My Inseparable House Guests

Chapter 233: Eat shrimp

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Fang Ze, who heard someone coughing, turned his head and found Lin Xiaoxin's roommate Zhou Qian and another girl standing there looking at them.

"Hmm." Lin Xiaoxin hid her face directly in Fang Ze's arms, not looking at her roommate. This move made Zhou Qian laugh and say, "Come on, stop pretending. Give me your notebook and I will take it back for you. I guess you won't be back tonight."

"Oh, yes, notebook." Lin Xiaoxin hit her head, and then stretched her hand to her stomach.

Um, belly

Fang Ze looked at Lin Xiaoxin who was lifted high by him and carefully talked about the hem of his clothes, and then took out the note that was clinging to his stomach by the waistband of his pants.

There is still such an operation.

Lin Xiaoxin handed the notebook to Zhou Qian, then took out a few pens from her pocket and handed them to Zhou Qian as well. Then his eyes turned to Fang Ze, who was looking at his belly with a dull expression.

"What are you looking at?" Lin Xiaoxin asked with a blushing face.

"Why do you hide the notebook in your stomach?"

"Because it's convenient." Lin Xiaoxin motioned to Fang Ze to put her down. "I'm too lazy to pick up my bag, so I thought of this way. Praise me, praise me. Am I smart?"

"You are so smart." Fang Ze put Lin Xiaoxin down, then pulled Lin Xiaoxin and said, "Let's go out to eat."

Fang Ze took Lin Xiaoxin to a restaurant, and while the two were eating, Lin Xiaoxin suddenly said, "Is it my imagination or something? I always feel that more scumbags have appeared in recent years."

"What are you thinking about?" Fang Ze put on his gloves, took a larger shrimp from the plate of shrimps that was just served, and then started peeling the shrimp seriously.

"I joined a chat group where several girls denounced the scumbag men they met. And news about scumbag men appeared on the Internet every now and then." Lin Xiaoxin said while scrolling through Weibo.

“It’s not just scumbag men that are abundant, there are also a lot of scumbag women.”

"When we are discussing one issue, please don't get involved in other issues." Lin Xiaoxin pouted and complained, "Ever since I learned journalism, I hate chatting like this even more. We are obviously discussing one thing, but we always have to make it relevant. They also have to be involved."

"What's wrong, so sensitive?" Fang Ze asked.

"There are a few classmates in the class." Lin Xiaoxin said, "I went shopping with them the day before yesterday. I saw a piece of clothing that I said was pretty good-looking, but they said the material was not good. I didn't say I wanted to buy it, I just said it looked good."

Lin Xiaoxin began to complain, "After a while I saw another dress and thought it looked good on a tall girl, so I said so. Then they said you are so short and you can't wear it. Does this have anything to do with whether I can wear it? .”

Lin Xiaoxin said excitedly and slapped the table, "And what's even more disgusting is that I said I wanted to buy some clothes, and then they led me into a children's clothing store! Me, me."

"Pfft." The law was just peeling the shrimp quietly while listening to Lin Xiaoxin's complaints, but after hearing this, he finally couldn't help laughing.

"Why are you laughing?" Lin Xiaoxin looked at Fang Ze aggrievedly.

"Open your mouth." Fang Ze did not answer Lin Xiaoxin, but directly asked Lin Xiaoxin to open her mouth, and then he stuffed the peeled shrimp into Lin Xiaoxin's mouth.

"I suddenly remembered the last time you used my Taobao to buy something."

"What's wrong with using your Taobao to buy things?" Lin Xiaoxin chewed shrimps and looked at Fang Ze confused.

"After you finished your purchase, my Taobao page recommended me children's clothing, toys and milk powder for a week. I never understood what was going on until I found out that the shoes you purchased online were from a children's clothing store." Fang Ze suppressed a smile. I want to continue peeling shrimps.

"Excessive." Lin Xiaoxin stared at Fang Ze.

"Let's go back to the previous topic." Fang Ze stuffed another peeled shrimp into Lin Xiaoxin's mouth.

"In fact, whether you are a scumbag or a scumbag, there is a reason for the increase in number."

"What's the reason?" Lin Xiaoxin looked at Fang Ze and asked.

"Explained from the perspective of Darwinian evolution, it is natural selection. As a species grows larger and larger, there must be a corresponding environment that provides a breeding ground for it. Don't look at what some people say about scumbags. But As long as you have a good-looking face, you have no idea what a scumbag is.”

Fang Ze said, "So the normal sequence is this. Originally, there were only a small number of scumbag men and scumbag women. But most normal people will still be welcomed in society after discovering that these scumbag men and scumbag women have taken advantage. After that, there was no corresponding punishment, so many normal men and women would imitate these scumbag men and scumbag women, resulting in an increasingly large group of scumbag men and scumbag women."

"For example. If there are no laws in this world, then bad people cannot be punished. Then more and more good people will become bad people, leading to the gradual collapse of the entire social order."

"This is why a stable society must have a sound legal system, because the role of the law is to warn those good people, or those who are wandering between good people and bad people. Don't become bad people, because there are serious consequences for doing bad things. of the consequences.”

"So you mean to introduce relevant laws?" Lin Xiaoxin looked at Fang Ze and asked.

"Of course not. The law is the most important weapon of the country, and the formation of every law is the accumulation of countless experiences of blood and tears. Of course, laws will not be introduced just for some moral reasons. That may cause law enforcement officers to expand their crackdowns in the process of enforcing the law. face serious consequences.”

In the blink of an eye, Fang Ze had already fed more than half of the plate of shrimp into Lin Xiaoxin's mouth.

"Wait a minute, it's my turn." Seeing that there were not many shrimps left, Lin Xiaoxin quickly called out to Fang Ze, then put on plastic gloves and started peeling the shrimps. "Keep talking."

"Ethical issues are actually more accurately explained by some phenomena in games." Fang Ze continued, "For example, cheating in games is equivalent to committing crimes in the real world. If a game company does not crack down on various cheating devices, This game will plummet in popularity in a short period of time.”

At this time, Lin Xiaoxin had already peeled a shrimp, and her speed was much slower than Fang Ze's because she peeled it too carefully.

"The dog opens its mouth." Lin Xiaoxin leaned forward and stuffed the shrimp into Fang Ze's mouth.

Fang Ze took advantage of Lin Xiaoxin's finger before she retracted it, gently bit Lin Xiaoxin's finger, and then said in a vague voice, "The dog bites you."

"Don't make trouble, you keep blowing your pen, I still want to listen." Lin Xiaoxin retracted her fingers and continued to peel the shrimps.

(End of chapter)