My Inseparable House Guests

Chapter 21: Let's masturbate

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By the time Fang Ze finished washing up, put on his clothes and lazily came to the living room, Lin Xiaoxin had already fried an egg and put it on a plate.

Fried eggs.

Fang Ze looked at the golden fried eggs and said to Lin Xiaoxin, "After getting married, I will be able to see the eggs you fried for me every morning when I get up."

"That's a nice thought. It doesn't matter whether I marry you or not." Lin Xiaoxin took off her apron, took out the soy milk from the microwave, and handed it to Fang Ze.

"Then if you dare to marry another man from now on, I will break that man's heart."

"Here you go." After listening to Fang Ze's words, Lin Xiaoxin pointed her cell phone screen at Fang Ze, and Fang Ze's face appeared on the cell phone screen.

"What do you mean?" Fang Ze looked at Lin Xiaoxin and asked.

"What I mean is for you to see what you look like. You're like this and you're trying to win over others. It would be great to have a girlfriend."

"Comrade Lin Xiaoxin." Fang Ze suddenly became unhappy, "I am not the one who is so shameful. You have also ruined your own aesthetics."

"I'm blind and I'm happy." Lin Xiaoxin jumped around Fang Ze like a little rabbit.

Fang Ze looked at Lin Xiaoxin who was so out of control and couldn't help but slap her butt and pinch her.

"Ah, disgusting." Lin Xiaoxin yelled, maybe remembering what happened last night, she blushed and ran directly to the living room.

Fang Ze finished his breakfast in a few moments and rinsed the dishes. He remembered that he still had a long way to go before finishing his graduation thesis, so he glanced at Lin Xiaoxin who was lying on the sofa, took out his computer, and wanted to Code a little first.

As soon as Fang Ze turned on the computer, Lin Xiaoxin hugged Fang Ze and placed it in her bedroom. Another laptop that was used to watch Conan's TV series ran over.

"Little Fangfang, Xiao Zeze."

"What are you planning to do by shouting so loudly?" Fang Ze asked casually while looking at the information on the screen.

"Handjob with me."

"No." Fang Ze immediately unzipped his pants and said to Lin Xiaoxin, "I'm ready, come on."

"Can you please stop being so dirty?" Lin Xiaoxin grabbed Fang Ze's shoulders and began to shake them.

"Isn't that what you meant in your words?"

"I'm talking about the League of Legends." Lin Xiaoxin leaned on Fang Ze's arm and started to act coquettishly, "Play a few games with me."

"I'll tell you a ghost story. I'm only a few days away from my midterm defense."

"It's okay if you don't play with me." Lin Xiaoxin looked at Fang Ze and said, "My account level is low, my teammates are too cheating, and I have few skins. You can lend me your account to play a few games."

"This is actually your ultimate goal." Fang Ze complained, "You were planning to borrow my account from the beginning."

"You are so smart." Lin Xiaoxin kissed Fang Ze on the face.

"Let's play with it." Fang Ze nodded in agreement.

"Hehe." Lin Xiaoxin opened the computer happily, and then entered Fang Ze's QQ account and password.

Lin Xiaoxin knew Fang Ze's QQ password and account number, and Fang Ze also knew Lin Xiaoxin's. However, both of them had to ask for each other's consent before logging in to each other's accounts, so there would be no secret login.

After all, even if you want to log in secretly, you have to hide it from the QQ Security Center, which has all the login records.

Fang Ze's League of Legends account rank is Diamond, but Lin Xiaoxin's so-called cheating of teammates before was just an excuse. Her own rank is Bronze 5, and she has never even reached Bronze 4. She is a big cheat in the first place.

Sure enough, Fang Ze was working on his thesis, and his former roommate Tao Bo sent a message.

Tao Bo: "Brother Ze, has your sister-in-law logged into your account?"

Fang Ze: "Yeah."

Tao Bo: "I'm just saying, God damn Bingbing came out with an ice staff and an ice heart. I thought it was you just now, and we even pulled him together to beat him."

Fang Ze: "Sorry, it's a match anyway, so feel free to fight."

Tao Bo: "I know."

That's right, this is the reason why Fang Ze didn't dare to help Lin Xiaoxin get her number even though she was ranked Bronze Five for 10,000 years.

Lin Xiaoxin's brain circuit for playing games is different from others.

Just mention the equipment, just have an adc produce attack equipment, don't think about anything else. But Lin Xiaoxin doesn't want to play ice. The first thing to do when playing with ice is the ice staff. The reason is to increase the ice attribute attack of ice.

The second item should be shoes, and the third item should be clothes such as Sun Flame and Fanatic. The reason is that with weapons and shoes, you must have clothes to wear.

Then there are all kinds of accessories. All standards are how to look good. This way of dressing up is purely for fun and entertainment.

Of course, she is still very measured. Apart from doing this when playing ranked with her own Bronze 5 account, she only plays matches with Fang Ze's account.

The matching trap is a trap, so it's up to her.

Fang Ze typed the paper for a while, but was too lazy to move, so he turned off the computer and approached Lin Xiaoxin.

At this time, Lin Xiaoxin was playing games seriously. Fang Ze stood behind Lin Xiaoxin, and a pair of mischievous thugs decisively touched her, starting from her soft waist and gradually moving upwards.

Only at this time, Lin Xiaoxin was the most well-behaved, and she would do whatever she wanted, but when Lin Xiaoxin finished playing the game, Fang Ze was finished.

Boom!

After all, Fang Ze's hands were a step too slow. When a big failure appeared in the middle of the screen, he did not withdraw his hands in time. As a result, Lin Xiaoxin hit him accurately with a roll of toilet paper.

"Didn't you say yesterday that it was like a washboard? You can touch it." Lin Xiaoxin turned her head and said to Fang Ze with her teeth and claws bared.

"Because I like it." Fang Ze simply put his hands through Lin Xiaoxin's armpits, then picked up Lin Xiaoxin and spun him around in the air.

"You perverted lolicon." Lin Xiaoxin made the final accusation in the air.

"You're legal anyway."

"Hmph." Lin Xiaoxin snorted from her nose proudly.

Fang Ze was tired and wanted to put Lin Xiaoxin down, but Lin Xiaoxin hung on Fang Ze like a koala and refused to get down. Fang Ze had no choice but to take the koala and sit on the sofa in the living room. superior.

Lin Xiaoxin hugged her for a while, then took out her cell phone from her pocket and checked the time.

"I'm going back." Lin Xiaoxin said disappointedly, "I have classes tomorrow morning."

"Okay then." Fang Ze knew that Lin Xiaoxin never skipped classes, unlike him, who only skipped classes.

Lin Xiaoxin got down from Fang Ze's arms and packed her things. Fang Ze took Lin Xiaoxin's hand and led her to the bus stop. Then the two hugged each other as if they were saying goodbye at the train station. Get a group of people's attention.

The bus came and Lin Xiaoxin got on the bus. After Fang Ze saw Lin Xiaoxin off, he bought some things in the supermarket nearby, and then walked back to his rental house leisurely.

As soon as Fang Ze walked to the door, he saw a big man knocking on the door of his rental house, which immediately made Fang Ze nervous.

(End of chapter)