"Why don't you see a woman here?" Fang Ze curiously asked Beima next to him.
"Women are not qualified to participate in this kind of banquet." Pema said to Fang Ze naturally, "I am afraid of offending Lord Nagarjuna."
"I am Groot." Just as Bema finished speaking, Groot praised the soup here because it was delicious.
"What did Lord Nagarjuna say?" Pema asked.
"He condemns your practice of not letting women come to the table, thinking that this is disrespectful to him." Fang Ze translated Groot's words truthfully.
"I am Groot." Groot turned his head and glanced at Fang Ze, complaining that Fang Ze always bullied others for not understanding his words, and then translated them randomly.
"Look, Dragon Book God is angry." Fang Ze pointed at Groot and said.
"Since Lord Nagarjuna said it, then." Pema thought for a moment, then stood up to discuss with the village chief. After a while, almost all the women in the village came to the table.
Now Fang Ze finally understands why so many people claim that they can communicate with God and then become a magic stick.
Because you can make up God’s words at will!
Fang Ze stayed in the village until the afternoon, when a Range Rover Velar drove under the village and Fan Qing got out of the driver's seat.
"Sister Qingzi, this way." Fang Ze greeted Fan Qing from a high place and asked Fan Qing to come up.
"You must have arrived in time." Fan Qing walked up to the village carrying a computer bag and looked at Fang Ze and said.
"In time." Fang Ze pointed at Groot and said to Fan Qing, "Let's get to know him. This is Groot. We need to take care of him for a while these days."
"Hello, Groot." Fan Qing greeted him in surprise after seeing the tree man Groot.
If Jacaranda just has a pair of wings, which makes people wonder if it is caused by some genetic mutation, then Groot's appearance completely confirms that he is a non-human creature.
"I am Groot." Groot greeted Fan Qing equally friendly.
"Hmm." Fan Qing looked at Groot, always feeling that she should have seen similar creatures somewhere.
Groot Groot.
Got it!
Fan Qing clapped her hands and suddenly thought, "Isn't Groot a character in the Guardians of the Galaxy!" '
Because Fan Qing has only watched the second installment of Guardians of the Galaxy, the impression she has of Groot in her mind is of the adorable Baby Groot.
Now that I think about it carefully, I remember that the predecessor of Baby Groot was like this.
"Could this Groot be the Groot in Guardians of the Galaxy?" Fan Qing pointed at Groot in surprise.
"Yes, and no." Fang Ze turned on the big deception mode and said, "Didn't I tell you last time? After many of our colleagues in the Monster Administration Bureau leave their jobs, they like to incorporate the monsters they encountered before into their own In the work. So the person who created Groot, the original comic image, is actually a member of our Monster Management Bureau."
"Oh." After hearing Fang Ze's words, Fan Qing felt that it made sense at first, but then she thought about it again.
its not right.
"Wait a minute." Fan Qing looked at Fang Ze and said, "Isn't the person who drew Groot a foreigner? Why does our country's Monster Management Bureau still recruit foreigners?!"
"Ahem." Lying is a technical job. Every time you make up a lie, you need to use countless lies to cover it up.
In comparison, with the simple and crude deception of 'I, Qin Shihuang, make money', it is still relatively difficult to fabricate a convincing existence of the Monster Management Bureau.
However, Fang Ze still racked his brains and continued to trick him.
"Think about it." Fang Ze said to Fan Qing, "Our country has a monster bureau, how can other countries not have it? However, because there is no competition and there are few personnel, the monster bureaus in our countries We all have a very good relationship, and we often perform missions together, so it is normal for foreigners to have seen our tree people."
"That's it." Fan Qing rolled her eyes, and then asked Fang Zedao, "Then can you tell me which of the monsters we see in movies and TV series exist in reality."
"This is top secret information because it will expose our retired colleagues." Fang Ze patted Fan Qing's head and said, "As a temporary worker, don't even think about it."
"Slap me on the head, I won't get married." Fan Qing rolled her eyes and looked at Fang Ze and said.
"Shouldn't the standard answer to someone being slapped on the head be whether they are taller or not? How come you can't get married?"
"I am almost 30 years old, and I will definitely not grow taller no matter what, so I can only say that I can't get married." Fan Qing joked.
After Fang Ze said goodbye to the people in the Hani village, he was about to leave when suddenly someone called him from behind. He turned around and found that it was the little girl Hu Ying.
"What's wrong?" Fang Ze thought it was because this little loli couldn't let go of him. Just when he was proud of his little loli's ability to be friendly, the little girl said to Fang Ze, "Brother Fang, my mother hopes you can go to me." When you're at home, she'll tell you something."
Although he didn't know why the little girl's mother named Fang Ze, Fang Ze was not afraid of trouble and took Groot Fan Qing to the little girl's home.
In a dilapidated house, a haggard woman was lying on the bed. This is Hu Ying's mother.
After listening to what the mother said, Fang Ze understood Hu Ying's life experience. It turned out that Hu Ying's father became seriously ill and passed away not long after she was born. Her mother had managed to bring her up to this age, but now she herself She became seriously ill and was unable to take care of Hu Ying.
The village is poor, and there are not many families who can afford to raise another child. Hu Ying's mother is not familiar with her, and she is afraid that she is being entrusted to someone else.
Then after she learned that someone had brought Nagarjuna to the village and asked all the women in the village to serve, she felt that he would be a good person, so she hoped that Fang Ze could take Hu Ying away.
Take a little loli and leave.
Fang Ze was a little worried, partly because it was not appropriate for a young man in his twenties to raise a little loli at home. This is a real little lolita, not a legal lolita like Lin Xiaoxin. On the other hand, he has to receive guests every week, and it is extremely inconvenient for multiple people at home.
Seeing that Fang Ze wanted to refuse, Hu Ying's mother tried hard to get out of bed and beg Fang Ze. At this time, Fan Qing, who was behind Fang Ze, suddenly stepped forward and said to Hu Ying's mother, "Auntie, I'm not married yet, but I like children very much. If you can trust me, you can give me your daughter." Raise.”
"Okay, I can trust you." When Hu Ying's mother heard that someone was willing to raise her daughter, she happily took Fan Qing's hand and said, "My daughter will be entrusted to you."
Although Fang Ze didn't know Fan Qing very well, judging from his daily contacts, he was indeed a good person. Since she was willing to take Hu Ying in, Fang Ze naturally had nothing to say.
The two came out of Hu Ying's house. Although Hu Ying, who was only seven years old, was a little reluctant to let go of her mother, she obeyed her mother's words very much. Her mother asked Hu Ying to follow Fan Qing, the eldest sister, and Hu Ying never left Fan Qing's side.
The two came out of Hu Ying's house and told the village chief about the matter. The village chief did not object, but he was very happy that Hu Ying could follow Fang Ze and the others to the outside world.
Fang Ze asked Fan Qing to bring a windbreaker of the largest size as well as a hat and scarf, and then asked Groot to change his body shape to that of a normal person, and then put it on for Groot. This was not careful. If you look at it, you won't find anything suspicious.
Three people and one tree took a car to a nearby county to rest temporarily.
After finding a daily rental house online to stay in first, Fang Ze called Fan Qing out on the pretext of buying food.
"It costs a lot of money to raise a child now." Fang Ze said to Fan Qing, "You don't have enough money alone. After you go back, I will support you a little bit every month for little Hu Ying's living expenses."
"You don't have to worry about this." Fan Qing said to Fang Ze, "I don't just open a clothing store."
"Do you have other part-time jobs?"
"That's right." Fan Qing patted her 32D and said, "I usually write novels and am an online author. I earn tens of thousands every month."
"Awesome." Fang Ze gave Fan Qing a thumbs up, and then asked, "What novel did you write? I'll go back and read it."
"Uh." Fan Qing immediately became silent when she heard Fang Ze ask what novel she wrote.
Because coincidentally, the name of the novel she wrote is called "Monster Administration". And the article creates a mean and hateful boss for the protagonist. Basically every day in the comment area, people chase this boss and scold him for abusing the protagonist, hoping that the author will write him off immediately.
What's even more coincidental is that the villain's boss's name is also Fang Ze.
Fan Qing didn't dare to show this novel to Fang Ze even to death. She quickly changed the topic and said, "Many stores here don't allow payment by mobile phone. I have to go to the bank to withdraw some cash."
"Okay." Fang Ze nodded and agreed.
The two walked to a nearby bank. It happened that the ATM was broken and they could only withdraw money at the counter.
Fan Qing drew a number and sat on chairs with Fang Ze waiting for the number to be called. At the window to the left of the two of them, there was also a man who looked to be in his forties withdrawing money.
"Help me withdraw some money." The man said to the teller on the counter.
"There is 1,800 yuan in your card."
"Seventy thousand!"
Hearing this man's words, the bank teller frowned, but still said patiently, "Sir, you only have 1,800 yuan in your card."
"Yeah, I want 70,000!"
"But there is only 1,800 yuan in it. Sorry, you can't withdraw 70,000 yuan."
"Seventy thousand!" When the man heard the teller's words, he still insisted on repeating what he said before. His way of speaking could be said to be comparable to Groot.
But at this time, I didn’t know where the teller got the inspiration. It suddenly occurred to him that the man might not be talking about 70,000 yuan, so he asked, “Sir, do you mean you have finished withdrawing it?”
"That's right, isn't my common law great?"
(End of chapter)