My Inseparable House Guests

Chapter 191: Cucumber and lotus root

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This fat cat.

Fang Ze glanced at Big Meow and knew that this guy's intelligent soul had disappeared, so he had no choice but to go downstairs to buy dried fish for him.

"Where have you been these past few days?" Fang Ze happened to bump into Xiao Hei when he went downstairs. Xiao Hei looked at Fang Ze and asked, "I haven't seen you for a long time."

"I went to Jinling for two weeks." Fang Ze answered casually.

Went downstairs and bought dried fish. Before Fang Ze returned to the rental house, he received a call from Fang Cheng.

"Didn't I tell you before that I would like you and Xiaoxin to come over to my house for dinner when you have time? I have a day off tomorrow. Do you two have time? Come over if you have time."

"I have time. Xiaoxin just finished her exam last week, so she should have time. I'll ask her later. If there's no problem, I'll send you a message."

"Okay." Fang Cheng said, "Then I will ask your sister-in-law to start preparations tonight."

After asking Lin Xiaoxin in the evening if she had any travel plans this week, Fang Ze replied to Fang Cheng and planned to go to Fang Cheng's house for dinner with Lin Xiaoxin the next day.

When he woke up the next morning, Fang Ze drove his car to pick up Lin Xiaoxin. Because the Wuling Hongguang Batmobile is self-driving, Fang Ze was bored sitting in the car. While he was browsing Weibo, Rui Geer sent a series of messages in the dormitory discussion group.

"Brothers, my internship location is local, but the house I rent is far away. Now I need to buy a car to get to get off work. You guys can help me."

"You are a bit too wealthy," Wenbo was the first to reply, "Are you planning to buy a Lamborghini or a Ferrari? How can poor people like us understand this kind of car?"

"Go away." Rui Geer said, "Where can I get the money to buy such a good car? You guys can help me find a car on the second-hand car website that costs 30,000 to 40,000 yuan, and it can be driven by anything."

"Let me take a look for you." Fang Ze happened to be bored, so he sent a message back to Rui Geer, and then clicked on the local used car trading website.

There are only a few domestically produced cars that can reach this price range for second-hand cars priced at RMB 30,000 to RMB 40,000, so Fang Ze directly searched for a certain domestic car that his memory usually only sold for about RMB 50,000, and looked at buying Rui Geer a seven-year-old car. Eighty percent new.

Um

After Fang Ze entered the search terms, he discovered something was wrong.

A brand new domestic car that only sells for 50,000 yuan is actually listed for sale on the second-hand market for 150,000 yuan

What the hell is this

Fang Ze counted and found that there were a total of twenty identical cars. Although the introduction said that these cars were brand new, it was impossible for new cars to be sold at triple the price on the second-hand market.

Although it felt a bit strange, Fang Ze didn't intend to go into details. He just recommended a few good second-hand cars to Rui Geer and then picked up Lin Xiaoxin.

"What is this?" After Lin Xiaoxin got in the car, she saw the box Fang Ze put on the back seat.

"This is a gift for you, open it and take a look."

Lin Xiaoxin opened the box and took out the canary cheongsam from the box.

"Perverted." Lin Xiaoxin called Fang Ze softly.

"Why is this so perverted? Is giving you a gift called perverted?" Fang Ze exclaimed.

"You bought this for me, do you want me to wear this outfit and dance in the Pure Land for you?" Lin Xiaoxin looked at Fang Ze and said.

"No." Fang Ze shook his head decisively, "I really didn't think of this at first, but you said so, what about?"

"Impossible." Lin Xiaoxin said decisively, "You think so beautifully, but I only dance such a shameful dance in front of my best friend."

"You really know how to do it." Fang Ze seemed to have discovered a new world and said to Lin Xiaoxin, "Why don't you come over to my place and pick one out for me tonight."

"Refuse." Lin Xiaoxin shook her head decisively, "It's shameful just thinking about it."

"Then you dance for your best friend." Fang Ze said jokingly, "So what is said on the Internet, every time I see my girlfriend and my best friend together, I always have the feeling of being cuckolded. It seems true. "

"Every time I see you and your roommate together, I feel the same way. Are you guys always gay?"

"By the way, boys becoming gay are not forced by the rotten cultural environment created by you girls. If you don't become gay these days, you won't be able to find a girlfriend when you go out."

"Don't blame us girls for everything. It's obviously you boys who discovered the New World on your own. You're usually gay but you're so gay. Who knows if we have any relationship beyond friendship when we live together."

"It's easy to make people think when you say that." Fang Ze protested against Lin Xiaoxin's words, "Besides, I have graduated now."

"By the way, let me ask you a question." Lin Xiaoxin suddenly came over mysteriously and put her head next to Fang Ze's ear, "I saw on the Internet that you boys sometimes help each other masturbate. Is it true? .ā€

"Pfft." When Fang Ze heard Lin Xiaoxin's words, he almost turned around and slapped Lin Xiaoxin on the head.

"You answer my question first: Do you girls discuss with each other whether lotus root is better than cucumber? Then I will answer your question."

"You're such a dirty person. I don't know what a lotus root or a cucumber is." Lin Xiaoxin suddenly thought of something and twisted Fang Ze's ears and said, "Where did you hear such a thing?"

The two of them talked dirty words all the way and soon arrived at Fang Cheng's home.

"Sister-in-law." Fang Ze put a bag of fruit bought on the street on the coffee table in the living room and said hello to his sister-in-law.

"Come here, don't bring anything else." Fang Cheng complained, and then motioned for Fang Ze and Lin Xiaoxin to sit down quickly, "The food is already ready, just waiting for you two."

"Hello, sister." Lin Xiaoxin looked at Fang Ze's sister-in-law and called softly.

"Whatever I call you sister, you can also call me sister-in-law. In a few years we will be a family."

The sister-in-law spoke very directly, which immediately made Lin Xiaoxin's cheeks turn red.

Fang Ze and Lin Xiaoxin sat down. At this time, there was already a rich meal on the table.

A few people chatted while eating. Fang Ze's sister-in-law asked about Lin Xiaoxin's study status with concern, while Fang Ze and Fang Cheng chatted about other things.

"You guys are on vacation soon. When are you going to go back?" Fang Cheng asked Fang Zeda.

"Let's wait until Xiaoxin Xiaoyue's elementary school term ends." Fang Ze said, "I will return to the Imperial Capital."

"Well, be careful not to cause trouble again when you go to the Imperial Capital."

"I don't have much contact with them, how can I cause any trouble?" Fang Ze changed the topic and asked Fang Cheng, "How are you lately? Are you busy at work?"

"Busy." Fang Cheng sighed and said, "Do you remember the group of people we caught before?"

"What's wrong?"

"A batch of things is missing. They must have handed it over to others before they escaped, but now we can't figure out where this batch of things went. Starting from tomorrow, all police forces will be deployed to guard all intersections out of the city, waiting. I’m going to look for these things tomorrow too.ā€

(End of chapter)