"You're here." Rui Geer, who was lying on the bed, saw Fang Ze. He weakly waved to Fang Ze and said, "You're here. Why are you bringing so many things? You're so polite."
"Shit, you thought I brought it for you." Fang Ze casually put the things on the empty bed beside him, and then said to Rui Geer, "Even if you die, I can at most send you a wreath. .”
"I went to the supermarket to buy something." Zhu Longlong, who was lying on the upper bunk bed, saw what Fang Ze was carrying. Suddenly his eyes lit up and he pointed at Fang Ze's pile of snacks and said, "Come on, come on, hurry up and give it to me when you buy something to eat." Let’s all share it.”
"Brother, those are all my food." As soon as Zhu Longlong finished speaking, Xiaohua Ying, who came in from behind, quickly hugged her delicious food.
"Damn it, where did this loli come from?" Wenbo, who was shirtless on the phone on the other side, saw Xiaohuaying and quickly pulled up the quilt to cover herself.
"My friend's sister." Fang Ze patted Xiaohuaying's head, and then asked Rui Ge'er, "She looks good in spirit, but it's not as serious as what she said on the phone."
"I've had diarrhea all morning." Rui Geer said weakly, raising his fingers. Even taking some medicine didn't help.
"Who are you to blame for not going to the hospital?" Fang Ze asked Xiao Huaying to sit aside, then went over and looked at Brother Rui.
"By the way, Wenbo said you didn't go to the hospital because you opened the csgo box and emptied all your living expenses. Is that true?"
"Oh, don't mention it." Rui Geer waved his hand and said, "The credit card is maxed out."
CS is a classic old game, and CSGO is the orthodox sequel to CS. As for csol, which has been released for a long time, it is an entertainment-oriented game developed by a company in Nanbang authorized by the cs production company. So if someone says that CSOL is a legit sequel to CS, they will probably have their brains beaten out with Poseidon, Thor, Black Dragon Cannon, or chainsaw.
The characteristic of competitive games is absolute fairness. No matter how rich you are, you will not be one centimeter better than others at the beginning of each game.
This is also the reason why Riot Games has almost redone the rune system of LOL. Because it is indeed a big burden for every player to save up all the runes in the game and buy more than a dozen rune pages. After all, players' gold coins not only buy runes but also heroes, so if they are not experienced players with plenty of time, most novice players who have just started to play ranked use a set of general runes, which is extremely restrictive.
Of course, that doesn’t mean competitive games don’t cost money either. If you want to pursue something cooler and better-looking, you still have to pay for it.
Since the concept of game skins came into being, men can completely understand why women invest huge amounts of living expenses in clothes, bags and shoes.
Because in CSGO, a sniper rifle with a dragon drawn on it and named Dragon Legend can be sold for more than 10,000 on the entire Internet. And a knife that is only red in color costs about five to six thousand, of course this is only what can be bought. There are also many unavailable skins, such as the blue-top dark gold tempered AK, the brand-new all-blue claw knife, and the Fallen autographed souvenir dragon sniper. The prices are more than 30,000, and the currency unit is US dollars.
Just like women don't dare to tell their husbands how much they paid for the luxury bags they are carrying that look exactly like the popular bags on Taobao, men also don't dare to tell their wives. How much money have you spent to get more cool-looking lines and colors on your gun
In terms of love for beauty, after letting women take the blame for hundreds of years, men finally discovered that it turned out to be, 'Oh my God, this is so beautiful. How much does it cost? I have to spend all my living expenses to buy it. 'It's not just for women.
Technology brings a common shopping life.
The difference between games and reality is that in the game, manufacturers will limit the quantity of certain skins in order to ensure that their skins can be sold at high prices. This means that the feeling of pleasure a man brings to owning a rare weapon in the game is no less than that of stripping off in a public bathhouse and revealing his own dragon's roar of more than 20 centimeters.
"Recently, a brand new dark gold and red mesh claw knife was put on the website." Rui Geer grabbed Fang Ze's hand and said, "You know I can't afford it, but it can be smoked. It only costs one hundred and seventy. A nine-dollar sword can be drawn once, and the explosion rate is said to be 5%, so I tried to draw a few."
"So your living expenses are gone?"
"I will never smoke again, really." Rui Geer said with tears in his nose, "Really, I will never smoke again. When I go back, I will sell everything in my warehouse. I’ll never do this again.”
"Come on," Fang Ze said to Rui Geer, "I still don't know you. Even sending Professor Yang to you can't cure your skin disease."
"Wait a minute." Fang Ze scratched his head and looked at Rui Ge'er and said, "I feel something is wrong now. You said you are sick and don't have money to go to the hospital. Then Wenbo and the others won't be without money. You specially treat me Why did you call me here?"
"Lend me 10,000 yuan, and I will draw it ten times for the last time. If I draw the dark gold red net claw knife, I will sell it to pay back the money."
"You are waiting for me here," Fang Ze patted Rui Geer and said, "But talking about money between us brothers is a bit hurtful."
"So?" Rui Geer's eyes lit up.
"No borrowing."
"Don't." Rui Geer grabbed Fang Ze and said quickly, "Even if I don't get the draw, I can pay you back after I save a few months of living expenses. Now we will all be separated soon, so you just have to satisfy me in the end. A little wish for you."
"I'll satisfy you." Fang Ze said without giving Rui Ge'er any face, "Now, either I take you to the hospital and I pay the hospitalization fee for you, or you wait here to die, I will leave immediately People."
"Don't go to the hospital." Rui Geer was as angry as a child. He rolled to the side holding his beer belly and said, "If I can't draw the dark gold red net claw knife, I won't go there even if I die here."
"Then you die here."
Fang Ze clapped his hands and stood up, pulling Xiaohua Ying and saying, "Let's do it twice."
"Oh." Xiaohuaying followed Fang Ze out. She was about to remind Fang Ze that he didn't bring any delicious food, but she immediately saw what Fang Ze was thinking about this time, so she shut up and behaved. Followed Fang Ze out.
Fang Ze took Xiao Hua Ying to the milk tea shop in front of the dormitory building. Xiao Hua Ying said to Fang Ze, "Brother Fang Ze, I know what the elder brother who was lying on the bed just now was thinking about. Do you want to listen?" I'll tell you."
"No need." Fang Ze shook his head.
"Why?" Xiao Huaying tilted her head and looked at Fang Ze and asked, "If you knew what that big brother was thinking just now, wouldn't you know how to answer him?"
"It's like this, Xiaohua Ying." Fang Ze said to Xiao Huaying, "Sometimes, people who know too much are less happy than those who know too little."
"Although there is an old saying in human beings that you know people but don't know their hearts, in fact the human mind is fickle. A person may have some bad thoughts towards others at a certain stage because of one thing. But this It doesn’t mean he’ll always think that way.”
Fang Ze looked at Xiao Huaying and said, "Just like just now. That big brother would probably be angry because I didn't lend him money and scold me secretly in his heart. But he didn't really want to break up with me, just I just didn’t figure it out for a while.”
"So, if Brother Fang Ze doesn't know why that big brother just scolded you in his heart, you will still be friends with him in the future. But if you know, it won't necessarily be the case, right?"
"Yes, our little Jacaranda is so smart." Fang Ze looked at the cute little Jacaranda, pulled her face, and then continued, "If I had the ability like Jacaranda, then I might only treat strangers Use this ability. Unless there is a special reason for an acquaintance I trust, I would not want to know what is going on in his mind."
"I know this reason. Foolish people are blessed by fools." Xiaohuaying said, clapping her hands.
"You know what a ghost you are." Fang Ze helplessly held his forehead and said to Xiaohua Ying, "There is a difference between this and stupid people having stupid blessings. But the worst test is the human heart. So, a person doesn't have to work hard. He wants to know what the people around him are thinking, which means he lives in a trustworthy environment. Isn't this happy enough?"
Fang Ze looked at Xiaohuaying and didn't know how to explain this for a moment.
After all, some insights can only be experienced slowly by oneself.
Having said that, only a simple and kind-hearted person like Xiaohuaying can control such an ability. If the emperor, the country's number one boss, and those in high positions had such an ability, it would definitely be a disaster.
While Fang Ze and Xiaohua Ying were chatting, Zhu Longlong walked in with the large and small bags of snacks and daily necessities that Fang Ze had placed on the bed, and then placed the things on the table of the milk tea shop where Fang Ze was sitting. .
"Only you can cruelly reject Brother Rui." After Zhu Longlong put down his things, he also sat down.
"What's the specific situation?" Fang Ze looked at Zhu Longlong and said, "Although Brother Rui spent a lot of money on games in the past and always wanted to be a member of Xinyue San, he never borrowed money from others to do this."
"Don't mention it. A few days ago, he took a girl to a knife fight. She was shown off with a brand new dark gold and red net bayonet. It is said that she was ridiculed quite a lot. When we returned to the dormitory, he treated him as an alien. My notebook was smashed. Then I said I wanted to get a dark gold and red net claw knife to make me embarrassed in front of the girl. But the brand new dark gold and red net claw knife that was posted online was sold for fifty thousand dollars. So he wanted to pick one out on the lottery website. He is always the last one to ask you to borrow money. I have already lent him this month’s living expenses.”
"That website relies on that knife to attract popularity. How could he get it?" Fang Ze curled his lips, then took out his mobile phone and transferred four thousand yuan to Zhu Longlong.
"What are you doing?" Zhu Longlong looked at Fang Ze in confusion and asked.
"I'll lend you and Wenbo living expenses, otherwise how will you survive this month?"
"If I had known you were so generous, I wouldn't have had to buy instant noodles." Zhu Longlong slapped his thigh and shouted.
"Shit, I believe you are an instant noodle person?" Fang Ze finished talking about this matter and then asked Zhu Longlong, "Brother Rui is really suffering from food poisoning?"
"Strictly speaking from a medical point of view, it doesn't matter." Zhu Longlong said, "But in a general sense, it can only be regarded as a bad stomach. If something really happened, I would have called the hospital as soon as possible. . The medical school can kill people without making people laugh. Next to it is the hospital of our school, where more than a dozen teachers are giving you lectures and operating on you in the hospital bed. "
"Then I'll be relieved." Fang Ze originally wanted Xiaohuaying to use the Five Poison Pearls to detoxify Brother Rui, but now it seems like forget it. It's a little more worry-free for him to lie down and not move now.
Zhu Longlong came out in the name of delivering something to Fang Ze, and went back after talking to Fang Ze. Fang Ze and Xiao Huaying walked back talking and laughing.
As soon as Fang Ze walked into the aisle in front of his door, he saw a figure squatting in front of his door.
Thief
Fang Ze thought subconsciously.
"It's the sister who sells clothes." Xiaohuaying quickly confirmed who was at the door through mind reading.
Could it be that Sister Qingzi realized that she had been deceived, so she came here
As soon as Fang Ze's thoughts turned around, Sister Qingzi saw Fang Ze and walked towards him.
"Come back." Sister Qingzi said to Fang Ze enthusiastically.
Um, why does it feel weird
Fang Ze nodded slightly, and then asked Sister Qingzi, "Come here, is there something wrong?"
"Have you forgotten that you asked me to write an application?" Sister Haruko said as she handed over a few pieces of paper.
"I forgot about this when I was busy." Fang Ze pretended to suddenly remember it, pointed to the door and said to Sister Qingzi, "Let's talk inside."
Fang Ze opened the door. If Sister Qingzi dared to go in, she helped pack and arrange the large and small bags that Fang Ze had brought, and then handed the previous application form to Fang Ze.
Although Fang Ze felt a little embarrassed that he had deceived others into writing an application form like this, he had to take the application form in a serious manner and then read the handwriting on it carefully.
'I volunteer to join the Chinese Monster Management Bureau and am willing to fight for the cause of the Monster Management Bureau for the rest of my life. The Monster Management Bureau is an important organization for the Chinese people to protect peace. It is also the vanguard of the Chinese people and the Chinese nation, representing China's advanced monster management level.
A person's life may be heavier than Mount Tai, or it may be as light as a feather. Just like Zhong Kui said: My whole life and all my energy are dedicated to the most magnificent cause in the world - to protect the world from monsters. And I, Fan Qing, cannot be the same as Zhong Kui, the great ancestor of demon slayers. But he is also willing to contribute his own strength to the cause of eliminating demons in the motherland.
I will omit the 13,000 words of nonsense below.
Sincerely
salute
Applicant Fan Qing. '
Hey, why does this format look so familiar
Fang Ze looked at this application and felt that he had not only seen it, but also written it.
Of course, the most important thing is, when did Zhong Kui say that he devoted his entire life and energy to protecting the world from monsters
(End of chapter)