My Inseparable House Guests

Chapter 185: Slap in the face (2-in-1)

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"Customer service girls always take the blame for others and get scolded. How can they have a good life?" Wenbo looked at Fang Ze and said.

"Have you ever seen a real customer service girl at Goose Factory?" Fang Ze glanced sideways at Wenbo and said, "Aren't they all automatically replied by computers? They can still have a bad life."

"Who said that?" As soon as Fang Ze spoke, Rui Geer said, "Every time I call customer service, no cute girl answers. There is never a computer reply."

"You're such a bastard."

A few people were chatting, and the game planner on the booth began to introduce the game's krypton gold system, which is different from other major foreign companies' approach to some competitive games that only sell skins and not other props to prevent affecting the game balance.

Domestic manufacturers generally operate free games, so even if they are competitive games, they will try their best to add some small attributes to the skin to induce others to buy.

The so-called chicken game is to gather all the players on a small island in a game. Players will not carry any weapons with them before entering the island. All weapons and equipment must be collected and picked up by themselves after entering the island. Everything depends on luck.

Then as time goes by, poisonous gas will gradually be generated around the island, and the scope of the poisonous gas will continue to expand, forcing players to concentrate on one point to fight, and the person who survives in the end, that is, the winner, will At the end of the game, a sentence saying: 'Have a good night eating chicken' appears on the interface to congratulate you.

The original English version of this sentence is: winner winner, chicken dinner, which is actually similar to a meme.

Because in Las Vegas casinos, decades ago, the standard reward for winning a game in gambling games was two dollars, and the casino had a meal containing three pieces of chicken, potatoes and vegetables, which was worth one dollar. Seventy-five dollars.

So when you win once, you have enough money to buy a chicken rice and make sure you don't go hungry today. Later, people used this sentence as a metaphysical mantra similar to "FJ roasted rat" and "God bless you" to pray for good luck when gambling.

Long before this game appeared, this sentence appeared in some foreign gambling-type movies when they were introduced into the country. It was translated by a clever translator into Good Luck and Good Luck and Eat Chicken at Night, so it was also used directly in the game. This sentence.

People also call this game a chicken game.

This is a game that tests luck and ability. Although the fairness of the competition is not strong and there are too many random variables, this randomness depends on personal luck, and everyone starts the same.

After all, if everyone appears on the island together, civilian players with bare hands and krypton gold players with submachine guns in their hands, it will be impossible to play. Rich players can rely on the early snowballing to accumulate enough advantages, and the chance of winning the chicken will increase several times.

Obviously the game company also knows that this will not work, so when introducing it, they focus on the skin krypton gold project. Although the price is also very expensive, it is not a rigid requirement of the game, so people don’t care much about it.

You know, the game planner of the chicken thief standing on the platform showed everyone a bow and arrow.

"We know that because in FPS games, the most important test is the player's reaction ability. But the reaction ability of people is inherently unfair. Some people have fast reactions and some people have slow reactions. In order to ensure the safety of this game To be fair, we have crafted some gadgets for some players that can give them an advantage at the start of the game."

The game planner pointed to this bow and arrow and said, "This is a bow and arrow that can be equipped on the player before the game starts. After entering the game, you will not be wiped out at the beginning because of your weak reaction ability. .”

"This guy is crazy." Wenbo looked at the bow and arrow blankly and said, "I bet that this bow and arrow can only be purchased in RMB. There will be other versions like Kirin version and Qinglong version in the future. , maybe it will be better than a sniper rifle."

"This is forcing everyone to spend money. Only by buying a bow and entering the game will you not be easily shot by others when there is no gun in the early stage. I guess they only took out bows and arrows this time, not There must be daggers, machetes and the like."

"Maybe there is a detection radar that can detect other people's traces." Rui Geer added.

Game planners treat players as fools, but players are not really fools. Many times they just don’t have a choice. Of course, game planners themselves don’t have a choice either. After all, there are bosses and investors behind them who only care about profits.

However, this does not prevent the players from uniting in shouting to kill the dog.

Seeing that the situation was almost uncontrollable, a host stood up and said, "The props we are talking about will not affect the game experience and fairness. It has been fully verified."

He looked at the many game players in the audience and said, "In a moment we will select five lucky viewers to come on stage to try the game. They will start a small map game with our staff without any props, each with a bow." Chicken competition, let everyone experience it, whether this bow affects the balance of the game."

Although everyone was dissatisfied at this time, they were all very curious about the actual demonstration, so they basically quieted down and waited for the lucky audience to be drawn.

Before Fang Ze and others came to the booth, the staff had already said that there would be a lottery, so they all received a small card. The numbers on each card were different, so they only needed to choose five different ones. With the numbers, you can easily draw out five lucky viewers.

"No. 091, No. 047, No. 088." The host read out the numbers one by one.

"Wait a minute, isn't it me who is number 047?" Rui Geer said, taking out his ticket.

"You're wrong, it's actually me." Fang Ze's hand quickly took the card away from Rui Geer's hand, and then thrust his own card into Rui Geer's hand.

"Damn it, you still bring something like this." Rui Geer expressed his strong dissatisfaction.

"Go back and have a grilled fish." Fang Ze made the condition.

"Instead of grilling the fish, you buy me ten boxes. If something good comes out, we can split it 50/50."

"It's a good thing that you got hooked on games first, otherwise you would really end up like that Cheng Xun." Fang Ze patted Rui Geer, then gave Rui Geer the cat box and asked him to hold it for him. Then he walked up with Rui Geer's card.

At this time, the so-called game staff who accompany the audience to play also arrived. Although they were wearing work clothes, Fang Ze could still recognize them. Among these five staff members, two were retired professional players of FPS games. One is a well-known passerby.

Just relying on these three people is probably more difficult to use than giving the ordinary audience a bow at the beginning. Even a gun at the beginning is not easy to use. The gap is too big.

But the reason why Fang Ze wanted Rui Geer's card to come up was naturally to cause trouble for others.

The five selected spectators and the five five game company staff all sat on the e-sports chairs, quickly loaded the game and started the competition.

As a RMB player, Fang Ze appeared in a small room with a bow.

Because there are only ten people, the map is a small map and the pace is much faster. Basically everyone has weapons and ammunition around their birth point.

The game company also worked hard to make the addition of this prop look fair.

But Fang Ze didn't pick up the weapons on the ground, just his own small bow and arrow, and started walking in one direction.

All players enter this island through parachuting, and they can choose the timing of parachuting. Fang Ze jumped earlier, so he saw someone parachuting down here.

After walking a few steps, Fang Ze saw a figure flashing past. He calculated the time and distance, turned on Athena's Vision, and aimed his bow and arrow at a small corner, waiting quietly.

"What is he doing? Is he stupid?"

"Why don't you grab a gun? Why are you just waiting there with a bow and arrow?"

"The host has already introduced that the attack range of this bow and arrow is not only short, but also very powerful. Unless it is a headshot, one arrow cannot kill someone. When another person with a gun comes over, he will definitely be dead. Yes."

The audience below the stage talked a lot, but Fang Ze remained unmoved. He still stood there and waited. A few seconds later, a figure with a submachine gun appeared from around the corner.

This was a retired professional player invited by the game company, but even though he retired, his reaction speed was still very fast. The moment he saw Fang Ze, he pointed his gun at Fang Ze.

But it was already too late. Fang Ze's bow and arrow shot out, directly piercing the man's eyebrows and hitting his head with one arrow.

The kill notification was quickly displayed in the system notification in the game.

"I'll go, this bow and arrow are so powerful."

"This is inconsistent with what was introduced before!"

The underground players began to get excited, and soon the game's self-media began to record this incident.

The game planner standing on the stage felt that something was wrong, but at this time, basically all the players had obtained enough equipment and were armed to the teeth.

Even though there were bows and arrows at the beginning, the other four selected audience players died one after another, and only one person on the opposite side was replaced.

There are now three people from the game company left, and the only lucky spectator is Fang Ze.

"Everyone can clearly see now." The game company's planner said to the players in the audience. "Even if they have the advantage of having a bow at the beginning, these players are still eliminated one after another in the game. This shows that , our game balance design is, um.”

Before the words of planning were finished, the players in the audience burst into excited shouts.

The game planner quickly turned around and saw, well, it turned out that Fang Zeyou had used the bow and arrow to kill a heavily armed game company player.

Although this is a personal competitive game, at this time, the only two players in the game company did not care about fairness. They secretly united and prepared to kill Fang Ze first.

But Fang Ze's Athena's Vision was really overbearing, and his powerful insight allowed Fang Ze to easily find the flaw of one of them and take him away with a bow and arrow.

At this time, the game planner had been planning for a long time and didn't know what to say. The audience below was so excited by Fang Ze's move of killing the whole audience with a bow that they kept shouting.

"It overturned." The retired professional player who was first shot by Fang Ze sat on a chair and scratched his hair and said, "If I had known that this person was so powerful, I would definitely not take it lightly, and maybe I could still play. "

"That's the bad thing about FPS games. Life and death are just a matter of time." An employee of another game company looked at the retired professional gamer and asked, "Uncle Meng, where do you think this person came from? Look at this reaction. The speed is no worse than that of professional players."

Four or five minutes after this person asked, Uncle Meng, who was watching the game video displayed on the big screen, finally came to his senses and answered slowly, "I don't know, there are a lot of monsters in the younger generation now, and they don't play professionally, so they just go to work." There are many anchors, but this person is really unfamiliar.”

While Uncle Meng was chatting with this man, Fang Ze had already killed the last remaining player with a bow and arrow.

Slap in the face.

Everyone in the audience watched the game plan quietly.

What do you say it won't affect the game balance

The bow promised is of no use.

Now someone is taking this bow and eating the chicken directly. How can I say this

When the game ended, Fang Ze took off his headphones, not feeling very happy.

Even if he slaps the game planner in the face a hundred times and a thousand times now, when the game is officially launched, the bonus props that should be provided will still be provided, and the money that should be stolen will still be stolen.

After all, in the minds of every game planner and boss, the drama contract list of anime website B is the most ideal game in the world.

Because it only consists of two parts, one is the entrance to recharge money, and the other is the rich list.

But until they understand what faith is, they probably won't be able to make such a game.

Shaking hands with the embarrassed host, Fang Ze was about to step down from the stage when a voice stopped him. "Friend, wait a minute."

Fang Ze turned his head and looked at this person.

The person who stopped him was the first employee of the game company who was shot by Fang Ze. He stopped Fang Ze and said, "Can you give me your contact information so that we can contact him in the future?"

"Okay, Uncle Meng." Fang Ze agreed without hesitation.

"You know me?" Uncle Meng felt a little strange.

"Who plays FPS games and doesn't know you?" Fang Ze smiled, then he and Uncle Meng added each other as friends and walked away.

The game exhibition is officially over. Wenbo and others plan to drive directly back to Haiping. Fang Ze wants to stay because he has taken over the German translation job here.

"Good news." Wenbo hit Fang Ze and said, "You can save money on the hotel. My friend said that she won't stay here for the time being, and you can stay until next week."

"Is it so awesome?" Fang Ze looked at the chat history between Wenbo and his netizen, and after confirming it, asked Wenbo to thank him on his behalf.

On Friday afternoon, Fang Ze put Jigglypuff in the cat box and was just thinking about stuffing Jigglypuff with some delicious food as a final attempt to bribe him. In the blink of an eye, Jigglypuff and the cat box had disappeared.

(End of chapter)