Fang Ze prepared a backpack, packed a few things, and then walked downstairs with Gin.
I wanted to knock on the door, but it was open.
Xiao Hei actually left the door open.
Fang Ze opened the door and walked in, but Ginjiu stood at the door and was too lazy to follow Xiao Hei's home.
There was no Xiao Hei in the living room of the first room. Fang Ze shouted and asked several times before hearing Xiao Hei's voice coming from the second house.
"Wait a moment and come out right away."
At first, Fang Ze thought Xiao Hei was packing figures for sale, but when he lowered his head, he found two cardboard boxes on the ground, which contained various figures, and they were all of high quality. Basically no flaws.
Moreover, there was a large, flat box placed next to these two boxes. When Fang Ze opened it, he was surprised to see a transparent display cabinet inside with an EVA Ayanami Rei cockpit of about one meter.
Damn it, this is such a fortress, this guy actually sells such a big town house figure.
Fang Ze waited for a while but didn't see Xiao Hei coming out, so he wanted to go in to look for Xiao Hei, but he saw a tall but charming-looking girl walking out.
"Who are you?" Fang Ze had never seen this girl before and asked after hesitation, "Little black friend?"
"I'm Xiao Hei." Xiao Hei's rough voice came from the girl's mouth, and Fang Ze almost knelt down in fright.
"What the hell, gender reassignment surgery is so fast now?!"
Fang Ze looked at Xiao Hei's breasts, which were almost the size of pineapples, and couldn't help but reach out to grab them, "Are you real or fake?"
"The nonsense must be fake." Xiao Hei slapped Fang Ze's hand away and said to Fang Ze, "I asked someone to buy the CD prosthetic breast from Neon. It costs more than five thousand. Don't let me touch it. .”
"Brother, you are going to heaven." Fang Ze looked at Xiao Hei in shock, and then walked around Xiao Hei.
"How did you end up like this? You look like a real girl. If you hadn't spoken just now, I would have thought you were your girlfriend."
Fang Ze looked at Xiao Hei's long flaxen hair, reached up and touched it, and found that it was no different from real hair.
"This is a wig made of real human hair. It uses conditioner and basically feels exactly like real human hair." Xiao Hei said with a little pride, "I asked a friend to collect a complete wig for me. Hair, hair alone costs 30,000 yuan.”
"Then your skin must have been harvested, right?" Fang Ze looked at Xiao Hei's exposed skin and found that it was as delicate as the girls', especially those long legs wearing stockings. Fang Ze wanted to reach out and touch it.
"I also paint my skin." Xiao Hei complained, "Hair removal cream, facial cleanser, hair cleansing liquid, and dead skin remover. When combined, even a man's skin can be made almost as good as a girl's." .”
"It's amazing, it's quite impressive." Fang Ze suddenly stretched out his hand to lift up Xiao Hei's knee-length skirt and took a look.
"Holy shit!" Fang Ze pointed at Xiao Hei and said in shock, "Why is it flat down there? You must have killed yourself just to pretend to be a transvestite, right?"
"I really want to throw you out of here right now." Xiao Hei glared at Fang Ze and said, "Have you ever heard of fake vagina underwear?"
"Why is your butt so perky?"
"Butt insert."
"Now I'm starting to doubt whether the photos of so many beauties I saw on the Internet are of men or women." Fang Ze touched his chin and walked up to Xiao Hei, looking at Xiao Hei who can now score an eighty-point score. The quasi-star-level beauty suddenly lost her mind and said, "What other figures are you selling? Let's go to ***, I will attract customers for you, how about you pay me half of the money you receive."
"Not very good." Xiaobai glanced at Fang Ze, then pointed at the three cardboard boxes on the ground and said, "Let's just carry the cardboard boxes and leave."
Because Xiao Hei is now in girl mode, it is inconvenient to lift things. Fang Ze had to lift two boxes full of figures and let him carry Ayanami Rei's figure.
"That's right." Fang Ze asked while looking at Xiao Hei as he walked. "Then how do you plan to sell these figures? You can't say anything then. Is the price posted on it?"
"Who says I can't speak?" came a girl's voice that felt like wine-filled chocolate.
"Nonsense, you rough guy, son, son." Fang Ze suddenly realized something was wrong and suddenly turned his head to look at Xiao Hei.
"Damn it, what kind of black technology was that just now? Are there any voice changers that can be put into the human body now?!"
"It's not a voice changer." Xiao Hei returned to his rough man voice, and then changed into a cute girl voice in the next sentence.
"It's a false voice."
"What's the level of your fake voice?" Fang Ze looked at Xiao Hei and asked.
"Level 15." Xiao Hei said lightly.
"Boss..." Fang Ze had nothing to say.
"At first I wanted to practice falsetto, but I heard people said it would ruin my voice, so I gave up."
"It's wise for you to give up." Xiao Hei said to Fang Ze in a voice like wine-filled chocolate, "otherwise, where do you think my hoarse voice comes from?"
"Actually, I think this sounds like your original pronunciation now." Fang Ze looked at Xiao Hei and said maliciously, "Speaking of this skill, you can imitate Lily with your wife when you get married."
"I just thought this was fun, so I learned it." Xiao Hei looked at Fang Ze and said, "I'm not a pervert."
"Then who knows."
Fang Ze and Xiao Hei walked out of the room. Ginjiu, who was waiting outside, saw Xiao Hei but had no reaction at all. In his eyes, he seemed to recognize this cute girl as the man who came to Fang Ze's house before.
But this is normal.
Gin has spent his whole life, and in terms of hard work, it is far more difficult than Bilson who plays with four wards.
After all, Pilsner has four eyes, while Gin only has one eye: Vodka.
Chianti and Cohen are at best like crap.
The enemies Gin has to face include Conan, who is covered in clothes, and Kid, who is a cross-dresser.
Kidd's most powerful skill is not his magic, but his cross-dressing.
If necessary, he can take the form of any woman in your family and make it invisible to you.
If Kidd is put into the transvestite world, people like Oshima Kaoru, Alice Transvestite Group, Andre Pidges, Xuan Mo Baobao, etc. will all have to stand aside.
So Gin, who had a lot of lessons with Kidd, naturally recognized that this cute girl was the man in disguise.
People who come from the island country are already used to this kind of thing.
Going downstairs, Xiao Hei's nanny car was parked downstairs. Several people put their things in the car, and then Fang Ze drove the car to the comic exhibition with a strange combination of a transvestite and a professional killer.
(End of chapter)