's singing voice is actually a mystery. Although it has been shown in animations and other works, it has no hypnotic effect at all, and it is definitely not Jigglypuff's real singing voice.
What kind of song can directly hypnotize people
As the saying goes, curiosity killed the cat, and so does people.
Once curiosity arises, he will do some stupid things. For example, when Fang Ze was in fifth grade, he saw on TV that some people had to go to the hospital because they put light bulbs in their mouths and couldn't take them out.
How is this possible!
Fang Ze, a little kid in fifth grade, thought like a retard that anything that can be inserted can definitely be taken out, such as screws and nuts. They can not only be inserted in, but also pulled out, and can hold things firmly in place.
If a light bulb goes into your mouth, how can it be tighter than a screw
So Fang Ze decisively went to find the light bulb, wanting to prove that he was smarter than the adults on TV.
It's a pity that Fang's father takes the safety of furniture seriously. After having Fang Ze, there are no dangerous things for children to touch in the house.
All the lights were big lights with covers, and Fang Ze couldn't remove them.
But Fang Ze found pears in the kitchen that Fang's mother had washed before going out in the morning.
The shape of a pear is the same as a light bulb. Fang Ze patted his thigh.
Just use pears!
As for how things ended.
In the end, Fang Ze held a pear in his mouth and endured the pain of his jaw that seemed to have been dislocated. He knocked on the door of the neighbor's house opposite and asked the neighbor's girl to remove the pear flesh from Fang Ze's mouth one spoon at a time. He dug it out and saved a life.
However, although Fang Ze's IQ is a little higher as he grows up, his curiosity is still not much lower.
He thought that listening to Jigglypuff's singing through the headphones connected to the soundproof room was not directly, so even if it had a hypnotic effect, it wouldn't be effective immediately. He definitely had time to turn off the headphones before falling asleep completely.
Thinking of flying here, Fang Ze sat on the chair where the recording equipment was placed, and then hung up his headphones.
Open.
"Bo~Pineapple Carrot~Bo Li~Bo Bo Li Bo~"
"Bobo~Giggle Bobo~Ribo~Poulibo"
Jigglypuff's song penetrated directly into Fang Ze's ears without warning, and then Fang Ze felt as if he had stayed up all night for ten days and a half, and he was so sleepy that he almost died.
I really want to sleep, go to sleep.
Fang Ze's brain directly issued a sleep command to Fang Ze's body, telling Fang Ze to sleep immediately.
It seemed like you had to remember what to do before
Turn off the headphones
Go to hell, go to bed first.
Fang Ze decisively chose to sleep, lying on the table with headphones on.
It feels like life has never been so peaceful, and sleep has never been so good.
Fang Ze fell into a state of complete relaxation, having never felt so comfortable before.
Although Fang Ze slept on his stomach, in theory this sleeping position would be very uncomfortable, but now Fang Ze only felt as if he was sleeping with his head resting on the warm thighs of a young girl that smelled of vanilla. .
The face is caressed by naughty hair, the ears are filled with gentle whispers, and the nose is filled with fragrance.
So comfortable.
Then Fang Ze felt someone pushing him.
"Wake up, wake up."
This should be the girl he is pillowing on, calling him to get up.
"Let me sleep a little longer, baby." Fang Ze subconsciously grabbed the hand stretched out by the visitor.
"F*ck!" came an extremely surprised shout. This voice sounded like that of a rough man. Fang Ze woke up instantly.
He raised his head and opened his eyes, only to see Xiao Hei pointing his finger at Fang Ze with a shocked look on his face, "I treat you as a brother, but you are actually thinking about having sex with me while you are dreaming!"
"Bah." Fang Ze immediately reacted and expressed his position, "Who wants to have sex with you? I have always wanted to be your father."
"That's okay." Xiao Hei clasped his hands on his chest and said, "If you and Lin Xiaoxin have a daughter in the future, I can let you be my father. I have no objection. The future father-in-law."
"Do you still have any moral integrity?" Fang Ze looked at Xiao Hei and said.
"You are the one who has no moral integrity. You said you came to practice singing, but you ended up coming here to sleep." Xiao Hei said, turned around and looked, and then continued, "Why did you lock the cat in there?"
Before Fang Ze could say anything, he saw Xiao Hei walking towards the glass door of the soundproof room, "The cat is probably bored, I'll open the door."
"Wait a minute!" Fang Ze looked at Xiao Hei and shouted, "Don't open the door!"
You must know that Jigglypuff is still singing inside at this time. If the door is opened and Jigglypuff's voice leaks out, everyone in the whole building will probably fall asleep by then.
What should you do if someone is doing exercise in bed and suddenly falls asleep
If someone is secretly watching a movie behind his parents' back, and after falling asleep, his parents wake up earlier than him, how do he explain it when they see it
Those who watch AV can say it's okay, the natural throbbing of youth, what if it's GV!
And the cute boy is watching what to do!
But it was already too late when Fang Ze shouted, Xiao Hei had already been opened by the door of the soundproof room!
Ruined.
Fang Ze thought to himself.
(End of chapter)